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175725  a robot: @antipatterns *and

175727  petepuma: sorority giraffes

175727  itskando: Fast and the furious: Tokyo Gr-rft

175733  Borkf: Rad for username/upload/Netflix recommendation combo.

175731  itskando: Or comment your way to purple

175592  wolfpk: With you, no. Otherwise that that treehouse looks pretty sweet

175592  wolfpk: With you, no. Otherwise that that treehouse looks pretty sweet

175707  Mexico: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'

175728  Skumn: Where is the dog folder?

159988  tritium: Return trip: #175729

175681  White Rice: Bags by Liefeld.

175729  tritium: #159988

175606  wolfpk: This is horrible! The Goldfish to pasta is way out of proportion!!

175737  Nopetology: No, hell no, and tell us how that plan works out for you. I'm guessing somewhere between "elbow your lung without notice" and "cut your dick throwing in the river". #175666

175728  tritium: The next stage name for Cat Power.

175723  itskando: Son of evil green ranger and bloody beatroots

175634  wolfpk: Mine!

175725  itskando: It's rad .. I guess..

175727  itskando: Nooooooooo! Idunnwannnagooooooo

175728  Sandor: I wish my car had a folder for my cat

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175559 jochenau: He's gonna feed ALL the ducks.

175574 Nopetology: Turder floof is ready to be deturded

175690 ch: much more comfortable than the internet of things

175548 Science: @White Rice @funny in the wall: "Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you?" "No, baby, I'm the real thing." (Accelerates away)

175623 tokyopig: I says 'cafe duck's butt karaoke' and then something in Korean.

175644 tib gubb: true to life

175579 kazzy94: The only thing worse than the show is its fans.

175530 UltraBeverly: That couch is filthy, otherwise I'm ok with this.

175585 Warrax: ...jealous?

175550 Nopetology: *retrieves TestaMints from glovebox*



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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2582 points
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 7. bug: 2145 points
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10. leia: 1369 points
11. E. HONDA: 1261 points
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Score:
356
 
 petepuma: autorad for Weird Al
 SpaceCow: "And now, my favorite song, Apple Phone as arranged for the accordion."
 whiplash: Chick magnet.
 Scoo: And that kid? "Weird" Albert Einstein
 Knice: He grew up, and left childish things behind; but held fast to his passion. #38584
Image 162761   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
220
 
 flyingBEARfish: Liberate those thighs!
 Lestrange: Whoa! Trump is not going to like THAT!
 SpaceCow: When your liberties need to make a sweet jump.
 Scoo: Someone had a pretty good camping trip
Image 162760   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
381
 
 carpwoman: This is a fountain...
 carpwoman: These are leaves.
 carpwoman: This is a clam shell sofa. It's a reproduction, but it cost more than the original!
 ch: That's Capitalism[tm]!
 SomeCanadian: As a gay male, this offends me.
 sparename: Go diving in the Oyster Bed
 Lestrange: Something something pink clam
 ignatz: Venus human trap?
Image 162759   02-17-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
321
 
 piranharama: Haters gonna hate
 Bu7Z: Yeeeeaaaaah boyeeee
 wolfpk: Yo man! We are in the middle of putting down an insurrection, but I saw you with the camera and thought this would make a great pic.
 WaffleIron: That mans posture is too weird for this not to be some kind of rap video.
Image 162758   02-17-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
224
 
 Skaalar: Yeah, because those open spaces in the containers aren't meant to hold things. Duh.
Image 162757   02-17-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
344
 
 Bu7Z: God hates figs
 Wet farts: What if I was born there?
 ch: what if it's a clerical error
 Lestrange: @Ulillillia Well at least there's a bar! Driving would be fun too.
 Mexico: @Mr. Butt God is a tender pervert, and the angels are voyeurs.
 Mr. Butt: @Noremak Then I'd like to know why the mastermind of the universe wants me to jack off so much.
 Noremak: What if determinism is true and our free will is ineffectual or nonexistent?
 SpaceCow: I mean, unless you were tricked. Then its the devil's fault but it sucks to be you.
 Ulillillia: @Lestrange There is, it even froze over tinyurl.com/…
 Fancy Clown: @Peach Fair point.
 Peach: I had to post this because you wouldn't expect a "you're going to hell"-type sign to use the correct forms of "it's" and "your".
 Lestrange: How can I go to hell if there is no such thing
 Mr. Butt: (in b4 some dork explains why that joke is wrong)
 Mr. Butt: See, this is why I'm a Manichean.
 Mexico: The devil made me do it!
Image 162756   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
620
 
 tib gubb: in a perfect world, the tamale lady would be above the law.
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : She's not welcome if she doesn't bring enough for everyone.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : English consumes all, banalizes all. Paninis shall be added to the dictionary.
 a robot: @Scoo If we're going to be pedantic about foreign words, can I chime in how much I hate when restaurants say they have "paninis?" PANINI IS ALREADY PLURAL, DAMN IT
 Scoo: It's "tamal," singular, or "tamales," plural. Geeze.
 WaffleIron: I need this sign, maybe then I will get visits from the tamale lady too!
 PenguinBartender: She gets double-underlining. The rest of you, GO!!! AWAY!!!
 chhumphrey: Holy frijoles they're strict!
 Annoying Vegan : Someone has their priorities straight.
Image 162755   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
593
 
 ch: hidin' that ice cream belly
 Skaalar: @chhumphrey Probably because he keeps eating up all the stock.
 chhumphrey: For some reason I don't trust their sushi chef.
Image 162754   02-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
423
 
 KingTrebek: If Trump is Hitler what is the Holocaust?
 Beef Supreme: Trump is a nationalist, but not a socialist. He is not Hitler.
 trelyate: plot twist: he meant it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: @Skaalar I see the argument you're trying to make, but this probably isn't the place for it
 Skaalar: @XLY True, but they went for it and for a few moments, they held more power than the majority of their peer nations. I can respect that. And yes, I think Hitler was evil.
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know..
 XLY: @Skaalar His campaign failed miserably though
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar Um.
 Skaalar: @a robot I've always been of the unpopular opinion that you can hate hitler all yah want, just respect the man for his achievements. Like Alexander the Great or Ghenghis Kahn. Technically theyre a pile of mass-murderers, but they strove for what they wanted.
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt It seems my link has failed. But if you look up "It embraces all of me" by Chase Berggrun, you should be able to find it.
 Mr. Butt: @a robot Speaking of Hitler's book, I've been showing this to as many people as I can. A trans poet has been remixing Mein Kampf into gay love poetry, and it's amazing: thediagram.com/165/…
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I had a conversation along those lines with someone and we were both horrified to realize that comparing Trump to Hitler is a little unfair...to Hitler. At least Adolf wrote a book! And his own speeches! And had a coherent plan! And understood how his government works! And now let us never speak of this again because I'm really uncomfortable now
 Mr. Butt: Hey, hold on. That's not fair. Hitler was a good public speaker.
 WaffleIron: @Knice : It would be incumbent on them to, for sure, however there's some fudging in my numbers: My reference is based on a study of enlisted navy men, who have a far greater ratio of muscle. Fat is less dense than muscle and would skew the results to a larger volume/weight ratio. I can assert with confidence that he's at least 29 gallons.
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron His hands would be like maybe half a pint each
 Knice: @WaffleIron I am impressed! (I'm sure the liberal media has underestimated his yuugeness, though.)
 WaffleIron: @chhumphrey : Oh I know, it's a hobby of mine
 chhumphrey: @WaffleIron you're over-thinking it
 WaffleIron: ref volume: ajcn.nutrition.org/content/24/11/…
 WaffleIron: ref weight: washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/10/06/just-how-big-is-trump-we-asked-5-experts-to-you-guessed-it-weigh-in/
 WaffleIron: @Knice : Just spent about 5 minutes on this, assuming trumps body weight to be about 250lbs his volume (Wakat et. al, 1971) should be about 29 gallons. A true 71 gallon president would be roughly 2 and a half trumps.
 Knice: Heil a 71-gallon box o' dicks.
Image 162753   02-17-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
465
 
 sparename: " # I want to fly my ic-I-cle, I want to fly my ike.. # "
 Robespierre: Spearchucker stereotype SMASHED!
 Scoo: The perfect murder weapon. Melts away to leave no trace!
 Side Boob: He also scored 4 touchdowns in one game.
Image 162752   02-17-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
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