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249643  Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249680  Vinochet: need Epipen, stat!

249681  San DoDo: 50 shades of oh deer

249678  Shay: I wonder what kind of score it would be if it was Donknife Trump or Adolph Forkler.

249680  funny in the wall: that stuff can be really good

249661  Christina: But it causes anxiety to everyone else.

249676  Shay: Listen you little shit, make that face again and back to the kennel you go.

249664  Christina: That cake is on something.

249682  Shay: A.D.I.D.A.S.

249667  Christina: @TurkeyVulture We get it, you are going senile. That's why you don't "rember" some spellings.

248560  Mr Bleak: Say "Mousey"!

249677  Christina: Anywhere to get that ball.

249679  Shay: Gotta go fast (or slow if you want)

249654  Jabberwikket: How to train your Tigger: Step 3, piglets.

249687  OldKentuckyShark: I didn't read CILT the first time

249643  WTF: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

249654  Shay: Breakfast in bed.

249663  Shay: "I miss the Boogeyman."

249659  WTF: I call BS! That's clearly a night chemtrail.

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Score:
356
 
 petepuma: autorad for Weird Al
 SpaceCow: "And now, my favorite song, Apple Phone as arranged for the accordion."
 whiplash: Chick magnet.
 Scoo: And that kid? "Weird" Albert Einstein
 Knice: He grew up, and left childish things behind; but held fast to his passion. #38584
Image 162761   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
220
 
 flyingBEARfish: Liberate those thighs!
 Lestrange: Whoa! Trump is not going to like THAT!
 SpaceCow: When your liberties need to make a sweet jump.
 Scoo: Someone had a pretty good camping trip
Image 162760   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
381
 
 carpwoman: This is a fountain...
 carpwoman: These are leaves.
 carpwoman: This is a clam shell sofa. It's a reproduction, but it cost more than the original!
 ch: That's Capitalism[tm]!
 SomeCanadian: As a gay male, this offends me.
 sparename: Go diving in the Oyster Bed
 Lestrange: Something something pink clam
 ignatz: Venus human trap?
Image 162759   02-17-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
345
 
 piranharama: Haters gonna hate
 Bu7Z: Yeeeeaaaaah boyeeee
 wolfpk: Yo man! We are in the middle of putting down an insurrection, but I saw you with the camera and thought this would make a great pic.
 WaffleIron: That mans posture is too weird for this not to be some kind of rap video.
Image 162758   02-17-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
224
 
 Skaalar: Yeah, because those open spaces in the containers aren't meant to hold things. Duh.
Image 162757   02-17-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
344
 
 Bu7Z: God hates figs
 Wet farts: What if I was born there?
 ch: what if it's a clerical error
 Lestrange: @Ulillillia Well at least there's a bar! Driving would be fun too.
 Mexico: @Mr. Butt God is a tender pervert, and the angels are voyeurs.
 Mr. Butt: @Noremak Then I'd like to know why the mastermind of the universe wants me to jack off so much.
 Noremak: What if determinism is true and our free will is ineffectual or nonexistent?
 SpaceCow: I mean, unless you were tricked. Then its the devil's fault but it sucks to be you.
 Ulillillia: @Lestrange There is, it even froze over tinyurl.com/…
 Fancy Clown: @Peach Fair point.
 Peach: I had to post this because you wouldn't expect a "you're going to hell"-type sign to use the correct forms of "it's" and "your".
 Lestrange: How can I go to hell if there is no such thing
 Mr. Butt: (in b4 some dork explains why that joke is wrong)
 Mr. Butt: See, this is why I'm a Manichean.
 Mexico: The devil made me do it!
Image 162756   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
643
 
 tib gubb: in a perfect world, the tamale lady would be above the law.
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : She's not welcome if she doesn't bring enough for everyone.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : English consumes all, banalizes all. Paninis shall be added to the dictionary.
 a robot: @Scoo If we're going to be pedantic about foreign words, can I chime in how much I hate when restaurants say they have "paninis?" PANINI IS ALREADY PLURAL, DAMN IT
 Scoo: It's "tamal," singular, or "tamales," plural. Geeze.
 WaffleIron: I need this sign, maybe then I will get visits from the tamale lady too!
 PenguinBartender: She gets double-underlining. The rest of you, GO!!! AWAY!!!
 chhumphrey: Holy frijoles they're strict!
 Annoying Vegan : Someone has their priorities straight.
Image 162755   02-17-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
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 ch: hidin' that ice cream belly
 Skaalar: @chhumphrey Probably because he keeps eating up all the stock.
 chhumphrey: For some reason I don't trust their sushi chef.
Image 162754   02-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 KingTrebek: If Trump is Hitler what is the Holocaust?
 Beef Supreme: Trump is a nationalist, but not a socialist. He is not Hitler.
 trelyate: plot twist: he meant it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: @Skaalar I see the argument you're trying to make, but this probably isn't the place for it
 Skaalar: @XLY True, but they went for it and for a few moments, they held more power than the majority of their peer nations. I can respect that. And yes, I think Hitler was evil.
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know..
 XLY: @Skaalar His campaign failed miserably though
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar Um.
 Skaalar: @a robot I've always been of the unpopular opinion that you can hate hitler all yah want, just respect the man for his achievements. Like Alexander the Great or Ghenghis Kahn. Technically theyre a pile of mass-murderers, but they strove for what they wanted.
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt It seems my link has failed. But if you look up "It embraces all of me" by Chase Berggrun, you should be able to find it.
 Mr. Butt: @a robot Speaking of Hitler's book, I've been showing this to as many people as I can. A trans poet has been remixing Mein Kampf into gay love poetry, and it's amazing: thediagram.com/165/…
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I had a conversation along those lines with someone and we were both horrified to realize that comparing Trump to Hitler is a little unfair...to Hitler. At least Adolf wrote a book! And his own speeches! And had a coherent plan! And understood how his government works! And now let us never speak of this again because I'm really uncomfortable now
 Mr. Butt: Hey, hold on. That's not fair. Hitler was a good public speaker.
 WaffleIron: @Knice : It would be incumbent on them to, for sure, however there's some fudging in my numbers: My reference is based on a study of enlisted navy men, who have a far greater ratio of muscle. Fat is less dense than muscle and would skew the results to a larger volume/weight ratio. I can assert with confidence that he's at least 29 gallons.
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron His hands would be like maybe half a pint each
 Knice: @WaffleIron I am impressed! (I'm sure the liberal media has underestimated his yuugeness, though.)
 WaffleIron: @chhumphrey : Oh I know, it's a hobby of mine
 chhumphrey: @WaffleIron you're over-thinking it
 WaffleIron: ref volume: ajcn.nutrition.org/content/24/11/…
 WaffleIron: ref weight: washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/10/06/just-how-big-is-trump-we-asked-5-experts-to-you-guessed-it-weigh-in/
 WaffleIron: @Knice : Just spent about 5 minutes on this, assuming trumps body weight to be about 250lbs his volume (Wakat et. al, 1971) should be about 29 gallons. A true 71 gallon president would be roughly 2 and a half trumps.
 Knice: Heil a 71-gallon box o' dicks.
Image 162753   02-17-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
488
 
 sparename: " # I want to fly my ic-I-cle, I want to fly my ike.. # "
 oregon man: Spearchucker stereotype SMASHED!
 Scoo: The perfect murder weapon. Melts away to leave no trace!
 Side Boob: He also scored 4 touchdowns in one game.
Image 162752   02-17-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
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