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272624  macrocosm: Plumbers at Hogwarts must be anorexic cuz in that shit would snapped in 2 from the jump out here

272614  ThoughtlessGentleman: "spaying and neutering humans is the best theres already tons of them with no homes."

272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

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Score:
253
 
 Shay: Now if it was Morgan Freeman paired up with Gary Busey, this would have won an Oscar for Best Picture.
 grizzly: I got my "Get to the whopper!" Shirt.
 Minx: He's going for coffee with a few bucks to spend.
 msmstud: First two were epic-awesome. Total primo testosterone-fests.
 funny in the wall: wasn't there another one coming out soon?
 Mentos Pormer: City break and steak
Image 161235   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
277
 
 A duck: Don't you dare try an SBD in here, lady.
 petepuma: Ma-NOSE the Hands of Fate
 Micro Jackson: Who nose?
 WTF: She's the physical manifestation of Halls vapor action.
 Ulillillia: This Dristan commercial is weird.
 chhumphrey: Weird take on the concept of picking your nose.
 whiplash: Cynthia worked in the spare parts warehouse at Mt. Rushmore.
 smusher: Shh! The walls have... ok never mind.
 hearsegirl: it's nostrils all the way down...
 WTF: The original "Scent of a Woman" was a lot different than the Pacino remake.
 a robot: Behold, the wall upon which I grow my giant noses!
Image 161234   02-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1164
 
 slurms: Unexpected profit in the poster boards at the corner store pharmacy. They also enjoyed a momentary uptick in black and white film, lamb skin condoms, and facial hair.
 Mr. Shine: @WTF Poor lad, he's in denial. Perhaps a romp down at the YMCA, do you gay fellows still do that?
 lecj07: @TurkeyVulture Thank you!
 Micro Jackson: It's a trap!
 XLY: When is this from? Houston just voted last year to keep workplace discrimination against LGBTQ+ (H.E.R.O. prop) a state regulated legal issue rather than dealing with it at a city level like most other cities with a similar size population.
 SomeCanadian: "I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!"
 Minx: Wish these guys were in Montana...
 tib gubb: reverse psychology
 p nut: Better, but how about " I'm proud of my son who is gay but that shouldn't have to be the defining point of his entire identity he also loves to cook and is finishing his internship in an architectural firm.
 msmstud: @WTF -- Nice work.
 hearsegirl: love these people.
 WTF: But Dad I keep telling you I'm not gay!
 Meow: Too sweet to make a joke about.
Image 161233   02-09-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
332
 
 CastleBravo: @Hosebag Not like there is a NON-weird one.
 Hosebag: This Die Antwoord video is weird.
 Wookiee: We couldn't find the bathroom. I had to piss like a, well, you know...
 Wookiee: We couldn't find the bathroom. I had to piss like a, well, you know...
 georgerino: Uh where did the ladder go? Oh well time to die I guess
 A duck: "The nuclear arms race is like two people standing in a room full of gasoline, arguing over who has more matches."
 Micro Jackson: More water, please
 Shay: This porn is interesting, but still weird.
 Mad Collager: Honey, drink some water. You you look like you may be horse.
 ratwa: I actually bought one of those horse head masks. I don't really know what to do with it; it scares the shit out of my dog and I'm assuming it looks as douchey on me as it does on other people.
 whiplash: God is punishing us for our cross-species marriage!
 Minx: Everything is fine. It's all good, we're all good.
Image 161232   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
260
 
 Suburbanmom: Beast looks like he is considering that he was just molested at camp...
 werterland: I almost joined the US Air Force when I was around 18. I backed out because I didn't want to get rid of my piercings. I still wonder if I made the right decision.
 Hosebag: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!! A JELLY DONUT!!!!
 clayjar: They've just realized that their lives, as they knew them to be, have just ended.
 WTF: When you have diarrhea and find out the bus has no toilet for the two hour drive.
 Lumb Blombus: The Bluebird of Unhappiness
 Whatever: Another quality flight on Southern Air.
 hearsegirl: Beast thought that showing off his guns on the first day would be a good way to assert dominance. Beast has been educated by the d.i. that his assumption was incorrect. the cadet behind him is satisfied but smart enough to conceal it. the cadet next to him is shellshocked.
 msmstud: Obviously fake; there's an air conditioner.
 Winterneuro: "Lighten up, Francis!"
 grizzly: Beast just realized that he made a terrible mistake.
 Meow: This looks fun...
 Knice: I'm getting an 'on my way to Basic Training' vibe. *flashback-induced shudder*
 sparename: Needs a nun with a guitar
Image 161231   02-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
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 addend: His wife chuckled at this, too, but deep inside, she knew. :(
 pusha p: I love you, fortune cookie slip!
 msmstud: But it doesn't say what kind of love. Oh dear.
Image 161230   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
361
 
 A duck: LOOK AT ME! I'M INVISIBLE!
 Ulillillia: Right swipe.
 SomeCanadian: @petepuma Or really, just about anyone with retinas.
 Mad Collager: The Trump administration introduces its new "alternate camo".
 blue shoes: Stunner Bodysuit
 unoplank: fabulous camo
 Meow: Welcome to your technicolor nightmare
 whiplash: "I call it 'reverse camo'--the animals are so stunned that they just stand there and stare, and then I shoots them!"
 a robot: @Zukero Perfect camo if he was inside the picture below this one though
 petepuma: how not to get shot by hunters
 Zukero: Inefficient camo.
Image 161229   02-09-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
405
 
 hearsegirl: @Baby Jesus okay?
 Baby Jesus: @hearsegirl i lolled irl at this
 XLY: fossilized unicorn jizz
 Spazstatic: This effect appears around you when you level up past purple.
 hearsegirl: i love dichroic glass. this is especially nice.
 sparename: @CapitalismMeow Knobbled for extra discomfort
 CapitalismMeow: It's a cosmic butt plug
Image 161228   02-09-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
371
 
 Minx: @Mark As Read Tank Girl the comic book, the art is very similar and it looks so crazy, like the comics.
 Mark As Read: @Minx what do you mean
 Minx: This belongs in Tank Girl.
 Meow: The instruction manual for Q-bert is way too confusing
 Mexico: How can I fight the Prog Wizard at my current level of rock?
Image 161227   02-09-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
110
 
 Snake Jesus: I think something is wrong with your camera.
 sparename: This is not how Lytro works
Image 161226   02-09-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
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