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209958  jazzjunkie: For how full the bottle is, pouring at that angle is going to get more Scotch on the table than in the shoe!

210118  WTF: Who do they think I am, the President?

209988  DarkTeddy: Thanks! It was mostly because the guy teaching was 70 years old and just wrote formulas down on the overhead. @funny in the wall

210118  Dr Awkward: Sorry, this Heiny is warm and flat :/

210107  Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

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209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

209988 DarkTeddy: Thanks! It was mostly because the guy teaching was 70 years old and just wrote formulas down on the overhead. @funny in the wall

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

210107 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor



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Score:
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 wolfpk: They are conducting a scientific experiment: "how can we get our ass kicked the fastest."
 wolfpk: They are conducting a scientific experiment: "how can we get our ass kicked the fastest."
 smarkles: Every bit of that is motorized and will speed off together when the light turns.
 Amy Housewine: "It is a bypass! You've got to build bypasses!"
 Teechur: Danged millenials and their "safe spaces"
 bug: Carpool lane only (and sofas)
 Mad Collager: See what happens when you leave the safety pit out of the coach potato's enclosure? #159284
 grizzly: You might be able to legally kill a person here.
 Side Boob: This photo should be named "Impending Ass-whooping"
 a robot: I have that same table, it's the cheapest one at Ikea. It's called "Lack," presumably because you lack the funds for a better table
Image 159323   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
169
 
 scribbs: Efp Toz l'Ped is my dancing name.
 Headoftheclass: "When do we practice inserting rectal suppositories?" The mannequin isn't designed for that. "I'm not talking about the mannequin. ;) ".
 PenguinBartender: You need two people separately checking for the pulse on a dummy? *University of Phoenix theme song plays*
 Sheikhjahbooty: This man needs more stethoscopes, stat!
 Teechur: Calm down! You'll never make a successful medical practitioner if you keep losing your patience like that!
 Zukero: I suspect all three of them are dolls, to support training of medical inspectors.
 Knice: "he ded" "lol"
Image 159322   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
308
 
 Headoftheclass: Known Accomplices: Ron "Tater Salad" White.
 Mad Collager: Those crooks weren't using their noodles.
 Sheikhjahbooty: I used to live in the New York highlands. There but for the Grace of God, go I.
 Lestrange: Yeah, the police usually need help like this.
 ChubbyBuddy: whenever i go to Bilderburger, I get the Goldman-Sachlunch: The Skull-n-Boneless Buffalo wings, NWOnion rings, and a diet Koch. Pretty tasty but they make you eat it naked while lying in a coffin.
 Knice: See, kids? Messy eaters never win.
Image 159321   01-30-17   Uploaded by    werterland
Score:
318
 
 Science: I think you're better off rolling with the pages from this dumb book first.
 wolfpk: I like how it say your lady friend or mother. Kind of points out how big of loser you have to be.
 wolfpk: I like how it say your lady friend or mother. Kind of points out how big of loser you have to be.
 bug: WTF book is this.
 fanny: if you weren't spending all your money on weed, you'd be able to afford real rolling papers!
 Aemuli: And this is one way to know you do, in fact, have a serious drug problem. It's a "holy hell, is this what my life is now? I've gotta get my shit together" kind of moment.
 Skaalar: @grizzly Firmly on hold while I watch Advemture Time till the sunrises.
 UltraBeverly: I think the wrappers are now plastic (to seal out freshness?), so I approve this message.
 grizzly: It's 4:18am. Do you know where your life is?
Image 159320   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
501
 
 Nothing: Sharxorcist. Come on, people, it's right there.
 Amy Housewine: The shark excorcist (with a crucifix attached to one of this teeth) came to remove the fallen priest (who was conducting an invisible orchestra).
 wolfpk: Please don't let SyFy channel see this!!!!!!
 bug: I repent! ...[eats priest anyway because he's still a shark.]
 ChubbyBuddy: @Scoo sinead o'ark exorcist
 SomeCanadian: @ChubbyBuddy @grizzly This seems to be a very niche type of danger.
 Scoo: Not enough -nado, 3/10
 grizzly: @ChubbyBuddy it swims in lava. Duh.
 ChubbyBuddy: also wouldnt an on fire shark be quickly not on fire if swimming in water
 ChubbyBuddy: dumb tagline, everybody has jaws. except like worms or w/e
Image 159319   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
243
 
Image 159318   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
245
 
 scribbs: I want the middle one to be my new work uniform.
 Donut: ...professional what now?
 Ulillillia: I want to know WHat love is
 Zukero: Proper case. I wish for proper case.
 SomeCanadian: We all make mistakes. Some more egregious than others. @ChubbyBuddy
 ChubbyBuddy: @SomeCanadian no self respecting gay dude would wear bangs that look like a permanent hairnet
 SunWukong: Apparently this is Ahmed Angel, aspiring model and "The most narcissistic man on Facebook".
 whiplash: Is this an ad to hire an escort?
 Headoftheclass: What's up with the hairnet?
 ChubbyBuddy: @SomeCanadian no self respecting gay dude would wear bangs that look like a permanent hairnet
 SomeCanadian: @ChubbyBuddy Somehow, I don't think it matters to him much.
 SomeCanadian: I didn't know you could be professionally fabulous.
 ChubbyBuddy: I wish I knew WHat boobs feel like
Image 159317   01-30-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
391
 
 Peach: #Hide them under a shirt? Oh no! I'm gonna let 'em shine!#
 Knice: *mipples
Image 159316   01-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
463
 
 Prostata: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
 Headoftheclass: Getadelt wird wer Schmerzen kennt- vom Feuer das die Haut verbrennt- Ich werf ein Licht- in mein Gesicht- Ein heisser Schrei... Feuer frei!
 ping: I'm a level 12 rioting thug.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!
 Skaalar: Hold still while he bestows uponst you a Wizard's Kiss.
 grizzly: Wizzzaaaaddd!
 Teechur: That's not how you hula hoop!
 jochenau: @Lestrange That's actually their Arcane Shield.
 Lestrange: Thank god for red circle
 SomeCanadian: Damn. NATO getting serious here.
Image 159315   01-30-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
205
 
 Headoftheclass: If you know your history then you would know where you coming from.- James Brown
 whiplash: "I got a little piece of spinach or something right here in my chompers." Famous Bob Marley song lyric.
 ChubbyBuddy: Purple Rain was amazing
 Lestrange: All along the three little birds
 tritium: The joke is that it's a picture of Chris Farley.
 Knice: The Wind Cries Marley
Image 159314   01-30-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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