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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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2. Robespierre
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257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly



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11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
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Score:
477
 
 wolfpk: They are conducting a scientific experiment: "how can we get our ass kicked the fastest."
 wolfpk: They are conducting a scientific experiment: "how can we get our ass kicked the fastest."
 Amy Housewine: "It is a bypass! You've got to build bypasses!"
 Teechur: Danged millenials and their "safe spaces"
 bug: Carpool lane only (and sofas)
 Mad Collager: See what happens when you leave the safety pit out of the coach potato's enclosure? #159284
 grizzly: You might be able to legally kill a person here.
 Side Boob: This photo should be named "Impending Ass-whooping"
 a robot: I have that same table, it's the cheapest one at Ikea. It's called "Lack," presumably because you lack the funds for a better table
Image 159323   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
169
 
 scribbs: Efp Toz l'Ped is my dancing name.
 Headoftheclass: "When do we practice inserting rectal suppositories?" The mannequin isn't designed for that. "I'm not talking about the mannequin. ;) ".
 PenguinBartender: You need two people separately checking for the pulse on a dummy? *University of Phoenix theme song plays*
 Sheikhjahbooty: This man needs more stethoscopes, stat!
 Teechur: Calm down! You'll never make a successful medical practitioner if you keep losing your patience like that!
 Zukero: I suspect all three of them are dolls, to support training of medical inspectors.
 Knice: "he ded" "lol"
Image 159322   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
308
 
 Headoftheclass: Known Accomplices: Ron "Tater Salad" White.
 Mad Collager: Those crooks weren't using their noodles.
 Sheikhjahbooty: I used to live in the New York highlands. There but for the Grace of God, go I.
 Lestrange: Yeah, the police usually need help like this.
 ChubbyBuddy: whenever i go to Bilderburger, I get the Goldman-Sachlunch: The Skull-n-Boneless Buffalo wings, NWOnion rings, and a diet Koch. Pretty tasty but they make you eat it naked while lying in a coffin.
 Knice: See, kids? Messy eaters never win.
Image 159321   01-30-17   Uploaded by    werterland
Score:
318
 
 Science: I think you're better off rolling with the pages from this dumb book first.
 wolfpk: I like how it say your lady friend or mother. Kind of points out how big of loser you have to be.
 wolfpk: I like how it say your lady friend or mother. Kind of points out how big of loser you have to be.
 bug: WTF book is this.
 fanny: if you weren't spending all your money on weed, you'd be able to afford real rolling papers!
 Aemuli: And this is one way to know you do, in fact, have a serious drug problem. It's a "holy hell, is this what my life is now? I've gotta get my shit together" kind of moment.
 Skaalar: @grizzly Firmly on hold while I watch Advemture Time till the sunrises.
 UltraBeverly: I think the wrappers are now plastic (to seal out freshness?), so I approve this message.
 grizzly: It's 4:18am. Do you know where your life is?
Image 159320   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
501
 
 Nothing: Sharxorcist. Come on, people, it's right there.
 Amy Housewine: The shark excorcist (with a crucifix attached to one of this teeth) came to remove the fallen priest (who was conducting an invisible orchestra).
 wolfpk: Please don't let SyFy channel see this!!!!!!
 bug: I repent! ...[eats priest anyway because he's still a shark.]
 ChubbyBuddy: @Scoo sinead o'ark exorcist
 SomeCanadian: @ChubbyBuddy @grizzly This seems to be a very niche type of danger.
 Scoo: Not enough -nado, 3/10
 grizzly: @ChubbyBuddy it swims in lava. Duh.
 ChubbyBuddy: also wouldnt an on fire shark be quickly not on fire if swimming in water
 ChubbyBuddy: dumb tagline, everybody has jaws. except like worms or w/e
Image 159319   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
243
 
Image 159318   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
245
 
 scribbs: I want the middle one to be my new work uniform.
 Donut: ...professional what now?
 Ulillillia: I want to know WHat love is
 Zukero: Proper case. I wish for proper case.
 SomeCanadian: We all make mistakes. Some more egregious than others. @ChubbyBuddy
 ChubbyBuddy: @SomeCanadian no self respecting gay dude would wear bangs that look like a permanent hairnet
 SunWukong: Apparently this is Ahmed Angel, aspiring model and "The most narcissistic man on Facebook".
 whiplash: Is this an ad to hire an escort?
 Headoftheclass: What's up with the hairnet?
 ChubbyBuddy: @SomeCanadian no self respecting gay dude would wear bangs that look like a permanent hairnet
 SomeCanadian: @ChubbyBuddy Somehow, I don't think it matters to him much.
 SomeCanadian: I didn't know you could be professionally fabulous.
 ChubbyBuddy: I wish I knew WHat boobs feel like
Image 159317   01-30-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
391
 
 Peach: #Hide them under a shirt? Oh no! I'm gonna let 'em shine!#
 Knice: *mipples
Image 159316   01-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
463
 
 Prostata: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
 Headoftheclass: Getadelt wird wer Schmerzen kennt- vom Feuer das die Haut verbrennt- Ich werf ein Licht- in mein Gesicht- Ein heisser Schrei... Feuer frei!
 ping: I'm a level 12 rioting thug.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!
 Skaalar: Hold still while he bestows uponst you a Wizard's Kiss.
 grizzly: Wizzzaaaaddd!
 Teechur: That's not how you hula hoop!
 jochenau: @Lestrange That's actually their Arcane Shield.
 Lestrange: Thank god for red circle
 SomeCanadian: Damn. NATO getting serious here.
Image 159315   01-30-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
205
 
 Headoftheclass: If you know your history then you would know where you coming from.- James Brown
 whiplash: "I got a little piece of spinach or something right here in my chompers." Famous Bob Marley song lyric.
 ChubbyBuddy: Purple Rain was amazing
 Lestrange: All along the three little birds
 tritium: The joke is that it's a picture of Chris Farley.
 Knice: The Wind Cries Marley
Image 159314   01-30-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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