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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/



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Score:
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 Peach: This puts such a vivid picture in my head.
 WTF: Big Yeti Dick was my college nick name... I weighed 300 lbs, always wore a white fur coat and was an asshole.
 Scoo: Big Yeti Dick sounds like the name of a craft Double IPA or somesuch
 Bolt Vanderhuge: wint is super kewl
 Dr. Bathroom: Yeah, me too.
 a robot: wat
 fanny: STOP POSTING MY DIARY!!
 Cami: I prefer a glass.
 Mr. Butt: lol irl
 Butcherboy: I smite thee
Image 155434   01-09-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
565
 
 sparename: Vulcan Crap Meld
 Scoo: I don't take no crap from no one!
 Teechur: It just might be less crappy than the crap I currently own.
Image 155433   01-09-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
242
 
 Peach: I was so sad because at first I thought Koreen was a person, and some kid (who had a little trouble with grammar) loved Koreen so much that they couldn't stop from talking to her and they got IN TROUBLE. Then I realized it said Korean, as in the language, and I got to be sad all over again.
 Uncle Phil: The Simpsons has gotten weird.
 Scoo: I must not tell lies
 Nope: @SomeCanadian The real tragedy is that wasnt a dry erase marker.
 SomeCanadian: I need a SAD button for this :(
Image 155432   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
178
 
 Sheikhjahbooty: @SomeCanadian My mind immediately went to bellybutton, but this is a night for racy comedy so rock on with your had self.
 SomeCanadian: Well let's see YOUR butthole then, lady!
Image 155431   01-09-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
601
 
 Himesama: @Sheikhjahbooty @Knice @a robot Thaaanks everyone. I don't drink but I will ovetdose on homemade chocolate chunk cookies
 Bast Relief: Moooooooon moooooooooooooooon!
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Himesama @a robot Provided she is old enough and durable enough. Happy birthday princess, I also like this clumsy doggie.
 Knice: @Himesama Merry Birthmas, Spacefriend! :-)
 a robot: @Himesama Happy day of birth! You are free to get drunk and faceplant like this majestic doggo if you want to!
 SomeCanadian: Facit sejam
 Himesama: *stands in middle of friendly spaceship* Ahem. It's my birthdaaay!!!
Image 155430   01-09-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
377
 
 raditzu: Psycho-Dad!
 whiplash: Little Loon and Papa Oom Mow Mow Go Surfing.
 Shay: He's a loony papa.
Image 155429   01-09-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
248
 
 Kraken: The less major award turned out to be the small-scale version of the major award
 RetrogradeRun: This bowling alley is disappointing.
 White Rice: The shirt is funny enough, the major award is looking a bit less major than it should be, and the sun-dial necklace is always a fun (if generally useless) item.
 a robot: Yes, this is a thing you can buy in a store.
 SomeCanadian: (i 8 SUM PI- and it was delicious) Bad math shirt. D+. See me after class.
 Shay: NOT A FINGER
Image 155428   01-09-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
460
 
 Spazstatic: I forgot about those. Our bread has twist ties.
 AstoriaBum: Greek mythology confuses me.
 jochenau: @Knice I call them 'bread tabs', at least until they manage to vanish. Then I call them 'thrice-accursed vanishing douchebags'.
 DarkTeddy: Serious mutation had occured at haplognatha
 carpwoman: Wow. That is some research.
 Mr. Butt: This is amazing.Whoever runs horg.com deserves The Ig Nobel Prize.
 SomeCanadian: A compliment from the famous @Knice! I am honoured!
 Knice: @SomeCanadian While I was typing my dumb-ass comment, you came up with a winner. Respect!
 SomeCanadian: @Shay Yes. Some dork researches them. horg.com/
 Knice: Is this the thing the holds bread bags shut? It should be called 'Thing that Holds Bread Bags Shut."
 SomeCanadian: Occlupanids are generally found as parasitoids on bagged pastries in supermarkets, hardware stores, and other large commercial establishments. Their fascinating and complex life cycle is unfortunately severely under-researched. What is known is that they take nourishment from the plastic sacs that surround the bagged product, not the product itself, as was previously thought. Notable exceptions to this habit are those living off rubber bands and on analog watch hands.
 Shay: So is this a model of those tag things that close bread bags?
Image 155427   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
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 Dr. Bathroom: Silly pupper.
 tib gubb: have fun with your blind dog
 Scoo: Doogly Eyes!
 SomeCanadian: This doggo is not happy.
 Nope: Medical science is wondrous!
Image 155426   01-09-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
159
 
 tib gubb: new call of duty looks terrible
 Mr. Butt: Skyrim is overrated.
Image 155425   01-09-17   Uploaded by    clueful
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