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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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Score:
434
 
 Peach: This puts such a vivid picture in my head.
 WTF: Big Yeti Dick was my college nick name... I weighed 300 lbs, always wore a white fur coat and was an asshole.
 Scoo: Big Yeti Dick sounds like the name of a craft Double IPA or somesuch
 Bolt Vanderhuge: wint is super kewl
 Dr. Bathroom: Yeah, me too.
 a robot: wat
 fanny: STOP POSTING MY DIARY!!
 Cami: I prefer a glass.
 Mr. Butt: lol irl
 Butcherboy: I smite thee
Image 155434   01-09-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
565
 
 sparename: Vulcan Crap Meld
 Scoo: I don't take no crap from no one!
 Teechur: It just might be less crappy than the crap I currently own.
Image 155433   01-09-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
242
 
 Peach: I was so sad because at first I thought Koreen was a person, and some kid (who had a little trouble with grammar) loved Koreen so much that they couldn't stop from talking to her and they got IN TROUBLE. Then I realized it said Korean, as in the language, and I got to be sad all over again.
 Uncle Phil: The Simpsons has gotten weird.
 Scoo: I must not tell lies
 Nope: @SomeCanadian The real tragedy is that wasnt a dry erase marker.
 SomeCanadian: I need a SAD button for this :(
Image 155432   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
178
 
 Sheikhjahbooty: @SomeCanadian My mind immediately went to bellybutton, but this is a night for racy comedy so rock on with your had self.
 SomeCanadian: Well let's see YOUR butthole then, lady!
Image 155431   01-09-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
601
 
 Himesama: @Sheikhjahbooty @Knice @a robot Thaaanks everyone. I don't drink but I will ovetdose on homemade chocolate chunk cookies
 Bast Relief: Moooooooon moooooooooooooooon!
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Himesama @a robot Provided she is old enough and durable enough. Happy birthday princess, I also like this clumsy doggie.
 Knice: @Himesama Merry Birthmas, Spacefriend! :-)
 a robot: @Himesama Happy day of birth! You are free to get drunk and faceplant like this majestic doggo if you want to!
 SomeCanadian: Facit sejam
 Himesama: *stands in middle of friendly spaceship* Ahem. It's my birthdaaay!!!
Image 155430   01-09-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
377
 
 raditzu: Psycho-Dad!
 whiplash: Little Loon and Papa Oom Mow Mow Go Surfing.
 Shay: He's a loony papa.
Image 155429   01-09-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
248
 
 Kraken: The less major award turned out to be the small-scale version of the major award
 RetrogradeRun: This bowling alley is disappointing.
 White Rice: The shirt is funny enough, the major award is looking a bit less major than it should be, and the sun-dial necklace is always a fun (if generally useless) item.
 a robot: Yes, this is a thing you can buy in a store.
 SomeCanadian: (i 8 SUM PI- and it was delicious) Bad math shirt. D+. See me after class.
 Shay: NOT A FINGER
Image 155428   01-09-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
460
 
 Spazstatic: I forgot about those. Our bread has twist ties.
 AstoriaBum: Greek mythology confuses me.
 jochenau: @Knice I call them 'bread tabs', at least until they manage to vanish. Then I call them 'thrice-accursed vanishing douchebags'.
 DarkTeddy: Serious mutation had occured at haplognatha
 carpwoman: Wow. That is some research.
 Mr. Butt: This is amazing.Whoever runs horg.com deserves The Ig Nobel Prize.
 SomeCanadian: A compliment from the famous @Knice! I am honoured!
 Knice: @SomeCanadian While I was typing my dumb-ass comment, you came up with a winner. Respect!
 SomeCanadian: @Shay Yes. Some dork researches them. horg.com/
 Knice: Is this the thing the holds bread bags shut? It should be called 'Thing that Holds Bread Bags Shut."
 SomeCanadian: Occlupanids are generally found as parasitoids on bagged pastries in supermarkets, hardware stores, and other large commercial establishments. Their fascinating and complex life cycle is unfortunately severely under-researched. What is known is that they take nourishment from the plastic sacs that surround the bagged product, not the product itself, as was previously thought. Notable exceptions to this habit are those living off rubber bands and on analog watch hands.
 Shay: So is this a model of those tag things that close bread bags?
Image 155427   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
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 Dr. Bathroom: Silly pupper.
 tib gubb: have fun with your blind dog
 Scoo: Doogly Eyes!
 SomeCanadian: This doggo is not happy.
 Nope: Medical science is wondrous!
Image 155426   01-09-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
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 tib gubb: new call of duty looks terrible
 Mr. Butt: Skyrim is overrated.
Image 155425   01-09-17   Uploaded by    clueful
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