Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

216349  Mad Collager: He just negotiated the most difficult course yet.

216357  Chinese Buffet: I have to say, that is the best phone case ever

216357  Gazden: *Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, apple phone!*

216246  flowers: Come on @Robespierre

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Ulillillia
2. Air Biscuit
3. Yurishiro
4. Felicity
5. Robespierre
6. zrj235
7. Rev80
8. addend
9. DrinkMixMan
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

PissedOff uploaded 216059 (787 points)
nightmarez uploaded 216083 (761 points)
taiko uploaded 216135 (756 points)
In The Pocket uploaded 216194 (739 points)
grid uploaded 215871 (731 points)
flying sheep uploaded 215947 (701 points)
SS Keith uploaded 216214 (686 points)
alborland uploaded 215974 (681 points)
ptrain uploaded 216183 (671 points)
amputator uploaded 216213 (661 points)
ppr4 uploaded 216123 (646 points)
Warrax uploaded 215964 (642 points)
togboat uploaded 215959 (632 points)
grimes uploaded 216013 (625 points)
Gringos uploaded 215986 (622 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 6974 points
 2. BlarfyB: 5295 points
 3. winwolf: 2962 points
 4. Robespierre: 2157 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 1541 points
 6. Mexico: 1470 points
 7. a robot: 1420 points
 8. Oober: 1406 points
 9. nightmarez: 1168 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1140 points
11. canada: 1137 points
12. arctic fox: 1122 points
13. PissedOff: 1102 points
14. Extreme Locorito: 1092 points
15. taiko: 1071 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: curiousir.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 394
Registered users online in past hour: 2053

Average image score (last 24 hours): 239

Total number of comments: 1170184
Total number of images: 216327



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 98985
XP needed for green ranking: 40814
XP needed for yellow ranking: 10605

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
434
 
 Peach: This puts such a vivid picture in my head.
 WTF: Big Yeti Dick was my college nick name... I weighed 300 lbs, always wore a white fur coat and was an asshole.
 Scoo: Big Yeti Dick sounds like the name of a craft Double IPA or somesuch
 Bolt Vanderhuge: wint is super kewl
 Dr. Bathroom: Yeah, me too.
 a robot: wat
 fanny: STOP POSTING MY DIARY!!
 Cami: I prefer a glass.
 Mr. Butt: lol irl
 Butcherboy: I smite thee
Image 155434   01-09-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
565
 
 sparename: Vulcan Crap Meld
 Scoo: I don't take no crap from no one!
 Teechur: It just might be less crappy than the crap I currently own.
Image 155433   01-09-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
242
 
 Peach: I was so sad because at first I thought Koreen was a person, and some kid (who had a little trouble with grammar) loved Koreen so much that they couldn't stop from talking to her and they got IN TROUBLE. Then I realized it said Korean, as in the language, and I got to be sad all over again.
 Uncle Phil: The Simpsons has gotten weird.
 Scoo: I must not tell lies
 Nope: @SomeCanadian The real tragedy is that wasnt a dry erase marker.
 SomeCanadian: I need a SAD button for this :(
Image 155432   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
178
 
 Sheikhjahbooty: @SomeCanadian My mind immediately went to bellybutton, but this is a night for racy comedy so rock on with your had self.
 SomeCanadian: Well let's see YOUR butthole then, lady!
Image 155431   01-09-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
601
 
 Himesama: @Sheikhjahbooty @Knice @a robot Thaaanks everyone. I don't drink but I will ovetdose on homemade chocolate chunk cookies
 Bast Relief: Moooooooon moooooooooooooooon!
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Himesama @a robot Provided she is old enough and durable enough. Happy birthday princess, I also like this clumsy doggie.
 Knice: @Himesama Merry Birthmas, Spacefriend! :-)
 a robot: @Himesama Happy day of birth! You are free to get drunk and faceplant like this majestic doggo if you want to!
 SomeCanadian: Facit sejam
 Himesama: *stands in middle of friendly spaceship* Ahem. It's my birthdaaay!!!
Image 155430   01-09-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
377
 
 raditzu: Psycho-Dad!
 whiplash: Little Loon and Papa Oom Mow Mow Go Surfing.
 Shay: He's a loony papa.
Image 155429   01-09-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
248
 
 Kraken: The less major award turned out to be the small-scale version of the major award
 RetrogradeRun: This bowling alley is disappointing.
 White Rice: The shirt is funny enough, the major award is looking a bit less major than it should be, and the sun-dial necklace is always a fun (if generally useless) item.
 a robot: Yes, this is a thing you can buy in a store.
 SomeCanadian: (i 8 SUM PI- and it was delicious) Bad math shirt. D+. See me after class.
 Shay: NOT A FINGER
Image 155428   01-09-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
460
 
 Spazstatic: I forgot about those. Our bread has twist ties.
 AstoriaBum: Greek mythology confuses me.
 jochenau: @Knice I call them 'bread tabs', at least until they manage to vanish. Then I call them 'thrice-accursed vanishing douchebags'.
 DarkTeddy: Serious mutation had occured at haplognatha
 carpwoman: Wow. That is some research.
 Mr. Butt: This is amazing.Whoever runs horg.com deserves The Ig Nobel Prize.
 SomeCanadian: A compliment from the famous @Knice! I am honoured!
 Knice: @SomeCanadian While I was typing my dumb-ass comment, you came up with a winner. Respect!
 SomeCanadian: @Shay Yes. Some dork researches them. horg.com/
 Knice: Is this the thing the holds bread bags shut? It should be called 'Thing that Holds Bread Bags Shut."
 SomeCanadian: Occlupanids are generally found as parasitoids on bagged pastries in supermarkets, hardware stores, and other large commercial establishments. Their fascinating and complex life cycle is unfortunately severely under-researched. What is known is that they take nourishment from the plastic sacs that surround the bagged product, not the product itself, as was previously thought. Notable exceptions to this habit are those living off rubber bands and on analog watch hands.
 Shay: So is this a model of those tag things that close bread bags?
Image 155427   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
308
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Silly pupper.
 tib gubb: have fun with your blind dog
 Scoo: Doogly Eyes!
 SomeCanadian: This doggo is not happy.
 Nope: Medical science is wondrous!
Image 155426   01-09-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
159
 
 tib gubb: new call of duty looks terrible
 Mr. Butt: Skyrim is overrated.
Image 155425   01-09-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Page 1 ... 6087 6088 6089 6090 6091 6092 6093 ... 21632 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.