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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!



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 Mimp Plupert: This puts such a vivid picture in my head.
 Buld Cremungo: Big Yeti Dick was my college nick name... I weighed 300 lbs, always wore a white fur coat and was an asshole.
 Pampo Plemombies: Big Yeti Dick sounds like the name of a craft Double IPA or somesuch
 Thort Rempumple: wint is super kewl
 Girm Morpopert: Yeah, me too.
 Crert Flumungo: wat
 Juft Horpumbies: STOP POSTING MY DIARY!!
 Friwn Plungo: I prefer a glass.
 Beng Drumombies: lol irl
 Huwn Albuble: I smite thee
Image 155434   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Thurb Cremongo
Score:
565
 
 Rorm Grunuble: Vulcan Crap Meld
 Thalm Plemumbies: I don't take no crap from no one!
 Jerbo Rempoble: It just might be less crappy than the crap I currently own.
Image 155433   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Gorm Flumumple
Score:
242
 
 Himpo Morpupert: I was so sad because at first I thought Koreen was a person, and some kid (who had a little trouble with grammar) loved Koreen so much that they couldn't stop from talking to her and they got IN TROUBLE. Then I realized it said Korean, as in the language, and I got to be sad all over again.
 Bolm Albumbies: The Simpsons has gotten weird.
 Leng Drumupert: I must not tell lies
 Guld Morpombies: @SomeCanadian The real tragedy is that wasnt a dry erase marker.
 Homp Bromple: I need a SAD button for this :(
Image 155432   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Flimp Plemuble
Score:
178
 
 Flople Cremongus: @SomeCanadian My mind immediately went to bellybutton, but this is a night for racy comedy so rock on with your had self.
 Rirt Albomple: Well let's see YOUR butthole then, lady!
Image 155431   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Jong Albombies
Score:
601
 
 Dople Plemoble: @Sheikhjahbooty @Knice @a robot Thaaanks everyone. I don't drink but I will ovetdose on homemade chocolate chunk cookies
 Tromp Horpombies: Moooooooon moooooooooooooooon!
 Mong Flumuble: @Himesama @a robot Provided she is old enough and durable enough. Happy birthday princess, I also like this clumsy doggie.
 Crald Rempumbies: @Himesama Merry Birthmas, Spacefriend! :-)
 Ruwn Plemomple: @Himesama Happy day of birth! You are free to get drunk and faceplant like this majestic doggo if you want to!
 Dople Gruble: Facit sejam
 Hamp Albopert: *stands in middle of friendly spaceship* Ahem. It's my birthdaaay!!!
Image 155430   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Virbo Plemombies
Score:
377
 
 Pingo Cremongo: Psycho-Dad!
 Pown Flumomple: Little Loon and Papa Oom Mow Mow Go Surfing.
 Trirb Plumple: He's a loony papa.
Image 155429   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Homp Dampongo
Score:
248
 
 Cralm Morpupert: The less major award turned out to be the small-scale version of the major award
 Memp Plupert: This bowling alley is disappointing.
 Thimpo Flopert: The shirt is funny enough, the major award is looking a bit less major than it should be, and the sun-dial necklace is always a fun (if generally useless) item.
 Lemp Flumongus: Yes, this is a thing you can buy in a store.
 Pengo Dampoble: (i 8 SUM PI- and it was delicious) Bad math shirt. D+. See me after class.
 Jeple Flomple: NOT A FINGER
Image 155428   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Trango Drumumbies
Score:
460
 
 Thuft Morpungo: I forgot about those. Our bread has twist ties.
 Meng Albuble: Greek mythology confuses me.
 Traft Grunuble: @Knice I call them 'bread tabs', at least until they manage to vanish. Then I call them 'thrice-accursed vanishing douchebags'.
 Flomp Horpopert: Serious mutation had occured at haplognatha
 Muple Cremopert: Wow. That is some research.
 Frirb Grunongo: This is amazing.Whoever runs horg.com deserves The Ig Nobel Prize.
 Flilm Drumuble: A compliment from the famous @Knice! I am honoured!
 Crirt Rempungo: @SomeCanadian While I was typing my dumb-ass comment, you came up with a winner. Respect!
 Thimpo Albopert: @Shay Yes. Some dork researches them. horg.com/
 Deple Cremomple: Is this the thing the holds bread bags shut? It should be called 'Thing that Holds Bread Bags Shut."
 Vuple Cremoble: Occlupanids are generally found as parasitoids on bagged pastries in supermarkets, hardware stores, and other large commercial establishments. Their fascinating and complex life cycle is unfortunately severely under-researched. What is known is that they take nourishment from the plastic sacs that surround the bagged product, not the product itself, as was previously thought. Notable exceptions to this habit are those living off rubber bands and on analog watch hands.
 Dang Horpupert: So is this a model of those tag things that close bread bags?
Image 155427   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Trompo Plongo
Score:
308
 
 Crople Rempongus: Silly pupper.
 Pang Gruble: have fun with your blind dog
 Lump Flopert: Doogly Eyes!
 Pilm Alboble: This doggo is not happy.
 Merb Plemongo: Medical science is wondrous!
Image 155426   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Hald Gromple
Score:
159
 
 Rarbo Flumoble: new call of duty looks terrible
 Varb Grunongus: Skyrim is overrated.
Image 155425   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Varbo Rempoble
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