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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.



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Score:
626
 
 BeagleMan44: The VirginMobile 2.0
 msmstud: Chicks dig my sousaphone.
 SpaceCow: A young Dwight pimps out his parents minivan.
 ClockworkJackalope: Be proud of what you do well
 tib gubb: goon alert!
 fanny: #36995 has a pretty sweet ride.
 scribbs: You should see what comes out of the spit valve.
 Knice: This can only be started with the spiciest of keychains.
 itskando: Young Matt Damon
 hajjpodge: Butt van Horn @Zukero
 Zukero: Hornhorn ?
Image 155305   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
536
 
 msmstud: Non-denominational holiday lizard wishes you a satisfactory December.
 Peach: Digging the heart-shaped lights in the background. This is a REALLY good pet portrait, I have to say.
 hearsegirl: fringed leaf gecko. reptilian rad.
 hearsegirl: I saved 15% on christmas wrapping by taking it to Gecko.
 Xeno: This Santa just walks down the chimney...and licks his eyeballs.
 ClockworkJackalope: " you gift wrapped the dragon balls? Really?"
 Sheikhjahbooty: The next time I play a fantasy game the dragon is going to do this, gift wrap its whole hoard and not open the boxes until it's forgotten which treasure is in which box.
 scribbs: "Well, my wife does taxidermy, so I got her a do-it-yourself handbag for Christmas."
 jochenau: Boop: the gift that keeps on giving
 thecraftywolf: merry chrisssssstmassssss
Image 155304   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
506
 
 msmstud: @Headoftheclass -- Nah, real men felch--er--go to Felch Township, Michigan.
 msmstud: @Nope -- So, no "rainbow kiss", then?
 Prostata: gave er the ol' P&M last night, ya boyo
 WTF: I think they used to have these in International Falls, MN.
 Marsh Darsh: There is a pump n munch in rising city Nebraska. I laugh Every Time I drive past it.
 MasterTwig: Oh damn. This place is less than a quarter mile from my house.
 Headoftheclass: Simultaneously?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 Bast Relief: Describes my Saturday night yeah.
 Mr. Whiskers: Could be worse...could say "Papa 'n' Roach"
 Nope: Ewwwwww munch THEN pump
 scribbs: It looks like it should be a gas station & convenience store, but really it's just a pumpkin stand run by the Lollypop Guild.
 Knice: My signature dance move. It's like 'Pop & lock,' but more awkward.
Image 155303   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
612
 
 Spazstatic: @scribbs looks like it should be called a ghost fish
 scribbs: Zombie fish are cute!
 Knice: Basscot
Image 155302   01-09-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
164
 
 Musician: The Thing That Ate His Dignity
 SomeCanadian: @Fanny.
 AverageJoe: uncle granpa when he was young
 Mr. Butt: Otamatone?
 Zukero: Needs more blurring. Waaay more.
Image 155301   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
241
 
 Cami: Wow! So fire! Much hot! Many smokes!
 Cami: The most goodest match on the whole archipelago.
 jochenau: Damproof: perfect for sticking into a dam to keep your village from being destroyed by a colossal flood!
 Knice: Ooh, *extra* choicest!
 jazzjunkie: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
Image 155300   01-09-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
399
 
 DarkTeddy: Probably makes it more enjoyable for the maker to fuck it @tib gubb
 tib gubb: you know, Sam. a human being has to read that and make that order. shame on you, Sam.
 jochenau: Much more popular than the Fart Fork Special.
 hajjpodge: @AverageJoe Are you prepared for trouble?
 AverageJoe: can you make it double?
Image 155299   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
348
 
 fullofwind: voted rad for this @Zukero
 SpaceCow: This is what happens when the cast of reboot gets a virus.
 Borkf: GodUs turned out awful.
 Zukero: Looks good, but, what is it ?
Image 155298   01-09-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
470
 
 msmstud: @jochenau -- It's fitting that the Klingon keyboard is an insanely challenging device that inflicts pain on the user and gives the city clock a brown-out when it's switched on.
 Marsh Darsh: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb...
 Cami: *plays Chopsticks*
 SpaceCow: I bet it makes some ruddy mysterious music
 Zukero: Analog synths are rad AF.
 Mr. Shine: Ye olde Autotune
 whiplash: It goes to eleven!
 jochenau: Of the common species in the franchise, the Klingons are the last I would have expected to have keyboard-directed spaceships.
 a sedated moose: ...aaaaaand I'm spent.
 SomeCanadian: Wow, old timey pianos were intense.
 AverageJoe: I know what most of those switches do, but why the piano?
Image 155297   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Image 155296 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 9mm. We'll pray for you, 9mm.
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