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269102  Micro Jackson: The smells

269103  Micro Jackson: Fuck that underwater shit

269104  Micro Jackson: Severe overfloof

269108  Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?

269114  Micro Jackson: Gary!

269118  Micro Jackson: That's a bit of a stretch

269119  Micro Jackson: Nice toes

269120  Micro Jackson: Quork! Quork!

269122  Micro Jackson: Yar! A stow-away!

269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

269112  dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado

269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception



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Score:
394
 
 LaeMi: the prequel to this: #155157
 jochenau: @Amy Housewine Fort Kick Potassium
 Bluetocracy: All the B12 in the world won't save you from what's coming, buddy.
 Frank herbert: My fort is bette than your fort
 sparename: He'll never eat them all in the 30 seconds between being hard and being bad
 Cami: After a life of hard work I have all the bananas...and it's pretty good.
 Lestrange: Monetise my banana
 Amy Housewine: Fort Kick Asspple.
 Ulillillia: There's money in the banana stand.
Image 154983   01-07-17   Uploaded by    fumbduck
Score:
398
 
 Frank herbert: @ThatGuy so hot i lava it
 ThatGuy: @Frank herbert JackNicholsoncreepynod.jpg
 Frank herbert: @ThatGuy so its porn
 Derp Herpigan: What is that, Thing?
 jazzjunkie: Who says safety can't be fun?
 ThatGuy: Rock on rock
Image 154982   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 154981 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by caitelyn. We'll pray for you, caitelyn.
Score:
441
 
 Zukero: They finally found a use for my sister !
 Zukero: ...and that's how you make babies.
 p nut: Sausage is like laws, only babies are stupid enough to enjoy seeing them made
 tib gubb: "laugh it up... you're next."
Image 154980   01-07-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
482
 
 sparename: "Mickey Mouse's dawg was GAY??"
 Cami: Better than Sport Goofy.
 AverageJoe: @ignatz darn it science, always ruining science fiction...
 Amy Housewine: One of the less-well-remembered Disney shorts.
 Messed Up Dog: well the temerature will make it pretty snow-sure, but with gravity at 1/12th that of Earth you're not going to slide well at all
Image 154979   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
473
 
 jochenau: Jack Skellington's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granpappy.
 Warrax: Words, ammirite?
 Urn BooUrn: Death is certain
 ThatGuy: Ancient doot
 Cami: Forever alone.
 SomeCanadian: What's the deal with dooting?!? *canned laughter*
 Lestrange: Original script for Skeletor was actually a sitcom.
Image 154978   01-07-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
331
 
 Hiddentigerma: The highest bidder's
 ThatGuy: @carpwoman I know the woman (her mother) frankly, she'd tell her to sex it up a bit. Not the best example I suppose...
 carpwoman: Mine. Put on some clothes. What would your mother say?
 Borkf: All I know is that my opinion is unwanted.
 Warrax: The head of the shirtmaker's union.
 Cami: @Lestrange You kind of did by saying that.
 Amy Housewine: My opinions cannot perform mathmatical operations on their own.
 ThatGuy: Whoever signs the paychecks, Carol...
 tib gubb: that's the $60,000 question, really
 Teechur: @AverageJoe @Scoo People have twice as many armpits. But do you know what about them really smells? Noses.
 veryblue: @AverageJoe Opinions are like assholes: everybody's got one, and most of 'em stink.
 AverageJoe: Opinions are overrated, everybody has one
 KingTrebek: Only Nancy In Facilities's
 Lestrange: Not even going near this.
 Jaunty Shrimp: "Only the sexy people". -Prince
Image 154977   01-07-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
301
 
 Prostata: buttcoin mining
 Cami: Secret data centre.
 Ulillillia: Anchorage, 2050
 WotGives: Cool
 Slickbrew: Move north.
Image 154976   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
379
 
 Lestrange: Mad dog bowl.
 PygmyGremlin: Dog bowl
Image 154975   01-07-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
522
 
 Jabberwikket: Dootless in Swampeattle
 Bast Relief: Now it's her turn to BONE him!
 Otterman: The Real Roxanne?
 ch: Roxanne's Revenge
 Frank herbert: Roxanne aboit to bone her man
 Teechur: Comes back every November 2nd.
 Peach: *sigh* I'm alive and don't look HALF as good as Roxanne.
 highdra: Hair on fleek, tho
 Jaunty Shrimp: Shante?
 Amy Housewine: Roxanne, you don't have to doot on the red light.
 Mr. Whiskers: "Wow your Facebook picture is way out of date"
Image 154974   01-07-17   Uploaded by    Jotun
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