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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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9. Christina
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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
309
 
 San DoDo: Doing him a fright
 Go Lingan: I've brushed and had a mint. Any better now?
 AverageJoe: So, we are at this time of the month again...
 ButtNutz: "Fine! You can have the last McNugget.. I didn't want it that bad anyway.."
Image 150543   12-16-16   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
443
 
 jochenau: I don't have what it takes to nap for less than an hour.
 rasmodeus: I am WAY ahead of schedule.
 AverageJoe: what do you do in the rest and recover days? Cardio?
 Bast Relief: Oh please yes I need this so tired.
 Frank herbert: Im a beast. I did the whole 3p day work out in a little over a day
 Air Biscuit: I can be a contender.
 WaffleIron: Recover? Bloody hacks.
Image 150542   12-16-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
443
 
 Mad Collager: Well, at least he can tell easily the narrowest opening he'll fit through.
 Go Lingan: Salvador Dali's grandson compensating for his lack of talent as a painter
 Hiddentigerma: Waluigi cosplayers are my favourite.
 Jotun: @Frank herbert Ch-ch-ch cheeeese
 Frank herbert: Monty found cheese
Image 150541   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
498
 
 Robologna: My love...
 jochenau: I rewatched this recently and it's still a work of brilliance.
 Science: Oh, Bwunhiwda, you're so wuvwey...
 addend: Get your "spear" and "magic helmet" ready.
 a robot: "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" (#80829)
 Yam: This is why we have furries
 jazzjunkie: Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, kill da waaaaabit!
Image 150540   12-16-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
372
 
 Mad Collager: Because they might be WELL-bred.
 SomeCanadian: Because they might be bread?
 Hiddentigerma: Don't tell me what to do. Ugly.
 Skinr: Garlic bread
 Yam: Somebody didn't do well in middle sckool.
 ThatGuy: Dicks and such...
Image 150539   12-16-16   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
877
 
 jazzjunkie: @ThatGuy I misspoke. Was referring to its similarity in sound (not actually true homonyms) to 'Daes' and 'Dahes'
 Dresdenkeogh: This guy is super weird. Who is he?
 jochenau: @a robot This is in my programming too and I'm not even a robot! I think.
 ThatGuy: @jazzjunkie its an arabic (phonetic) acronym for al-Dawla al-Islamiya al-Iraq al-Sham. Secondarily, do you read arabic?
 Frank herbert: White and nerdy
 a robot: I am physically incapable of not radvoting Weird Al at every possible opportunity
 Skinr: "Hey, want to see what I've got in my pants?"
 jazzjunkie: @ThatGuy "daesh" is so much more appropriate than isil; similarly descriptive, with the added bonus of being a homonym in Arabic for "ass"
 Wet farts: Hello, Cheese Sandwich.
 ThatGuy: Immediately before ISIL took his head.
 ClockworkJackalope: My face is over here man
Image 150538   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
256
 
 superfudge: @rasmodeus its a joke
 rasmodeus: If Putin can do it so can I.
 Frank herbert: Ifeel the whale should say humpy safey
 ThatGuy: Not 100% safe
 ThatGuy: Not 100% safe
 ClockworkJackalope: I like these
Image 150537   12-15-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
558
 
 XLY: what the heck am i even looking at
 rasmodeus: check out that guys...uh...knobs.
 Bast Relief: I liked art better when everyone was on acid.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Now I'm confused. Is this another Grace Jones image, or another Klaus Nomi image?
 ClockworkJackalope: Crush your enemies,beep Record them being driven before you, beep Register the auditory noises their women make, beep End what is best in life program, boop
Image 150536   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
345
 
 addend: I remember her from middle school.
 Frank herbert: @ClockworkJackalope eerie indiana
 drtofu: If you can't beat em, lick em
 drtofu: Avoid bycatch
 ClockworkJackalope: Mommy just wants you to stay fresh... forever
 Yam: No more grr, no more pain. Only sleep. It will all be over soon.
Image 150535   12-15-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
218
 
 tritium: I am in a soundproof room and I must scream
 ClockworkJackalope: The things that have happened in this elevator..
 dobbiesdoogs: i hear he hates particle man
Image 150534   12-15-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
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