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268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

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Image 145425 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. We'll pray for you, obboma.
Score:
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 funny in the wall: And now I am hungry for sausages.... Thanks AG
 SpaceCow: The Thing's only party trick gets old after awhile.
 Aspirin: Obamacare
 Spazstatic: This kills the appetite.
 LaeMi: @Lestrange - looks like she already went Bang!
 Lestrange: Would not bang.
 ieremia: rekt
 E. HONDA: now put everything back just like you found it
 Teechur: I figuratively hate this person's guts.
 ch: i can fix this
 Hosebag: And I thought she smelled bad on the outside.
 Mad Collager: At this point, class, we call these the small and large outtestines.
 Hyphae: Awww, sweet! New Cannibal Corpse album finally dropped
 fanny: Neat! (ps i miss the person that used to post that comment)
 Bert Bertbert: (Blue Jam - season 3 episode 4 36:15 Vu vac welcome...)
 Bert Bertbert: I think personal disagreements seem rather trivial after you've spent an hour with your hand in the sticky warmth of someone else's misentry
 NotHuman: We are amazing.. if a little disgusting when turned inside-out..
Image 145424   11-20-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
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 SpaceCow: Axe Kicks only, Please!
 Knice: Do not treat stapler like butthole.
 Headoftheclass: Who is Stapler? That jackass 2 cubicles down from Johnson? Probably deserved it...
 Mad Collager: Well, at least we're still allowed to use flying kicks.
 tib gubb: bunch of friggin' nazis in this place, jeez.
 Sandor: Can I judo chop it?
 Hyphae: ...it seemed a lot safer than a roundhouse blow, but oh well, here I go!
 Ulillillia: I never even considered it...until now.
 ButtNutz: Instructions unclear. Dick stuck to memorandum
 SunWukong: Kyiiii! Kerchunk.
 Amy Housewine: You're not my sensei.
Image 145423   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
833
 
 Beef Supreme: If you've got the money, honey, we'll sell you posies.
 E. HONDA: more roses than guns these days
 annterland: @annterland I wanna watch you weed?
 annterland: I'm gonna make you weed.
 DrinkMixMan: Gaaaarden, welcome to the garden watch it bring you to your nanananananananana KNEES KNEES (when you kneel to plant stuff)
 Mr. Butt: More like Trowels n Hoses, am I right fellas?
 SunWukong: We got all the plants you want; labeled with Latin names.
Image 145422   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 SpaceCow: It would be scarier if it didn't appear to be dropping off his last victim.
 trelyate: playing Bloodborne has prepared me for this
 scribbs: Demon trapped by rare Demon Spider, the most useful of our arachnid friends.
 SunWukong: Your dog is a bit clingy.
 ButtNutz: Werewolves hate this one wierd trick!
Image 145421   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
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 thecraftywolf: im packing my bags now
 Beeble: What does Mascot sound like?
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 Mad Collager: Thank you, Everyone! I was inspired, and it was really very quick to do. Thank you @scribbs and @Dresdenkeogh for the challenge!
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 Mr. Butt: The hills are alive with the sound of Rad votes
 SunWukong: Shadow of the Mascottus.
 SunWukong: Where the friendly things are.
 scribbs: For reference: #145293
 scribbs: YES! Well done =D
 lizzz: Nova Mascotia
Image 145420   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
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 Mr. Butt: 2000 percent RAD
 scribbs: Best Rod Stewart cover band of the 21st century.
Image 145419   11-20-16   Uploaded by    beyardo
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 Shay: What's the deal with DVD holes!?
 zupobaloop: NOW THAT'S GRAPHIC
 Mad Collager: Look, it's the DVD set from the show about - Whoa!
 Mad Collager: Look, it's the DVD set from the show about - Whoa!
 scribbs: Oh, that made me giggle =D
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Image 145418   11-20-16   Uploaded by    cannabis
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 Quackzy: Sabre cat v. Hagraven in skyrim remastered
 LaeMi: Boop le snoot.
 scribbs: Bloody hippies.
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Image 145417   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
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 Cami: I find Range Rover owners to be equally a-hole-ish as Escalade owners.
 Hyphae: Auto-Middle finger boop
 scribbs: It's unanimous.
 Knice: That username!
Image 145416   11-20-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
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