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205156  Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.

205137  wolfpk: Her secret to longevity is never stop the party!

205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

205160  wolfpk: #205163

205182  Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.

205185  jadensmith: Great timing on whoever took the pictures. Any scars from this?

205173  wolfpk: If a dog had a middle figure this one would be flipping it now.

205175  wolfpk: Photo bomb

205164  skillet: Same.

205172  Mr Bleak: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.

205175  RiderFan: Surprise Sarah Jessica Parker.

205183  Admiral Alan: That's a nice fuckin kitty right there!

205158  Not A Bot: "YOU CAN NO MORE CONFINE ME THAN THE CHILD SHALL CONFINE THE SUN!" bellowed the God Dog as it ascended again. Terry sighed and pulled out the paperwork for Acts of Dog.

205183  Uncle Larry: Baboo!

205027  kornisjon: Ewoks are my favourite :)

205182  Emoji: Until she lets one rip.

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205004 Fancy Clown: "Hack the planet!"

205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.

204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

205106 Lantry: fice... nace

204996 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1

204999 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.

204951 piranharama: I maked these

205045 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.

205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 204986 (729 points)
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 7. Not A Bot: 3336 points
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10. Annoying Vegan : 2195 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 2158 points
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Score:
135
 
 redmonkey3: "It's a living" in too many places
 Headoftheclass: Come to Bob's Seaside Emporium! Our prices will blow your mind!
 Chest Rockwell: Free stuff!
 Mr. Shine: Jeezus
 Xeno: Sea puke.
 scribbs: @Nope #117179
 Nope: This is sad
Image 142677   11-06-16   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
479
 
 SpaceCow: It's true, I've never seen them in the same room at the same time.
 Minx: Stahp.
 Mr. Shine: The struggle to convert The Rock into Dwayne Johnson was so intense three publicists lost their lives. RIP
 Annoying Vegan : Never take this guy for granite.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I've never noticed that before, mindblown
 Derp Herpigan: Yeah... I got some news for ya...
 a robot: @Nope That sounds delicious, tell Dwayne I'm coming over for dinner
 zupobaloop: Also Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson looks just like those guys! So clever.
 Nope: @bug Yeah its a nice bacon mushroom risotto with some truffle oil. What a nice boy!
 bug: Can you smell what Dwayne is cooking?
Image 142676   11-06-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
386
 
 Minx: That look of hate... i love it.
 Hiddentigerma: And that's why you punch people for calling you fam.
 AverageJoe: not in comic sans
 Mr. Shine: He forgot "bae"
 WaffleIron: 100 100
 square44: a poo emoji would have been perfect here. missed opportunity
 Mr. Butt: All youth culture is stupid and bad. Except for mine.
Image 142675   11-06-16   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
392
 
 LaeMi: Is it just me or is the fold of the bedspread left of her mouth a bit iffy?
 jochenau: "Don't look now, Beatrice, but a goblin has arisen from your bedsheets and is poised to strike. If you want to live, you'll need to run starting.......NOW"
 ClockworkJackalope: @scribbs This porn is weird.
 Mr. Butt: Head boops...FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like Granny's still pulling the strings from beyond the grave
 Warrax: Yes, when you get taller, those pajamas will still be massively oversized on you.
 scribbs: God won't answer your prayers until you are this tall.
Image 142674   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
627
 
 petepuma: shit, i think i blinked
 Frank herbert: Family photo
 BILL DOOR: MEERKATS ARE NICE.
 Teechur: What're we doing? Oh, uh...nothing. Nothing at all... Carry on.
 eyebrowsonfleek: Meerkat Manor
 Mr. Butt: Squad goals.
 scribbs: Cheese!
Image 142673   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
405
 
 AverageJoe: I only remember the black bartender
 whoop: More like John Hair-o-quette right? *stubs cigarette out onto back of hand, tears well up over a forced, deranged smile*
 Entertainmentalist: @Sheikhjahbooty I think you may be thinking of John de Lancie, although Q on the Love Boat would be epic.
 Ulillillia: Boat Court
 WaffleIron: I pressed the rad button so hard I broke my mouse. Anyone still have a copy of the "John Larroquette Show"? It's not in all the usual places I've searched.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Q is about to open up a can of pure chaos on the Love Boat.
 scribbs: As a youngster, Julie was my first celebrity crush. I was old enough to find her compelling, but too young to understand why.
 UltraBeverly: Well, for me that would be exciting and new, and I could use sea sickness as my excuse...
 Peter Pantsless: If Dan Fielding was on that boat they'd throw him overboard for creepiness
Image 142672   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
667
 
 scribbs: @Hiddentigerma Yes :-)
 Hiddentigerma: @scribbs You know intelligence doesn't depend on the size of the brain right?
 drtofu: Engineering! It's engineering that can do it!
 Frank herbert: Listening to harder faster stronger by daft punk
 WaffleIron: Literally working on this right now.
 ClockworkJackalope: UNSTOPPABLE!!
 scribbs: Does a monster with the brain of a peanut really need super-robot arms? I say "HELL YES!"
Image 142671   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
621
 
 EvilOtter: The Guac Bowl Merchant is in Florida right now polishing his ceramic turtle collection with growing rage. Mommy said it was his turn!
 Knice: @Jayfu I wouldn't rule that out. :-)
 Jayfu: @Knice She looks like a villain from Supernatural
 Knice: @Jayfu Just high-quality rhetoric, my friend.
 Jayfu: Wtf is up with her eyes?
 Red: mooooooom, stop it
 square44: does that curse mean Trump wins, or that he loses?
 Nope: Would probably work better as a documentary.
Image 142670   11-06-16   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
436
 
 Minx: As you can see, here is a mother toaster giving birth to a baby toast in its natural habitat. Nature is the most beautiful thing on earth.
 Frank herbert: Powdered toast mans diabetes has gone too far
 ClockworkJackalope: TOSTIEEEE
 guest: i'm just working out some things
 Peter Pantsless: He's ready for any pop quiz
 fanny: don't expect much from toby, he's a breadbeat
 a sedated moose: He's, like, totally toasted, dude!
Image 142669   11-06-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
384
 
 Skaalar: Huh. Was not expecting them to be anatomically correct...
 Knice: @hat thrab I assume you use a purrcolator?
 Knice: @fanny Whoops, my bad!
 hat thrab: and @Knice, I'll have you know there's only 60% unspeakable horrors lurking on my harddrive. The rest are pictures of cats. Which I print out and grind to make coffee. Hope you like meowfee. or Bustelo.
 hat thrab: @fanny *blush* High praise from aggro-mommer, patron saint of the 'ship! Shucks.
 Frank herbert: Anatomically coreect
 fanny: @Knice um, shouldn't i be in charge of the coffee? (i'll give you a hint: it'll be Bustelo)
 Nope: @Knice those fs are too close together. Leave some space for jesus
 LogicKitty: da fuq?
 Knice: If there is a support group for abused CPUs, I believe that @hat thrab's unit makes the coffee; and @fanny's brings the cookies.
 grizzly: Nice dong,
 fanny: I agree 100 percent with every one of @hat thrab 's uploads. never a disappointment :)
 a sedated moose: This is disturbing on every level except... Nope, all of them.
 Nope: Ahh A full adult snorf bearing is child.
Image 142668   11-06-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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