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182101  Theta Zero: It's just thirsty.

182108  piranharama: Baba Yaga high tea

182090  sparename: I need radar-controlled lasers with targeting systems able to discriminate against pickles and bacon

182091  White Rice: @AlexDeLarge What about that "B"? That's a typo.

182092  White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 nice.

182100  White Rice: "Are you John Connor?"

181938  hajjpodge: "I want to die." - Wait, no that's correct.

182108  yev: the vicious circle of judgement

182108  sparename: Wait 'Til Your Grandfather Gets Home

181997  hajjpodge: Or finance @Borkf

182107  tib gubb: well color me shocked

182116  sparename: "What? Again?"

182097  enfanta: God, I hate team building.

182101  addend: Toss him the lifesaver! Trees can't swim!

182102  addend: It's a snek-snack-on-snek world.

182084  sparename: Where's Troy Tempest when you need him?

182099  sparename: Your tent is shit

182099  addend: This wake is weird.

182104  tib gubb: Cooper says what we're all thinking

182105  JohnnySalami: Well duh, everyone knows if you believe in UFOs hard enough, the Mother ship grants you a Telepathic Parasite to insert into your brain! Common knowledge people

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181909 tib gubb: parents just don't understand

181938 hajjpodge: "I want to die." - Wait, no that's correct.

181957 Hosebag: If you got 8 of these, and put them all on a rope and swing it around and hit people - that would ironic. (and fun)

181903 BavidDowie: You think YOU'VE "seen some shit"!?

181939 Air Biscuit: "I give my best powerpoint presentations on the toilet"

181981 tib gubb: that's a fine looking turtle.

181934 Micro Jackson: Hell i'd a beat you too

181941 ughjeez: @tritium Looks like Terraria

181879 XLY: Surrey you jest!

181950 Felicity: Ample parking in back



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Frum Temps uploaded 181980 (754 points)
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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 181727 (697 points)


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 6. ChubbyBuddy: 3146 points
 7. CrystallineEntity: 2497 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1989 points
 9. apoxia: 1928 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1883 points
11. scribbs: 1748 points
12. IM AN ASSHOLE: 1501 points
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14. blablabla: 1322 points
15. Skinr: 1317 points
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Score:
135
 
 Headoftheclass: Come to Bob's Seaside Emporium! Our prices will blow your mind!
 Chest Rockwell: Free stuff!
 Mr. Shine: Jeezus
 Xeno: Sea puke.
 scribbs: @Nope #117179
 Nope: This is sad
Image 142677   11-06-16   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
479
 
 SpaceCow: It's true, I've never seen them in the same room at the same time.
 Minx: Stahp.
 Mr. Shine: The struggle to convert The Rock into Dwayne Johnson was so intense three publicists lost their lives. RIP
 Annoying Vegan : Never take this guy for granite.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I've never noticed that before, mindblown
 Derp Herpigan: Yeah... I got some news for ya...
 a robot: @Nope That sounds delicious, tell Dwayne I'm coming over for dinner
 zupobaloop: Also Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson looks just like those guys! So clever.
 Nope: @bug Yeah its a nice bacon mushroom risotto with some truffle oil. What a nice boy!
 bug: Can you smell what Dwayne is cooking?
Image 142676   11-06-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
386
 
 Minx: That look of hate... i love it.
 Hiddentigerma: And that's why you punch people for calling you fam.
 AverageJoe: not in comic sans
 Mr. Shine: He forgot "bae"
 WaffleIron: 100 100
 square44: a poo emoji would have been perfect here. missed opportunity
 Mr. Butt: All youth culture is stupid and bad. Except for mine.
Image 142675   11-06-16   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
392
 
 LaeMi: Is it just me or is the fold of the bedspread left of her mouth a bit iffy?
 jochenau: "Don't look now, Beatrice, but a goblin has arisen from your bedsheets and is poised to strike. If you want to live, you'll need to run starting.......NOW"
 ClockworkJackalope: @scribbs This porn is weird.
 Mr. Butt: Head boops...FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like Granny's still pulling the strings from beyond the grave
 Warrax: Yes, when you get taller, those pajamas will still be massively oversized on you.
 scribbs: God won't answer your prayers until you are this tall.
Image 142674   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
627
 
 petepuma: shit, i think i blinked
 Frank herbert: Family photo
 BILL DOOR: MEERKATS ARE NICE.
 Teechur: What're we doing? Oh, uh...nothing. Nothing at all... Carry on.
 eyebrowsonfleek: Meerkat Manor
 Mr. Butt: Squad goals.
 scribbs: Cheese!
Image 142673   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
405
 
 AverageJoe: I only remember the black bartender
 whoop: More like John Hair-o-quette right? *stubs cigarette out onto back of hand, tears well up over a forced, deranged smile*
 Entertainmentalist: @Sheikhjahbooty I think you may be thinking of John de Lancie, although Q on the Love Boat would be epic.
 Ulillillia: Boat Court
 WaffleIron: I pressed the rad button so hard I broke my mouse. Anyone still have a copy of the "John Larroquette Show"? It's not in all the usual places I've searched.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Q is about to open up a can of pure chaos on the Love Boat.
 scribbs: As a youngster, Julie was my first celebrity crush. I was old enough to find her compelling, but too young to understand why.
 UltraBeverly: Well, for me that would be exciting and new, and I could use sea sickness as my excuse...
 Peter Pantsless: If Dan Fielding was on that boat they'd throw him overboard for creepiness
Image 142672   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
667
 
 scribbs: @Hiddentigerma Yes :-)
 Hiddentigerma: @scribbs You know intelligence doesn't depend on the size of the brain right?
 drtofu: Engineering! It's engineering that can do it!
 Frank herbert: Listening to harder faster stronger by daft punk
 WaffleIron: Literally working on this right now.
 ClockworkJackalope: UNSTOPPABLE!!
 scribbs: Does a monster with the brain of a peanut really need super-robot arms? I say "HELL YES!"
Image 142671   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
621
 
 EvilOtter: The Guac Bowl Merchant is in Florida right now polishing his ceramic turtle collection with growing rage. Mommy said it was his turn!
 Knice: @Jayfu I wouldn't rule that out. :-)
 Jayfu: @Knice She looks like a villain from Supernatural
 Knice: @Jayfu Just high-quality rhetoric, my friend.
 Jayfu: Wtf is up with her eyes?
 Red: mooooooom, stop it
 square44: does that curse mean Trump wins, or that he loses?
 Nope: Would probably work better as a documentary.
Image 142670   11-06-16   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
436
 
 Minx: As you can see, here is a mother toaster giving birth to a baby toast in its natural habitat. Nature is the most beautiful thing on earth.
 Frank herbert: Powdered toast mans diabetes has gone too far
 ClockworkJackalope: TOSTIEEEE
 guest: i'm just working out some things
 Peter Pantsless: He's ready for any pop quiz
 fanny: don't expect much from toby, he's a breadbeat
 a sedated moose: He's, like, totally toasted, dude!
Image 142669   11-06-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
384
 
 Skaalar: Huh. Was not expecting them to be anatomically correct...
 Knice: @hat thrab I assume you use a purrcolator?
 Knice: @fanny Whoops, my bad!
 hat thrab: and @Knice, I'll have you know there's only 60% unspeakable horrors lurking on my harddrive. The rest are pictures of cats. Which I print out and grind to make coffee. Hope you like meowfee. or Bustelo.
 hat thrab: @fanny *blush* High praise from aggro-mommer, patron saint of the 'ship! Shucks.
 Frank herbert: Anatomically coreect
 fanny: @Knice um, shouldn't i be in charge of the coffee? (i'll give you a hint: it'll be Bustelo)
 Nope: @Knice those fs are too close together. Leave some space for jesus
 LogicKitty: da fuq?
 Knice: If there is a support group for abused CPUs, I believe that @hat thrab's unit makes the coffee; and @fanny's brings the cookies.
 grizzly: Nice dong,
 fanny: I agree 100 percent with every one of @hat thrab 's uploads. never a disappointment :)
 a sedated moose: This is disturbing on every level except... Nope, all of them.
 Nope: Ahh A full adult snorf bearing is child.
Image 142668   11-06-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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