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215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

215885  uncannie: And then when puberty happens, she won't shut up about it for 50 years.

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215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show



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10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
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 jayjay: @zupobaloop lolllll
 zupobaloop: this made me cry a lil
 Jayfu: Fuck you autocorrect. Meta.
 Jayfu: Mets
 scribbs: vv I just remembered: I wrote this down #117179
 LaeMi: I think this is Buttersafe (I have the cartoon without the copyright cut off on my 'pooter at home).
 Psymon: Ow, right in the feels
 mariofart: I can't wait for this future.
 guest: Lonesome no more
 scribbs: Sad button.
 Theta Zero: VR headsets are pretty baller, though
Image 141186   10-30-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
258
 
 Niels Bohr: Neat, free cooter lube!
 jochenau: *fwegh*
 LaeMi: I never have Vaseline when I need it, so all my tools and things needing petroleum jelly on them end up smelling of Vics Vapo-rub.
 Wet farts: Like, right here?
 ch: SKWOOCHIE SKWOOCHIE SMEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAR oh yeah this vaseline petroleum jelly dip tastes way better now i can feel the protection
 scribbs: Do the skin diseases cost extra?
 LaeMi: I have a cupboard full of that coca-butter hand cream. Smells really nice. Was on super-special at a going-out-of-business dollar shop, so I stocked up!
Image 141185   10-30-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
682
 
 werterland: @EvilOtter Yes.
 Starky15: Chicken of the Nile
 EvilOtter: They kill more people than lions, tigers, and bears combined. Isn't that ADORABLE!
 Lestrange: 3... 2... 1... FATALITY!
 Otterman: Smug little bastard
 scribbs: He looks like a "Felix." Let's call him that.
Image 141184   10-30-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
284
 
 scribbs: Don't worry, buddy, with your lifespan, you won't have to deal with it too much longer.
 Scoo: Nuthorn
Image 141183   10-30-16   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
403
 
 LaeMi: You got to have a dream. If you don't have a dream. How you gonna have a dream come true.
 fanny: @Teechur i used to drink it now and then too. but since the owner made a Trump endorsement, well, good riddance.
 Teechur: @fanny But I LOVE Yuengling. In fact, just yesterday I yuengled. TWICE!
 E. HONDA: "soon": the entire history of human civilization accounts for 0.0000025 of the age of the earth
 scribbs: Not too soon, I hope. Be healthy, buddy.
 grizzly: @Amy Housewine He's got a six pack, and he don't need you!
 Amy Housewine: He's got a six pack and nothin' to do.
 Ulillillia: Sweet, beer delivery
 fanny: Make it one of those fancy craft beers plz. something dark. NO YUENGLING.
 Nope: Hell yeah
Image 141182   10-30-16   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
382
 
 Coolguy: @Lestrange This is my dog Rigby. He always knows when I need a break from studying. (I've kinda though that was cat style move through.)
 Lestrange: Ignore that rubbish and take me out daddy (or mommy)
 scribbs: Poor guy needs a break from his math studies.
Image 141181   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
336
 
 scribbs: @Chocolate Pain Ugh, I honestly didn't think of that at the time I commented. Now I feel bad.
 SpaceCow: Home of cock magic.
 Chocolate Pain: @scribbs this is why they hate us
 Starky15: @Teechur .. Pee Wee Herman and Fred Willard.
 Teechur: Ok, on the count of three, name a celebrity who frequents this place. 1...2...3...go!
 scribbs: Opening tonight: The Cockslap Ballet.
 Warrax: Great puppet shows here.
 Peter Pantsless: Home theater of the Chippendales
Image 141180   10-30-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
161
 
 Gracieboo: It's her trademark.
 scribbs: @White Rice Ah. So that's why I never did well in sports.
 White Rice: @scribbs how do you think she got to being #1? That hammer was useful!
 scribbs: I did not know that when you won soccer you get a golden hammer.
 ch: who has alla trophs? i do how many do you have zero i thinks let's take a look in this box nope all mine
 fanny: maybe sideways posts are @Gracieboo 's calling card.
Image 141179   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Gracieboo
Score:
331
 
 fanny: @Wet farts they break easily too... i'd have kids take a brand new pencil and just grind it down to a stump in no time.
 Wet farts: Now that makes sense. @Borkf
 Dr. Bathroom: Better call Aggro-Mod.
 Theta Zero: If you genuinely don't know, it's because colored pencils are usually oil-based. You can tell by how when you wear down a normal pencil, it tends to catch and grind against the paper more while colored pencils often smudged or slide across the paper instead.
 Whatever: Racist!
 Borkf: @Wet farts Softer I think. Gums up the works.
 Wet farts: Hmm. I wonder why it ruins the sharpener. Maybe the "lead" is harder and kills the blades?@fanny
 fanny: @Wet farts i don't let my students use the electric sharpener on them because it ruins them. but maybe this guy is just racist.
 Wet farts: maybe the colored ones are bigger and they don't fit?
 VoR: My biro is okay though?
 Nope: Woah WOAH...
Image 141178   10-30-16   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
899
 
 bardberries: D'awwwwwe.
 scribbs: "I can't wait until I'm big enough to eat this monkey."
 Wet farts: I'm not usually a fan of chimps they kinda scare me. But this is freakin cute!
 Ulillillia: Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony
Image 141177   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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