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244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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 jayjay: @zupobaloop lolllll
 zupobaloop: this made me cry a lil
 Jayfu: Fuck you autocorrect. Meta.
 Jayfu: Mets
 scribbs: vv I just remembered: I wrote this down #117179
 LaeMi: I think this is Buttersafe (I have the cartoon without the copyright cut off on my 'pooter at home).
 Psymon: Ow, right in the feels
 mariofart: I can't wait for this future.
 guest: Lonesome no more
 scribbs: Sad button.
 Theta Zero: VR headsets are pretty baller, though
Image 141186   10-30-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
258
 
 Niels Bohr: Neat, free cooter lube!
 jochenau: *fwegh*
 LaeMi: I never have Vaseline when I need it, so all my tools and things needing petroleum jelly on them end up smelling of Vics Vapo-rub.
 Wet farts: Like, right here?
 ch: SKWOOCHIE SKWOOCHIE SMEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAR oh yeah this vaseline petroleum jelly dip tastes way better now i can feel the protection
 scribbs: Do the skin diseases cost extra?
 LaeMi: I have a cupboard full of that coca-butter hand cream. Smells really nice. Was on super-special at a going-out-of-business dollar shop, so I stocked up!
Image 141185   10-30-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
682
 
 werterland: @EvilOtter Yes.
 Starky15: Chicken of the Nile
 EvilOtter: They kill more people than lions, tigers, and bears combined. Isn't that ADORABLE!
 Lestrange: 3... 2... 1... FATALITY!
 Otterman: Smug little bastard
 scribbs: He looks like a "Felix." Let's call him that.
Image 141184   10-30-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
284
 
 scribbs: Don't worry, buddy, with your lifespan, you won't have to deal with it too much longer.
 Scoo: Nuthorn
Image 141183   10-30-16   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
403
 
 LaeMi: You got to have a dream. If you don't have a dream. How you gonna have a dream come true.
 fanny: @Teechur i used to drink it now and then too. but since the owner made a Trump endorsement, well, good riddance.
 Teechur: @fanny But I LOVE Yuengling. In fact, just yesterday I yuengled. TWICE!
 E. HONDA: "soon": the entire history of human civilization accounts for 0.0000025 of the age of the earth
 scribbs: Not too soon, I hope. Be healthy, buddy.
 grizzly: @Amy Housewine He's got a six pack, and he don't need you!
 Amy Housewine: He's got a six pack and nothin' to do.
 Ulillillia: Sweet, beer delivery
 fanny: Make it one of those fancy craft beers plz. something dark. NO YUENGLING.
 Nope: Hell yeah
Image 141182   10-30-16   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
382
 
 Coolguy: @Lestrange This is my dog Rigby. He always knows when I need a break from studying. (I've kinda though that was cat style move through.)
 Lestrange: Ignore that rubbish and take me out daddy (or mommy)
 scribbs: Poor guy needs a break from his math studies.
Image 141181   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
336
 
 scribbs: @Chocolate Pain Ugh, I honestly didn't think of that at the time I commented. Now I feel bad.
 SpaceCow: Home of cock magic.
 Chocolate Pain: @scribbs this is why they hate us
 Starky15: @Teechur .. Pee Wee Herman and Fred Willard.
 Teechur: Ok, on the count of three, name a celebrity who frequents this place. 1...2...3...go!
 scribbs: Opening tonight: The Cockslap Ballet.
 Warrax: Great puppet shows here.
 Peter Pantsless: Home theater of the Chippendales
Image 141180   10-30-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
161
 
 Gracieboo: It's her trademark.
 scribbs: @White Rice Ah. So that's why I never did well in sports.
 White Rice: @scribbs how do you think she got to being #1? That hammer was useful!
 scribbs: I did not know that when you won soccer you get a golden hammer.
 ch: who has alla trophs? i do how many do you have zero i thinks let's take a look in this box nope all mine
 fanny: maybe sideways posts are @Gracieboo 's calling card.
Image 141179   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Gracieboo
Score:
331
 
 fanny: @Wet farts they break easily too... i'd have kids take a brand new pencil and just grind it down to a stump in no time.
 Wet farts: Now that makes sense. @Borkf
 Dr. Bathroom: Better call Aggro-Mod.
 Theta Zero: If you genuinely don't know, it's because colored pencils are usually oil-based. You can tell by how when you wear down a normal pencil, it tends to catch and grind against the paper more while colored pencils often smudged or slide across the paper instead.
 Whatever: Racist!
 Borkf: @Wet farts Softer I think. Gums up the works.
 Wet farts: Hmm. I wonder why it ruins the sharpener. Maybe the "lead" is harder and kills the blades?@fanny
 fanny: @Wet farts i don't let my students use the electric sharpener on them because it ruins them. but maybe this guy is just racist.
 Wet farts: maybe the colored ones are bigger and they don't fit?
 VoR: My biro is okay though?
 Nope: Woah WOAH...
Image 141178   10-30-16   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
899
 
 bardberries: D'awwwwwe.
 scribbs: "I can't wait until I'm big enough to eat this monkey."
 Wet farts: I'm not usually a fan of chimps they kinda scare me. But this is freakin cute!
 Ulillillia: Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony
Image 141177   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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