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228265  BavidDowie: It burns when I pee

228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

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228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228190 duckfarts: that's some pig

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!



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 Starky15: She's probably hooping too.
 duckfarts: @Scoo green and dank, and about 10.5 pounds of it apparently
 LaeMi: @Wet farts - Sadly, she was probably coerced into it by threats to her family.
 ClockworkJackalope: Gram gram gotta make the chedda too
 Alkavarion: "I ain't afraid'a no jail, pigs. They got some great bingo, and I got connections."
 whiplash: "I thought the boat might sink so I put on my personal flotation devices." "Um, lady, you were caught on a bus."
 ignatz: Jeez, sandwiches just aren't wotrth the risk..
 Wet farts: That is the most gangster old lady ever
 msmstud: "The jury finds you sympathetic and is crying."
 midnightmosesuk: @Peter Pantsless Thank you Mr Pantsless.
 Peter Pantsless: @midnightmosesuk :( #117179
 midnightmosesuk: Poor old girl, I know how hard it is to find work when you're older and she probably starved herself especially for the job. She needs a nice cuppa and sit down.
 Scoo: Are those drugs white and gold or black and blue?
Image 139918   10-24-16   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
275
 
 ChubbyBuddy: however, not sorry for calling you a bitch, twat, shithead, carpetbagger, philistine, ninnyhammer or scandalous blatherskite.
 duckfarts: From: notsorry
 msmstud: On the second board, he wrote, "Oi Mark ya beautiful person we gonna slut 'round the pub later?"
 Wet farts: Too young to realize the switcherino doesn't work in real life
 Himesama: Eh,it's more than most people will do apology accepted.
 Peter Pantsless: Pretty harsh language for a 4-year-old (based on the handwriting)
Image 139917   10-24-16   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
268
 
 Science: From the Land of Sky Blue Waters
 Headoftheclass: @Hosebag Take it back to Elsinore, eh.
 Hosebag: My dog found a mouse in a bottle of beer, eh? And look! Free beer eh!
 a sedated moose: @Flirb Dampumple eh, Rolling Rock's pretty average; no better or worse than any other beer at that price.
 Flirb Dampumple: @msmstud do not try rolling rock.
 Radstarboom: Needs more dog.
 msmstud: One day I'll get 'round to trying Hamm's, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Rolling Rock, Schlitz... FYI, Genesee = lame.
 hajjpodge: Forget the beans!
 midnightmosesuk: Beer dog says "fancy a beer?"
 SunWukong: Overdid it on the Sherry.
 WaffleIron: They're thirsty in Atlanta, and there's beer in Texarkana!
 Coolguy: There's more coming puppers!
 Warrax: That must be Hamm.
 Peter Pantsless: You'll need that many to make it taste good
Image 139916   10-24-16   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
456
 
 Coolguy: Ancient warrior puppers
Image 139915   10-24-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Score:
639
 
 duckfarts: look at the yams on that one
 Knice: Swiggety rooty
Image 139914   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
376
 
 Peter Pantsless: @midnightmosesuk Ironically I think that counts as a "meet cute" haha
 midnightmosesuk: I have no illusions. My wife said when I first saw her I was looking at her the same way a cat looks at a canary. She contemplated calling the police.
 msmstud: My moustache doesn't help.
 SunWukong: @Peter Pantsless Dirty birdie.
 Peter Pantsless: "Well, at least she can't see that I'm not wearing pants."
Image 139913   10-24-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
492
 
 thecraftywolf: @Skaalar NO IT'S MINE!!
 Skaalar: I WANT THAT USERNAME.
 Amy Housewine: Cold-blooded feelings can be hurt too, you know.
 Peter Pantsless: Dammit, I'm just trying to watch a movie! #138578
Image 139912   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
328
 
 pastme: Whats up? Nothin'. Just hangin.
 Headoftheclass: Crossfit is for panzies.
 funny in the wall: splorp
 midnightmosesuk: When I said "hang the traitor from the nearest lamppost" that's not what I had in mind.
 LaeMi: It's appalling that they still use child labor to bend down the tops of street lamps!
 Coolguy: Way to go, magnet hands!
 Peter Pantsless: She fell from heaven, but fortunately managed to avoid the "landed on your face" jokes
 LaeMi: Halp!!
Image 139911   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
589
 
 duckfarts: @fanny you have to make sacrifices for your art
 WaffleIron: @fanny : I would most assuredly still eat this cookie.
 fanny: i don't think this was really worth wasting a cookie over.
 Warrax: "Oh god no... Did me really eat Oscar?"
 Firm Buttocks: Ted Bellingham vs the Cookie Monster
 LaeMi: Good enough for me!
Image 139910   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
492
 
 Science: So do billboards with a lot of text
 Dreforian: Texting while driving gives you remote murder powers?
 Firm Buttocks: *SLAP* TEST FAILED
 bug: He was found amongst the wreckage, a gnarled hand clutching a phone that merely said "SAFET"
 Peter Pantsless: So does taking photos and driving
 Theta Zero: The least you could've done was have the safety rails in front of the billboard actually in front of the billboard.
Image 139909   10-24-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
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