Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Not A Bot
4. addend
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Mad Collager
7. Shay
8. Teechur
9. Air Biscuit
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

grizzly uploaded 272448 (984 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272363 (973 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (907 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (883 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (849 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (845 points)
grizzly uploaded 272443 (842 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (798 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 8820 points
 2. Mexico: 4704 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 4693 points
 4. Side Boob: 4042 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 3058 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 7. grizzly: 2663 points
 8. westerner: 2028 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
10. youshall: 1769 points
11. grimes: 1734 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. Jennysaurus: 1709 points
14. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
15. JollyWell: 1585 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: JackSkellington.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 890
Registered users online in past hour: 683

Average image score (last 24 hours): 337

Total number of comments: 1409615
Total number of images: 272589



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 142216
XP needed for green ranking: 37208
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
402
 
 Starky15: She's probably hooping too.
 duckfarts: @Scoo green and dank, and about 10.5 pounds of it apparently
 LaeMi: @Wet farts - Sadly, she was probably coerced into it by threats to her family.
 ClockworkJackalope: Gram gram gotta make the chedda too
 Alkavarion: "I ain't afraid'a no jail, pigs. They got some great bingo, and I got connections."
 whiplash: "I thought the boat might sink so I put on my personal flotation devices." "Um, lady, you were caught on a bus."
 Baby Jesus: Jeez, sandwiches just aren't wotrth the risk..
 Wet farts: That is the most gangster old lady ever
 msmstud: "The jury finds you sympathetic and is crying."
 midnightmosesuk: @Peter Pantsless Thank you Mr Pantsless.
 Peter Pantsless: @midnightmosesuk :( #117179
 midnightmosesuk: Poor old girl, I know how hard it is to find work when you're older and she probably starved herself especially for the job. She needs a nice cuppa and sit down.
 logan: Are those drugs white and gold or black and blue?
Image 139918   10-24-16   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
275
 
 ChubbyBuddy: however, not sorry for calling you a bitch, twat, shithead, carpetbagger, philistine, ninnyhammer or scandalous blatherskite.
 duckfarts: From: notsorry
 msmstud: On the second board, he wrote, "Oi Mark ya beautiful person we gonna slut 'round the pub later?"
 Wet farts: Too young to realize the switcherino doesn't work in real life
 Himesama: Eh,it's more than most people will do apology accepted.
 Peter Pantsless: Pretty harsh language for a 4-year-old (based on the handwriting)
Image 139917   10-24-16   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
268
 
 Science: From the Land of Sky Blue Waters
 Headoftheclass: @Hosebag Take it back to Elsinore, eh.
 Hosebag: My dog found a mouse in a bottle of beer, eh? And look! Free beer eh!
 a sedated moose: @Flirb Dampumple eh, Rolling Rock's pretty average; no better or worse than any other beer at that price.
 Flirb Dampumple: @msmstud do not try rolling rock.
 Radstarboom: Needs more dog.
 msmstud: One day I'll get 'round to trying Hamm's, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Rolling Rock, Schlitz... FYI, Genesee = lame.
 hajjpodge: Forget the beans!
 midnightmosesuk: Beer dog says "fancy a beer?"
 SunWukong: Overdid it on the Sherry.
 WaffleIron: They're thirsty in Atlanta, and there's beer in Texarkana!
 Coolguy: There's more coming puppers!
 Warrax: That must be Hamm.
 Peter Pantsless: You'll need that many to make it taste good
Image 139916   10-24-16   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
456
 
 Coolguy: Ancient warrior puppers
Image 139915   10-24-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Score:
639
 
 duckfarts: look at the yams on that one
 Knice: Swiggety rooty
Image 139914   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
376
 
 Peter Pantsless: @midnightmosesuk Ironically I think that counts as a "meet cute" haha
 midnightmosesuk: I have no illusions. My wife said when I first saw her I was looking at her the same way a cat looks at a canary. She contemplated calling the police.
 msmstud: My moustache doesn't help.
 SunWukong: @Peter Pantsless Dirty birdie.
 Peter Pantsless: "Well, at least she can't see that I'm not wearing pants."
Image 139913   10-24-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
492
 
 Seven Eight Nine: @Skaalar NO IT'S MINE!!
 Skaalar: I WANT THAT USERNAME.
 Amy Housewine: Cold-blooded feelings can be hurt too, you know.
 Peter Pantsless: Dammit, I'm just trying to watch a movie! #138578
Image 139912   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
328
 
 pastme: Whats up? Nothin'. Just hangin.
 Headoftheclass: Crossfit is for panzies.
 funny in the wall: splorp
 midnightmosesuk: When I said "hang the traitor from the nearest lamppost" that's not what I had in mind.
 LaeMi: It's appalling that they still use child labor to bend down the tops of street lamps!
 Coolguy: Way to go, magnet hands!
 Peter Pantsless: She fell from heaven, but fortunately managed to avoid the "landed on your face" jokes
Image 139911   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
589
 
 duckfarts: @fanny you have to make sacrifices for your art
 WaffleIron: @fanny : I would most assuredly still eat this cookie.
 fanny: i don't think this was really worth wasting a cookie over.
 Warrax: "Oh god no... Did me really eat Oscar?"
 Firm Buttocks: Ted Bellingham vs the Cookie Monster
 LaeMi: Good enough for me!
Image 139910   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
492
 
 Science: So do billboards with a lot of text
 Dreforian: Texting while driving gives you remote murder powers?
 Firm Buttocks: *SLAP* TEST FAILED
 bug: He was found amongst the wreckage, a gnarled hand clutching a phone that merely said "SAFET"
 Peter Pantsless: So does taking photos and driving
 peeper: The least you could've done was have the safety rails in front of the billboard actually in front of the billboard.
Image 139909   10-24-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Page 1 ... 13265 13266 13267 13268 13269 13270 13271 ... 27258 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.