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244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

244532  Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.

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244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.



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Score:
402
 
 Starky15: She's probably hooping too.
 duckfarts: @Scoo green and dank, and about 10.5 pounds of it apparently
 LaeMi: @Wet farts - Sadly, she was probably coerced into it by threats to her family.
 ClockworkJackalope: Gram gram gotta make the chedda too
 Alkavarion: "I ain't afraid'a no jail, pigs. They got some great bingo, and I got connections."
 whiplash: "I thought the boat might sink so I put on my personal flotation devices." "Um, lady, you were caught on a bus."
 ignatz: Jeez, sandwiches just aren't wotrth the risk..
 Wet farts: That is the most gangster old lady ever
 msmstud: "The jury finds you sympathetic and is crying."
 midnightmosesuk: @Peter Pantsless Thank you Mr Pantsless.
 Peter Pantsless: @midnightmosesuk :( #117179
 midnightmosesuk: Poor old girl, I know how hard it is to find work when you're older and she probably starved herself especially for the job. She needs a nice cuppa and sit down.
 Scoo: Are those drugs white and gold or black and blue?
Image 139918   10-24-16   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
275
 
 ChubbyBuddy: however, not sorry for calling you a bitch, twat, shithead, carpetbagger, philistine, ninnyhammer or scandalous blatherskite.
 duckfarts: From: notsorry
 msmstud: On the second board, he wrote, "Oi Mark ya beautiful person we gonna slut 'round the pub later?"
 Wet farts: Too young to realize the switcherino doesn't work in real life
 Himesama: Eh,it's more than most people will do apology accepted.
 Peter Pantsless: Pretty harsh language for a 4-year-old (based on the handwriting)
Image 139917   10-24-16   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
268
 
 Science: From the Land of Sky Blue Waters
 Headoftheclass: @Hosebag Take it back to Elsinore, eh.
 Hosebag: My dog found a mouse in a bottle of beer, eh? And look! Free beer eh!
 a sedated moose: @Flirb Dampumple eh, Rolling Rock's pretty average; no better or worse than any other beer at that price.
 Flirb Dampumple: @msmstud do not try rolling rock.
 Radstarboom: Needs more dog.
 msmstud: One day I'll get 'round to trying Hamm's, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Rolling Rock, Schlitz... FYI, Genesee = lame.
 hajjpodge: Forget the beans!
 midnightmosesuk: Beer dog says "fancy a beer?"
 SunWukong: Overdid it on the Sherry.
 WaffleIron: They're thirsty in Atlanta, and there's beer in Texarkana!
 Coolguy: There's more coming puppers!
 Warrax: That must be Hamm.
 Peter Pantsless: You'll need that many to make it taste good
Image 139916   10-24-16   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
456
 
 Coolguy: Ancient warrior puppers
Image 139915   10-24-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Score:
639
 
 duckfarts: look at the yams on that one
 Knice: Swiggety rooty
Image 139914   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
376
 
 Peter Pantsless: @midnightmosesuk Ironically I think that counts as a "meet cute" haha
 midnightmosesuk: I have no illusions. My wife said when I first saw her I was looking at her the same way a cat looks at a canary. She contemplated calling the police.
 msmstud: My moustache doesn't help.
 SunWukong: @Peter Pantsless Dirty birdie.
 Peter Pantsless: "Well, at least she can't see that I'm not wearing pants."
Image 139913   10-24-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
492
 
 thecraftywolf: @Skaalar NO IT'S MINE!!
 Skaalar: I WANT THAT USERNAME.
 Amy Housewine: Cold-blooded feelings can be hurt too, you know.
 Peter Pantsless: Dammit, I'm just trying to watch a movie! #138578
Image 139912   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
328
 
 pastme: Whats up? Nothin'. Just hangin.
 Headoftheclass: Crossfit is for panzies.
 funny in the wall: splorp
 midnightmosesuk: When I said "hang the traitor from the nearest lamppost" that's not what I had in mind.
 LaeMi: It's appalling that they still use child labor to bend down the tops of street lamps!
 Coolguy: Way to go, magnet hands!
 Peter Pantsless: She fell from heaven, but fortunately managed to avoid the "landed on your face" jokes
 LaeMi: Halp!!
Image 139911   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
589
 
 duckfarts: @fanny you have to make sacrifices for your art
 WaffleIron: @fanny : I would most assuredly still eat this cookie.
 fanny: i don't think this was really worth wasting a cookie over.
 Warrax: "Oh god no... Did me really eat Oscar?"
 Firm Buttocks: Ted Bellingham vs the Cookie Monster
 LaeMi: Good enough for me!
Image 139910   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
492
 
 Science: So do billboards with a lot of text
 Dreforian: Texting while driving gives you remote murder powers?
 Firm Buttocks: *SLAP* TEST FAILED
 bug: He was found amongst the wreckage, a gnarled hand clutching a phone that merely said "SAFET"
 Peter Pantsless: So does taking photos and driving
 Theta Zero: The least you could've done was have the safety rails in front of the billboard actually in front of the billboard.
Image 139909   10-24-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
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