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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

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175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!



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Score:
852
 
 Knice: Return flight: #134718
 Slowpoke: @Knice It's... it's... *sniffle* So beautiful!
 Bluetocracy: Catfishing
 Firm Buttocks: Living the dream
 VoR: Teach a cat to fish and he'll still continue to steal your fish.
 Knice: After an arduous ten-day trek across the Atlantic, Sean found work on the docks of New York. He worked long, hellish days and ate only what he could spare from the catch in order to save up enough to send for his family. It was the image of thier faces that visited him in his fitful sleep that kept him coming back when others had quit, and made him stand tall when others stooped. He would see them again, and soon. And his children would never know hardships like his.
Image 132647   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Red
Image 132646 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weedheart. Boo, Weedheart.
Score:
770
 
 Skaalar: I'm gonna need a mech like this by Friday. Good luck.
 Air Biscuit: @Firm Buttocks ZAPP!!!
 5 Headed Snake God: @Mr. Butt @Firm Buttocks RIP C. Martin Croker.
 namename: Daredevil Cyclist in a Drum
 Mr. Butt: Zorak, write this down..........no.
 midnightmosesuk: This is why flamethrowers are freely available for purchase.
 Jaunty Shrimp: One! Singular! Sensation! Every step this mantis takes!
 bug: If I've learned anything from Final Fantasy games, a special attack is coming soon.
 Mr. Shine: Come at me, bro!
 Knice: "Ah, cha-chaaaa"
 Firm Buttocks: Hi! I'm Zorak!
 Blazcatten: Why we need science.
 Scoo: Jaunty!
Image 132645   09-19-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
550
 
 duckfarts: WHATEVER
 SpaceCow: Erhmadog?
 midnightmosesuk: "When the picture was taken Bonzo was the only dog in the yard. It was only when they got home and printed the photo that they noticed the strange figure in the background. Bonzo swears it's his late grandfather, Killer."
 a robot: That's one majestic idiot
 Jaunty Shrimp: W! The letter of the day! W!
 There was a bob here: My hat is a tiny half-dog
 Peach: F***ing notice me, human!
 ignatz: Who's pulling the strings here?
Image 132644   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
323
 
 XLY: Dude! eat the baby, then become THE BABBY
 frenchrevolution: #132712 in case you did not know how to eat
 Air Biscuit: Q:how much does a baby weigh? A: enough to crush a pizza.
 tib gubb: I'm only taking one of these home with me
 KL1NGON: Damned toppings slid off the pie again.
 werterland: Step 7. Carefully wrap the pizza around the baby. Enjoy with family and friends!
 Fugative: I'll have an extra large pepperoni puzza with a side baby
 Mr. Butt: This is what vegans literally believe
 midnightmosesuk: Baby for scale.
 a robot: If I eat enough pizza, I will become pizza
 Ulillillia: I want my baby back baby back baby back...pizza
 Jaunty Shrimp: I just want to reach into this picture and pick up that sweet baby
 Supermansbrother: Pizza cut into squares: bad. Baby cut into squares: very very very bad.
 skillet: IT'S AS BIG AS A GODDAMN BABY!
 SunWukong: Would you rather eat one Pizza sized baby or a hundred baby sized pizzas?
 Scoo: Pizza for scale
 WTF: I ordered bread sticks and Domino's still screwed it up!
 Zukero: The pizza will only hurt your stomach once.
 Zukero: Since when is this more attractive than this ?
 Zukero: Choose wisely....
 Peach: Scene from "Nomadas"
 Knice: They say you're not supposed to play favorites; but a pizza has never pissed in my eye, so...
 Derp Herpigan: Why eat one and not the other?
Image 132643   09-19-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
192
 
 Chaplin: For when a regular fixie isn't hipster enough
 funny in the wall: alcohol is a helluva drug
 chhumphrey: There's always a stereotype
Image 132642   09-19-16   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
280
 
 Radstarboom: Kojima and Reedus present:
 midnightmosesuk: Should've eaten the pizza.
 Darkasnoon: @chhumphrey a HIGH 15 year old actually
 Blazcatten: But does he become a clone of the baby, or go back in time to become the baby in the first place?
 jochenau: I know I was complaining that Hollywood never does anything original anymore, but...
 chhumphrey: Who wrote the movie description, a 15 year old?
 Slowpoke: I AM THE BABY NOW!
 NoRagrets: Son we are the baby.
Image 132641   09-19-16   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
320
 
 Bluetocracy: Instant Water is way better.
 ottorongo: the damned thing told you to take out the word "then", and you left it in. bad vote.
 Flirb Dampumple: Word's grammar help is off base, as usual.
 sparename: I use the dried stuff - add water to taste
 midnightmosesuk: I think I added too much water to my water and now it's all watery.
 Uncle Phil: @Scoo You need to look up the high-altitude variant
 bug: Instructions unclear; scalded penis; sued for money. 2 stars.
 Scoo: Where I live, 212F will also steam it all away
 Darkasnoon: There's also such a thing as burning water, makes it taste bad.
 chhumphrey: This is very close to how you make distilled water.
 Derp Herpigan: I made a cake. I think I missed an important step.
 Knice: Start with a dash of humor. Add words until completely diluted.
Image 132640   09-19-16   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
415
 
 midnightmosesuk: "Yeah, sure I can arrange international distribution for your 'product' but, uh, you're a dog"
 Jaunty Shrimp: Where's the plate of spaghetti?
 ch: jenny i'm thinking of taking that job on the coast it would mean that i would have to move and you would have to stay here. stay, jenny.
 Peter Pantsless: "Sir, I'm afraid we don't allow humans in this restaurant. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
 Mitchell: I would do this.
 PenguinBartender: "Scott, we need to talk. I've met someone and... they actually have a backyard. You're great, and I know you'll find someone right for you whose ears you can scratch..."
 NoRagrets: Sad or cute? Sute? Cud?
Image 132639   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
270
 
 sporky: @Skinr scott adams is a shithead MRA who should be burned alive
 Skinr: Scott Adams made almost the same joke in 1995
 ShoKusogi: @Scoo Nowadays, politicians use BleachBit on their email servers
 ch: Problem: Your scans are all streaky Solution: You need a "Cross-cut" scanner
 Scoo: Where you put your classified documents
 Slowpoke: That's not a scanner! It's clearly a fax machine!
 ignatz: Instructions unclear. You know the rest..
Image 132638   09-19-16   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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