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249037  Mr Bleak: His Friendly Spaceship score keeps drifting blue/green/blue/green ...

249039  Mr Bleak: @a robot Netkits and chill?

249169  barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 the same way as one sucks a fuck.

249011  some guy : I bet it smells great in there.

249182  ThoughtlessGentleman: SURPRISE!!!!!.............

249182  ThoughtlessGentleman: butt sex.

249183  Minnesotan: new death metal songs write themselves

249181  barfolomew: @ignatz I'm impressed! I had never heard of him until listening on 99% invisible, but I looked up his buildings and they're all so insane!

249175  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Yeah, that's kinda weird. IT would take me a little while to get used to that.

249184  GoGo Robotto: So long, suckers!

249184  dangerkeith3000: I love this game.

249175  Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 @Warrax In Canada, milk comes in bags.

249182  Mr. Butt: Dios mio.

249181  GoGo Robotto: @ignatz Then I must work in a building designed by Escher. Confused af and going nowhere!

249188  OldKentuckyShark: Overclocked like a mother fucker cause cooling is no longer an issue... til i burn out the motor in the fridge ( which is somehow also overclocked)

249182  Robespierre: Wearditgo?

249174  Robespierre: Pickled beets!

249168  dangerkeith3000: We can all thank Nudie Cohn for these suits.

249178  Robespierre: Windswept wonderfulness

249182  Shay: She's having her happy hour now.

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249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248995 Side Boob: @glenalec Same. I get scared in a big pickup.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!



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Score:
852
 
 Knice: Return flight: #134718
 Slowpoke: @Knice It's... it's... *sniffle* So beautiful!
 Bluetocracy: Catfishing
 Firm Buttocks: Living the dream
 VoR: Teach a cat to fish and he'll still continue to steal your fish.
 Knice: After an arduous ten-day trek across the Atlantic, Sean found work on the docks of New York. He worked long, hellish days and ate only what he could spare from the catch in order to save up enough to send for his family. It was the image of thier faces that visited him in his fitful sleep that kept him coming back when others had quit, and made him stand tall when others stooped. He would see them again, and soon. And his children would never know hardships like his.
Image 132647   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Red
Image 132646 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weedheart. You have brought shame on us, Weedheart.
Score:
770
 
 Skaalar: I'm gonna need a mech like this by Friday. Good luck.
 Air Biscuit: @Firm Buttocks ZAPP!!!
 5 Headed Snake God: @Mr. Butt @Firm Buttocks RIP C. Martin Croker.
 namename: Daredevil Cyclist in a Drum
 Mr. Butt: Zorak, write this down..........no.
 midnightmosesuk: This is why flamethrowers are freely available for purchase.
 Jaunty Shrimp: One! Singular! Sensation! Every step this mantis takes!
 bug: If I've learned anything from Final Fantasy games, a special attack is coming soon.
 Mr. Shine: Come at me, bro!
 Knice: "Ah, cha-chaaaa"
 Firm Buttocks: Hi! I'm Zorak!
 Blazcatten: Why we need science.
 Scoo: Jaunty!
Image 132645   09-19-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
550
 
 duckfarts: WHATEVER
 SpaceCow: Erhmadog?
 midnightmosesuk: "When the picture was taken Bonzo was the only dog in the yard. It was only when they got home and printed the photo that they noticed the strange figure in the background. Bonzo swears it's his late grandfather, Killer."
 a robot: That's one majestic idiot
 Jaunty Shrimp: W! The letter of the day! W!
 There was a bob here: My hat is a tiny half-dog
 Peach: F***ing notice me, human!
 ignatz: Who's pulling the strings here?
Image 132644   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
323
 
 XLY: Dude! eat the baby, then become THE BABBY
 frenchrevolution: #132712 in case you did not know how to eat
 Air Biscuit: Q:how much does a baby weigh? A: enough to crush a pizza.
 tib gubb: I'm only taking one of these home with me
 KL1NGON: Damned toppings slid off the pie again.
 werterland: Step 7. Carefully wrap the pizza around the baby. Enjoy with family and friends!
 Fugative: I'll have an extra large pepperoni puzza with a side baby
 Mr. Butt: This is what vegans literally believe
 midnightmosesuk: Baby for scale.
 a robot: If I eat enough pizza, I will become pizza
 Ulillillia: I want my baby back baby back baby back...pizza
 Jaunty Shrimp: I just want to reach into this picture and pick up that sweet baby
 Supermansbrother: Pizza cut into squares: bad. Baby cut into squares: very very very bad.
 skillet: IT'S AS BIG AS A GODDAMN BABY!
 SunWukong: Would you rather eat one Pizza sized baby or a hundred baby sized pizzas?
 Scoo: Pizza for scale
 WTF: I ordered bread sticks and Domino's still screwed it up!
 Zukero: The pizza will only hurt your stomach once.
 Zukero: Since when is this more attractive than this ?
 Zukero: Choose wisely....
 Peach: Scene from "Nomadas"
 Knice: They say you're not supposed to play favorites; but a pizza has never pissed in my eye, so...
 Derp Herpigan: Why eat one and not the other?
Image 132643   09-19-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
192
 
 Chaplin: For when a regular fixie isn't hipster enough
 funny in the wall: alcohol is a helluva drug
 chhumphrey: There's always a stereotype
Image 132642   09-19-16   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
280
 
 Radstarboom: Kojima and Reedus present:
 midnightmosesuk: Should've eaten the pizza.
 Darkasnoon: @chhumphrey a HIGH 15 year old actually
 Blazcatten: But does he become a clone of the baby, or go back in time to become the baby in the first place?
 jochenau: I know I was complaining that Hollywood never does anything original anymore, but...
 chhumphrey: Who wrote the movie description, a 15 year old?
 Slowpoke: I AM THE BABY NOW!
 NoRagrets: Son we are the baby.
Image 132641   09-19-16   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
320
 
 Bluetocracy: Instant Water is way better.
 ottorongo: the damned thing told you to take out the word "then", and you left it in. bad vote.
 Flirb Dampumple: Word's grammar help is off base, as usual.
 sparename: I use the dried stuff - add water to taste
 midnightmosesuk: I think I added too much water to my water and now it's all watery.
 Uncle Phil: @Scoo You need to look up the high-altitude variant
 bug: Instructions unclear; scalded penis; sued for money. 2 stars.
 Scoo: Where I live, 212F will also steam it all away
 Darkasnoon: There's also such a thing as burning water, makes it taste bad.
 chhumphrey: This is very close to how you make distilled water.
 Derp Herpigan: I made a cake. I think I missed an important step.
 Knice: Start with a dash of humor. Add words until completely diluted.
Image 132640   09-19-16   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
415
 
 midnightmosesuk: "Yeah, sure I can arrange international distribution for your 'product' but, uh, you're a dog"
 Jaunty Shrimp: Where's the plate of spaghetti?
 ch: jenny i'm thinking of taking that job on the coast it would mean that i would have to move and you would have to stay here. stay, jenny.
 Peter Pantsless: "Sir, I'm afraid we don't allow humans in this restaurant. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
 Mitchell: I would do this.
 PenguinBartender: "Scott, we need to talk. I've met someone and... they actually have a backyard. You're great, and I know you'll find someone right for you whose ears you can scratch..."
 NoRagrets: Sad or cute? Sute? Cud?
Image 132639   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
270
 
 sporky: @Skinr scott adams is a shithead MRA who should be burned alive
 Skinr: Scott Adams made almost the same joke in 1995
 ShoKusogi: @Scoo Nowadays, politicians use BleachBit on their email servers
 ch: Problem: Your scans are all streaky Solution: You need a "Cross-cut" scanner
 Scoo: Where you put your classified documents
 Slowpoke: That's not a scanner! It's clearly a fax machine!
 ignatz: Instructions unclear. You know the rest..
Image 132638   09-19-16   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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