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234277  Scoo: SOME PIG

234265  wolfpk: I'll piss in a corner thank you.

234266  wolfpk: But tobacco comes from nature. (All the other shit they put in it doesn't)

234279  sparename: At it again with the nucleogenic life-forms..? Or is this the Borg Queen before she gets dressed?

234275  Butcherboy: I prefer the YouSousaphone for marching though

234268  wolfpk: I have a bad feeling about the safety record of this slide!

234270  wolfpk: Very low bar.

234274  VeeKay: Fucking tooth fairy and his shitty art installations.

234271  wolfpk: A theater on the opening night of It.

234269  VeeKay: Trying to catch hold of something, Berlioz fell on his back, striking his head a light blow on the cobbles, and he had to see, high up, but whether to the left or right he could no longer comprehend, the gilt moon.

234265  Teechur: Don't open the lid. Please. Don't.

234266  Teechur: And between your fingers.

234272  Teechur: And the humans of Wall-E aren't so far off.

234190  glenalec: If that lasts more than 4 hours, you best see a doc-master.

234227  Korrok: Kinky....

234232  VoR: Hgbm

234241  VoR: Im sproot and so's my wife

234243  VoR: First become a real boy. Only then can you be dead.

234246  VoR: Dog

234265  VoR: Left hand is poised well

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234181 redmonkey3: @jochenau - butt bra is close; think display of an asset and ease of access and good old slutty exhibitionism and some boys like lace and some guys LIKE boys who like lace, etc.

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234099 Mr Bleak: "It must be art" "Why?" "It's crap."

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234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

234050 tib gubb: did that snake just bark?

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234180 redmonkey3: I voted something away into the negative space... whoa!

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

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Score:
852
 
 Knice: Return flight: #134718
 Slowpoke: @Knice It's... it's... *sniffle* So beautiful!
 Bluetocracy: Catfishing
 Firm Buttocks: Living the dream
 VoR: Teach a cat to fish and he'll still continue to steal your fish.
 Knice: After an arduous ten-day trek across the Atlantic, Sean found work on the docks of New York. He worked long, hellish days and ate only what he could spare from the catch in order to save up enough to send for his family. It was the image of thier faces that visited him in his fitful sleep that kept him coming back when others had quit, and made him stand tall when others stooped. He would see them again, and soon. And his children would never know hardships like his.
Image 132647   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Red
Image 132646 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weedheart. Boo, Weedheart.
Score:
770
 
 Skaalar: I'm gonna need a mech like this by Friday. Good luck.
 Air Biscuit: @Firm Buttocks ZAPP!!!
 5 Headed Snake God: @Mr. Butt @Firm Buttocks RIP C. Martin Croker.
 namename: Daredevil Cyclist in a Drum
 Mr. Butt: Zorak, write this down..........no.
 midnightmosesuk: This is why flamethrowers are freely available for purchase.
 Jaunty Shrimp: One! Singular! Sensation! Every step this mantis takes!
 bug: If I've learned anything from Final Fantasy games, a special attack is coming soon.
 Mr. Shine: Come at me, bro!
 Knice: "Ah, cha-chaaaa"
 Firm Buttocks: Hi! I'm Zorak!
 Blazcatten: Why we need science.
 Scoo: Jaunty!
Image 132645   09-19-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
550
 
 duckfarts: WHATEVER
 SpaceCow: Erhmadog?
 midnightmosesuk: "When the picture was taken Bonzo was the only dog in the yard. It was only when they got home and printed the photo that they noticed the strange figure in the background. Bonzo swears it's his late grandfather, Killer."
 a robot: That's one majestic idiot
 Jaunty Shrimp: W! The letter of the day! W!
 There was a bob here: My hat is a tiny half-dog
 Peach: F***ing notice me, human!
 ignatz: Who's pulling the strings here?
Image 132644   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
323
 
 XLY: Dude! eat the baby, then become THE BABBY
 frenchrevolution: #132712 in case you did not know how to eat
 Air Biscuit: Q:how much does a baby weigh? A: enough to crush a pizza.
 tib gubb: I'm only taking one of these home with me
 KL1NGON: Damned toppings slid off the pie again.
 werterland: Step 7. Carefully wrap the pizza around the baby. Enjoy with family and friends!
 Fugative: I'll have an extra large pepperoni puzza with a side baby
 Mr. Butt: This is what vegans literally believe
 midnightmosesuk: Baby for scale.
 a robot: If I eat enough pizza, I will become pizza
 Ulillillia: I want my baby back baby back baby back...pizza
 Jaunty Shrimp: I just want to reach into this picture and pick up that sweet baby
 Supermansbrother: Pizza cut into squares: bad. Baby cut into squares: very very very bad.
 skillet: IT'S AS BIG AS A GODDAMN BABY!
 SunWukong: Would you rather eat one Pizza sized baby or a hundred baby sized pizzas?
 Scoo: Pizza for scale
 WTF: I ordered bread sticks and Domino's still screwed it up!
 Zukero: The pizza will only hurt your stomach once.
 Zukero: Since when is this more attractive than this ?
 Zukero: Choose wisely....
 Peach: Scene from "Nomadas"
 Knice: They say you're not supposed to play favorites; but a pizza has never pissed in my eye, so...
 Derp Herpigan: Why eat one and not the other?
Image 132643   09-19-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
192
 
 Chaplin: For when a regular fixie isn't hipster enough
 funny in the wall: alcohol is a helluva drug
 chhumphrey: There's always a stereotype
Image 132642   09-19-16   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
280
 
 Radstarboom: Kojima and Reedus present:
 midnightmosesuk: Should've eaten the pizza.
 Darkasnoon: @chhumphrey a HIGH 15 year old actually
 Blazcatten: But does he become a clone of the baby, or go back in time to become the baby in the first place?
 jochenau: I know I was complaining that Hollywood never does anything original anymore, but...
 chhumphrey: Who wrote the movie description, a 15 year old?
 Slowpoke: I AM THE BABY NOW!
 NoRagrets: Son we are the baby.
Image 132641   09-19-16   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
320
 
 Bluetocracy: Instant Water is way better.
 ottorongo: the damned thing told you to take out the word "then", and you left it in. bad vote.
 Flirb Dampumple: Word's grammar help is off base, as usual.
 sparename: I use the dried stuff - add water to taste
 midnightmosesuk: I think I added too much water to my water and now it's all watery.
 Uncle Phil: @Scoo You need to look up the high-altitude variant
 bug: Instructions unclear; scalded penis; sued for money. 2 stars.
 Scoo: Where I live, 212F will also steam it all away
 Darkasnoon: There's also such a thing as burning water, makes it taste bad.
 chhumphrey: This is very close to how you make distilled water.
 Derp Herpigan: I made a cake. I think I missed an important step.
 Knice: Start with a dash of humor. Add words until completely diluted.
Image 132640   09-19-16   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
415
 
 midnightmosesuk: "Yeah, sure I can arrange international distribution for your 'product' but, uh, you're a dog"
 Jaunty Shrimp: Where's the plate of spaghetti?
 ch: jenny i'm thinking of taking that job on the coast it would mean that i would have to move and you would have to stay here. stay, jenny.
 Peter Pantsless: "Sir, I'm afraid we don't allow humans in this restaurant. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
 Mitchell: I would do this.
 PenguinBartender: "Scott, we need to talk. I've met someone and... they actually have a backyard. You're great, and I know you'll find someone right for you whose ears you can scratch..."
 NoRagrets: Sad or cute? Sute? Cud?
Image 132639   09-19-16   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
270
 
 sporky: @Skinr scott adams is a shithead MRA who should be burned alive
 Skinr: Scott Adams made almost the same joke in 1995
 ShoKusogi: @Scoo Nowadays, politicians use BleachBit on their email servers
 ch: Problem: Your scans are all streaky Solution: You need a "Cross-cut" scanner
 Scoo: Where you put your classified documents
 Slowpoke: That's not a scanner! It's clearly a fax machine!
 ignatz: Instructions unclear. You know the rest..
Image 132638   09-19-16   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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