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244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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11. Warrax: 2801 points
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Score:
582
 
 KL1NGON: Yeah Surfer, you're gonna need money for that.
 PushyWebsite: Gritty Casper reboot?
 DrinkMixMan: *Hovers outside the window of Superfriends headquarters, trying not to cry*
 Fiasco: I love it when comics bold or italicize words that if you applied any actual verbal inflection to would sound utterly retarded.
 Warrax: It's lonely at the top.
 tib gubb: All too true.
 bug: You're looking in the wrong places, man. All seagulls are assholes.
 Scoo: You look like an anthropomorphic sperm. I'm sure that's someone's fetish.
 willowsprite: Added it to #117179
 a robot: The birds could be your friends
 willowsprite: Aw. :(
 Knice: Well, at least I can edit my comments.
 Nope: True
Image 132182   09-16-16   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
352
 
 KL1NGON: I'd estimate that very few accurate calculations are performed by this processor.
 Amy Housewine: "Not yet," he said confidently; "But you just wait."
 dobbiesdoogs: nbd, you can think whatever you like
 TurdFerguson: Not solar powered either.
 willowsprite: Just in case you would leap to that conclusion.
 Cami: Just a fan.
Image 132181   09-16-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
99
 
 amyandy: Breakfast of champions
 Fiasco: Exactly how high are you..?
 A duck: Food: It's required to live!
 Wet farts: This appears to be good
Image 132180   09-16-16   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
266
 
 XLY: *Haugwards
 KL1NGON: Clever, they hide it from muggles in plain sight.
 Fiasco: @TurdFerguson Penicillus Thriceadaily! *flick*
 TurdFerguson: Definitely got warts on my hog in that alley.
Image 132179   09-16-16   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
424
 
 TurdFerguson: Hand Solo holds up Mewbacca.
Image 132178   09-16-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
508
 
 square44: What were you expecting?
 WaffleIron: Tried to look it up, then realized that 61 is not a valid number of minutes.
 Nope: It would probably have some archaeological significance
Image 132177   09-16-16   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
456
 
 KL1NGON: Is that a dog-turd on his head?
 WaffleIron: This is a picture, of a man taking a picture, with a picture.
Image 132176   09-16-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
615
 
 fanny: #137242 go back
 Bonecollector: This really is not cool.
 itskando: Lean too far in, he steals your body.
 Bob: show some respect, people
 fanny: @Teechur make sure they upload them to AG ;)
 KL1NGON: Too soon... waaaaaay too soon, man.
 Teechur: I think I shall make this my final request. My family and friends will understand.
 A duck: Why... why would you do this?
 Whatever: That's one way to get a family photo
 Cami: Casket selfie is an a$s kicking offence.
 Nope: That funeral place needs a better makeup artist
 whoop: That's one way to do that.....the other way is much more icky
 Knice: I think funerals are wasteful of time, effort, and expense; but this amused me.
 Ulillillia: He ded
 fanny: sweet Jesus wtf
Image 132175   09-16-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
373
 
 SpaceCow: Don't worry, most of it was old Angelfire pages nobody wanted.
 Wolfechu: McDonalds Fast Lunch? Stop the press!
 Sadbot: woah, I've got billions and billions of data on my PC! Oh, wait, just a few GB
 Air Biscuit: That child shouldent have been sticking his arm in the sharks mouth.
 DrinkMixMan: Get billions of data with this one weird trick! (Data entry people HATE them!)
 WaffleIron: Hackers steal billions of internet data, return it all captioned in impact font.
 Warrax: So, like, one small file?
 Nope: They got the 1's AND the 0's!
 a robot: Billions and billions...
 Fiasco: "...but immediately send it all back. 'What is WRONG with you people' they were reported to exclaim, between gags and sobs."
 DrinkMixMan: So THAT's where it went!
 Knice: Damn, that must be most of it!
Image 132174   09-16-16   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
340
 
 mrwiffler: @tib gubb You've ruined everything.
 tib gubb: interstellar had no cats, or dogs for that matter... probably used as food.
 willowsprite: There's a cat living in there!
 Chest Rockwell: Thanks a lot, Obama.
Image 132173   09-16-16   Uploaded by    obama
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