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215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

215885  uncannie: And then when puberty happens, she won't shut up about it for 50 years.

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3. Dr Awkward
4. Felicity
5. Robespierre
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9. Catcat
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215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show



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10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
14. wooden boy: 1171 points
15. Morpen Lungus: 1155 points
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Score:
582
 
 KL1NGON: Yeah Surfer, you're gonna need money for that.
 PushyWebsite: Gritty Casper reboot?
 DrinkMixMan: *Hovers outside the window of Superfriends headquarters, trying not to cry*
 Fiasco: I love it when comics bold or italicize words that if you applied any actual verbal inflection to would sound utterly retarded.
 Warrax: It's lonely at the top.
 tib gubb: All too true.
 bug: You're looking in the wrong places, man. All seagulls are assholes.
 Scoo: You look like an anthropomorphic sperm. I'm sure that's someone's fetish.
 willowsprite: Added it to #117179
 a robot: The birds could be your friends
 willowsprite: Aw. :(
 Knice: Well, at least I can edit my comments.
 Fiasco: "Probably cause I keep choking all these fuckin birds"
 Nope: True
Image 132182   09-16-16   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
352
 
 KL1NGON: I'd estimate that very few accurate calculations are performed by this processor.
 Amy Housewine: "Not yet," he said confidently; "But you just wait."
 dobbiesdoogs: nbd, you can think whatever you like
 TurdFerguson: Not solar powered either.
 willowsprite: Just in case you would leap to that conclusion.
 Cami: Just a fan.
Image 132181   09-16-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
99
 
 amyandy: Breakfast of champions
 Fiasco: Exactly how high are you..?
 A duck: Food: It's required to live!
 Wet farts: This appears to be good
Image 132180   09-16-16   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
266
 
 XLY: *Haugwards
 KL1NGON: Clever, they hide it from muggles in plain sight.
 Fiasco: @TurdFerguson Penicillus Thriceadaily! *flick*
 TurdFerguson: Definitely got warts on my hog in that alley.
Image 132179   09-16-16   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
424
 
 TurdFerguson: Hand Solo holds up Mewbacca.
Image 132178   09-16-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
508
 
 square44: What were you expecting?
 WaffleIron: Tried to look it up, then realized that 61 is not a valid number of minutes.
 Nope: It would probably have some archaeological significance
Image 132177   09-16-16   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
456
 
 KL1NGON: Is that a dog-turd on his head?
 WaffleIron: This is a picture, of a man taking a picture, with a picture.
Image 132176   09-16-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
615
 
 fanny: #137242 go back
 Bonecollector: This really is not cool.
 itskando: Lean too far in, he steals your body.
 Bob: show some respect, people
 fanny: @Teechur make sure they upload them to AG ;)
 KL1NGON: Too soon... waaaaaay too soon, man.
 Teechur: I think I shall make this my final request. My family and friends will understand.
 A duck: Why... why would you do this?
 Whatever: That's one way to get a family photo
 Cami: Casket selfie is an a$s kicking offence.
 Nope: That funeral place needs a better makeup artist
 whoop: That's one way to do that.....the other way is much more icky
 Knice: I think funerals are wasteful of time, effort, and expense; but this amused me.
 Ulillillia: He ded
 fanny: sweet Jesus wtf
Image 132175   09-16-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
373
 
 SpaceCow: Don't worry, most of it was old Angelfire pages nobody wanted.
 Wolfechu: McDonalds Fast Lunch? Stop the press!
 Sadbot: woah, I've got billions and billions of data on my PC! Oh, wait, just a few GB
 Air Biscuit: That child shouldent have been sticking his arm in the sharks mouth.
 DrinkMixMan: Get billions of data with this one weird trick! (Data entry people HATE them!)
 WaffleIron: Hackers steal billions of internet data, return it all captioned in impact font.
 Warrax: So, like, one small file?
 Nope: They got the 1's AND the 0's!
 a robot: Billions and billions...
 Fiasco: "...but immediately send it all back. 'What is WRONG with you people' they were reported to exclaim, between gags and sobs."
 DrinkMixMan: So THAT's where it went!
 Knice: Damn, that must be most of it!
Image 132174   09-16-16   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
340
 
 mrwiffler: @tib gubb You've ruined everything.
 tib gubb: interstellar had no cats, or dogs for that matter... probably used as food.
 willowsprite: There's a cat living in there!
 Chest Rockwell: Thanks a lot, Obama.
Image 132173   09-16-16   Uploaded by    obama
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