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216495  Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216573  deathawaits: I hated the way the media covered the victims: Christa McAuliffe and 6 anonymous others. Seemed such a disservice to them.

216460  foreversmug: @FabricMan hahaha

216565  kazzy94: Birdwatching for Rednecks?

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216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216495 sparename: A long time ago, my housemate and I both had similar snoring issues. I was diagnosed with a polyp but had a deviated septum, Ian was diagnosed with a deviated septum and had a polyp.. About to sign the waiver for my operation, the doctor was describing to me the part where he "opens a gap in the membrane, then creates a sinus-drain in the bone..", I said "You're just gonna stick an eighth-inch drill-bit up my nose".., he replied.. "Basically, yes"

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.



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Score:
257
 
 msmstud: Caption improved it.
 Knice: #36995 does not need text.
 Scoo: He ded
 Warrax: Toottorial image.
 thecraftywolf: everything about this picture is amazing
 Ulillillia: Dance fuckers are the best fuckers
 fenrisw01f: The trombone, making small animals kill themselves for over 500 years
Image 131909   09-15-16   Uploaded by    midnightmosesuk
Score:
443
 
 Mr. Shine: CHAWMP
 carpwoman: Cedar Waxwing. My favorite bird. They get drunk on berries and can't fly.
 ShoKusogi: A Jedi Padawan practicing the Force
 Wet farts: Pew pew
 FabricMan: Hadooooken!
Image 131908   09-15-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
194
 
 Beeble: Jordan later sued that kid and his family.
Image 131907   09-15-16   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
220
 
 a sedated moose: As a lifetime Floridian: rip in peace sweet prince.
 a robot: I'd rather not.
 dobbiesdoogs: "okay" -wall
 Ulillillia: @Nope same
 Nope: Touch, I remember touch Pictures came with touch A painter in my mind Tell me what you see A tourist in a dream A visitor it seems A half-forgotten song Where do I belong? Tell me what you see I need something more Kiss, suddenly alive Happiness arrive Hunger like a storm How do I begin? A room within a room A door behind a door Touch, where do you lead? I need something more Tell me what you see I need something more Home Hold on If love is the answer you're home [8x] Touch, sweet touch You've given me too much to feel Sweet touch You've almost convinced me I'm real I need something more I need something more
Image 131906   09-15-16   Uploaded by    rib
Score:
278
 
 Donut: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY WIFE, YOU BASTARDS? I'LL BURN YOUR DAMN STORE DOWN! Oh...wait...wait, you were joking. My bad.
 AverageJoe: but she said she wanted an air conditioner
Image 131905   09-15-16   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
365
 
 nerdhulk: "To whom it may concern, Gimp seems to be saving all JPEGs at 10% quality, does anyone know how I can fix that?"
 Korrok: Korrok welcomes comparisons to to that oversized Oompa-Loompa. I got him beat in almost every category; I'm bigger, smarter, richer, more self-absorbed, better at running a business, and have far better taste in steak, booze, and women. The only thing Trump has on yours truly is pigment, bigotry, and and bodily insecurity.
 ShoKusogi: Cthulhu doesn't practice politics...He'll just open the gate for the *real* horrors to consume everything. On second thought, that's whats politics is all about anyway.
 Ukulelemike: @jochenau if he just combed it back...
 jochenau: Cthulhu just wishes he had hair that nice.
 Peter Pantsless: Still no @Korrok
Image 131904   09-15-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
260
 
 Donut: Woooooooooman...WOOOOOOOOOOOMAN!
 Dunky Luker: "So do you all have eyeball dicks, or like, what?"
 Skinr: nice Residents cover band
 Peter Pantsless: Illuminati debunked
Image 131903   09-15-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
128
 
 Headoftheclass: First World problems...
 a robot: Maybe try mentioning your allergy while you're ordering, to limit the number of times you might have to send food back. For fuck's sake.
 Penultimate Grunongo: @A duck My great aunt is allergic to alliums, so it's a real, if uncommon, thing. It doesn't trigger anaphylaxis, just saying cramps and blood shits. Anyway, I'll be your winter for this evening, so let me know if you need anything.
 jochenau: If they screw it up, you just stare them down as you take a bite, your gaze unwavering as anaphylaxis sets in. Maintain eye contact as you draw your now-$600 epi-pen and spear yourself in the thigh.
 A duck: Is he actually allergic? Or is he just a big crybaby?
 WaffleIron: This is the worst dating profile I've read yet.
Image 131902   09-15-16   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
344
 
 AverageJoe: that's dangerous, he could stab himself
 hearsegirl: Doggo has a heart on.
 jochenau: Okay I guess *some* jowly dogs can be allowed to exist.
 A duck: The Rancor from Star Wars is trying to improve its image...
 KL1NGON: She was stunning in the 80's, what she looks like today is amazing!
Image 131901   09-15-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
225
 
 Skinr: What kind of magic spell to use
 tiffany: but I still woul d.
 Rorel: Manhunt wasn't really that bad of a game. I think it was just the premise that people hated.
Image 131900   09-15-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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