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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.



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Score:
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 msmstud: Caption improved it.
 Knice: #36995 does not need text.
 Scoo: He ded
 Warrax: Toottorial image.
 thecraftywolf: everything about this picture is amazing
 Ulillillia: Dance fuckers are the best fuckers
 fenrisw01f: The trombone, making small animals kill themselves for over 500 years
Image 131909   09-15-16   Uploaded by    midnightmosesuk
Score:
443
 
 Mr. Shine: CHAWMP
 Fullhouse: Cedar Waxwing. My favorite bird. They get drunk on berries and can't fly.
 ShoKusogi: A Jedi Padawan practicing the Force
 Wet farts: Pew pew
 FabricMan: Hadooooken!
Image 131908   09-15-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
194
 
 Beeble: Jordan later sued that kid and his family.
Image 131907   09-15-16   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
220
 
 a sedated moose: As a lifetime Floridian: rip in peace sweet prince.
 a robot: I'd rather not.
 dobbiesdoogs: "okay" -wall
 Ulillillia: @Nope same
 Nope: Touch, I remember touch Pictures came with touch A painter in my mind Tell me what you see A tourist in a dream A visitor it seems A half-forgotten song Where do I belong? Tell me what you see I need something more Kiss, suddenly alive Happiness arrive Hunger like a storm How do I begin? A room within a room A door behind a door Touch, where do you lead? I need something more Tell me what you see I need something more Home Hold on If love is the answer you're home [8x] Touch, sweet touch You've given me too much to feel Sweet touch You've almost convinced me I'm real I need something more I need something more
Image 131906   09-15-16   Uploaded by    rib
Score:
278
 
 Donut: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY WIFE, YOU BASTARDS? I'LL BURN YOUR DAMN STORE DOWN! Oh...wait...wait, you were joking. My bad.
 AverageJoe: but she said she wanted an air conditioner
Image 131905   09-15-16   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
365
 
 nerdhulk: "To whom it may concern, Gimp seems to be saving all JPEGs at 10% quality, does anyone know how I can fix that?"
 Korrok: Korrok welcomes comparisons to to that oversized Oompa-Loompa. I got him beat in almost every category; I'm bigger, smarter, richer, more self-absorbed, better at running a business, and have far better taste in steak, booze, and women. The only thing Trump has on yours truly is pigment, bigotry, and and bodily insecurity.
 ShoKusogi: Cthulhu doesn't practice politics...He'll just open the gate for the *real* horrors to consume everything. On second thought, that's whats politics is all about anyway.
 Ukulelemike: @jochenau if he just combed it back...
 Salvador Molly: Cthulhu just wishes he had hair that nice.
 Peter Pantsless: Still no @Korrok
Image 131904   09-15-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
260
 
 Donut: Woooooooooman...WOOOOOOOOOOOMAN!
 Dunky Luker: "So do you all have eyeball dicks, or like, what?"
 Skinr: nice Residents cover band
 Peter Pantsless: Illuminati debunked
Image 131903   09-15-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
128
 
 Headoftheclass: First World problems...
 a robot: Maybe try mentioning your allergy while you're ordering, to limit the number of times you might have to send food back. For fuck's sake.
 Penultimate Grunongo: @A duck My great aunt is allergic to alliums, so it's a real, if uncommon, thing. It doesn't trigger anaphylaxis, just saying cramps and blood shits. Anyway, I'll be your winter for this evening, so let me know if you need anything.
 MikeWhiskey: If they screw it up, you just stare them down as you take a bite, your gaze unwavering as anaphylaxis sets in. Maintain eye contact as you draw your now-$600 epi-pen and spear yourself in the thigh.
 A duck: Is he actually allergic? Or is he just a big crybaby?
 WaffleIron: This is the worst dating profile I've read yet.
Image 131902   09-15-16   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
344
 
 AverageJoe: that's dangerous, he could stab himself
 hearsegirl: Doggo has a heart on.
 fink: Okay I guess *some* jowly dogs can be allowed to exist.
 A duck: The Rancor from Star Wars is trying to improve its image...
 KL1NGON: She was stunning in the 80's, what she looks like today is amazing!
Image 131901   09-15-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
225
 
 Skinr: What kind of magic spell to use
 tiffany: but I still woul d.
 Rorel: Manhunt wasn't really that bad of a game. I think it was just the premise that people hated.
Image 131900   09-15-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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