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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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6. Not A Bot
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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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 E. HONDA: meth will give you a cool dueling scar
 SpaceCow: Meth, the drug of pirates.
 Meow: we all have bad days
 Zukero: Soooo... meth gives you nicer hair ?
 Fett4life: Entering Wal-Mart on black friday. Exiting. :(
 Borkf: Meth also works as hair bleach.
 willowsprite: :(
 DarkTeddy: 1 weird trick to lose that stubborn double chin
 midnightmosesuk: It's all lies. The picture on the left was taken in 2006 and the picture on the right was taken in 2003. METH MAKES YOU YOUNGER!
 AdaMan: Meth: Go for it
 Warrax: If she had a pre-meth mugshot, things weren't exactly peachy before.
 Butcherboy: all methed up with no place to go
 KyleisBobDole: @Theta Zero I'm strong to the death cause I eats my meth!
 Urn BooUrn: @Theta Zero hemiplegia following a stroke will do that.
 WaffleIron: I am concerned that the camera and colour temperature of the lighting may have changed, thus invalidating the comparison.
 Theta Zero: Meth makes you look like Popeye, apparently
Image 131544   09-13-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
393
 
 Wolfechu: Well duh, of course the answer's NO
 wakkawakka: parse error
 ShoKusogi: But ink for your computer's printer costs more than either of those. It's even more expensive than human blood, so save money by printing everything in blood.
 luxuslurch: M-Maybe?
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur oh, i thought the vegtables only made... vegtable oil!
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit None, actually. The vegetable and animal matter that make up crude oil pre-dates the dinosaurs, according to the Google.
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur but how many dinosaurs made the oil?
 Frank herbert: @KyleisBobDole undecided
 White Rice: At least the percentages add up to 100, so I'm counting this as a win for the paper.
 Teechur: It's simple economics. There are more cows to pull milk from than there are Earths to pull oil from. So I plead the fifth. May I please have a fifth? Bourbon would be fine.
 Oh Don Piano: Considering how much more work it takes to produce gas than milk, the relative prices are kinda odd.
 bug: *votes yes*
 Fishy: RAD or BAD?
 KyleisBobDole: Why is this survey inaccurate? True or false?
Image 131543   09-13-16   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
414
 
 Kim: *cropped
 Kim: Not as funny with the picture 10 years later whack offped off
 willowsprite: Two babbies.
Image 131542   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
291
 
 PenguinBartender: irony.jpg
 a robot: Well it's "no chew" deterrent, meaning it deters "no chewing," so really it just encourages chewing.
 A duck: Well do you didn't spray some on the bottle so what do you expect?
 Whatever: Results may vary. Contact a vet if the child chews your arm off
 Rorel: It deterred them from chewing any further, at least.
 Psymon: You had one job, spray bottle...
Image 131541   09-13-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
300
 
 ShoKusogi: That's why it's good to be king...You have Minions doing everything for you
 Zukero: Blow-up blowing a blow-up.... mind blown.
 Tiny Butt: is halloween getting too sexy for our kids?
 AverageJoe: Halloween creeps
Image 131540   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
252
 
 Mr. Shine: "It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
 whaleshark: Alliteration Plaza
 willowsprite: om nom OM NOM
 Mexico: Sir, we'll have to ask you to leave. This is a Good Example zone.
Image 131539   09-13-16   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
92
 
 oregon man: Came here to post that @Skaalar
 a spider plan: photoshopped
 Skaalar: @Butcherboy You magnificent bastard
 Noremak: Why did the sperm cross the street? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
 SkidSolo: That doesn't look like 30cm.
 WaffleIron: There's a good restaurant idea here.
 Butcherboy: spank-erchief
 Theta Zero: SOCKPUPPET NIGHT
Image 131538   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
365
 
 Mr. Lizard: And you go around advertising it? Whoa...
 Starky15: Kick the baby Ike!
Image 131537   09-13-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Image 131536 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by meh. We'll pray for you, meh.
Score:
381
 
 SpaceCow: You came to the wrong neighborhood man. We don't recognize your royalty 'round here.
 ShoKusogi: Before you can get your Happy Meal, you've got to first make the clowns happy...Time to run the gauntlet
 sparename: Remake of "The Warriors" looking a bit tame
 ping: I've just realised that they look like matches.
 hurr: RUN YOU FOOL
 ch: JOB APPLICATION: Please apply outside McDonald's, dressed as Ronal McDonald. [FX: robs nearby bank dressed as Ronald McDonald]
 Teechur: I would like to see them all climb into a Smart Car and drive off..... A cliff.
 Whatever: Technically whiteface is racism directed at Caucasians, isn't it?
 Cami: Just in time for the clown stack.
 bug: Photo taken by Colonel Sanders. ...shortly before he was found dead.
 Warrax: I believe the proper plural is "Ronalds McDonald."
 SkidSolo: You've come to the Ron neighborhood motherfucker.
 Urn BooUrn: You've come to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.
Image 131535   09-13-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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