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192452  Jennerator: Kill all humans while consuming all donuts

192408  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - if you're brave enough

192454  Jennerator: Planting a dogwood

192411  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - i badly want to know also; google search useless: AGGRONAUTS!... got anything ?

192428  wolfpk: There isn't any land there. The trees are just screwing with you.

192428  Horatio: @Mr. Shine come on, we're all adults here, we all know how jelly beans are made.

192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

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192280 trelyate: this guy lives in the same city as me, apparently.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

192340 Donut: @dangerkeith3000 I prefer Righteous Cheerleader to be honest.

192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

192311 Robespierre: An Ernie Bushmiller classic, yes, but I'd rather see his Aunt Fritzi Ritz.

192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

192284 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"

192291 Zukero: @Teechur thanks Obama

192263 duckfarts: what's the big deal? they just need to land on it when they come back

192288 SpaceCow: Jonathan Davis' message to his fans.



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 E. HONDA: meth will give you a cool dueling scar
 SpaceCow: Meth, the drug of pirates.
 Meow: we all have bad days
 Zukero: Soooo... meth gives you nicer hair ?
 Fett4life: Entering Wal-Mart on black friday. Exiting. :(
 Borkf: Meth also works as hair bleach.
 willowsprite: :(
 DarkTeddy: 1 weird trick to lose that stubborn double chin
 midnightmosesuk: It's all lies. The picture on the left was taken in 2006 and the picture on the right was taken in 2003. METH MAKES YOU YOUNGER!
 AdaMan: Meth: Go for it
 Warrax: If she had a pre-meth mugshot, things weren't exactly peachy before.
 Butcherboy: all methed up with no place to go
 KyleisBobDole: @Theta Zero I'm strong to the death cause I eats my meth!
 Urn BooUrn: @Theta Zero hemiplegia following a stroke will do that.
 WaffleIron: I am concerned that the camera and colour temperature of the lighting may have changed, thus invalidating the comparison.
 Theta Zero: Meth makes you look like Popeye, apparently
Image 131544   09-13-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
393
 
 Wolfechu: Well duh, of course the answer's NO
 wakkawakka: parse error
 ShoKusogi: But ink for your computer's printer costs more than either of those. It's even more expensive than human blood, so save money by printing everything in blood.
 luxuslurch: M-Maybe?
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur oh, i thought the vegtables only made... vegtable oil!
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit None, actually. The vegetable and animal matter that make up crude oil pre-dates the dinosaurs, according to the Google.
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur but how many dinosaurs made the oil?
 Frank herbert: @KyleisBobDole undecided
 White Rice: At least the percentages add up to 100, so I'm counting this as a win for the paper.
 Teechur: It's simple economics. There are more cows to pull milk from than there are Earths to pull oil from. So I plead the fifth. May I please have a fifth? Bourbon would be fine.
 jochenau: Considering how much more work it takes to produce gas than milk, the relative prices are kinda odd.
 bug: *votes yes*
 Fishy: RAD or BAD?
 KyleisBobDole: Why is this survey inaccurate? True or false?
Image 131543   09-13-16   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
414
 
 Kim: *cropped
 Kim: Not as funny with the picture 10 years later whack offped off
 willowsprite: Two babbies.
Image 131542   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
291
 
 PenguinBartender: irony.jpg
 a robot: Well it's "no chew" deterrent, meaning it deters "no chewing," so really it just encourages chewing.
 A duck: Well do you didn't spray some on the bottle so what do you expect?
 Whatever: Results may vary. Contact a vet if the child chews your arm off
 Rorel: It deterred them from chewing any further, at least.
 Psymon: You had one job, spray bottle...
Image 131541   09-13-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
300
 
 ShoKusogi: That's why it's good to be king...You have Minions doing everything for you
 Zukero: Blow-up blowing a blow-up.... mind blown.
 ignatz: is halloween getting too sexy for our kids?
 AverageJoe: Halloween creeps
Image 131540   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
252
 
 Mr. Shine: "It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
 whaleshark: Alliteration Plaza
 willowsprite: om nom OM NOM
 Mexico: Sir, we'll have to ask you to leave. This is a Good Example zone.
Image 131539   09-13-16   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
92
 
 oregon man: Came here to post that @Skaalar
 a spider plan: photoshopped
 Skaalar: @Butcherboy You magnificent bastard
 Noremak: Why did the sperm cross the street? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
 SkidSolo: That doesn't look like 30cm.
 WaffleIron: There's a good restaurant idea here.
 Butcherboy: spank-erchief
 Theta Zero: SOCKPUPPET NIGHT
Image 131538   09-13-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
365
 
 Mr. Lizard: And you go around advertising it? Whoa...
 Starky15: Kick the baby Ike!
Image 131537   09-13-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Image 131536 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by meh. Boo, meh.
Score:
381
 
 SpaceCow: You came to the wrong neighborhood man. We don't recognize your royalty 'round here.
 ShoKusogi: Before you can get your Happy Meal, you've got to first make the clowns happy...Time to run the gauntlet
 sparename: Remake of "The Warriors" looking a bit tame
 ping: I've just realised that they look like matches.
 hurr: RUN YOU FOOL
 ch: JOB APPLICATION: Please apply outside McDonald's, dressed as Ronal McDonald. [FX: robs nearby bank dressed as Ronald McDonald]
 Teechur: I would like to see them all climb into a Smart Car and drive off..... A cliff.
 Whatever: Technically whiteface is racism directed at Caucasians, isn't it?
 Cami: Just in time for the clown stack.
 bug: Photo taken by Colonel Sanders. ...shortly before he was found dead.
 Warrax: I believe the proper plural is "Ronalds McDonald."
 SkidSolo: You've come to the Ron neighborhood motherfucker.
 Urn BooUrn: You've come to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.
Image 131535   09-13-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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