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272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

272581  a robot: stop getting naked in front of your pets

272591  a robot: Just got up from the couch in #272593

272595  a robot: Cat at bottom left just isn't a team player

272600  a robot: @Peter Pantsless The eternal struggle

272603  Peter Pantsless: I'll bet it smells great on Titan. Also, obligatory space rad

272589  Amy Housewine: For an extra premium, you can have the complicated wank package.

272603  wolfpk: Light a match on Titan!

272596  Psymon: Most expensive ping pong table ever

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

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Score:
557
 
 midnightmosesuk: He's so poor he can't even afford to draw imaginary shoes on his imaginary feet.
 AutoDisaster: Developing world is in serious need of better augmented reality.
 sparename: @Trick Question And also the unexploded cluster bomblets that look like aid packages BUT also not forgetting that in some countries parents chop parts off their kids to make them more productive beggars
 Wet farts: LOL (loss of legs)
 Joseph: Some funky hair drawn on the back wall this would make this a lot less sad.
 willowsprite: :(
 Trick Question: it's great how America continues even today to defy the rest of the world by supporting the use of landmines in war -- and by 'great' I mean 'sometimes I feel guilty for living in this country even though I love it'
 DrinkMixMan: A Farewell to Legs
 DrinkMixMan: Come on, kid pull yourself up by your bootstra-- oh.
 SomeCanadian: Holy crap that's depressing
 Peter Pantsless: That's the saddest thing I've seen in a while. #117179 :(
 Chest Rockwell: I would have drawn some cool robot legs.
 Nope: @Arthur Dent Eh, you think hed draw himself in a more comfortable position.
 Arthur Dent: No words, a gut wrenching photo...
Image 130857   09-10-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
805
 
 sparename: "3-2-1 #152810 you're back in the room"
 midnightmosesuk: Up until that point she was drawing chalk outlines of her nose on the wall.
 Teechur: With that kind of box, she was probably expecting something to slip her finger into. Well, she shouldn't be disappointed.
 Ulillillia: Real-life anime girl
 Amy Housewine: "Ee stole me 'ooter!"
 Mac: I'm a smut-peddling monster. What do I care what you think?
 Trick Question: It was the most powerful got-your-nose play in history.
 Trick Question: @a robot So there is a LOWER horn, then?
 Arthur Dent: @a robot not on every planet...
 a robot: The human horn trade is illegal you know
 Mad Collager: It's a modest pronosal.
 SomeCanadian: People who do prostheses are awesome. Humour aside
 guest: by dose
 Lestrange: Ha ha ha this is awesome
Image 130856   09-10-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
161
 
 Warrax: I guess you had to be there.
 tea: 487 Waifu posters,, 328 anime DVDs, 249 rounds ammo, 70 Hard Drives full of pron, 8 bodies in freezer, 1 Waifu pillow, 0 times that window"s been open.
 whoop: Don't tell me what to....what?
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless Wait...I've been doing cympathetic wrong this whole time?!
 willowsprite: @Nope yeah, just be your all-natural self...oh...
 Amy Housewine: One weird trick for cylindrical tits.
 Peter Pantsless: @Nope It's hard to be cynical and empathetic at the same time, no?
 Nope: Says the girl with 5 lbs of makeup.. Ohhhhhhhhhhh I went there.. Take that girl who's probably nice enough...
Image 130855   09-10-16   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
551
 
 Trick Question: Ah, essence of Gelfling!
 SomeCanadian: Ann Coulter go home. You're too horrible.
 guest: this is me
 SoyUnPerdedor: "welcome to my humble abode"-Hieronymus Bosch
 Firm Buttocks: Who will buy my lovely Metz?
Image 130854   09-10-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
407
 
 trelyate: Dominic, you rat?
 Back Door Dan: Bandanna on bald head means cancer.
 Knice: Change dot org, you rat!!
 SomeCanadian: 'Ahhhh!!!! There are spicy boys in my underwear!!! It's not as nice as you would think!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!'
 tamarindo: Wacky.
 Lestrange: Spicy boys *chuckles*
Image 130853   09-10-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
253
 
 Ulillillia: Is that supposed to say Larry? Or is someone actually named Lorry, like a British truck?
 Trick Question: "Yes, Darlene? We need to talk."
 SomeCanadian: Darlene and Larry sound like a fun couple
 SomeCanadian: Darlene and Larry sound like a fun couple
 Slowpoke: Keming is important!
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless Especially Larry
 Peter Pantsless: Do not take rides from the coaches
 twisty: It's the Anal Countdown!
Image 130852   09-10-16   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
450
 
 Warrax: It's okay, they have way fewer hitpoints than the regular ones.
 Headoftheclass: Can't whack off what you can't see
 Skaalar: The only thing scarier than a spider..... The dreaded wizard spider...
 sassysass: You're a wizard, Hairy!
 willowsprite: @Trick Question cant even see
 Trick Question: You are indeed correct, I shall not pass. I shall not even come close.
 SomeCanadian: NOPE SHALL PASS!!!
 Nope: I am the spider king!
 1979: @a robot - if memory serves, I believe that's a Nope Wizard
 a robot: So you have a pet spider that you like to play dress-up with, and you also can't crop screenshots from your phone. Both of these things are bad.
Image 130851   09-10-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
481
 
 San DoDo: @Arthur Dent well said :) thank you
 Arthur Dent: @San DoDo Damn... see below:
 Arthur Dent: While it is hard for me to argue with a statue of myself... I should say that it is only artistically correct as part of the whole sculpture. That being of myself, standing on what one might call a plinth of shoes... Thus my assertion regarding the plinth still stands.
 San DoDo: @Arthur Dent The giant marble cup floats in mid air, held aloft by the Power of Art. Since it is artistically correct for the cup to be where it is, there it remains.
 Arthur Dent: @San DoDo I don't see a frame or plinth... Got to have a frame or plinth to be art... :P
 San DoDo: @Arthur Dent c'mon Arthur, it's art :)
 Trick Question: @Skaalar that second one was intentional
 Skaalar: @Trick Question Honest mistake, don't worry
 Trick Question: @Skaalar Crap, I accidentally rad voted your comment because of its length. But no, I haven't. I don't actually comment that much, I just do it in bursts. I'm in my bedroom working and drinking Mountain Dew, mainly.
 Skaalar: @Trick Question Have you been in a basement, drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes for 12 hours?
 Trick Question: "...down by the river."
 Lestrange: Parked her like a boss!
 Arthur Dent: @San DoDo Friction...?
 Peter Pantsless: Reminds me of the barbecue place they made out of an old trolley back home. They spelled it "trolly" on the sign, but it was good stuff and they gave discounts to locals
 San DoDo: @Arthur Dent what's holding it there?
 Arthur Dent: It will fit i tell you.... ok... maybe not...
Image 130850   09-10-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
382
 
 NoOneImportant: @funy speling same here
 Uytob: me irl
 Trick Question: In retrospect, teaching children to roll their poop around in giant balls wasn't the best homeschool alternative for foundational literacy.
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax @Arthur Denti keep my young in a gigantic dung ball behind me too. The courts aren't keen on it, but it takes courage to be a good dad.
 Mad Collager: Don't knock it. He's going to be fluent in Scarabic!
 Lestrange: Is he off to Spain or is he painting a pain-ting?
 Minnesotan: This kid didn't learn shit about painting at home, clearly. Maybe send him to a school.
 funy speling: Clature
 Arthur Dent: That little fellow linked to the god Khepri was sacred in ancient Egypt... Dont doubt the Scarab... or the sun may note rise in the morning.
 Warrax: A wise man doesn't undervalue the life lessons of the humble dung beetle.
Image 130849   09-10-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
443
 
 Lestrange: I Am Death Incarnate...
 redmonkey3: Hail Devourer of Worlds!
 a robot: Friend of #96438
Image 130848   09-10-16   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
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