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272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Score:
134
 
 a robot: Posing next to a dead animal is always gonna get a bad from me
 willowsprite: Oh, Hammie, you're hilarious!
 Bonecollector: @sparename And all movies are true.
 Peter Pantsless: And a jawesome evening was had by all
 Micro Jackson: Nice stubby, eh?
 ieremia: Shark got hammered.
 Christina: @sparename Especially after they're already dead. :(
 SomeCanadian: Poor shark.
 sparename: Luckily, sharks don't get cancer
 Borkf: He ded
 Agamemnon Triforce: ZOINKS!
Image 130405   09-08-16   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
548
 
 Bluetocracy: Typical boys, shirking their duties because they're off distracted by...
 Micro Jackson: Dog is cat now!
 Christina: Pay respects to the official mauser.
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Commandant Meonikov later had the one out of uniform killed.
 SomeCanadian: Don't laugh. That cat is the Commandant of the Western Russian Fleet.
Image 130404   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Image 130403 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by A duck. Your image was bad, A duck.
Score:
361
 
 XLY: We are descended from animes?
 hearsegirl: What do your elven eyes tell you?
 runny999: When you're high af and it's Volcano Day
 Agamemnon Triforce: @PrimeValkyrie I have seen that.
 PrimeValkyrie: That moment when you are 5 and happen to see grandma getting out of the shower.
 San DoDo: @Side Boob googly eyes alpha version, didn't really take off
 Disembodiedfoot: Ancient Anime: Coming soon to the History channel
 Side Boob: @San DoDo if only they were googly
 San DoDo: My, what BIG eyes you have
Image 130402   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
302
 
 HighCactus: Agreed @Knice
 Shay: @Fishy Actually that was from The Chris Rock Show.
 msmstud: Remembering the SNL commercial, "Ni---- Please".
 Fishy: I miss Chapelle show.
 Noremak: "Fuck off."
 jeffrey: Chappelle's Show did it better
 Donut: This. *holds up box* It's actually quite tasty. Do you want a bowl?
 Sadbot: Growing up and absorbing baby boomer "comedy" like this, I came to the conclusion that nobody from that generation had a happy marriage
 Knice: By being unobservant? Or by having a nicer rack than your wife?
Image 130401   09-08-16   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Image 130400 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by east bay. We'll pray for you, east bay.
Score:
1180
 
 Korrok: Coooooooool!
 Flirb Dampumple: FORE!!!
 Sadbot: SETI instructions unclear, moon now stuck in dish
 Firm Buttocks: TV-am copyright 1983
 a sedated moose: SUPER BALL-IN-A-CUP
 tamarindo: Brought a dish of cheese big enough for everyone at this here party.
 Knice: Oh shit, Moon is looking at our texting history. We're going to have some tough questions to answer
Image 130399   09-08-16   Uploaded by    5 Headed Snake God
Image 130398 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soviette. We'll pray for you, Soviette.
Score:
588
 
 Bert Bertbert: Meat me in my dreams
 Murdertaco: Confirmed real.
 cmd: Odin Quincanon's summer home
 flatluigi: I'm more of a Noh buff myself.
 hearsegirl: think of the mosquitos...
 SomeCanadian: This is what unsustainable food and argicultural subsidies gets you.
 Side Boob: Where is this magical land?
 Donut: Bay of Processed Pigs
 dorian: Privileged kids, now bandwagon jumpers
 Supermansbrother: The chop suey meat holding up the hams looks unstable.
 duckfarts: breakfast is gonna be of epic proportions
 Otterman: Meatzilla
 fumbduck: I never dreamed that I'd meat somebody like you
 sparename: That lake isn't wine
Image 130397   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
435
 
 willowsprite: Letting your kid get that fat is abusive and setting them up for major health problems in the future.
 hearsegirl: drove 3 extra blocks to give him some exercise
 pastme: Hey Kid.. get off my rug!
 petepuma: size 62 waist
 highdra: "Crap, Bobby's coming, get the towel!"
 NoRagrets: We're all on a watchlist now.
 rennis938: Dare to dream
 fanny: should we be looking at this? I don't think we should be looking at this.
 Turts: Well his mom is smart enough to not let him ruin his clothes at least
 Side Boob: Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!
 San DoDo: I ragret nothing
 harpooneer: @a sedated moose Christ I hope so.
 duckfarts: Good Humor, Bad Diet
 a sedated moose: Does that kid have a sweet mullet?
 Firm Buttocks: The Good Humor man he sees everything like this
 rennis938: Dare to dream
 WTF: Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
 Knice: Exhibit B.
Image 130396   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
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