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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!



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Score:
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 Knice: Return Flight: #133308
 Micro Jackson: Exhibit A, your honor.
 duckfarts: what did that poor butt ever do to you
 Borkf: @fanny I hear he's a proctologist these days.
 Relp: what the fucking shit
 Christina: @fanny ...nor in his butt (unless he wants it).
 Trick Question: I play Beat the Butt with my Dad 300+300 times. --Love, Madison Help
 Fiasco: Keep it friendly, folks
 crudites: Also, lets see if we can guess from the comments who was breastfed by their dad.
 crudites: Graded for content.....everybody buckle up for the backlash
 fanny: I don't think @Mr. Butt likes to be beat. maybe he does, I shouldn't put words in his mouth.
 Christina: @Eleftheros I was trying to make a joke, now all that is left is your answer. I'm going back home, I don't want to play anymore.
 Eleftheros: @Christina because you're graded for content, not spamming
 SomeCanadian: BEATINGS!
 Fiasco: @Knice I laughed pretty loud at this
 runny999: Sounds like his favorite food needs to be pepper spray instead.
 Knice: Exhibit A
Image 130377   09-08-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
243
 
 SpaceCow: OMG, failure to whack off.
 Scoo: Ermehgerd, Curps
 elahabdh: omg a ticket magnet
 Christina: Resistance is fultile!
 petepuma: rolling probable cause
 firesoup: Traffic ticket? Call 1-800-WTF-POPO.
 illBilliam: The pull over mobile
 Knice: lol random search
Image 130376   09-08-16   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Image 130375 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by White Male. We'll pray for you, White Male.
Score:
544
 
 Micro Jackson: Dog will kill you in sleep is promise he make
 John Singapore: WE GOT THE REFERENCE without the little picture, thanks.
 VoR: Ride long and proper
 sporky: Not a fan of Star Trek.
 Christina: @jochenau The pupper is not so ugly.
 Wumph Morms: I wouldn't have known what they were going for if not for that inset. Thanks, tiny picture!
 Knice: Don't dress your pets. Look at this poor guy. He begs for soft-focus and 'In the Arms of an Angel' to be playing. :-(
Image 130374   09-08-16   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
862
 
 tib gubb: this little girl is confused. i think she means "birbs"
 gary: Me too little person, me too.
 Micro Jackson: Kid has it all figured ou already
 tib gubb: damn millenials
 luxuslurch: @Ulillillia Yeah, one day she's gonna spend all her money on fast cars and birds and squander the rest
 Ulillillia: She's British
 Christina: I like birds too.
 entropy: I like adults who don't ask small children strange questions!
 Trick Question: Netflixsexual makes sense to me.
 Supermansbrother: Birdroliker.
 scribbs: Second!
Image 130373   09-08-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
432
 
 My swamp: I finally know how cars are made!
 S R N: cold as Luck. Ha Ha very funny
 msmstud: Put down kitty litter for the afterbirth!
 duckfarts: there's an rc car in that, and a hot wheels in that, and a micro machines in that
 Slowpoke: Yes, very good, but are you carrying a spare spare? And where's that purple ape, anyway?
 Skaalar: I feel a little sick now that I have witnessed this.
 Cami: @Scoo I can't believe it took until the 8th comment for that reference to be made for this picture.
 Scoo: Yo Dawg
 Christina: It's a sedan!
 Off Topic: Meanwhile in Russia...
 Mr. Lizard: @scribbs Does it involve the jaws of life?
 scribbs: @Firm Buttocks You do NOT want to see what an auto-C-section looks like.
 Firm Buttocks: How cars are born
 VoR: Is this like a spare tyre?
 grandma: It's RangeRovers all the way down..
Image 130372   09-08-16   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
242
 
 Wolfechu: Blanket apparently made of dollar bills
 duckfarts: @TFChicken ...that you set on fire; your flesh provides the fuel to keep you warm
 hajjpodge: MOTHERFUCKIN' WARMZONE
 Urn BooUrn: @TFChicken except more expensive.
 Seven Eight Nine: Lose a round, die of alcohol poisoning.
 Vivian: Also available: CoolZone(r) Throw, a non-electric invisible throw that radiates away your body heat.
 Mad Collager: I've heard of edible underwear, but chocolate blankets?
 TFChicken: So, a blanket then...
 Firm Buttocks: We can't go on like this
 Fugative: Wait is that an add for a ray gun to the left?
 fishing: Technology so advanced, it's like magic.
Image 130371   09-08-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
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 Sadbot: I bet this gentleman can tell you all about ViolentAcrez and why it's sad r/jailbait isn't around
 Christina: not so social.
 beyardo: Well it *is* only 1:30pm. Most stormfrontors aren't even up yet...
 VoR: Room for one more in the friendly spaceship..
Image 130370   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Brain
Image 130369 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Troll. You have brought shame on us, Troll.
Score:
147
 
 tib gubb: literally praising the guy who comes in and does a half-assed job every day. go capitalism!
 duckfarts: at least Rinna has the guts to sign her work
 Skaalar: @Borkf Exactly. It makes you a terrorist.
 Sadbot: Just to spite some dank memelord, I'm going to work hard, right into an early grave. Just like my dad and grandpa. America!
 AdaMan: The not funny guy would've done better if he wrote that text in Impact over a picture
 PrimeValkyrie: I don't always argue, but when I do, it's in extreme slow motion via the written word posted to an actual, physical wall.
 Firm Buttocks: All of you shut up
 Borkf: Who ever did this, stealing a thing from the internet and sticking it to a wall does not make you funny.
Image 130368   09-08-16   Uploaded by    peeper
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