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249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

249375  Himesama: Too soon!

249377  Himesama: Maru's great grandpa

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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Score:
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 Knice: Return Flight: #133308
 Micro Jackson: Exhibit A, your honor.
 duckfarts: what did that poor butt ever do to you
 Borkf: @fanny I hear he's a proctologist these days.
 Relp: what the fucking shit
 Christina: @fanny ...nor in his butt (unless he wants it).
 Trick Question: I play Beat the Butt with my Dad 300+300 times. --Love, Madison Help
 Fiasco: Keep it friendly, folks
 crudites: Also, lets see if we can guess from the comments who was breastfed by their dad.
 crudites: Graded for content.....everybody buckle up for the backlash
 fanny: I don't think @Mr. Butt likes to be beat. maybe he does, I shouldn't put words in his mouth.
 Christina: @Eleftheros I was trying to make a joke, now all that is left is your answer. I'm going back home, I don't want to play anymore.
 Eleftheros: @Christina because you're graded for content, not spamming
 SomeCanadian: BEATINGS!
 Fiasco: @Knice I laughed pretty loud at this
 jochenau: Sounds like his favorite food needs to be pepper spray instead.
 Knice: Exhibit A
Image 130377   09-08-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
243
 
 SpaceCow: OMG, failure to whack off.
 Scoo: Ermehgerd, Curps
 elahabdh: omg a ticket magnet
 Christina: Resistance is fultile!
 petepuma: rolling probable cause
 jochenau: Traffic ticket? Call 1-800-WTF-POPO.
 illBilliam: The pull over mobile
 Knice: lol random search
Image 130376   09-08-16   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Image 130375 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by White Male. Your image was bad, White Male.
Score:
544
 
 Micro Jackson: Dog will kill you in sleep is promise he make
 John Singapore: WE GOT THE REFERENCE without the little picture, thanks.
 VoR: Ride long and proper
 sporky: Not a fan of Star Trek.
 Christina: @jochenau The pupper is not so ugly.
 jochenau: I wouldn't have known what they were going for if not for that inset. Thanks, tiny picture!
 Knice: Don't dress your pets. Look at this poor guy. He begs for soft-focus and 'In the Arms of an Angel' to be playing. :-(
Image 130374   09-08-16   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
862
 
 tib gubb: this little girl is confused. i think she means "birbs"
 gary: Me too little person, me too.
 Micro Jackson: Kid has it all figured ou already
 tib gubb: damn millenials
 luxuslurch: @Ulillillia Yeah, one day she's gonna spend all her money on fast cars and birds and squander the rest
 Ulillillia: She's British
 Christina: I like birds too.
 jochenau: I like adults who don't ask small children strange questions!
 Trick Question: Netflixsexual makes sense to me.
 Supermansbrother: Birdroliker.
 scribbs: Second!
Image 130373   09-08-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
432
 
 My swamp: I finally know how cars are made!
 S R N: cold as Luck. Ha Ha very funny
 msmstud: Put down kitty litter for the afterbirth!
 duckfarts: there's an rc car in that, and a hot wheels in that, and a micro machines in that
 Slowpoke: Yes, very good, but are you carrying a spare spare? And where's that purple ape, anyway?
 Skaalar: I feel a little sick now that I have witnessed this.
 Cami: @Scoo I can't believe it took until the 8th comment for that reference to be made for this picture.
 Scoo: Yo Dawg
 Christina: It's a sedan!
 Off Topic: Meanwhile in Russia...
 jochenau: @scribbs Does it involve the jaws of life?
 scribbs: @Firm Buttocks You do NOT want to see what an auto-C-section looks like.
 Firm Buttocks: How cars are born
 VoR: Is this like a spare tyre?
 ignatz: It's RangeRovers all the way down..
Image 130372   09-08-16   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
242
 
 Wolfechu: Blanket apparently made of dollar bills
 duckfarts: @TFChicken ...that you set on fire; your flesh provides the fuel to keep you warm
 hajjpodge: MOTHERFUCKIN' WARMZONE
 Urn BooUrn: @TFChicken except more expensive.
 Seven Eight Nine: Lose a round, die of alcohol poisoning.
 jochenau: Also available: CoolZone(r) Throw, a non-electric invisible throw that radiates away your body heat.
 Mad Collager: I've heard of edible underwear, but chocolate blankets?
 TFChicken: So, a blanket then...
 Firm Buttocks: We can't go on like this
 Fugative: Wait is that an add for a ray gun to the left?
 ignatz: Technology so advanced, it's like magic.
Image 130371   09-08-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
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 Sadbot: I bet this gentleman can tell you all about ViolentAcrez and why it's sad r/jailbait isn't around
 Christina: not so social.
 jochenau: Well it *is* only 1:30pm. Most stormfrontors aren't even up yet...
 VoR: Room for one more in the friendly spaceship..
Image 130370   09-08-16   Uploaded by    Brain
Image 130369 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Troll. You have brought shame on us, Troll.
Score:
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 tib gubb: literally praising the guy who comes in and does a half-assed job every day. go capitalism!
 duckfarts: at least Rinna has the guts to sign her work
 Skaalar: @Borkf Exactly. It makes you a terrorist.
 Sadbot: Just to spite some dank memelord, I'm going to work hard, right into an early grave. Just like my dad and grandpa. America!
 AdaMan: The not funny guy would've done better if he wrote that text in Impact over a picture
 PrimeValkyrie: I don't always argue, but when I do, it's in extreme slow motion via the written word posted to an actual, physical wall.
 Firm Buttocks: All of you shut up
 Borkf: Who ever did this, stealing a thing from the internet and sticking it to a wall does not make you funny.
Image 130368   09-08-16   Uploaded by    peeper
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