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182108  piranharama: Baba Yaga high tea

182090  sparename: I need radar-controlled lasers with targeting systems able to discriminate against pickles and bacon

182091  White Rice: @AlexDeLarge What about that "B"? That's a typo.

182092  White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 nice.

182100  White Rice: "Are you John Connor?"

181938  hajjpodge: "I want to die." - Wait, no that's correct.

182108  yev: the vicious circle of judgement

182108  sparename: Wait 'Til Your Grandfather Gets Home

181997  hajjpodge: Or finance @Borkf

182107  tib gubb: well color me shocked

182116  sparename: "What? Again?"

182097  enfanta: God, I hate team building.

182101  addend: Toss him the lifesaver! Trees can't swim!

182102  addend: It's a snek-snack-on-snek world.

182084  sparename: Where's Troy Tempest when you need him?

182099  sparename: Your tent is shit

182099  addend: This wake is weird.

182104  tib gubb: Cooper says what we're all thinking

182105  JohnnySalami: Well duh, everyone knows if you believe in UFOs hard enough, the Mother ship grants you a Telepathic Parasite to insert into your brain! Common knowledge people

182105  tib gubb: this is accurate

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 Horatio: @SomeCanadian Once convinced my WRT 110 teacher to spend the entire period looking up YouTube videos of exploding whales. It was a good day.
 TurkeyVulture: Whale got nuked.
 Slamajama: I guess I should have checked the deapth of the water first before trying to show off my breaching skills for the tourists, a little help here!
 Christina: The test isn't making that any better: #117179.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian They did that one time; they won't do it again. They miscalculated the safe zone and cars got crushed with chunks of whale flesh. They just cut them up now.
 SomeCanadian: Fun fact- dead beached whales are blown up with dynamite. Otherwise, they usually blow themselves up with the corpse gasses that accumulate.
 duckfarts: i want some of those pants
 duckfarts: Dishonored was a great game
 AverageJoe: @Theta Zero Thomas Edison, Hamburg - 1825
 Theta Zero: [citation needed]
Image 128914   09-01-16   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
320
 
 a robot: Gotta pet those doggos
 dobbiesdoogs: worth the pain
Image 128913   09-01-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
135
 
 Mr. Butt: I'm sure that that nonsensical pseudo-joke isn't the worst thing this frat has ever done.
 duckfarts: yeah, i'm not renting that place
 redmonkey3: Sportball confuses me...
Image 128912   09-01-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
362
 
 trelyate: your move, Zoro.
 Urchin: This guy doesn't need the block chain, offense all the time
 Slamajama: Hey, maybe you need to hone down those toenails a little, dude, seriously
 Slamajama: Hey, maybe you need to hone down those toenails a little, dude, seriously
 skillet: The rug really ties the room together.
 Borkf: While you were having premarital sex, I was mastering the foot sword.
 duckfarts: the monitor says everything
 redmonkey3: Gonna be extra super difficult to explain @ emergency room.
Image 128911   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
354
 
 uncannie: Fantastic
 Science: When you catch air and do a wicked barspin and realize there is a dead body below you
 duckfarts: did you have a Genesis? HUBBARD ALL UP IN THAT SHIT with Desert Strike (youtube.com/… ), John Madden Football (youtube.com/… ), Road Rash (youtube.com/…)
 Borkf: These don't look like "Kidz". The guy in the yellow looks like a 30-something crash test dummy.
 duckfarts: yeah, so edits don't work with links hrm
 duckfarts: @Minnesotan Ron Hubbard was also responsible for the music for Commando (youtube.com/… ), The Last V8 (youtube.com/… ), and SKATE OR DIE! (youtube.com/… )
 duckfarts: @Minnesotan THE MUSIC was by Ron Hubbard, not the game, and it's fantastic music youtube.com/…
 Minnesotan: I had this. It's a shitty Excitebike ripoff. Notable because it was made by Ron Hubbard, who had to constantly clarify he wasn't the guy who founded Scientology.
 illBilliam: It was at that moment, the BMX Kidz realized that life was just a computer simulation, within a simulation, within a simulation, within a ...
 dobbiesdoogs: all right al, i'm making another leap and OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
 twitter: Bewwy pickin'... I wan' DIS one!
Image 128910   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
308
 
 million laffs: Was it being flung?
 Backhand: It's actually DJ PON-3. Vinyl Scratch has her hoof on the heartbeat of world affairs
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo Your biological brother? Or like the Randy Savage/Hulk Hogan kind?
 duckfarts: whatever works
 redmonkey3: @Scoo - brother sounds amusing to me...
 Derp Herpigan: @ThatGuy I ate ice cream with chopsticks once.
 ThatGuy: @Scoo I'm so sorry tp hear about that...
 Scoo: My brother used to do stupid shit like this all the time
Image 128909   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
247
 
 duckfarts: this is my aisle. it was made for me.
 Cami: ...and these are just 5 of my favourite things.
 ThatGuy: @Minnesotan *MY aisle
 Minnesotan: the bachelor aisle
Image 128908   09-01-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
412
 
 scribbs: Hung out with for a couple hours at a comedy festival once. Had a great time. Cool guy :-)
 Horatio: @a robot Ashley Flippin Maddison! Really though I had always heard it was your first pet and street.
 Science: @radar racer: It's Zorro's twin brother, Bunny Wigglesworth
 a robot: My favorite John Waters quote is this one: "My porn name, if you're supposed to take your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on, would be Samuel Clark. That's not a very good porn name."
 radar racer: no idea who that is
Image 128907   09-01-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
463
 
 Side Boob: :snoop:
 ThatGuy: Dunsparce fools.
 a robot: I herd you liek Mudkips?
 Janston: Pok-izz-emon.
 illBilliam: Gotta smoke em all
Image 128906   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
432
 
 illBilliam: Was it a gravitational wave, or that 1% percent faster boot time courtesy of AVG that I felt?
Image 128905   09-01-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
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