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272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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 DrinkMixMan: God damn it, the CGI in the Star Wars remasters looks so fake
 Slamajama: There's nose rhino here
 james: Rip in peace
 Yttermayn : @a robot In a way, that guy's gf will be getting gored by a rhino.
 Horatio: At least he survived, I guess...
 Sadbot: @a robot Agreed. Doesn't China know Viagra is a thing now? It actually has an effect, dammit, and doesn't endager species
 Screech: Cool dinosaur
 a robot: @Yttermayn Fuck that guy, he deserves to be gored by a rhino
 Yttermayn : On the bright side, some guy somewhere will enjoy a firmer erection because of your sacrifice and the placebo effect.
 Christina: Sad. #117179.
 Firm Buttocks: The Saddest Rhino
Image 128319   08-29-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
114
 
 FatTigerWoods: That joke is so out of date the CDC or whomever declared that place a biohazard
 Psymon: I don't trust signs claiming freshness that are on the side of a warehouse
 Amy Housewine: Things sue have changed in West Philadelphia since he left.
 Ulillillia: $UN
 petepuma: "bad" for "eggs benny"
 Christina: He would, but with a net worth of $ 420 million, I guess he is not.
Image 128318   08-29-16   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
270
 
 Moldred: Ain't nothin wrong with ladies that lift
 sumodrsn: Jokes on you, it's in the men's room.
 Turts: I'm just confused that I wouldn't be allowed to put toilet paper in the toilet
 RiderFan: The same picture is in the mens room.
 Amy Housewine: Someone should draw a penis on the outside of it.
 willowsprite: I think that would be more annoying than funny hearing a loud buzzer every so often...
 Rorel: Apparently we can't laugh when someone's a perv. Being a perv IS funny. Looking down on them, though, is just people pretending they're better than others. When in reality, they're just hiding the fact that they masturbated to something they shouldn't have.
 a robot: That's a walk of pride, not of shame
 Christina: I would go there with my friends and we would lift the li'l white door every time.
 AverageJoe: I won't believe in gender equality until I see a male AVON salesman
 Ukulelemike: As a man, I am highly offended at the very idea of a man being used as an object and nothing more.
 champeen: Should reward you for your curiosity with a free drink voucher or something
 Mr. Butt: Hell yeah, women should be ashamed of their sexual impulses. Take the walk of shame, slutbag. Boom headshot. 420.
Image 128317   08-29-16   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
373
 
 Pizza: @Korrok Look up to the skies...
 Korrok: @Amy Housewine Open your eyes...
 Teechur: That is SOOOO 32 years ago.....
 Amy Housewine: @Pizza No escape from reality...
 Lemon Rage: why did the chickendog cross the road?
 Pizza: @Christina Caught in a landslide...
 Amy Housewine: Imagine a blue heritage plaque on a wall forever.
 Donut: Irony 101
 Christina: @Stonewyvvern ...or is it just fantasy?
 Stonewyvvern: Is this the real life...
Image 128316   08-29-16   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
140
 
 adeadcrab: @WTF its a joke
 Butcherboy: Where the left guard?
 brian greene: thats not toothpaste could be lube though!
 WTF: "Don't you just hate it when you're so tired in the morning that you accidentally squeeze fruit onto your toothbrush instead of toothpaste?" - 80's Comic Guy
 TFChicken: An apple a day...
 Thyming: Empty toothpaste for scale.
Image 128315   08-29-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
725
 
 aristocat: Half a second before the urine stream hits the camera
 tea: Okay, this is actually funny
 jslz: So does that make her a witch since she's a boat and boats are made from wood, like a duck?
 willowsprite: @Science He looks like a normal-sized guy to me...
 Science: Engine's kind of small...
 Knice: Fuck tha Coast Guard.
Image 128314   08-29-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
201
 
 jslz: I came.
 willowsprite: Northern Canadian Winter
 petepuma: and only SD cable. the horror!
 WTF: Old man winter is a real bastard!
 Christina: What a beautiful day inside!
 Rorel: Soon.
Image 128313   08-29-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
442
 
 Bob: Twue wuv...
 jslz: Your drawings for shit.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is this a metaphor for all my relationships?
 Rorel: Tell Till to quit being a creep.
Image 128312   08-29-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
238
 
 SpaceCow: Beauty of North Korea.
 celebgate: Beauty of North Korea.
 Donut: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 128311   08-29-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
653
 
 tea: mfw my dad tries to cook
 boxboxbox: this is apples
 petepuma: 6 foot 10, weighs a fucking ton. also, that left arm is freaky long.
 bug: This is what will be in our history textbooks by the year 2090.
 illBilliam: Honest Abe: I cannot fake the funk.
 Firm Buttocks: This is what happens every day in the afterlife
 Thyming: Radded just for the background Stalin.
Image 128310   08-29-16   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
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