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228480  cenecia: bone apple chompers!

228519  sparenamelaptopdied: Just another borkf in the wall

228500  2Berries: I'm smirking right back at ya!

228518  a robot: @a robot youtu.be/…

228512  barfolomew: I said hands OFF your brother.

228483  Aufziehvogel: Area over 9000

228517  barfolomew: Oh wow, that must we a great way to receive a tip.

228487  Aufziehvogel: Scorefarming

228520  El hefe: Nice hooters

228495  Aufziehvogel: Is this from Alexey Kondakov?

228518  a robot: "CATCHUP?????"

228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

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228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: God damn it, the CGI in the Star Wars remasters looks so fake
 Slamajama: There's nose rhino here
 james: Rip in peace
 Yttermayn : @a robot In a way, that guy's gf will be getting gored by a rhino.
 Horatio: At least he survived, I guess...
 Sadbot: @a robot Agreed. Doesn't China know Viagra is a thing now? It actually has an effect, dammit, and doesn't endager species
 Screech: Cool dinosaur
 a robot: @Yttermayn Fuck that guy, he deserves to be gored by a rhino
 Yttermayn : On the bright side, some guy somewhere will enjoy a firmer erection because of your sacrifice and the placebo effect.
 Christina: Sad. #117179.
 Firm Buttocks: The Saddest Rhino
Image 128319   08-29-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
114
 
 FatTigerWoods: That joke is so out of date the CDC or whomever declared that place a biohazard
 Psymon: I don't trust signs claiming freshness that are on the side of a warehouse
 Amy Housewine: Things sue have changed in West Philadelphia since he left.
 Ulillillia: $UN
 petepuma: "bad" for "eggs benny"
 Christina: He would, but with a net worth of $ 420 million, I guess he is not.
Image 128318   08-29-16   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
270
 
 Moldred: Ain't nothin wrong with ladies that lift
 sumodrsn: Jokes on you, it's in the men's room.
 Turts: I'm just confused that I wouldn't be allowed to put toilet paper in the toilet
 RiderFan: The same picture is in the mens room.
 Amy Housewine: Someone should draw a penis on the outside of it.
 willowsprite: I think that would be more annoying than funny hearing a loud buzzer every so often...
 Rorel: Apparently we can't laugh when someone's a perv. Being a perv IS funny. Looking down on them, though, is just people pretending they're better than others. When in reality, they're just hiding the fact that they masturbated to something they shouldn't have.
 a robot: That's a walk of pride, not of shame
 Christina: I would go there with my friends and we would lift the li'l white door every time.
 AverageJoe: I won't believe in gender equality until I see a male AVON salesman
 Ukulelemike: As a man, I am highly offended at the very idea of a man being used as an object and nothing more.
 Scoo: Should reward you for your curiosity with a free drink voucher or something
 Mr. Butt: Hell yeah, women should be ashamed of their sexual impulses. Take the walk of shame, slutbag. Boom headshot. 420.
Image 128317   08-29-16   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
373
 
 Pizza: @Korrok Look up to the skies...
 Korrok: @Amy Housewine Open your eyes...
 Teechur: That is SOOOO 32 years ago.....
 Amy Housewine: @Pizza No escape from reality...
 Lemon Rage: why did the chickendog cross the road?
 Pizza: @Christina Caught in a landslide...
 Amy Housewine: Imagine a blue heritage plaque on a wall forever.
 Donut: Irony 101
 Christina: @Stonewyvvern ...or is it just fantasy?
 Stonewyvvern: Is this the real life...
Image 128316   08-29-16   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
140
 
 adeadcrab: @WTF its a joke
 Butcherboy: Where the left guard?
 brian greene: thats not toothpaste could be lube though!
 WTF: "Don't you just hate it when you're so tired in the morning that you accidentally squeeze fruit onto your toothbrush instead of toothpaste?" - 80's Comic Guy
 TFChicken: An apple a day...
 Thyming: Empty toothpaste for scale.
Image 128315   08-29-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
725
 
 aristocat: Half a second before the urine stream hits the camera
 tea: Okay, this is actually funny
 jslz: So does that make her a witch since she's a boat and boats are made from wood, like a duck?
 willowsprite: @Science He looks like a normal-sized guy to me...
 Science: Engine's kind of small...
 Knice: Fuck tha Coast Guard.
Image 128314   08-29-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
201
 
 jslz: I came.
 willowsprite: Northern Canadian Winter
 petepuma: and only SD cable. the horror!
 WTF: Old man winter is a real bastard!
 Christina: What a beautiful day inside!
 Rorel: Soon.
Image 128313   08-29-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
442
 
 Bob: Twue wuv...
 jslz: Your drawings for shit.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is this a metaphor for all my relationships?
 Rorel: Tell Till to quit being a creep.
Image 128312   08-29-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
238
 
 SpaceCow: Don't let the Cougars talk you into playing Mousetrap, that shit never works right.
 celebgate: Almost unfunny
 Donut: Knapp's Keys To The Game: Phrasing!
Image 128311   08-29-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
653
 
 tea: mfw my dad tries to cook
 boxboxbox: this is apples
 petepuma: 6 foot 10, weighs a fucking ton. also, that left arm is freaky long.
 bug: This is what will be in our history textbooks by the year 2090.
 illBilliam: Honest Abe: I cannot fake the funk.
 Firm Buttocks: This is what happens every day in the afterlife
 Thyming: Radded just for the background Stalin.
Image 128310   08-29-16   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
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