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215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

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2. Ulillillia
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4. Felicity
5. Robespierre
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215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show



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10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
14. wooden boy: 1171 points
15. Morpen Lungus: 1155 points
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 DrinkMixMan: God damn it, the CGI in the Star Wars remasters looks so fake
 Slamajama: There's nose rhino here
 james: Rip in peace
 Yttermayn : @a robot In a way, that guy's gf will be getting gored by a rhino.
 Horatio: At least he survived, I guess...
 Sadbot: @a robot Agreed. Doesn't China know Viagra is a thing now? It actually has an effect, dammit, and doesn't endager species
 Screech: Cool dinosaur
 a robot: @Yttermayn Fuck that guy, he deserves to be gored by a rhino
 Yttermayn : On the bright side, some guy somewhere will enjoy a firmer erection because of your sacrifice and the placebo effect.
 Christina: Sad. #117179.
 Firm Buttocks: The Saddest Rhino
Image 128319   08-29-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
114
 
 FatTigerWoods: That joke is so out of date the CDC or whomever declared that place a biohazard
 Psymon: I don't trust signs claiming freshness that are on the side of a warehouse
 Amy Housewine: Things sue have changed in West Philadelphia since he left.
 Ulillillia: $UN
 petepuma: "bad" for "eggs benny"
 Christina: He would, but with a net worth of $ 420 million, I guess he is not.
Image 128318   08-29-16   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
270
 
 Moldred: Ain't nothin wrong with ladies that lift
 sumodrsn: Jokes on you, it's in the men's room.
 Turts: I'm just confused that I wouldn't be allowed to put toilet paper in the toilet
 RiderFan: The same picture is in the mens room.
 Amy Housewine: Someone should draw a penis on the outside of it.
 willowsprite: I think that would be more annoying than funny hearing a loud buzzer every so often...
 Rorel: Apparently we can't laugh when someone's a perv. Being a perv IS funny. Looking down on them, though, is just people pretending they're better than others. When in reality, they're just hiding the fact that they masturbated to something they shouldn't have.
 a robot: That's a walk of pride, not of shame
 Christina: I would go there with my friends and we would lift the li'l white door every time.
 AverageJoe: I won't believe in gender equality until I see a male AVON salesman
 Ukulelemike: As a man, I am highly offended at the very idea of a man being used as an object and nothing more.
 Scoo: Should reward you for your curiosity with a free drink voucher or something
 Mr. Butt: Hell yeah, women should be ashamed of their sexual impulses. Take the walk of shame, slutbag. Boom headshot. 420.
Image 128317   08-29-16   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
373
 
 Pizza: @Korrok Look up to the skies...
 Korrok: @Amy Housewine Open your eyes...
 Teechur: That is SOOOO 32 years ago.....
 Amy Housewine: @Pizza No escape from reality...
 Lemon Rage: why did the chickendog cross the road?
 Pizza: @Christina Caught in a landslide...
 Amy Housewine: Imagine a blue heritage plaque on a wall forever.
 Donut: Irony 101
 Christina: @Stonewyvvern ...or is it just fantasy?
 Stonewyvvern: Is this the real life...
Image 128316   08-29-16   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
140
 
 adeadcrab: @WTF its a joke
 Butcherboy: Where the left guard?
 brian greene: thats not toothpaste could be lube though!
 WTF: "Don't you just hate it when you're so tired in the morning that you accidentally squeeze fruit onto your toothbrush instead of toothpaste?" - 80's Comic Guy
 TFChicken: An apple a day...
 Thyming: Empty toothpaste for scale.
Image 128315   08-29-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
725
 
 aristocat: Half a second before the urine stream hits the camera
 tea: Okay, this is actually funny
 jslz: So does that make her a witch since she's a boat and boats are made from wood, like a duck?
 willowsprite: @Science He looks like a normal-sized guy to me...
 Science: Engine's kind of small...
 Knice: Fuck tha Coast Guard.
Image 128314   08-29-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
201
 
 jslz: I came.
 willowsprite: Northern Canadian Winter
 petepuma: and only SD cable. the horror!
 WTF: Old man winter is a real bastard!
 Christina: What a beautiful day inside!
 Rorel: Soon.
Image 128313   08-29-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
442
 
 Bob: Twue wuv...
 jslz: Your drawings for shit.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is this a metaphor for all my relationships?
 Rorel: Tell Till to quit being a creep.
Image 128312   08-29-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
238
 
 SpaceCow: Don't let the Cougars talk you into playing Mousetrap, that shit never works right.
 celebgate: Almost unfunny
 Donut: Knapp's Keys To The Game: Phrasing!
Image 128311   08-29-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
653
 
 tea: mfw my dad tries to cook
 boxboxbox: this is apples
 petepuma: 6 foot 10, weighs a fucking ton. also, that left arm is freaky long.
 bug: This is what will be in our history textbooks by the year 2090.
 illBilliam: Honest Abe: I cannot fake the funk.
 Firm Buttocks: This is what happens every day in the afterlife
 Thyming: Radded just for the background Stalin.
Image 128310   08-29-16   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
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