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228265  BavidDowie: It burns when I pee

228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228190 duckfarts: that's some pig

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!



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Ulillillia uploaded 227881 (921 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 227871 (914 points)
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Pikachu uploaded 227910 (885 points)
nathan uploaded 227775 (867 points)
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 6. Not A Bot: 3316 points
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11. mackdaddy: 1756 points
12. AFanOfSprite: 1751 points
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Score:
156
 
 Ment Thorp: Fun fact: we do make the truck backing up sound before taking a dump in a mouse grave. The more you meow!
 SomeCanadian: Your dog looks sick.
Image 128203   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Minx
Score:
351
 
 Mitchell: The females take blood meals, so clearly, she was never your "Bro".
 Taters: me also @Air Biscuit
 John Singapore: That was almost pretty good
 Air Biscuit: Do not be thrown of by the nuzzling. Mosquitoes are never your friends.
 guest: @WaffleIron looks more like extrafabulous than oatmeal i think
 WaffleIron: This oatmeal is dark, by oatmeal standards.
 mwoody: This is the plot of most vampire movies.
Image 128202   08-28-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
216
 
 jslz: This is what happens when the Users win in Reboot.
 WaffleIron: We were somewhere around Minneapolis on the edge of the lake when the drugs began to take hold.
 Frank herbert: Ah yes. Porno in the 90s
 MC Delta T: Jul-Aug is extreme High-level bastardry
Image 128201   08-28-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Image 128200 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bag o bones. We'll pray for you, bag o bones.
Score:
362
 
 duckfarts: that baby's name? alstein einbert
 Peter Pantsless: Emcee Squared is my hip-hop name
Image 128199   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
876
 
 Mitchell: @WaffleIron Bleeding Gums Murphyyyy!
 Magma Safe: This Fallout mod is super dated
 Extreme Locorito: Sure... why not
 WaffleIron: [CARELESS WHISPER SAX SOLO]
 tib gubb: now i want a musical sarcophagus
 kinggheedra: Gritty simpsons.
Image 128198   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
540
 
 SpaceCow: Borkf! Wizard needs food, badly! Borkf, borkf!
 cishet: Eating on the clock. Not even gonna reach for their waistbands to pay.
 Frank herbert: Grey wizard shot the food
 SomeCanadian: You shall not borkf!
 Scoo: Gandoglf
Image 128197   08-28-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
460
 
 NuclearWinter: @hex0 maybe the turtle won the race then
 hex0: @NuclearWinter I thought they were called turtles?
 guest: my fingers were always fine, idk if you broke a finger it's your fault
 Uncle Phil: Fuck you Gym Teacher, it's Gym Class.
 NuclearWinter: @statistscanfuckoff Roller Racer!
 Air Biscuit: No, you hold your hands inside the handguards on the model pictured so nobody gets smashed fingers and the teachers wont take them away the first time someone is a crybaby!!
 statistscanfuckoff: I like the other things better...where you wiggle the bar back and forth to make it go? Fuck that was so long ago I barely remember what I'm talking about.
 WaffleIron: It was an unreal day when you only broke your finger.
 carpwoman: We didn't have handles and ours were made of wood. Kids these days have it so easy.
Image 128196   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
187
 
 duckfarts: where will snoop be when diarrhea strikes?
 funy speling: so wait...the pink stripes, that means "circumcised", right? I always forget the frosting conventions for erotic pastries.
 peeper: This should be illegal
 DrinkMixMan: a little Snoop where you poop
 Greyfeathers: I feel like I'm being Snooped on...
Image 128195   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
310
 
 MikeWhiskey: looooking goood
 Frank herbert: At least hes not laying in the sand
 DrinkMixMan: @tib gubb bite my shiny minnow ass
 DrinkMixMan: Call me Barry .
 tib gubb: bite mackeral
 sparename: "BaBaRaRaCuCuDaDa"
 Air Biscuit: Ooh! Barracuda.
Image 128194   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
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