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244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

244532  Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.

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244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot



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11. Warrax: 2801 points
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Score:
156
 
 Ment Thorp: Fun fact: we do make the truck backing up sound before taking a dump in a mouse grave. The more you meow!
 SomeCanadian: Your dog looks sick.
Image 128203   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Minx
Score:
351
 
 Mitchell: The females take blood meals, so clearly, she was never your "Bro".
 Taters: me also @Air Biscuit
 John Singapore: That was almost pretty good
 Air Biscuit: Do not be thrown of by the nuzzling. Mosquitoes are never your friends.
 guest: @WaffleIron looks more like extrafabulous than oatmeal i think
 WaffleIron: This oatmeal is dark, by oatmeal standards.
 mwoody: This is the plot of most vampire movies.
Image 128202   08-28-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
216
 
 jslz: This is what happens when the Users win in Reboot.
 WaffleIron: We were somewhere around Minneapolis on the edge of the lake when the drugs began to take hold.
 Frank herbert: Ah yes. Porno in the 90s
 MC Delta T: Jul-Aug is extreme High-level bastardry
Image 128201   08-28-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Image 128200 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bag o bones. We'll pray for you, bag o bones.
Score:
362
 
 duckfarts: that baby's name? alstein einbert
 Peter Pantsless: Emcee Squared is my hip-hop name
Image 128199   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
876
 
 Mitchell: @WaffleIron Bleeding Gums Murphyyyy!
 Magma Safe: This Fallout mod is super dated
 Extreme Locorito: Sure... why not
 WaffleIron: [CARELESS WHISPER SAX SOLO]
 tib gubb: now i want a musical sarcophagus
 kinggheedra: Gritty simpsons.
Image 128198   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
540
 
 SpaceCow: Borkf! Wizard needs food, badly! Borkf, borkf!
 cishet: Eating on the clock. Not even gonna reach for their waistbands to pay.
 Frank herbert: Grey wizard shot the food
 SomeCanadian: You shall not borkf!
 Scoo: Gandoglf
Image 128197   08-28-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
460
 
 NuclearWinter: @hex0 maybe the turtle won the race then
 hex0: @NuclearWinter I thought they were called turtles?
 guest: my fingers were always fine, idk if you broke a finger it's your fault
 Uncle Phil: Fuck you Gym Teacher, it's Gym Class.
 NuclearWinter: @statistscanfuckoff Roller Racer!
 Air Biscuit: No, you hold your hands inside the handguards on the model pictured so nobody gets smashed fingers and the teachers wont take them away the first time someone is a crybaby!!
 statistscanfuckoff: I like the other things better...where you wiggle the bar back and forth to make it go? Fuck that was so long ago I barely remember what I'm talking about.
 WaffleIron: It was an unreal day when you only broke your finger.
 carpwoman: We didn't have handles and ours were made of wood. Kids these days have it so easy.
Image 128196   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
187
 
 duckfarts: where will snoop be when diarrhea strikes?
 funy speling: so wait...the pink stripes, that means "circumcised", right? I always forget the frosting conventions for erotic pastries.
 peeper: This should be illegal
 DrinkMixMan: a little Snoop where you poop
 Greyfeathers: I feel like I'm being Snooped on...
Image 128195   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
310
 
 MikeWhiskey: looooking goood
 Frank herbert: At least hes not laying in the sand
 DrinkMixMan: @tib gubb bite my shiny minnow ass
 DrinkMixMan: Call me Barry .
 tib gubb: bite mackeral
 sparename: "BaBaRaRaCuCuDaDa"
 Air Biscuit: Ooh! Barracuda.
Image 128194   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
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