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257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

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257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1772 points
13. rip odb: 1663 points
14. pirate: 1540 points
15. Prombom: 1515 points
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 scribbs: I'm writing him in for President.
 Turts: He's had Ernup of your shit!
 mutantmoose: How do you think I got injured in the first place?
 fanny: I would, but I'm injured, jackass
 Janston: "what are you gonna do, stab me?"
 PenguinBartender: "I'm bored. What should I do today?" "Well, you've got photoshop, I'm sure you'll think of something."
 tib gubb: thanks obama
Image 127312   08-24-16   Uploaded by    Mittens
 kalligrapher: If only HR would let me send this card to some folk in our Change Management team.....
 Janston: He seems to have no remorse for firing his little brother.
 Magma Safe: The American dream
Image 127311   08-24-16   Uploaded by    trumpet
 Skaalar: "What have you done Charles!?"
 sparename: "Kitten-Toed Orange Peel"
 5 Headed Snake God: :catdrugs:
 Janston: Dude, I'm tripping balls.
 Air Biscuit: Woah man, its like.. meowing with all the colors of the wind... far out...
 tib gubb: acid kitty
 Mexico: I knew I shouldnt've laced my catnip with acid!
Image 127310   08-24-16   Uploaded by    Wolfechu
 BlarfyB: Captain Prune's superpower isn't all that useful against villians.
 Knice: @VoR Well, I wouldn't want to be all braggy, ya know.
 VoR: @Knice Good? why not Rad?
 Knice: @Korrok I'm good; I self medicate.
 Korrok: @Knice Really? Are you sure you're up for this VP job?
 a robot: Humans are gross.
 fanny: @werterland haha I'm just trying to educate everyone!
 fanny: @Spazstatic just adds to the glory of nature, I guess ;)
 Spazstatic: @fanny why did it detach?
 fanny: @kalligrapher come on, that's Mother Nature her finest!! ;) and if you're REALLY brave enough…
 kalligrapher: @fanny Yeah .. you'd better say sorry for linking that. Eeeek.
 Skaalar: Middle one kinda looks like a skull
 fanny: @Knice haha yeah I have that effect on people ;)
 hurr: guess who's got a new girlfriend (sorry i'll leave now....)
 Knice: @fanny I knew I shouldn't click it, but I did and now my eyes are sad. :-(
 fanny: reminds me of #93498 (sorry)
 Air Biscuit: Nice grip mod.
 dtallon13: golden raisins
Image 127309   08-24-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
 Janston: Needs more jpeg
 tib gubb: mister strickland is tuxedo mask
 Off Topic: Moon Prism BWAAUGH!
 fanny: gat dang it NO!
Image 127308   08-24-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
 SunWukong: Ahhhhh. Heaven.
 hearsegirl: The Pied Piper never made it out of India.
 Skaalar: That guy! SWARM! SWARM!
 NoRagrets: He ded.
 NoRagrets: He ded.
 FarmerWalk: Gibraltaresque
 Bianxing: Enjoy your rabies. (At a minimum.)
Image 127307   08-24-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
 f1remind: @Arthur Dent Thats the display department. But look, you found the notice, didnt you?
 Arthur Dent: @f1remind In a locked filing cabinet... At the bottom of the stairs in a room with a sign on the door, saying beware of the leopard...?
 f1remind: @Arthur Dent But the plans were on display
 Arthur Dent: *tap tap* help... Someone.... Please .... Let.. Me.... Out......
 Mr Bleak: To get to Platform 9 3/4, you run straight at the wall between 9 and 10.
 scribbs: I KNEW that sale on amontillado was too good to be true!
 Eleftheros: For the love of God, Monstressor!
 Dreforian: New Vertiform City looking rough these days
 Eleftheros: For the love of God, Monstressor!
 Minnesotan: Secret door detection roll: dwarf (+25%) dwarf vs. stonework (+25%)
 Poop Bird: diagon alley?
 Blackheart223: Speak friend and enter.
 sparename: K-Mart 9 3/4
 rip odb: Al Crapone's Vault
 PenguinBartender: The Cask of K-Mart.
 Air Biscuit: @Bluetocracy this door is for AG Premium users only.
 Bluetocracy: This door has been redacted.
 eumoria: NOPE
 SunWukong: Run at it.
 chhumphrey: Amateur hidden door maker mistakes
 Turts: Draw a door...knock 3 times...
Image 127306   08-24-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
 Korrok: The colors, man.
 Alkavarion: Meme overdose.
 Dreforian: You can't escape me, face!
 Meow: Is this not normal?
 Bluetocracy: I think I see your problem...
 Borkf: FACE/OFF
 Off Topic: Gesundheit
 chhumphrey: Complex beauty?
 There was a bob here: Woah man, my sinuses were really clogged.
 butt poop: friendly spaceship does it again
 Theta Zero: She dead
Image 127305   08-24-16   Uploaded by    VoR
 WaffleIron: This place is super cool. Y'all should visit borrego state park.
 lolnotrly: ...what show?
 mom: Thug life
 Whatever: Sand worm ho!
 Meow: mom?
 chhumphrey: This roller coaster is deep
 Mr. Butt: Where the hell did I put my Beta Capsule?
Image 127304   08-24-16   Uploaded by    VoR
 Alkavarion: This kills the balloon.
 Butcherboy: The average dog balloon contains enough bones to make a skeleton
 Air Biscuit: Watch out!!! The horrible gelatinous blob will skeletonise your hand like it did to that poor little dog!!
 fanny: now do mascot!
 dtallon13: id still fuck it
 funny in the wall: balloon animals are murder
 tib gubb: dootf
Image 127303   08-24-16   Uploaded by    VoR
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