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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
242
 
 Prefuse: Wow, they let you trip in fields??
 petepuma: those ditches aren't gonna dig themselves
 Fishy: This is really sad.
 Christina: Same.
Image 124407   08-10-16   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
211
 
 Korrok: ...Eww.
 Beef Supreme: Sorry, but I had to rad the most disgusting picture of the day.
 fracking: Where is this from
 Mark As Read: That must have been one hell of a surf party #62438
 Wooden Spoon: It's the "Speaking Gun" from Simon R. Green's Nightside series!
 etc: @ch SAME
 mwoody: It's circumsized because Jesus said so.
 werterland: Great for skeet shooting!
 cmd: @ch Cronenberg was the first thing I thought too, except Videodrome. All hail the new flesh.
 sparename: spooge gun
 Trick Question: I hate it when I have to shave the grip.
 ch: Reminds me of the tooth gun in Existenz. Everything reminds me of the tooth gun in Existenz.
 SomeCanadian: Is that a Twix bar?
 WTF: Stroke it and it turns into a rifle.
 Borkf: Is this one of those "pink pistol" things I've heard so much about?
 Knice: Spew spew
 Christina: Patricia Piccinini's take on gun violence or gender violence? I'm confused.
 PenguinBartender: "My escape from hell was not entirely without consequences. The handgun I used game me 'itchy trigger finger.' Which, in this context, is a communicable disease."
 Derp Herpigan: This fleshlight is weird.
Image 124406   08-10-16   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
215
 
 gary: @Borkf comes out of a box? Surely?!
 Thelter: his Dad "that's my boy" *wipes away tear*
 petepuma: "this actually looks more like white wine"
 DonkeyPuncher: never seen this variant of the 'ol dick in the box
 Borkf: Only the classiest wine comes in boxes.
 willowsprite: Cause that would totally work.
 Christina: I got fired for looking at this picture.
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo Especially if it is Franzia.
 Scoo: You know, he could have at least drawn on white wine. If anything comes out of your dick that looks like red wine, see your doctor immediately.
 Knice: Brose'
Image 124405   08-10-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
458
 
 RzK: I live for this
 necronomicon: Still looking for her key master :(
 Bert Bertbert: I can love it or I can leave it
 Bert Bertbert: I can love it or I can leave it
 willowsprite: Demon woman, your hair is like silk but your curdling my milk I know not of what ilk thou art
Image 124404   08-10-16   Uploaded by    babylon priest
Score:
564
 
 Skaalar: You got a little something riiiiight here.
 RzK: A tryhard tried and failed.
 Trick Question: Why does kitty have a nose ring?
 Trick Question: Why does kitty have a nose ring?
 willowsprite: :-E
 eyebrowsonfleek: Snoot boop
 Christina: Boop.
 SomeCanadian: Dat nose! I'm gonna boop it!
 a sedated moose: Really? A screenshot from a rap-music video?
 realjon: das it mane
 NonRhetorical: Mouse-eye lens
Image 124403   08-10-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
421
 
 Firm Buttocks: A metajoke on a graph. Populist.
 SomeCanadian: Y-axis confusing. Number of uses by whom? Over what time period? Is this how many ways one may use this phrase has now? C-, poor work. Please see me after class.
 tib gubb: I prefer the term "geometric growth" but eh... what are you gonna do?
 Janston: Quite the expose.
 a sedated moose: @Scoo they literally won't even?
 Firm Buttocks: A metajoke on a graph. Populist.
 Scoo: At this rate, by 2050 people will say literally nothing else
 Derp Herpigan: Boy, that escalated exponentially.
Image 124402   08-10-16   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
768
 
 a robot: @grizzly This is at the Vance Brand Airport near Longmont, Colorado. I really do drive past this every day on my way to work and it's a little weird seeing it here, but now everyone can appreciate it :)
 grizzly: @a robot is this at the cape?
 Scoo: @a robot :D
 Trick Question: On one hoof, it's rad. On the other hoof, all I can see is seagulls caught in the exhaust of jets.
 a robot: I drive past this every day, @Scoo. EVERY DAY! Local life leaking into the Spaceship is so weird
 Peter Pantsless: For some reason I heard the THX sound effect when I looked from the bottom to the top
 Borkf: Must suck to be those bottom birds, they're bolted to the floor.
 willowsprite: @Knice okay.
 Butcherboy: To slip the bonds of earth. The dream of man and flightless birds alike
 Christina: What robots really believe.
 Knice: Take that, creationists!
Image 124401   08-10-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Image 124400 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by SurfNTurf. You have brought shame on us, SurfNTurf.
Score:
476
 
 Prefuse: Disengage Trendlenberg
 Rocky XLVII: The Faceless Old Woman who secretly lives in your house....as a young woman.
 Teh Simpson: Lawn bowling is weird
 Science: Aww, that looks like my pupper!
 Christina: Surprisingly, she feels safer near the doggo.
 SomeCanadian: @Knice Oh! And they're assisted by his ex-partners GHOST!
 Knice: Dectective Borkfo is only looking forward to retirment when a precinct reorganization suddenly pairs him with Officer Mewton, a rambunctious upstart whose markmanship and cunning usually make up for his lack of respect for authority. Usually...
Image 124399   08-10-16   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
1046
 
 ping: Cute little cat.
 DonkeyPuncher: What do you call a kitty with no eye? Ktty.
 Fancy Clown: I love all of those images
 Otterman: Yarrrr
 fink: Lmao irl...
 Science: In the ocean of the blind, the one-eyed surfer kitty is king.
 willowsprite: Will you please get me off this dang thing?
 Christina: "Dang it human!"
 SomeCanadian: This Rad is cat.
 Pizza: @Disembodiedfoot Cat o'nine tails
 Disembodiedfoot: Needs an eyepatch. Pirate kitty!
 Side Boob: That catte is awesome
 sparename: Soggy moggy or moist switcherino
 Ulillillia: *wink*
Image 124398   08-10-16   Uploaded by    Knice
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