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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
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 sumodrsn: This was also found in Saddam's hidey hole.
 FistyAnn: Poor buddy.
 space: I wish
 Ratty: The pic is upside down. It's ceiling elephant!
 sparename: DumbOle
 itskando: This is sad.
 msmstud: Halp.
 San DoDo: Elephank Redemption
 TFChicken: Hey kids, wanna buy some drugs?
Image 120088   07-19-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
270
 
 JohnCarcinogen: Needs more watermark.
 bbbrandon: @a robot Exactly
 a robot: Someday this will be the tallest image on the whole site
 fanny: @boomboomboom "please stop" says the person with the repeating username ;)
 boomboomboom: please stop
 fanny: I can hear the echo of this post.
 msmstud: "I shall walk across the table and jump down the other side. Or, maybe I'll flop down and lay on your activity. I am the center of your puny world, humans."
 TFChicken: Fuck it, I'll make the same joke three times in a row: "Settlers of Cat-an"
 SomeCanadian: I love in-jokes. It's like having friends. I think.
 Knice: So so so meta meta meta!!!
Image 120087   07-19-16   Uploaded by    dtallon13
Score:
205
 
 Hydraxion: It's always high noon somewhere
 Poop van Pants: A cowboy is never late
Image 120086   07-19-16   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
189
 
 shitshow: or.. we could just pound a few shots and drive a golf cart into a lake
 Sadbot: @msmstud Yeah, maybe a gravity-fed system with adjustable flow rate valves for each component...
 msmstud: @Sadbot -- Maybe that's the intent. I'd need a heckuva lotta trial-'n-error to get gin, tonic water, and lime juice right...and I'm going to try anyway.
 Sadbot: I'm no pipe engineer, but I think this would lead to a non-optimal ratio
 Alkavarion: Nothing quite like straightening the path to bad decisions.
 TFChicken: Neat! *sip*
Image 120085   07-19-16   Uploaded by    Brunkey
Score:
305
 
 BabyVaccine: Bucky cat's fears are real
 Rhombo Dimple: I want to see six of these guys take on a half-dozen raccoons in a fairly-designed arena.
 balloonKnot: Monkey attack
 PissedOff: wtfff
Image 120084   07-19-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
388
 
 San DoDo: @youshall not pass? :D
 youshall: you get em @San DoDo!
 Yttermayn : One of these things is not like the others.
 San DoDo: There will be beer..
Image 120083   07-19-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
352
 
 Warren G Hardon: Ahrite, kham down!
 tib gubb: ehehhehhe fracas
 msmstud: OMG MLP:FIM s02e16! -- Pinkie Pie: "Mmm, I'd say it's more of a fracas than a ruckus."
 Warrax: If "fracas" wasn't slang for a gay sex thing before, it is now.
 San DoDo: A 100 years ago today!
 SunWukong: Take that old chap!
 WaffleIron: They see me strollin', they loathin'
 Firm Buttocks: Last week
Image 120082   07-19-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
254
 
 Ukulelemike: Eddie Murphy's remake of Trading Places is looking pretty good!
 Yttermayn : HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME I'M BLACK?!
 Murdertaco: Mabey he cant see things further away than his phone
 cenecia: P.O.P. holding it down!
 Ratty: I can see! I have legs! It's a miracle!
 trelyate: it's a Braille phone
 Warrax: He's making an appointment to install blinds somewhere.
 fanny: we don't know, maybe he's just taking to Suri.
 Amy Housewine: A blind man who taught me how to see.
 San DoDo: It's a miracle!
Image 120081   07-19-16   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
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 Cami: *lights M-80*
 potato: Hard lol...
 Mr. Shine: Bioshock Infinite "Boys of Silence" IRL. Again.
 crudites: Wot is ze passwerd?
 Warrax: We're listening to this great new band. You probably haven't heard of them.
 San DoDo: Can you see/hear me now?
 Minnesotan: Be vewwy vewwy quiet. We're hunting aewopwanes.
 balloonKnot: Mousketeers
Image 120080   07-19-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
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 tib gubb: i knew it
Image 120079   07-19-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
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