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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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 Dreforian: on the President, affording him momentary respite from the impact. Others claim it the extraordinary strength contained within his tiny, tiny hands would allow him to pierce the slab of blubber, sparing him from the force of its landing. Here ends the controversy however, as all are quick to agree that in the instant after impact, the resulting rebound would crush and encase Trump in blubber, finally reversing the astounding process that, they assert, originally birthed his candidacy.
 Dreforian: resignation to its fate), tearing it apart, and sending shreds of its constituent parts in an ever expanding umbrella of improbable debris. The explosion draws the attention of all gathered at the White House approach, including that of President Trump. A chunk of whale blubber sufficiently large as to be impossible to dodge plummets and the Commander in Chief instinctually shields himself with upthrust limbs. What happens next is a matter of some debate amongst Trumptologists. Some conjecture that the blubber is likely already split when it lands
 Dreforian: Well first of all, it would take more than a "few" moments for the whale to reach the surface. It would have sufficient time to build a significant amount of velocity and, combined with its mass, likely impact with considerable force. However let us assume, due to the incredible improbability of this scenario, that the whale comes into sudden existence over the White House on the precise day and time newly elected President Trump has arrived to take office. The window of time afforded for reaction by the whale's initial altitude, while brief, is nevertheless taken advantage of by a particularly astute member of security, allowing a desperate defense to be mounted. A missile is fired and strikes the whale (no doubt experiencing a cocktail of renewed surprise at the attack and resignatio
 Thelter: I assume bs
 Teechur: 12 comments and nobody just put "42" ? Amateurs.
 San DoDo: Put a rocket on it, send it to the moon and call it Willzyx
 ArchStanton: But why did it think "oh no, not again"? If we understood that, we'd understand a lot more about life, the universe, and everything. And @Musician, I think you are missing the point of the infinite improbability drive.
 sumodrsn: Answer is in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. You're gonna need a huge towel.
 Poop van Pants: The same powe that called it into existence also granted it the power to fly. The whale goes about exacting revenge on all those responsible for fucking up the oceans
 duckfarts: @Musician yes
 Defiance: Assumption: Both the whale and the Earth are massless objects in a vacuum. Job done.
 VoR: Forces of evil? and good? Doesn't seem right?
 Musician: I'm going to assume it falls directly on the the Burj Khalifa in 2010 as Tom Cruise sits atop the spire, 118733#118733 because I want to
 Musician: What exactly is the probability of a whale being called into existence several miles above the surface of the the earth?
 Amy Housewine: @dobbiesdoogs That was a different incident, that all happened above the surface of Magrathea. This whale is above the surface of Earth.
 Amy Housewine: "I think I'll call it... Ground"
 dobbiesdoogs: what about the bowl of petunias, asshole?
Image 119038   07-14-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
471
 
 Thelter: Let's face it guys...
 John Singapore: Bend the fuck over
 a robot: So much vanilla
 Slamajama: Sausage fest!
 NuclearWinter: @SomeCanadian you can tell because of the sweaters
 SomeCanadian: Yep. Those are white men.
 Jayfu: Hey look, it's an assholiscope
 botch: 50 shades of white
 duckfarts: ooooh yeah, 3rd round of the singles party
 duckfarts: teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth
Image 119037   07-14-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
526
 
 Mad Collager: I is horny.
 John Singapore: This is why I fell out of love with redheads. They try too hard
 Slamajama: Can't understand why she doesn't get more dates, maybe it's her breath, smells like snail bait
 Headoftheclass: Is this Tim's wife, Mrs. The Enchanter?
 duckfarts: snail satan
 VoR: ...needs more slime
 brian greene: throw her into next doors garden
Image 119036   07-14-16   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
375
 
 Lestrange: Epic!
 Thelter: Planking at it's infant finest
 Teechur: Nailed it!
 VoR: Top one probably shopped - they often take two photos and merge to get that perfect look...
 There was a bob here: human larva are bad
Image 119035   07-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
381
 
 Thelter: Suck it in boys
 Mad Collager: Well, at least we usually stand up.
 Derp Herpigan: Another unrealistic beauty standard for men.
 Mern Trulbo: Not quite funny
 Slamajama: The church was forced to make a toilet for trans folk, they didn't say how big the door had to be
 Poop van Pants: Looks like you could only get halfway in
 duckfarts: Welcome to Jack Sprat's!
 Musician: just the tip
 There was a bob here: The real door is around the corner. Oh, what fun.
Image 119034   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
442
 
 Thelter: "Oh no! My purse is leaking into this wine glass!"
 a robot: "Why is your purse so heavy?" "Oh, no reason."
 petepuma: This is how I donate blood.
 duckfarts: @tib gubb i know someone who shouldn't be driving
 tib gubb: i know someone who would love to have something like this
 Fett4life: Bota Purse.
 Jayfu: Drinking problem? I've got a purse for that!
Image 119033   07-14-16   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
352
 
 Thelter: Look, it's a fruit cake!
 a robot: It has blue on top. Blue is a fruit.
 duckfarts: close enough
 Fishy: Pronounced: "Blub bury"
 Jayfu: Mmm, fresh blueberries
Image 119032   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Whiskers
Score:
325
 
 Fett4life: Pu**y Wagon!
 Fett4life: Thunder C**t vs
 Lestrange: I saw Chewy Thunderbeautiful person
 Flarmie: I first read "Chevy Tsundere".
 duckfarts: AC Poosy's smash hit
 VoR: Well that's just rude
 Turts: Drag queen name?
 Jayfu: Rofl, See You Next Tuesday autocorrects to beautiful person.
 Jayfu: Lol! Thunderbeautiful person... I'm not allowed to say beautiful person anymore, but I was just thinking about this word and quietly laughing a few days ago, now it's here.
Image 119031   07-14-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
326
 
 Fett4life: Serve this with Red Robbin's Onion Ring Tower, BEERS!, and a fantastic game of American Football! Yyyeeesss!
 Thelter: @Jayfu Game of Chickens
 Flirb Dampumple: now make one that looks like the mascot
 Slamajama: The mighty ducks, they always get fried after a big game
 Jayfu: Throne of bones?
Image 119030   07-14-16   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
347
 
 Thelter: @Knice Aww you! Come on over, I'll give you some cornrows.
 Knice: @Thelter If you had a kernel of decency, you wouldn't get my hopes up like that. Awe, shucks, I can't stay mad at you...
 Thelter: @Knice I was just bein a bit corny
 Lestrange: Mexico, amiright?
 Knice: @Thelter I saw your comment in the Recent Comments and got excited. (I like corn.)
 Thelter: BRRRAP BRAP, CORN!
 ArchStanton: Is this how you compensate for having a small corn cob?
 sumodrsn: THIS is what our forefathers were talkin' bout!
 Christina: america.jpg
 Fett4life: Damn, them corncobs gonna 'slpode!
 Fishy: I'd buy this but it's 11 bucks. maybe if it was 2.
 hurr: safe? yeah until little timmy finds these and murders his mom
Image 119029   07-14-16   Uploaded by    WTF
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