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204353  tib gubb: is there a joke included?

204341  Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.

204311  Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"

204345  Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.

204345  Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.

204345  ignatz: Jaws Mountain

204316  Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)

204351  ignatz: Lol Picasso irl

204353  ignatz: Draining the snake means something else where I come from

204341  Side Boob: This explains a lot

204346  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy

204351  Side Boob: Sloth love Chunk?

204344  redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract

204345  redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round

204345  redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!

204346  redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!

204347  redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks

204348  redmonkey3: @charlemagne - excellent comment & user name synergy

204349  redmonkey3: Please. NO. - please.

204350  redmonkey3: PLEASE SUPPORT FRIENDLY SPACESHIP - or images like... whatever this is... will cease to be here / Also: dinosaur in back seems to be whizzing off display

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204123 Rat-Butt: What time is it? It's murder-death time, bitches!

204212 Aufziehvogel: And all these... memories... will be lost... like... butter... in the pan.

204143 Warrax: Putting the "sex" in "saxophone."

204166 Shay: @Felicity Yes.

204200 Yurishiro: @Teechur Some things I Will never understand..but this like the spanish corrida I despise mostly for the cruelty towards the bulls

204229 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.

204224 Yurishiro: Where's mama bird?

204146 Shay: Where's the one with Ernest doing those faces, but the text is in Spanish?

204159 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.

204251 Yurishiro: STONE HAMMERBUTT



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Score:
430
 
 Slowpoke: okay... that screen has been 'shopped. there's no way it could do those colours.
 Fiasco: Better block out those 3M logos, don't want them getting advertising they didn't pony up for on this sexual juggernaut.
 Warrax: The original classic.
 bug: I've always wanted to know what website he's on
 Micro Jackson: Nice. A dot matrix ashtray
 A duck: @Knice: I live upstairs, I'll have you know...
 Thelter: "Welcome.. To my sex cave"
 a robot: @Knice Untrue! I'll have you know my basement walls have MUCH nicer paneling
 Nugster: Dot matrix printers.. SKRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. KACHUNK GROZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. KACHUNK
 Knice: purpleuser.jpg
 Fishy: This is SAD
 melted plastic: congrats on your bad post
Image 117496   07-06-16   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
636
 
 digabigpig: where did this come from
 Lestrange: Ugh stupid double post error finally got me
 Lestrange: @NugsterI don't know, he did save her to die in unspeakable misery and agony of salt sores and exposure on the upturned hull, not a bad captain at all
 Nugster: @Lestrange Hmmm.. You do have a point. :)
 Lestrange: @NugsterI don't know, he did save her to die in unspeakable misery and agony of salt sores and exposure on the upturned hull, not a bad captain at all
 Lestrange: Rad for fish tank/boat joke
 Nugster: Frank, a great lover but a lousy captain
Image 117495   07-06-16   Uploaded by    hairy
Score:
384
 
 hurr: i wish i knew
 John Singapore: Yeah, how exactly?
 hex0: Mankind's oldest question.
 A duck: How a great day? Why you throw chip?
 fanny: it's the thought that counts. How a great day, fellow aggronauts.
 Scoo: How a Grea + Day
 Fishy: C:
 Nugster: I don't know
Image 117494   07-06-16   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
264
 
 MassDefect: @itskando I believe nachos is the word for bon.er. Let's see: nachos
 square44: severed his spinal cord in a smiting accident
 itskando: @itskando hmm.. Thought that would say nachos.
 itskando: .. sitting on dome sort of bean bag - exercise ball hybrid. Comfy as fuck
 John Singapore: God is in a fucking wheelchair all of the sudden?
 shadebane: This is me
 bug: @skillet drives a Saab like one of us
 Nugster: God is a man in a wheelchair?
 skillet: ...just a slob like one of us.
 Meow: We'll, the driver is from WI so I can see why they'd think that
Image 117493   07-06-16   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
270
 
 MassDefect: After playing Every Extend Extra Extreme and its hyper-inflated points system, I don't get out of bed for less than a quadrillion points.
 Screech: Don't think about the game
 Thelter: Seems legit. Time to get the high score
 NoRagrets: @Thyming As bad as that movie may be in the video game sense, I enjoyed it on its own as a movie.
 Teechur: I'd hit it.
 Christina: How many points for a ticket to the opera house?
 Thyming: GTA muthafucka! Woo, ten points!
Image 117492   07-06-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
218
 
 A duck: When you tryna Netflix and chill but your girl is an ice queen
 Thelter: Prime example of Netflix and chill
 Scoo: Netflix and Iiiiiiice Colllld
 sparename: Secret family recipe, designed for optimum viewing experience
Image 117491   07-06-16   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
368
 
 square44: this hole is made for me
 bug: This is making me rock hard.
 Micro Jackson: This is where Kirk fights it out with the Gorn
 hearsegirl: look at the size of it and he still can't find the clitoris.
 DrPhibes: Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
 Thelter: "aaand all I remember is crawling out of this rock valva... Love you mom!"
 Teechur: Is that type of rock sediwomentary or metapornpic?
 NoRagrets: Well it is "Mother Earth".
 Jayfu: These new fleshlights are superfirm.
 Firm Buttocks: this is my hole it was made for me etc etc
 hairy: needs lube
 Thyming: You don't have game. She is as dry as a desert.
Image 117490   07-06-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
224
 
 Air Biscuit: (Bain voice) "you merely adopted the foul odor. I was born to it."
 A duck: "Daddy, these masks you bought from Japan smell funny..."
 Thelter: It's all fun and games until they find a skid mark
 hairy: WTF...these aren't pervy old men
Image 117489   07-06-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
535
 
 Beef Supreme: It's like a phrase from a low-quality trashy novel, written by the king of lazy euphemisms.
 Thelter: To quench yo mommas thirst
 fanny: I'd prefer that flavor on a kettle cooked chip.
 Firm Buttocks: Don't you insist
 hairy: is there a clueless corporate somebody?
 Knice: Is that a Street Fighter attack?
Image 117488   07-06-16   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
730
 
 Mitchell: @Air Biscuit A trot would have the nips going all googly eyed whereas an easy canter would get a nice pendulous rhythm going. Not sure what a walking gait would do.
 Air Biscuit: From what i know of breast physics, this lack of support is probably rather uncomfortable at even a jaunty trot.
 Peter Pantsless: Now race
 Micro Jackson: Hey, Mounties! I'm diggin this new Musical Ride!
 Thelter: Putin wants to Put in
 a robot: Chelsea Handler enjoys putting topless photos on social media to fuck with censorship rules
 sparename: both riding bareback
 Agamemnon Triforce: This is probably the only thing Amy Schemer has done that I care to see.
 Teechur: She wore it better (or didn't).
 Jayfu: That's a great set of tits. The lady's are nice too.
 sparename: Oh for animated GIFs
 NoRagrets: I got hired for looking at this.
 a sedated moose: I see nothing wrong here.
 Pizza: @ModelTRex Don't be a tell tale tit
 ModelTRex: Image Booooot!
 hairy: heheheheh jiggle
 Thyming: Is Your Girlfriend Riding A Horse?
 Knice: Um, Nancy?
Image 117487   07-06-16   Uploaded by    namaste
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