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248884  Joseph: How do you install a rivet without a rivet gun though Lady?

248926  WannaBee: Gesundheit!

248886  Joseph: Yo mamma's door is pretty.

248889  addend: "Best way to secure all your devices and protect your privacy? Store your retinal scan in the cloud!"

248903  Telkwa: Wouldn't hurt pop a breath mint while you're at it.

248923  WannaBee: @glenalec I can't wait to see next what next month will be.

248893  Joseph: I'm h20 intolerant,ive stopped working out.

248924  WannaBee: I see Vash the Stampede.

168245  Felicity: This looks like one of those sci-fi stories where they built the castle around the rocket after it landed

248889  Peach: please dont let your nerds outside without supervision!

248905  Joseph: I'm not going in the pit, I have other stuff to do.

168254  Felicity: One of the boy rocketeers looks like Jamie Lee Curtis

248908  addend: Or scream or run around or roll on the floor or do cartwheels...

248907  Telkwa: Stellar!

168258  Felicity: And yet those people look like oatmeal

248929  glenalec: If I wanted to read cursive, I'd go back to high school!

168261  Felicity: Bring it on down to Noodleville

248897  Peach: This is NOT how you recycle your car.

168262  Felicity: The human looks like a cross between Harvey Keitel and Michael Caine

248923  glenalec: @Coolguy @WannaBee - It's the Friendly Spaceship classic-of-the-Month.

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248870 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me kermy...you won't like me when I'm kermy

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248841 Korrok: Korrok approves.

248843 tib gubb: that's the temporal paradox episode

248680 bug: pornhub

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys



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Score:
430
 
 Slowpoke: okay... that screen has been 'shopped. there's no way it could do those colours.
 Fiasco: Better block out those 3M logos, don't want them getting advertising they didn't pony up for on this sexual juggernaut.
 Warrax: The original classic.
 bug: I've always wanted to know what website he's on
 Micro Jackson: Nice. A dot matrix ashtray
 A duck: @Knice: I live upstairs, I'll have you know...
 Thelter: "Welcome.. To my sex cave"
 a robot: @Knice Untrue! I'll have you know my basement walls have MUCH nicer paneling
 Nugster: Dot matrix printers.. SKRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. KACHUNK GROZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. KACHUNK
 Knice: purpleuser.jpg
 Fishy: This is SAD
 melted plastic: congrats on your bad post
Image 117496   07-06-16   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
636
 
 digabigpig: where did this come from
 Lestrange: Ugh stupid double post error finally got me
 Lestrange: @NugsterI don't know, he did save her to die in unspeakable misery and agony of salt sores and exposure on the upturned hull, not a bad captain at all
 Nugster: @Lestrange Hmmm.. You do have a point. :)
 Lestrange: @NugsterI don't know, he did save her to die in unspeakable misery and agony of salt sores and exposure on the upturned hull, not a bad captain at all
 Lestrange: Rad for fish tank/boat joke
 Nugster: Frank, a great lover but a lousy captain
Image 117495   07-06-16   Uploaded by    hairy
Score:
384
 
 hurr: i wish i knew
 John Singapore: Yeah, how exactly?
 hex0: Mankind's oldest question.
 A duck: How a great day? Why you throw chip?
 fanny: it's the thought that counts. How a great day, fellow aggronauts.
 Scoo: How a Grea + Day
 Fishy: C:
 Nugster: I don't know
Image 117494   07-06-16   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
264
 
 MassDefect: @itskando I believe nachos is the word for bon.er. Let's see: nachos
 square44: severed his spinal cord in a smiting accident
 itskando: @itskando hmm.. Thought that would say nachos.
 itskando: .. sitting on dome sort of bean bag - exercise ball hybrid. Comfy as fuck
 John Singapore: God is in a fucking wheelchair all of the sudden?
 shadebane: This is me
 bug: @skillet drives a Saab like one of us
 Nugster: God is a man in a wheelchair?
 skillet: ...just a slob like one of us.
 Meow: We'll, the driver is from WI so I can see why they'd think that
Image 117493   07-06-16   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
270
 
 MassDefect: After playing Every Extend Extra Extreme and its hyper-inflated points system, I don't get out of bed for less than a quadrillion points.
 Screech: Don't think about the game
 Thelter: Seems legit. Time to get the high score
 NoRagrets: @Thyming As bad as that movie may be in the video game sense, I enjoyed it on its own as a movie.
 Teechur: I'd hit it.
 Christina: How many points for a ticket to the opera house?
 Thyming: GTA muthafucka! Woo, ten points!
Image 117492   07-06-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
234
 
 A duck: When you tryna Netflix and chill but your girl is an ice queen
 Thelter: Prime example of Netflix and chill
 Scoo: Netflix and Iiiiiiice Colllld
 sparename: Secret family recipe, designed for optimum viewing experience
Image 117491   07-06-16   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
368
 
 square44: this hole is made for me
 bug: This is making me rock hard.
 Micro Jackson: This is where Kirk fights it out with the Gorn
 hearsegirl: look at the size of it and he still can't find the clitoris.
 DrPhibes: Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
 Thelter: "aaand all I remember is crawling out of this rock valva... Love you mom!"
 Teechur: Is that type of rock sediwomentary or metapornpic?
 NoRagrets: Well it is "Mother Earth".
 Jayfu: These new fleshlights are superfirm.
 Firm Buttocks: this is my hole it was made for me etc etc
 hairy: needs lube
 Thyming: You don't have game. She is as dry as a desert.
Image 117490   07-06-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
224
 
 Air Biscuit: (Bain voice) "you merely adopted the foul odor. I was born to it."
 A duck: "Daddy, these masks you bought from Japan smell funny..."
 Thelter: It's all fun and games until they find a skid mark
 hairy: WTF...these aren't pervy old men
Image 117489   07-06-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
549
 
 Beef Supreme: It's like a phrase from a low-quality trashy novel, written by the king of lazy euphemisms.
 Thelter: To quench yo mommas thirst
 fanny: I'd prefer that flavor on a kettle cooked chip.
 Firm Buttocks: Don't you insist
 hairy: is there a clueless corporate somebody?
 Knice: Is that a Street Fighter attack?
Image 117488   07-06-16   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
730
 
 Mitchell: @Air Biscuit A trot would have the nips going all googly eyed whereas an easy canter would get a nice pendulous rhythm going. Not sure what a walking gait would do.
 Air Biscuit: From what i know of breast physics, this lack of support is probably rather uncomfortable at even a jaunty trot.
 Peter Pantsless: Now race
 Micro Jackson: Hey, Mounties! I'm diggin this new Musical Ride!
 Thelter: Putin wants to Put in
 a robot: Chelsea Handler enjoys putting topless photos on social media to fuck with censorship rules
 sparename: both riding bareback
 Agamemnon Triforce: This is probably the only thing Amy Schemer has done that I care to see.
 Teechur: She wore it better (or didn't).
 Jayfu: That's a great set of tits. The lady's are nice too.
 sparename: Oh for animated GIFs
 NoRagrets: I got hired for looking at this.
 a sedated moose: I see nothing wrong here.
 Pizza: @ModelTRex Don't be a tell tale tit
 ModelTRex: Image Booooot!
 hairy: heheheheh jiggle
 Thyming: Is Your Girlfriend Riding A Horse?
 Knice: Um, Nancy?
Image 117487   07-06-16   Uploaded by    namaste
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