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215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

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2. Ulillillia
3. Dr Awkward
4. Felicity
5. Robespierre
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9. Catcat
10. wolfpk



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215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show



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metallica uploaded 215390 (645 points)
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 1661 points
 6. digabigpig: 1587 points
 7. DeeeeeeeezNutz: 1492 points
 8. winwolf: 1474 points
 9. Rachelina: 1438 points
10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
14. wooden boy: 1171 points
15. Morpen Lungus: 1155 points
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Score:
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 Korrok: This kid's got a good future ahead of him.
 hairy: kid's lyrical
 Mr. Shine: Hello muddah, hello faddah!
 Fishy: This is SAD
 Alkavarion: Enter dark, exit light! Take my hand, off to... School.
 fanny: better if you read it in a Christopher Walken voice (@Teechur made me think of him reading Goodnight, Moon on the Simpsons)
 NoRagrets: Hello warhammer, goodbye money.
 imaginary gf: What the shit
 Teechur: Goodnight, Moon.
 Trick Question: hello kitty, goodbye horses
 a robot: Hello darkness my old friend
 Derp Herpigan: Hello Rad votes, Goodbye Real Life.
Image 117275   07-05-16   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Image 117274 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by generic. Boo, generic.
Score:
160
 
 Borkf: I'm surprised nobody has commented on the name of the wine yet.
 Alkavarion: Mild cheese and grocery store wine. This is going to be off the hook.
 Wet farts: It ain't easy being cheesy.
 5 Headed Snake God: Ooh, getting ready for a wine and cheese party? Classy.
 a robot: At least go for Kraft singles if you're trying to be fancy
 harpooneer: Compared to the couple years I lived off ketamine, reese's pieces, and diet coke, this is serious nutrition.
 Fiasco: DGAF
 Teechur: Better grab a box of store-brand Saltines, too.
 Peter Pantsless: Bad because this could have just as easily been me
 Knice: Swiggety swooty @#101617
 Derp Herpigan: Oh yeah, American Singles. So funny. *cries in a corner*
Image 117273   07-05-16   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
289
 
 Eleftheros: More like bruisemobile
 Slowpoke: @Micro Jackson Fix the goddam cigerette lighter!
 Micro Jackson: It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks
 Meow: Well golly, Andy
 Turd Ferguson: You're a crooked cop. You and that damn junkyard cat
 Teechur: Adam 12 get over to Mayberry. Their deputy is a Knotthead.
Image 117272   07-05-16   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
301
 
 SomeCanadian: Site of a mass insecticide?
 Christina: A nice li'l niche!
Image 117271   07-05-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
172
 
 DeepReddishBlue: Glassing my beautiful person sounds vaguely enjoyable, if I had one.
 Mattixvii: For fucks sake no English person says gabber gobber. Try using mush, chops, pie hole, face gash, maybe chompers.
 Christina: that's Xactly how I think it wud sound like.
 Turd Ferguson: The queen takes 40% of my income. Hip hip cheerio
Image 117270   07-05-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
482
 
 Otterman: @Peter Pantsless I like naturals
 Otterman: "...were black."
 fink: @Mr. Butt I agree with this
 Peter Pantsless: Afros are making a comeback, which is great because they're rad as hell
 Teechur: Thinker's arm looks like a penis.
 Mr. Butt: And the prince would serenade her with tasty selections from MaggotBrain
Image 117269   07-05-16   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Image 117268 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by nanananana. You have brought shame on us, nanananana.
Score:
242
 
 Christina: This is for him: #117078.
 Turd Ferguson: He was raised by cats? Probably an asshole
 Scoo: Snapchat by Hallmark
 Derp Herpigan: "Are you my son?" *sniffs butt* "Yes, you are." *Licks*
Image 117267   07-05-16   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
273
 
 Suburbanmom: The elusive urban myth....according to most men...
 itskando: Never found TGAT part of Connecticut
 Micro Jackson: My boyfriend got lost looking for it
 Gowenmark: Awesome user name upload combo. All you can eat!!!
 TFChicken: Clit CMDR of Clit Ct
 Gowenmark: Awesome user name upload combo. All you can eat!!!
 mrmrmr: just dumb
 a sedated moose: Looks dark there.
 Albatross: No wonder its so hard to find!
 Fiasco: "You have arrived at your destination. Go ahead and start the alphabet, we all know that's your only move."
 Turd Ferguson: Found it!
Image 117266   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
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