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272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

272581  a robot: stop getting naked in front of your pets

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10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!



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confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
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 6. E. HONDA: 2714 points
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 8. westerner: 2028 points
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10. youshall: 1769 points
11. grimes: 1734 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
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14. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
15. JollyWell: 1585 points
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Score:
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 Korrok: This kid's got a good future ahead of him.
 hairy: kid's lyrical
 Mr. Shine: Hello muddah, hello faddah!
 Fishy: This is SAD
 Alkavarion: Enter dark, exit light! Take my hand, off to... School.
 fanny: better if you read it in a Christopher Walken voice (@Teechur made me think of him reading Goodnight, Moon on the Simpsons)
 NoRagrets: Hello warhammer, goodbye money.
 imaginary gf: What the shit
 Teechur: Goodnight, Moon.
 Trick Question: hello kitty, goodbye horses
 a robot: Hello darkness my old friend
 Derp Herpigan: Hello Rad votes, Goodbye Real Life.
Image 117275   07-05-16   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Image 117274 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by generic. Your image was bad, generic.
Score:
160
 
 Borkf: I'm surprised nobody has commented on the name of the wine yet.
 Alkavarion: Mild cheese and grocery store wine. This is going to be off the hook.
 Wet farts: It ain't easy being cheesy.
 5 Headed Snake God: Ooh, getting ready for a wine and cheese party? Classy.
 a robot: At least go for Kraft singles if you're trying to be fancy
 harpooneer: Compared to the couple years I lived off ketamine, reese's pieces, and diet coke, this is serious nutrition.
 Fiasco: DGAF
 Teechur: Better grab a box of store-brand Saltines, too.
 Peter Pantsless: Bad because this could have just as easily been me
 Knice: Swiggety swooty @#101617
 Derp Herpigan: Oh yeah, American Singles. So funny. *cries in a corner*
Image 117273   07-05-16   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
289
 
 Eleftheros: More like bruisemobile
 Slowpoke: @Micro Jackson Fix the goddam cigerette lighter!
 Micro Jackson: It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks
 Meow: Well golly, Andy
 Turd Ferguson: You're a crooked cop. You and that damn junkyard cat
 Teechur: Adam 12 get over to Mayberry. Their deputy is a Knotthead.
Image 117272   07-05-16   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
301
 
 SomeCanadian: Site of a mass insecticide?
 Christina: A nice li'l niche!
Image 117271   07-05-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
172
 
 DeepReddishBlue: Glassing my beautiful person sounds vaguely enjoyable, if I had one.
 Mattixvii: For fucks sake no English person says gabber gobber. Try using mush, chops, pie hole, face gash, maybe chompers.
 Christina: that's Xactly how I think it wud sound like.
 Turd Ferguson: The queen takes 40% of my income. Hip hip cheerio
Image 117270   07-05-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
507
 
 Otterman: @Peter Pantsless I like naturals
 Otterman: "...were black."
 fink: @Mr. Butt I agree with this
 Peter Pantsless: Afros are making a comeback, which is great because they're rad as hell
 Teechur: Thinker's arm looks like a penis.
 Mr. Butt: And the prince would serenade her with tasty selections from MaggotBrain
Image 117269   07-05-16   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Image 117268 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by nanananana. We'll pray for you, nanananana.
Score:
242
 
 Christina: This is for him: #117078.
 Turd Ferguson: He was raised by cats? Probably an asshole
 nanananana: Snapchat by Hallmark
 Derp Herpigan: "Are you my son?" *sniffs butt* "Yes, you are." *Licks*
Image 117267   07-05-16   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
273
 
 Suburbanmom: The elusive urban myth....according to most men...
 itskando: Never found TGAT part of Connecticut
 Micro Jackson: My boyfriend got lost looking for it
 Gowenmark: Awesome user name upload combo. All you can eat!!!
 TFChicken: Clit CMDR of Clit Ct
 Gowenmark: Awesome user name upload combo. All you can eat!!!
 mrmrmr: just dumb
 a sedated moose: Looks dark there.
 Albatross: No wonder its so hard to find!
 Fiasco: "You have arrived at your destination. Go ahead and start the alphabet, we all know that's your only move."
 Turd Ferguson: Found it!
Image 117266   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
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