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244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

244532  Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.



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Score:
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 Korrok: This kid's got a good future ahead of him.
 hairy: kid's lyrical
 Mr. Shine: Hello muddah, hello faddah!
 Fishy: This is SAD
 Alkavarion: Enter dark, exit light! Take my hand, off to... School.
 fanny: better if you read it in a Christopher Walken voice (@Teechur made me think of him reading Goodnight, Moon on the Simpsons)
 NoRagrets: Hello warhammer, goodbye money.
 imaginary gf: What the shit
 Teechur: Goodnight, Moon.
 Trick Question: hello kitty, goodbye horses
 a robot: Hello darkness my old friend
 Derp Herpigan: Hello Rad votes, Goodbye Real Life.
Image 117275   07-05-16   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Image 117274 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by generic. Your image was bad, generic.
Score:
160
 
 Borkf: I'm surprised nobody has commented on the name of the wine yet.
 Alkavarion: Mild cheese and grocery store wine. This is going to be off the hook.
 Wet farts: It ain't easy being cheesy.
 5 Headed Snake God: Ooh, getting ready for a wine and cheese party? Classy.
 a robot: At least go for Kraft singles if you're trying to be fancy
 harpooneer: Compared to the couple years I lived off ketamine, reese's pieces, and diet coke, this is serious nutrition.
 Fiasco: DGAF
 Teechur: Better grab a box of store-brand Saltines, too.
 Peter Pantsless: Bad because this could have just as easily been me
 Knice: Swiggety swooty @#101617
 Derp Herpigan: Oh yeah, American Singles. So funny. *cries in a corner*
Image 117273   07-05-16   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
289
 
 Eleftheros: More like bruisemobile
 Slowpoke: @Micro Jackson Fix the goddam cigerette lighter!
 Micro Jackson: It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks
 Meow: Well golly, Andy
 Turd Ferguson: You're a crooked cop. You and that damn junkyard cat
 Teechur: Adam 12 get over to Mayberry. Their deputy is a Knotthead.
Image 117272   07-05-16   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
301
 
 SomeCanadian: Site of a mass insecticide?
 Christina: A nice li'l niche!
Image 117271   07-05-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
172
 
 DeepReddishBlue: Glassing my beautiful person sounds vaguely enjoyable, if I had one.
 Mattixvii: For fucks sake no English person says gabber gobber. Try using mush, chops, pie hole, face gash, maybe chompers.
 Christina: that's Xactly how I think it wud sound like.
 Turd Ferguson: The queen takes 40% of my income. Hip hip cheerio
Image 117270   07-05-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
482
 
 Otterman: @Peter Pantsless I like naturals
 Otterman: "...were black."
 fink: @Mr. Butt I agree with this
 Peter Pantsless: Afros are making a comeback, which is great because they're rad as hell
 Teechur: Thinker's arm looks like a penis.
 Mr. Butt: And the prince would serenade her with tasty selections from MaggotBrain
Image 117269   07-05-16   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Image 117268 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by nanananana. Your image was bad, nanananana.
Score:
242
 
 Christina: This is for him: #117078.
 Turd Ferguson: He was raised by cats? Probably an asshole
 Scoo: Snapchat by Hallmark
 Derp Herpigan: "Are you my son?" *sniffs butt* "Yes, you are." *Licks*
Image 117267   07-05-16   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
273
 
 Suburbanmom: The elusive urban myth....according to most men...
 itskando: Never found TGAT part of Connecticut
 Micro Jackson: My boyfriend got lost looking for it
 Gowenmark: Awesome user name upload combo. All you can eat!!!
 TFChicken: Clit CMDR of Clit Ct
 Gowenmark: Awesome user name upload combo. All you can eat!!!
 mrmrmr: just dumb
 a sedated moose: Looks dark there.
 Albatross: No wonder its so hard to find!
 Fiasco: "You have arrived at your destination. Go ahead and start the alphabet, we all know that's your only move."
 Turd Ferguson: Found it!
Image 117266   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
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