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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
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 tib gubb: i had sex and pizza in the same day. that was pretty great imo
 Skaalar: Nah, there's also weed and republicans. Also, your mom.
 Trick Question: Toad if you wanted head you only needed to ask
 Turd Ferguson: if you gaze long into the abyss
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: There is no reality, only what is.
 DeepReddishBlue: If nothing is real, suffering can't be real.Sweet!
 duckfarts: DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
 Korrok: @Skinr That place is rather dull, wouldn't you agree.
 Skinr: suffering isn't real either; there is only The Void
 Fishy: This is SAD
 Defiance: Doot doot doot dootdoot doot doot.
Image 117226   07-05-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
296
 
 Trick Question: back in the old days those would have been actual people on the sign
 Teechur: I've played Hangman before and this is not how you play Hangman.
 HermwoodLitmajor: It's a place of healing, but if you want to end it all with a poisoned margarita we can do that too
 brian greene: using drugs huh ? we is havin a hangin!!!
 duckfarts: RIP RIP RIP
 Fishy: She's missing a leg.
 Skinr: must be a chiropractor's office
 Derp Herpigan: Ahh, where the family can just hang around.
Image 117225   07-05-16   Uploaded by    KnowLifer
Score:
350
 
 fanny: #166644 go back
 Side Boob: Jesus moving in not-so-mysterious ways
 Muddyfunkster: was actually tryin for an up-cardigan shot
 Larfles: Jesus! Cyka Blyat!
 Albatross: Christ in a track suit!!! This is my new favorite expletive
 fanny: I think I love you, ADIDAS Jesus.
 Skinr: Richard Garriott is looking good for 55
 Wet farts: Oh, Jesus Christ
 a robot: @dobbiesdoogs God damn that god damned song. I had a CASSETTE SINGLE of that song, that's how old I am (and how bad my taste in music is/was). But still, what @Fiasco said :D
 Fiasco: @dobbiesdoogs I like this comment so much.
 dobbiesdoogs: just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home
Image 117224   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
584
 
 trelyate: "Let's see how YOU like having your paw used as a good luck charm!"
 Teechur: Already ate the tail.
 itskando: Ugh. White chocolate is the worst
 duckfarts: at bizarro easter...
 Fiasco: "Aw man it's hollow inside. What a rip."
Image 117223   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
712
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Back there again #217722
 shelledfauna: It's how you ward off the evil eye and the devil the Renaissance, for reals! Time travelers take note.
 Headoftheclass: "The Devil Went Down to Vagina ", by The Charlie Daniels Band
 Trick Question: Little lightning bolts? But why?!
 Muddyfunkster: yarrrg it's like a run-over kebab!
 Albatross: Holy shit! It's bigger than mine!
 sparename: "SHEEEIIT! VAJAZZLED TO FUCK, SISTER!"
 Jotun: Puss.y game on point!
 tib gubb: typical saturday
 duckfarts: shit gettin crazy up in the club
 Korrok: It's not Satan's fault he's a militant asexual. Don't kinkless shame.
 hairy: now you show me yours
 Fiasco: Self assertive, calm mona lisa smile under pressure, knows how to handle a demon... This would have been a prescient image of the Self-empowered Woman of Tomorrow if the artist hadn't given her condescendingly superficial tiny doll feet.
 Cami: Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth.
 Cami: He talks big but doesn't know what to do with an actual woman.
 Flarmie: GRINDR
 Mexico: OH GOD IT'S HUGE
Image 117222   07-05-16   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
246
 
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: New Icy Hot Stuntaz album art looking good.
 duckfarts: your groom's got a purty mouth
 Skinr: I'm sure this would make sense if I was European
Image 117221   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
276
 
 luxuslurch: This looks awful, but all I can read is "herp derp"
 Noremak: @a robot Very cool, you have language software. Thanks!
 Trick Question: Russia don't fuck around
 Muddyfunkster: In Mother Russia train rides you.
 ModelTRex: 6EPErNCb Is my gmail password.
 Albatross: When comrade signed on as a brakeman he didn't realize he would actually be the brake
 duckfarts: 6EPErnCb in the rNABA by my own rNABA
 Korrok: I hate when this happens.
 a robot: It says "beware of buffers," it's basically a more terrifying version of "mind the gap"
 Joseph: 6EPErNCb! This is no laughing matter.
 Derp Herpigan: 6EPErnCb 6y?EP0B
Image 117220   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
412
 
 lecj07: Dancing is forbidden! It has always been forbidden!
 Trick Question: dear Luna I hope Dana's actually in there
 Side Boob: Damn Furries!
 Yttermayn : The mic rula!
 sumodrsn: Yes! Meatwad!
 tib gubb: mester shek!
 duckfarts: shakezula
 ThatGuy: Numba one in the hood g!
Image 117219   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
151
 
 Apple IIe: you jealous?
 sparename: I know, Kurtains Cobain, in the bath, with a shotgun
 duckfarts: @fumbduck no, kurt cobain is dead
 fumbduck: Is that Kurt Cobain?
Image 117218   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
195
 
 forkbear: no no no no no no no no no ........
 ThatGuy: Brent?
 SoyUnPerdedor: Cool sweater+glasses, and reverse Mohawk? Fashionista!
 dobbiesdoogs: mistakes were made
Image 117217   07-04-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
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