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192454  Jennerator: Planting a dogwood

192411  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - i badly want to know also; google search useless: AGGRONAUTS!... got anything ?

192428  wolfpk: There isn't any land there. The trees are just screwing with you.

192428  Horatio: @Mr. Shine come on, we're all adults here, we all know how jelly beans are made.

192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

192454  Sage: Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad. But only a little. Puns are usually bad.

192461  wolfpk: Trust me, hounds are stupid. I will have your back!

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192280 trelyate: this guy lives in the same city as me, apparently.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

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192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

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192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

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Score:
727
 
 Himesama: @Dick Inspector You are alone on that one buddy.
 Warrax: Killed by a trombone #36995.
 Whatever: Just a flesh wound
 Dick Inspector: I don't know about others, but I don't really feel like looking at mashed-up dead bodies on here.
 questionable: well, now the local fauna who survive on carrion are going to choke on the balloon. good job, I guess
 Nugster: @Gargoyle In a jar of formaldehyde? Sure!
 Scoo: At least it got put to good use: #116385
 Christina: Too late.
 Turd Ferguson: #116444
 winwolf: Never yield, sir.
 Gargoyle: What do you think, doc? Can we save him?
Image 116485   07-01-16   Uploaded by    franktank
Image 116484 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by randomhobo. You have brought shame on us, randomhobo.
Score:
259
 
 Warrax: something something something Dark Side. something something something, Complete.
 Albatross: Darth Kittious
 msmstud: My precioussssss...
 questionable: that kitty has clearly revoked consent. prepare for destruction
 Christina: A cat snifer.
 Gargoyle: Oh my god! He's eating p... What? Nevermind...
 lasagna: Chair: no fats allowed
 Albatross: The emperor has found the rebel kitty!
Image 116483   07-01-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
305
 
 FatTigerWoods: So, not figuratively then?
 Penultimate Grunongo: @msmstud They're both pretty good at what they do, considering that they kind of just do their own voice but each character is still distinct amd recognizable. Still, seems like a lot of luck helps to break into voice acting.
 msmstud: That voice actor is really freakin' lucky. Kristen Schaal, too, for Bob's Burgers and Gravity Falls.
 questionable: Bob's Burgers is pretty funny
 Gargoyle: If you don't get me another drink, I'll rub sand in your dead little eyes. I dont know if they grade it but... coarse...
 Jayfu: @trelyate Is that why Whitehouse is still missing?
 Murdertaco: That's called alcohol withdraws and its terrible.
 Scoo: A Pimm's Cup in a pimp's cup? Right away, sir.
 trelyate: RIP Woodhouse('s voice actor)
Image 116482   07-01-16   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
360
 
 tib gubb: take that to the bank, brah
 questionable: congrats, your experiment has provided evidence that doggos aren't very good at Monopoly
 Borkf: Do not pass borkf, do not collect $200
 Derp Herpigan: Fvck bi+ches, get Monopoly money
 Gargoyle: I ownz all dees now!
 Urn BooUrn: Dog Wins
 Teechur: Look at my Community Chest. Now rub my belly!
 Magma Safe: Free borkfing
 Knice: Free barking
 WTF: When your broke in Monopoly and you land on Boardwalk with a hotel... Fido will only accept infinite belly rubs as payment.
 Peter Pantsless: Buster always fucking lands on Boardwalk first
 Scoo: I, too, own a Monopoly Jacket
Image 116481   07-01-16   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
355
 
 m o l e m a n: my sides hurt @harpooneer
 petunias: ughhhh
 questionable: remember the movie Tusk? that's how I feel about this
 Jayfu: @harpooneer I haven't
 Alastair: Fuck fuck fuck, Mother mother fuck, Mother mother fuck, fuck, Mother fuck, Mother fuck, noise noise noise.
 harpooneer: @Jayfu God, who hasn't?
 the snark: Bickety-bam little bumble-bitch!
 Jayfu: Hey lady, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
 Scoo: Jay and Silent Bob Meet Bumblebee Girl
 Christina: It's Blind Mellon time!
Image 116480   07-01-16   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Image 116479 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Apple IIe. Boo, Apple IIe.
Score:
370
 
 happyfamily: Ricardito Montalban.
 Side Boob: This kid is already cooler than I'll ever be :(
 Fett4life: And that kid grew up to be... George Foreman
 Scoo: And that kid grew up to be... Albert Einstein
 Peter Pantsless: Just a dapper young gent
Image 116478   07-01-16   Uploaded by    dorian
Image 116477 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by queezy farm. We'll pray for you, queezy farm.
Score:
144
 
 Bob: And it tastes more like plastic than you can believe.
 glowstick: sorta funny
 Borkf: Soft Drinks Fact: These are called cuplets.
 Teechur: Get your water from the tap. Otherwise, you get a box full of black mold.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Google reveals this is Indonesian mineral water. Silly buyer, get your coffee from Indonesia and your mineral water from Italy
Image 116476   07-01-16   Uploaded by    DOW
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