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258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

258390  Side Boob: Sleep like an Egyptian.

258407  Side Boob: Where are my testicles, Summer?

258474  Scoo: # You gotta slap her gently #

258466  Sadpygmy: She does appear to have a leg up on me

258470  Not A Bot: THNX BABE NOW SeND SEXY HOT WAINSCOTTING PIC

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258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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Score:
480
 
 A duck: These birds are into some pretty obscure chirps, you've probably never heard of them.
 NoRagrets: Jaunty.
 sumodrsn: Ah, Cherrio.
 Jaunty Shrimp: "Do you like my mustache, Old Bean?" "Why, yes, Bertie. Enough to take it on as my own."
 Teechur: One jolly good tern deserves another.
 msmstud: Bird like a sir.
 San DoDo: Quite
 Nugster: I say, I misplaced my monocle
 Christina: Classy!
 questionable: new Pokemon designs are just ridiculous
Image 116276   06-30-16   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
530
 
 MaronaPossessed: "What are you in for?" "Everytime I go into a bathroom, there is toilet paper rolls. Everywhere...EVERYWHERE!!!"
 A duck: A special bathroom for when you have a stomach bug.
 WaffleIron: @Derp Herpigan : I count four so far, but some are most assuredly hanging correctly.
 hearsegirl: this looks like the resolution of a domestic squabble. Or the beginning of round 3
 Good Bye: Feed the ends of each roll into the toilet and flush!
 HermwoodLitmajor: The Saw franchise is running out of ideas
 Derp Herpigan: I swear, if all those rolls are installed in the wrong direction...
 Poop van Pants: Goatse's bath room
 Slowpoke: Finally, all that costco shopping has paid off!
 San DoDo: Always prepared!
 questionable: *checks one roll, then another, then another. they're all truck-stop one-ply*
 illBilliam: Kitter dreams
 Side Boob: One way to make sure you never run out of toilet paper.
Image 116275   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
445
 
 A duck: Ah yes, the Whale Tail party
 Micro Jackson: I've a whale of a tail to tell ya lads
 tib gubb: ironically - she represents the conservative party
 Blackheart223: And with the stroke of a pen, the Thong Wars were over.
 Christina: Sexist if true.
 questionable: she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck / thighs like what, what, what / baby move your butt, butt, butt
 Turd Ferguson: I should get into politics
 Slowpoke: Sure, I'll sign this again... but why are the tables getting lower and lower each week?
Image 116274   06-30-16   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
255
 
 5 Headed Snake God: Still seems nice.
 WaffleIron: Maybe just once.
 questionable: first rule of meth bible camp is...probably something to do with meth or bibles, I dunno
 Jayfu: Meth bible camp is a dead end alright!
Image 116273   06-30-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Image 116272 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by redrex. We'll pray for you, redrex.
Score:
315
 
 MaronaPossessed: They see me loading. They bitching. Thinking about how my moves are hacking.
 Christina: @A duck We don't have many women in the military around I live.
 Side Boob: @A duck I was too aghast over the misloaded belt to notice
 A duck: Plus I think she's wearing makeup
 A duck: @Waffleiron @Christina @Side Boob: Look at those hands and the soft facial features. It's a woman.
 WaffleIron: @Christina @Side Boob : You two are getting "he" from those lips? I had this one pegged as a woman for sure.
 Christina: @Side Boob So it's just me. Thank you very much.
 Side Boob: @Christina He's on the correct side of the gun, the ammo belt is just upside down and therefore the cartridges are facing the wrong way.
 Christina: Is it just me, or he is in the wrong end of the gun?
 questionable: I always hated this level in Call of Duty
 Science: Fortunately, modern firearms are equipped with a device that ensures rounds face the correct direction. It's like that bank you had when you were a kid that sorted your coins for you.
 rand0: killing 'em with irony
 Teechur: You probably wear a red shirt at Trekkie cons.
 Good Bye: Kids these days...
 bubbles: That certainly is an interesting way to load your gun.
 WTF: You'll shoot your eye out... literally!
Image 116271   06-30-16   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
460
 
 Headoftheclass: This puke looks like I'm calling off, too.
 questionable: protip: every beer tastes like that if you're brave and/or don't give a fuck enough
 Turd Ferguson: I've had that beer before. It was pretty good until I went to work the next day
 Callahan: are you serious
Image 116270   06-30-16   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
157
 
 Science: @Jaunty Shrimp: Thanks. She won't, but it's all about keeping her comfy and happy until the time comes.
 questionable: your doggo is literally shitting itself staring at whatever hairy monstrosity is off camera, pay some dang attention
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Science Hope your pupper gets well soon
 Science: I feel that pain. My dog is on steroids and chemo pills, and man, her farts are lethal.
 Borkf: Also, shave your camera lens.
 Borkf: Pepperoni dog farts, amirite?
Image 116269   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
504
 
 Headoftheclass: Jorene, it's always something with you.
 tib gubb: people actually do this
 questionable: having a family is bullshit. all they'll do is eat my Chinese food. fuck that
 Turd Ferguson: We're all alone in some sense
 Skinr: and where there was only one set of footprints, I was picking you up with chopsticks
Image 116268   06-30-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
324
 
 XLY: When your boyfriend is a Were-beast and you drink from a cup thats really baby birdsf in their nest but you're secretly metal af
 questionable: this makes as much sense as Johnny Mnemonic
 Christina: @SomeCanadian Yes, the lion and the ugliness.
 Side Boob: No, No, no! THIS is how you do "the shocker"
 Slowpoke: @Christina You mean "beauty and the lady", right?
 Apple IIe: this is the new superfood
 SomeCanadian: Catman: I wanted the birdies, not the hand. Woman: Piss off, I'm listening to metal and throwing the horns!
 Christina: The beauty and the feline.
Image 116267   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
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