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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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1. Felicity
2. tib gubb
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Scoo
7. Telkwa
8. Robespierre
9. Dr Awkward
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious



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east bay uploaded 249180 (902 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (874 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (860 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (857 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (847 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
depression uploaded 249098 (814 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (799 points)
ineedhepl uploaded 249070 (798 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 6183 points
 3. barfolomew: 5945 points
 4. fanny: 3992 points
 5. WannaBee: 3703 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 3439 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2911 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2684 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. wordjones: 1999 points
11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
13. younglink: 1642 points
14. catheter: 1628 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
419
 
 Noremak: Nevermind. He/She/They post pics on and off but doesn't comment much.
 Noremak: Makes me wonder whatever happened to @sporky
 Bile: Wap wap wap
 WaffleIron: @RodTorfelsonsArmada : I take offense to that! I can never keep my shoes that white!
 Fishy: DANCE! DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE!
 TFChicken: Live damn it, LIVE!
 RodTorfelsonsArmada: According to my life experience, pretty much every trombone player looks like this.
 A duck: Free squirrel!
 Knice: Wow, this brings me back. #36995
 AutomaticBad: he's dead, jim
Image 111470   06-06-16   Uploaded by    hex0
Score:
271
 
 Fishy: You still fked yourself the most by having a kid.
 Knice: Still needs to whack off.
Image 111469   06-06-16   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
166
 
 Fishy: Safety first.
 duckfarts: NOTE HOW THERE ARE NO KIDS IN THIS SCENARIO
 Cheeze: How to get your car keyed: Step 1
 questionable: *adds Korrok sticker*
 AutomaticBad: this is great, but do people still do stick figure stickers?
Image 111468   06-06-16   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
72
 
 AdamBomb286: Anybody up for a game of Battletech?
 XLY: This is triggering me
 Slowpoke: Settlers of Kazakhstan.
 Isensedanger: @questionable @funny in the wall @questionable Mr Gorbachev...tear down this wall
 questionable: @funny in the wall more carbon, less decaying infrastructure
 funny in the wall: @questionable or graphene. whatevs.
 questionable: I feel this represents communism
Image 111467   06-06-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
222
 
 Gowenmark: @EvilOtter Still. Someone had to be first. And then brag about it.
 EvilOtter: This would be funny if The Onion logo wasn't in the corner.
 thrilhouse: Their mortality and the futility of
Image 111466   06-06-16   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
344
 
 The Turks: @Dabajabaza Lolllll!
 falling: @Headoftheclass hahah
 A duck: The Call of the Wild
 Musician: You are wise to seek me on top of this mountain to find the meaning of life, for that meaning is... Squirrel!!!!
 Headoftheclass: Spot Zawadaszki: Doggystyle Inventor
 Nugster: I have seen such things. Things you would not believe.
 Dabajabaza: Bask gently, pupper.
 questionable: there is only one borkf, it is inside all of us
Image 111465   06-06-16   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Image 111464 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by jimbiscuit. We'll pray for you, jimbiscuit.
Image 111463 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by conner. Your image was bad, conner.
Score:
586
 
 ignatz: Is your GF a gif?
 duckfarts: i'm definitely looking at the same gif
 questionable: is this a Trump allegory
 Scoo: Source: goatcorporation
Image 111462   06-06-16   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
409
 
 phailsauce: @A duck for real
 rand0: I would if I could.
 Korrok: @Knice @A duck I love you guys.
 duckfarts: @cromerstu oh great, another Hothrcaust denier
 cromerstu: Ice giants never existed you moron.
 Knice: @Thr1llh0 Is that all it takes? ;-)
 grace: Fuck you both for making me google that.
 A duck: Was Odin the main villain in a horror-comedy novel? No? Vote @Korrok
 Knice: Odin blows goats. Vote Korrok.
Image 111461   06-06-16   Uploaded by    greg
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