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209573  Yurishiro: A pedo guide for little girls.

209921  funny in the wall: @Knice @korrok warned us

209921  Yurishiro: Watch out the insult written smaller suggests you subconsciously feel intimidated and possibly affected by an inferiority complex, like when you tell something behind people's back instead of facing them. Try like this: FUCK YOU TRUMP YOU WILL BRING WW3 ON OUR HEADS

209929  On Spec: Its like it continues to grow more creepy from the moment you look at it

209862  dangerkeith3000: What Walking Dead episode is this from?

183720  dangerkeith3000: @bug If you didn't have indoor plumbing, you'd be grumpy too!

209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

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2. Felicity
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209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209909 tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209779 FireBreathingMarmot: Redundant.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

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 5. White Male: 1935 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 1874 points
 7. ChubbyBuddy: 1564 points
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 9. grace: 1358 points
10. gutwheat: 1302 points
11. a robot: 1292 points
12. Knice: 1257 points
13. PornoPedler: 1247 points
14. Drunk Orc: 1223 points
15. phil: 1134 points
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 Yurishiro: @gary If I don't reply on #1, was I ever here?
 Ihminen: In the beginning...
 gary: If I don't write on #1, was I ever here?
 scribbs: I've never taken the time to look at #1. Today I did. I feel it was worth the effort.
 Amy Housewine: I've never been here before.
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 Zampano: Here we go again
 Dresdenkeogh: Im involved
 guest: hi mom
 Frank herbert: 2nd annual pilgrimmage
 ch: i am here
 dobbiesdoogs: paaaaaaarp
 VoR: Image number #1 now in the top 50 images! Well done @Moonmoon.
 Christina: So, this site is about surprises and noise, isn't it?
 Trick Question: First! ...ah crap
 MaronaPossessed: "And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the first image post on friendly spaceship." *pictures flash and oos and aaas and stuff*
 WaffleIron: @VoR : I tried, but the website is crafty and wont serve up images below #1
 VoR: @WaffleIron No, keep going back.
 WaffleIron: Is this the april fools day joke?
 indolentia: i'm not sure why it feels like an accomplishment to comment on the first ever image, but here it is.
 Magma Safe: Spam spam spam spam
 Magma Safe: A fitting begin to the friendly spaceship. surprising but bad all at once
 luxbu: If you look in the distance, you can see the parallel AG where everyone is dressed like cowboys.
 Borkf: I cheated and skipped to the start :-(
 Trumpysucks: I came to the edge of the space ship, and I wept for there were no further images to Rad.
 Bone Loc: today is a day that will live in infamy
 Alastair: All Aggronauts must one day complete a pilgrimage to Image #1 On this day I complete mine.
 VoR: @Mattixvii Can't say I've seen it again...
 bizijosh: How old is this site anyway?
 www: it all started with a honk
 Pizza: This horn is weird.
 anonymous: Friendly spaceship powered by compressed air
 CrustyDusty: Oh, what's this? NO, WE MUST DIG DEEPER!
 trumpet: this will be an interesting study of the generations of AGers that come and go. bottom of the list are in the oldest posts,top ones on page 1
 NoRagrets: In between sleep, work and keeping up with the front page posts.......I've finally made it.
 Salvador Molly: I've reached the core of the spaceship!
 Mattixvii: How many times will we re upload this one?
 Throb: @Bubu that's what she said
 Frank herbert: kilroy was here
 imaginary gf: What, the end of the universe? I wan to go deeper!
 Throb: @SoyUnPerdedor don't leave dates. That's how they catch us.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Hahaha, it seems that I wasn't the only one who thought of looking up the first pic, I was here 01/23/16
 Throb: I want to do this to someone now
 Bolt Vanderhuge: same, @Warrax. I was debating a journey through the friendly spaceships from the beginning possibly. hence air horn door
 lebron: How bored was I to end up here?
 Solemn: Once upon a time...
 KnowLifer: Let's give this picture as many comments, as it deserves.
 mypasswordispassword: MY PASSWORD IS "password"
 San DoDo: vv wait, you're already here :)
 Lousy AI: "This should really crank my April Fool's shenannigans into high gear" he said to himself, securing the hockey mask. He lit the torch, igniting the machete blade. He reached out for the fire alarm, and prepared to enter Marlboro College history...
 bubbles: I'm number one!!!
 VoR: All this time I'd assume it would be a apple
 kittylitter: @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN @Pizza @not i spy i have a soft spot for this. Felt a real sense of accomplishment when I joined last year and made it back to the very first image
 Pizza: @not i spy That's weird. It changed to the Last Supper when I viewed it earlier.
 not i spy: @Pizza looks like an airhorn to me bud
 Pizza: The fuck? This picture used to be an airhorn
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: Oh the fucking irony, the first image on friendly spaceship is a fucking macro.
 tib gubb: is this the dark web?
 Alistar: classic
 H.Dresden: Everyone graffiti the first image comments!!!!
 nimbus: Come to Image #00001 if u want an ass kicking
 Pizza: The Big Honk. The birth of the Aggroniverse.
 WotGives: i was expecting a little more, to be honest
 frogbeatfrog: shut up JUST SHUT UP
 habbekratz: Kilroy was here.
 Sayuri: Quite the evil prank, that is.
 hoobleton: The genesis! The first gator!
 gulpeg: The birth of AG.
 Jesus: Try #2
 grid: #100000000
 grid: Hey, why doesn't the #1 link to image #1?
 grid: Honk honk, I'm #1
 sodamachine: I'm number one! I'M NUMBER ONE!!!
 whipwing: where's our mascot
 Big Piss: Number one
 ShamWOW: The birth of a dynasty
 Mostradanus: This is the first picture of this website...I foresee a great future for this website.
 parrotsnest: Best pic so far
 Sayuri: very clever. also first imaaaaaaage
 TyJaYo: I made it all the way back to image 1! Now I return to page 1 and try to get back to wherever it was I started.
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