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257997  Shay: I just go to the bathroom and reset the electricity.

257998  Shay: *muffled* duh wae *muffled*

258017  Albo Grungus: Axolotls are so cute! My friend has one, she named him Pascal and he looks just like Honey Lemon!

258001  Shay: Meanwhile Peter Sellers is rolling in his grave.

258002  Shay: YES!!

257999  wolfpk: "French anatomy book" Yeah right! Just admit it; it's French porn!

258004  Shay: Are you brave enough to visit the website? (I'm not)

258005  Shay: Gran Tordoggo

258008  Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.

258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257926 Otterman: @Side Boob I have much to learn.

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

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 mexican: Guess this whole thing started with a blast, didn't it?
 fanny: oh shit i'm late to this party!
 Aufziehvogel: Oh. Was this worth the odyssey? Well, yes.
 wolfskin: @gary If I don't reply on #1, was I ever here?
 Ihminen: In the beginning...
 gary: If I don't write on #1, was I ever here?
 scribbs: I've never taken the time to look at #1. Today I did. I feel it was worth the effort.
 Amy Housewine: I've never been here before.
 cizhiresb: #grilledloinfriendly spaceshipburgerindex.php?=1
 cizhiresb: grilledloinfriendly spaceshipburger?=1
 Zampano: Here we go again
 Dresdenkeogh: Im involved
 guest: hi mom
 Frank herbert: 2nd annual pilgrimmage
 ch: i am here
 dobbiesdoogs: paaaaaaarp
 VoR: Image number #1 now in the top 50 images! Well done @Moonmoon.
 Christina: So, this site is about surprises and noise, isn't it?
 Trick Question: First! ...ah crap
 MaronaPossessed: "And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the first image post on friendly spaceship." *pictures flash and oos and aaas and stuff*
 WaffleIron: @VoR : I tried, but the website is crafty and wont serve up images below #1
 VoR: @WaffleIron No, keep going back.
 WaffleIron: Is this the april fools day joke?
 indolentia: i'm not sure why it feels like an accomplishment to comment on the first ever image, but here it is.
 Magma Safe: Spam spam spam spam
 Magma Safe: A fitting begin to the friendly spaceship. surprising but bad all at once
 luxbu: If you look in the distance, you can see the parallel AG where everyone is dressed like cowboys.
 Borkf: I cheated and skipped to the start :-(
 Trumpysucks: I came to the edge of the space ship, and I wept for there were no further images to Rad.
 Bone Loc: today is a day that will live in infamy
 Alastair: All Aggronauts must one day complete a pilgrimage to Image #1 On this day I complete mine.
 VoR: @Mattixvii Can't say I've seen it again...
 bizijosh: How old is this site anyway?
 www: it all started with a honk
 Pizza: This horn is weird.
 anonymous: Friendly spaceship powered by compressed air
 CrustyDusty: Oh, what's this? NO, WE MUST DIG DEEPER!
 trumpet: this will be an interesting study of the generations of AGers that come and go. bottom of the list are in the oldest posts,top ones on page 1
 NoRagrets: In between sleep, work and keeping up with the front page posts.......I've finally made it.
 Salvador Molly: I've reached the core of the spaceship!
 Mattixvii: How many times will we re upload this one?
 Throb: @Bubu that's what she said
 Frank herbert: kilroy was here
 imaginary gf: What, the end of the universe? I wan to go deeper!
 Throb: @SoyUnPerdedor don't leave dates. That's how they catch us.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Hahaha, it seems that I wasn't the only one who thought of looking up the first pic, I was here 01/23/16
 Throb: I want to do this to someone now
 Bolt Vanderhuge: same, @Warrax. I was debating a journey through the friendly spaceships from the beginning possibly. hence air horn door
 lebron: How bored was I to end up here?
 Solemn: Once upon a time...
 KnowLifer: Let's give this picture as many comments, as it deserves.
 mypasswordispassword: MY PASSWORD IS "password"
 San DoDo: vv wait, you're already here :)
 bubbles: I'm number one!!!
 VoR: All this time I'd assume it would be a apple
 kittylitter: @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN @Pizza @not i spy i have a soft spot for this. Felt a real sense of accomplishment when I joined last year and made it back to the very first image
 Pizza: @not i spy That's weird. It changed to the Last Supper when I viewed it earlier.
 not i spy: @Pizza looks like an airhorn to me bud
 Pizza: The fuck? This picture used to be an airhorn
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: Oh the fucking irony, the first image on friendly spaceship is a fucking macro.
 tib gubb: is this the dark web?
 Alistar: classic
 H.Dresden: Everyone graffiti the first image comments!!!!
 nimbus: Come to Image #00001 if u want an ass kicking
 Pizza: The Big Honk. The birth of the Aggroniverse.
 WotGives: i was expecting a little more, to be honest
 frogbeatfrog: shut up JUST SHUT UP
 habbekratz: Kilroy was here.
 Sayuri: Quite the evil prank, that is.
 hoobleton: The genesis! The first gator!
 gulpeg: The birth of AG.
 Jesus: Try #2
 grid: #100000000
 grid: Hey, why doesn't the #1 link to image #1?
 grid: Honk honk, I'm #1
 sodamachine: I'm number one! I'M NUMBER ONE!!!
 whipwing: where's our mascot
 Big Piss: Number one
 ShamWOW: The birth of a dynasty
 Mostradanus: This is the first picture of this website...I foresee a great future for this website.
 parrotsnest: Best pic so far
 Sayuri: very clever. also first imaaaaaaage
 TyJaYo: I made it all the way back to image 1! Now I return to page 1 and try to get back to wherever it was I started.
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