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238240  Christina: Image above (sense is optional.)

238106  SpaceCow: Make it unsweetened tea and we'll talk.

238171  glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238171  glenalec: We'll build a scarecrow. And make Mexico pay for it.

238232  drtofu: Oscar!

238172  Korrok: I'm okay with this....

238235  VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol

238239  VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.

238122  SpaceCow: Once you've got pugs this is basically how car cleaning is forever.

238123  SpaceCow: It's clearly the prize to the valedictorian of wishbone academy.

238234  Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.

238239  Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.

238217  Otterman: @Peter Pantsless And now you know (wheez) the rest... of the story.

238239  Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%

238231  Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators

238164  SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.

238166  SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.

238231  BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!

238213  Not A Bot: I don't drink water fish "date" in it

238212  SpaceCow: I see your mom also puts little notes in your lunches.

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238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238106 SpaceCow: Make it unsweetened tea and we'll talk.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238194 VoR: I'm dying right now

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

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 fanny: oh shit i'm late to this party!
 Aufziehvogel: Oh. Was this worth the odyssey? Well, yes.
 Yurishiro: @gary If I don't reply on #1, was I ever here?
 Ihminen: In the beginning...
 gary: If I don't write on #1, was I ever here?
 scribbs: I've never taken the time to look at #1. Today I did. I feel it was worth the effort.
 Amy Housewine: I've never been here before.
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 cizhiresb: grilledloinfriendly spaceshipburger?=1
 Zampano: Here we go again
 Dresdenkeogh: Im involved
 guest: hi mom
 Frank herbert: 2nd annual pilgrimmage
 ch: i am here
 dobbiesdoogs: paaaaaaarp
 VoR: Image number #1 now in the top 50 images! Well done @Moonmoon.
 Christina: So, this site is about surprises and noise, isn't it?
 Trick Question: First! ...ah crap
 MaronaPossessed: "And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the first image post on friendly spaceship." *pictures flash and oos and aaas and stuff*
 WaffleIron: @VoR : I tried, but the website is crafty and wont serve up images below #1
 VoR: @WaffleIron No, keep going back.
 WaffleIron: Is this the april fools day joke?
 indolentia: i'm not sure why it feels like an accomplishment to comment on the first ever image, but here it is.
 Magma Safe: Spam spam spam spam
 Magma Safe: A fitting begin to the friendly spaceship. surprising but bad all at once
 luxbu: If you look in the distance, you can see the parallel AG where everyone is dressed like cowboys.
 Borkf: I cheated and skipped to the start :-(
 Trumpysucks: I came to the edge of the space ship, and I wept for there were no further images to Rad.
 Bone Loc: today is a day that will live in infamy
 Alastair: All Aggronauts must one day complete a pilgrimage to Image #1 On this day I complete mine.
 VoR: @Mattixvii Can't say I've seen it again...
 bizijosh: How old is this site anyway?
 www: it all started with a honk
 Pizza: This horn is weird.
 anonymous: Friendly spaceship powered by compressed air
 CrustyDusty: Oh, what's this? NO, WE MUST DIG DEEPER!
 trumpet: this will be an interesting study of the generations of AGers that come and go. bottom of the list are in the oldest posts,top ones on page 1
 NoRagrets: In between sleep, work and keeping up with the front page posts.......I've finally made it.
 Salvador Molly: I've reached the core of the spaceship!
 Mattixvii: How many times will we re upload this one?
 Throb: @Bubu that's what she said
 Frank herbert: kilroy was here
 imaginary gf: What, the end of the universe? I wan to go deeper!
 Throb: @SoyUnPerdedor don't leave dates. That's how they catch us.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Hahaha, it seems that I wasn't the only one who thought of looking up the first pic, I was here 01/23/16
 Throb: I want to do this to someone now
 Bolt Vanderhuge: same, @Warrax. I was debating a journey through the friendly spaceships from the beginning possibly. hence air horn door
 lebron: How bored was I to end up here?
 Solemn: Once upon a time...
 KnowLifer: Let's give this picture as many comments, as it deserves.
 mypasswordispassword: MY PASSWORD IS "password"
 San DoDo: vv wait, you're already here :)
 bubbles: I'm number one!!!
 VoR: All this time I'd assume it would be a apple
 kittylitter: @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN @Pizza @not i spy i have a soft spot for this. Felt a real sense of accomplishment when I joined last year and made it back to the very first image
 Pizza: @not i spy That's weird. It changed to the Last Supper when I viewed it earlier.
 not i spy: @Pizza looks like an airhorn to me bud
 Pizza: The fuck? This picture used to be an airhorn
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: Oh the fucking irony, the first image on friendly spaceship is a fucking macro.
 tib gubb: is this the dark web?
 Alistar: classic
 H.Dresden: Everyone graffiti the first image comments!!!!
 nimbus: Come to Image #00001 if u want an ass kicking
 Pizza: The Big Honk. The birth of the Aggroniverse.
 WotGives: i was expecting a little more, to be honest
 frogbeatfrog: shut up JUST SHUT UP
 habbekratz: Kilroy was here.
 Sayuri: Quite the evil prank, that is.
 hoobleton: The genesis! The first gator!
 gulpeg: The birth of AG.
 Jesus: Try #2
 grid: #100000000
 grid: Hey, why doesn't the #1 link to image #1?
 grid: Honk honk, I'm #1
 sodamachine: I'm number one! I'M NUMBER ONE!!!
 whipwing: where's our mascot
 Big Piss: Number one
 ShamWOW: The birth of a dynasty
 Mostradanus: This is the first picture of this website...I foresee a great future for this website.
 parrotsnest: Best pic so far
 Sayuri: very clever. also first imaaaaaaage
 TyJaYo: I made it all the way back to image 1! Now I return to page 1 and try to get back to wherever it was I started.
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