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 Yurishiro's Aggro-Gator

 Mr Shifty: Bit less able and with wine to be honest!
 Prostata: yep. Except with less hair.
 Hyphae: I see. A sordid career in taxidermy, it is, then!
 dangerkeith3000: I hope I'm that content in the future.
 Bluetocracy: I see my future clearly, now.
 Niels Bohr: We should all be so lucky.
 Urn BooUrn: Also sharing a drink with Kind Larry David.
 Mr. Shine: Sharing a drink with Stubborn Jeff
 Sadbot: Also getting drunk with skinny Cheney
Image 204980   09-22-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 charlemagne: you're going home in a fucking ambulance! palistine! palistine! palistine
 Bluetocracy: JDizzle in a box. The music gets them every time.
 Fred fredson: Nah, it's cool, you go jeez. Don't mind me...
Image 204979   09-22-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Robespierre: If he loses the 'stache, he's a dead man.
 dangerkeith3000: get on that snake
 charlemagne: this is a metaphor
Image 204574   09-20-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 bug: @Shay That should have been a more effective slogan for the 2016 election.
 Robespierre: I'd brush my chompers with a haboob if I could.
 Dr Awkward: [Haboob intensifies]
 WTF: "Honey, please tell me you remembered to close the bedroom window!"
 charlemagne: the only thing more satisfying then building a self contained sim city is watching it crumble and fall with one god-like click of a button
 Shay: "Hey everybody, there's a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!!!"
 Side Boob: *fart*
Image 204187   09-18-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 dangerkeith3000: Now kiss
 mwoody: Oh god, that's disgusting. How did this picture get on this site!?
 VoR: All I see is a golden lamp
 Robespierre: UFF DA!
Image 204182   09-18-17 10:31am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Robespierre: @Uncle Larry Can you blame them?
 Uncle Larry: @Robespierre this is why they hate us
 Robespierre: Tortoise cozy is whimsical.
Image 204181   09-18-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 SpaceCow: "The lowland automobile, having cleared the area of predators, drinks deeply from the watering hole."
 Teechur: "Sign here, please." "But why?" "No, I mean, 'Put a sign here' so this doesn't happen again."
 PenguinBartender: "Watch that first step, it's a doooozy!"
 redmonkey3: Infrastructure.
 Robespierre: Splish splash, I was takin' a bath...
 AverageJoe: on their defense I'd say, it looked shallow from here
 Bu7Z: Bloop...
 Knice: Take THAT, creationists!
Image 203622   09-15-17 1:47pm     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Bu7Z: @PenguinBartender by 'scarce resources' I assume you mean that one female lizard they both fancy...
 Teechur: Support your spine.
 Robespierre: I've always loved Strauss's "Waltz for Two Lizards."
 PenguinBartender: I'm going to pretend they really missed each other and they're hugging each other, not fighting for dominance over scarce resources. Yep. Hugs.
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 Yurishiro: @Air Biscuit of course, without food reward it all ends with the turtle stopping, looking around and then falling asleep.
 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro maybe the rabbits not properly incentiveised? Have you tried putting food at the end or something?
 Yurishiro: @Bu7Z Haha, It's ok, on the internet I tend to try and use the simplest way of communication to get better understanding by anyone who I might encounter but perhaps you are correct and I should be more specific. I know very well the species is Testudo Horsfieldii, in North America the word turtle indicates all kinds of Chelonians, including tortoises and terrapins, only in UK the word turtle is used just for sea dwelling turtles. To avoid further misunderstanding, the furry little girl in the back is a Lionhead rabbit.
 Bu7Z: Sorry to be pedantic, I mean it's not like you said your when you meant you're... Just I think if it's your pet, you'd know what species it is.... @Yurishiro
 Bu7Z: *tortoise.... @Yurishiro
 Yurishiro: Turtle and rabbit from my house. Fun fact, in a race the turtle wins as the she scares the shit out of the rabbit, quite often literally.
Image 203385   09-14-17 08:31am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Air Biscuit: @Not A Bot i appreciate it anyway. Dont be bogged down by societys expectations that it be going anywhere.
 Air Biscuit: @Not A Bot like from the ninja turtles?
 Cami: Where did you get those, you sicko?
 Knice: Rad for Bear Hands.…
 Not A Bot: Seems legit. I gave my blackberry cobbler recipe to porn star April O'Neil via Tumblr.
 Ulillillia: WTH
 thecraftywolf: he has the right to bear arms
 Yurishiro: Sorry i vow to myself to one day learn to reply properly
 Yurishiro: @Peach
 Yurishiro: Oh deer
 Peach: Moooooom, Dad is making webcomics again!
Image 203209   09-13-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Spazstatic: Polite graffiti, courtesy of sticky notes.
 Yurishiro: The person Who took this pic was wearing Black t-shirt with White stripes and a seahorse on the chest. How do i know that? Just magic, no need to look anywhere else for answers.
 skillet: Shoo, scrubbing bubble!
Image 203006   09-12-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 eider: 1 cent is a pretty good butt-bargain.
 Mad Collager: I vote sparkling too!
 Yurishiro: You can't deny that's a good butt tho it deserves some sparkling.
 Cami: @funny in the wall I vote sparkling. Those four dashes make it funnier somehow.
 funny in the wall: is it farting or sparkling?
Image 202997   09-12-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Peach: My dog tries to catch the second ball, but it collides with the ball already in her mouth and gets launched across the yard. Very entertaining.
 charlemagne: multi tasking: the art of doing several tasks badly, in a short amount of time
Image 202862   09-11-17 5:09pm     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Yurishiro: @Spazstatic I'll NEVER tell... *giggle*
 WTF: Geep!
 Spazstatic: Alpaca maybe? Not sure what this creature is exactly.
 Spazstatic: Is this a trap? Is llama a switcheroo?
Image 202860   09-11-17 5:03pm     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 ASTER: KC Green's Gunshow.
 Unbathed: Dad's Bar; bartender: Dad
 AverageJoe: I think I'll take a CoD online community
 Mr. Shine: @sparename "I'm on a diet, I'll just have the CO instead of the CO2."
 sparename: Just get down to the cool, trendy, hipster-friendly CO2 Bar
Image 202403   09-09-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Felicity: The final head seems to have a face looking at us
 DarkTeddy: SOON.
 WaffleIron: must be a monk convention in town, maybe I can get some hand to hand training.
 Amy Housewine: The six ages of man (not in chronological order).
 deeeeeeeez: There's a pattern to be seen...
 Mr. Shine: *skips rock*
 charlemagne: the harmonic covergence has begun!
 KrazyKat: Bongos!
Image 202218   09-08-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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