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 Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like.
 Felicity: I got to bag it up
 WTF: "Classic"
 Scoo: "A Fair Amount of Diggity" is the name of my upcoming autobiography
 dangerkeith3000: No Diggity is off the chain.
 skatermario: Spoiler he got it wrong
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 Whatever: Wanna touch! *boop!*
 trelyate: @dangerkeith3000 he still hasn't gotten over what happened at the end of the reboot
 dangerkeith3000: What happened, Tom Servo?
 Peter Pantsless: Same
Image 260931   08-05-18 8:15pm     Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
 Stumpwiz: Are those burritos?
 hajjpodge: Ewe gotta be kidding me.
Image 259664   07-28-18 10:54pm     Uploaded by    sergeant
 Winterneuro: @sparename serving the freegan community since 2013
 Robespierre: Daltrey says, "This way to a cowboy's breakfast"
 Dr Awkward: Marginally Acceptable Foodstuffs
 sparename: Adequate Dumpster Cuisine
Image 259083   07-25-18 12:21pm     Uploaded by    whipwing
 dingding: However, in theory one toilet could accommodate multiple dicks
 Amy Housewine: Hay Terlit gimme a drink
 drtofu: I accept your challenge.
 Whatever: Obviously the sign maker never had to deal with little kids in the public restroom
 tib gubb: @Yam pretty typical, as far as drunk humor goes
 Scoo: You need to get one of those double-ended bartenders that can service two assholes at once
 Yam: So, youre calling your bartender a toilet? Flattering!
Image 257251   07-13-18 10:47pm     Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
 Passive: Metal Slug
 Laree: Snailed it.
 Not A Bot: If you're a dairy cow, that last one is true
 hajjpodge: Slugsh.
Image 256557   07-09-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    Yam
 RiderFan: Original Duke has been dead for years.
 redmonkey3: @a robot - MY president also, Sir or Madame or Other
 a robot: Nothing but respect for MY late president
 bug: He's thinkin' about those beans in heaven now.
Image 255691   07-04-18 11:03am     Uploaded by    Yam
 Air Biscuit: This is not a toy.
 Shay: Also, if left on top of television sets, they spontaneously explode.
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 Aspirin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Standard procedure buddy, get a bowl of cereal or a balogna sandwich as a safety buffer. Christ.
 VeeKay: If he's Kenta and that's Mrs Shibata he's good just to carry on.
 Mad Collager: That boy has nicer legs than most girls.
 Yam: @a robot Hey, when youre 15, sometimes you just gotta
 Yam: @a robot Hey, when youre 15, sometimes you just gotta
 a robot: It's your fault for not waiting longer than two seconds, you dumbass moron
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 Shay: Good god, did a squirrel mate with a bird?
 jochenau: Pardon, good neighbor, but could you spare a bit of basil?
 watwatwat: The early bird gets the worm.
Image 253697   06-21-18 11:03pm     Uploaded by    Yam
 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.
 a robot: Try a bending unit
 wolfpk: TNT or C4 if you can get your hands on some
 Fiveninety: not any of the things you tried so far.. and i'm gonna take a wild guess and say you probably didn't try a breaker bar with a roughly 6ft pipe over the end of it, which, if it's really super fucking seized, should twist and snap the wheel stud off.. in which case, you would need a lug nut and a wheel stud (maybe a hub), which is oh so much cheaper than the alloy wheel you just destroyed
 Warrax: @well duh It also appears to be resting on the ground. I'm guessing it's held on by the weight of the car.
 prius: Have you tried a chainsaw?
 well duh: There's not nearly enough rust on the other studs for that lug to have siezed, some monkey at a tire shop probably cross threaded it all the way on with an impact wrench. Oh, and, that whole "call someone who knows wtf they're doing next time" thing.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Surprisingly it's a common thing that you probably already have: your friend who is good with cars.
 tib gubb: @dangerkeith3000 that's a good way to set your wheel on fire-- your user name is fitting
 Teechur: At this point, you may as well just buy a new car.
 fanny: have you tried yelling at it?
 Side Boob: @dangerkeith3000 ...and hope it's a Magnesium wheel? :P
 tib gubb: a breaker bar
 dangerkeith3000: BLOW TORCH
 VoR: We've all been there.
 Mr. Shine: Jeezus.
 Minnesotan: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Image 253188   06-18-18 1:47pm     Uploaded by    Ignatius
 FireBreathingMarmot: Goin' a-courtin'
 antipatterns: bit.ly/…
 antipatterns: bad link to local frog legend on wiki. Gator took out important underscores
 antipatterns: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 Annoying Vegan : It is Sunday, my fellows.
 Bohab: That fellow has a drinking problem
 tib gubb: is this a frogge or a toyd?
 Dr Awkward: Proto-meme.
 Amy Housewine: I love that fellow.
Image 253014   06-17-18 08:47am     Uploaded by    Yam
 Urn BooUrn: Get out!
 TurkeyVulture: Same.
Image 252021   06-10-18 6:03pm     Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Mr. Butt: It is Sunday, my dudes.
Image 250746   06-02-18 10:54pm     Uploaded by    Yam
 addend: *you're. *you're.
Image 250733   06-02-18 9:26pm     Uploaded by    Yam
 BavidDowie: We met at the milk pail
 Mad Collager: I just don't understand it. My calf only knows how to say, "Me-ooo".
Image 250720   06-02-18 7:47pm     Uploaded by    Yam
 Mr. Shine: "Dude, he's going to make the BEST honey!"
 redmonkey3: @Yam - you are officially envied
 redmonkey3: @OldKentuckyShark - depends on strain of plant, really
 Yam: @redmonkey3 Canada.
 redmonkey3: @Yam - i crave the future, wherever it is... sigh
 Yam: @Mr. Whiskers Man, I tried an online dispensary recently. And it worked. A pretty lady in yoga pants dropped it off in a little gift bag, with free samples included. I love the future
 piranharama: The hummingbird seeks out only the dankest of nectars
 Mr. Whiskers: Even the bird can find weed. Pushing 40 sucks.
 CoffeeAndCigs: That hummingbirds about to get a bit slower
Image 250238   05-30-18 9:26pm     Uploaded by    Yam
 addend: "Of course, he can talk! Say 'Hello', Barry."
Image 249903   05-28-18 8:47pm     Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 Mr Bleak: That is brilliant! 5 stars to the designer.
 Side Boob: @Butcherboy What could possibly happen to children playing under a giant sheet of plate glass?
 Butcherboy: Thats a neat playground kinda thing but I dont want my kids playing up a giant suspended mirror
Image 249875   05-28-18 5:37pm     Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 jochenau: @Dresdenkeogh Suppositories that butt-taste like lemon?
 tib gubb: a quality meme, would chuckle again
 Mr. Whiskers: Sourpuss
 Dresdenkeogh: And now for the butt-hole
Image 249691   05-27-18 3:03pm     Uploaded by    Yam
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