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 XLY's Aggro-Gator

 Teechur: @WTF You make that sound like a bad thing.
 WTF: If you ban guns only the criminals will have the guns to commit suicide.
 Scoo: The only thing that can stop a schizophrenic guy with a gun is the same schizophrenic guy with a gun
Image 238077   03-18-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    arctic fox
 Robespierre: Chubby Dobie
 Dresdenkeogh: Don't share a coke with your dog. Because I fear you may have.
 Teechur: Pupperglycemic
 Ulillillia: Gordo doggo
Image 237616   03-15-18 8:07pm     Uploaded by    shark
 BavidDowie: She probably has some smoked meat and poutine in there. And a rosary.
 Dr Awkward: The Quebecois aren't known for their grittiness
 a robot: She is my idol
 satoshi: Scandalous! Society is coming to an end!
Image 237637   03-15-18 10:47pm     Uploaded by    Warrax
 Robespierre: Prunella Scales
 Not A Bot: would, wouldn't, after a few. Would, wouldn't, after a few more
 kornisjon: @Nope It's just curvy.
 BavidDowie: She just may have shingles.
 Teechur: You need some lotion, ma'am.
 itskando: You damn well better not. But my standing mamp has a small shelf at table height that he's all too eager for you to make use of
 Nope: Greg, your coffee table is weird as fuck and I cant even put a drink on it.
Image 237265   03-13-18 6:47pm     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro never doubt the worm!
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro hah, fishing jokes.
 Robespierre: Remember when people used to get all dressed up to go online? And how izzit that that green monochrome monitor is displaying in colour?
 Matricii: Ahh the 1980s and 90s... they were a magical time for the internet... Still so full of optimism
 dangerkeith3000: Is that the mom from 7th Heaven?
 Yurishiro: That's what the worm said
 duckybox: #152745
 flatluigi: All the way down
 9inchfails: I blame AG
 original og: I can't for the rest of my life. I'm going ONLINE.
Image 236520   03-09-18 09:18am     Uploaded by    Backhand
 VeeKay: Radbow!
 Captain Marsupial: @Not A Bot Sez you! This is going to be the new metaphor for my life!
 Not A Bot: Sometimes I wish there was a "meh" button. This is one such time.
 barfolomew: Rad? You know it's rad.
 TurkeyVulture: Most metal rainbow ever.
 DrNinjaman: That's what Ronnie James was talking about.
Image 236341   03-08-18 07:38am     Uploaded by    burritos
 Captain Marsupial: "How'd your first date go?"
 Captain Marsupial: "How'd your first date go?"
Image 236351   03-08-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    Donut
 Side Boob: Not with that attitude
 Kikari: It would be even better if it were reversed for imprinting purposes...and also not visible on the lips, say that you apply the lipstick and then carefully cover the white space with wax, so that the only part transferred is the message!@petepuma
 petepuma: it'd be more effective if it was mirrored for imprinting purposes
 wolfpk: Read my lips!
 gumble: Let's kiss and makeup
 VoR: Funny because that was on the tip of my tongue
 Yurishiro: Y U SAY DIS
Image 235622   03-04-18 01:26am     Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
 DrNinjaman: That is one looong butt hair.
 XLY: diggity dooty
 Robespierre: Transparency detected
 jazzjunkie: "When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not."
Image 235395   03-02-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    WTF
 Jabberwikket: @XLY Contgratulations! You have downloaded the free version of Danger Dog(TM). Consider upgrading to Obedient Danger Dog(TM) for just $9.95 a month, and he won't shred your cat pictures or chase after click bait. Or for $699.95 Lifetime Good boy Danger Dog(TM), he will aggressively chase down spam mail carriers and poop on the facebook or instagram pages of your choosing (and stop pooping on yours)
 trelyate: I'm free!
 Not A Bot: I didn't choose the gulag life, the gulag life chose me.
 jochenau: If only we'd discovered Danger Dog back before the internet, when all we had was chain letters. So many lives could have been saved...
 XLY: *right click, save as
 Ulillillia: Kill me, Pete
 VoR: @Yurishiro You're my hero!
 Yurishiro: @VoR Nothing really
 VoR: @Yurishiro ...straight to comments. What do I need to know?
 Yurishiro: I can't believe I read all that
 Zukero: Who's a good danger?
 tib gubb: that's a good dog
Image 235284   03-02-18 05:26am     Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 kornisjon: The strawberry one is true
 CrookedCop: Fine, Ill have dark powers on my pizza please
 Jabberwikket: I'll have 6 screwdrivers & a dozen roman candles
 addend: (Binges on cherries and strawberries.)
 Robespierre: Rooty-toot toot, they gots fruit
 Himesama: Incorrect egg shells on the window sills and chicken figures in the kitchen ward off evil spirts. (Seriously my mom does both)
 Annoying Vegan : Pancakes can be very healthy depending on what you make them with and what you put on top
 VeeKay: Rad for obvious plant
 Ulillillia: @bug Watermelon
 bug: Which ones do I shove up my ass? ...Oh, the strawberries. Thanks.
 Theta Zero: Centipedes? In my watermelon?
Image 235391   03-02-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
 FireBreathingMarmot: Mannequant even.
 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars
 Yurishiro: Show Dem aliens!
 BavidDowie: Someone paid someone else to put this up. On purpose.
 Bohab: @some guy yeah but those teriyaki fries though...
 some guy : Better than Wong Burger's design.
 Bohab: Silent hill's a lot less creepy in the daylight
 Zarathustra: Most. Awkward. Erection.
 addend: # Pump up the volume, pump up the volume #
 zrj235: i keep farting and it smells terrible.
 Mr. Shine: This playground is weird.
 a robot: Seems a bit top-heavy
 carpwoman: Okay.
 bug: Send nudes... into space!
 GoGo Robotto: Makes me think of "Inside"
 Nope: The Hannibal version was better
Image 233072   02-17-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    Warrax
 barfolomew: @barfolomew oh goddamn substitution
 fanny: I would love to hear the train of thought going on in the person's head before, during, and after drawing this
 barfolomew: @tib gubb that is indeed a strange nachos.
 tib gubb: gonna put this one in the strange boners file
 apoxia: This is someone's porn
 ping: Does my bun look big in this?
 Austin: I have the weirdest hot dog right now
Image 233002   02-17-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Jolly Well
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob
 tib gubb: time to be a risk-taker
 Peter Pantsless: "BLONDE LAUREN" by danger Bill
 Skinr: Who's bad?!
 Nope: Like she rode dick bad and broke dem dicks?
Image 232731   02-15-18 10:54pm     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Mr Bleak: Or ... metric measures. No contest, really.
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Oooooh, yeah. Now that I think about it, I think I misunderstood it the first time I saw it too.
 barfolomew: @Spazstatic oh I misunderstood the plus. That makes sense!
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Maybe I'm not following but looking at google and wolfram alpha, this looks correct. 1 cup equals 48 teaspoons or 16 tablespoons, therefore 1 tablespoon is 3 teaspoons, and so 1/3 cup would be 1 teaspoon + 5 tablespoons and 2/3 cup would be twice that, 2 teaspoons + 10 tablespoons.
 Skaalar: Im gonna save this and promptly forget about t.
 barfolomew: The ratios of teaspoon:1/3-cup and 2/3-cup are off.
 UltraBeverly: Fuck you, Edward Tufte!
 nerdhulk: This summons the pre-metric Satan.
 The Dog Dies: Confusing. Too spatial
 Teechur: @mexican But the memes! The MEEEMES! Why would they lie?
 mexican: @Teechur By using metric.
 Not A Bot: Early cherubim ideas for 40K were kinda lazy.
 Teechur: And yet we made it to the moon.
 Sadbot: This makes me want 44ml of whiskey
 El hefe:
 Ulillillia: Dividing by ten makes too much sense
 ignatz: gonna take this with a pinch of salt..
 Amy Housewine: Mug = bit bigger than a cup.
 Side Boob: This makes so much more sense than the metric system! *cries*
 logan: The Tree of a Measured Life
Image 232093   02-12-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 brown tony: When the President of the United States of America speaks but the words are problematic.
 Kaviri: Problematizing?
Image 231801   02-10-18 6:48pm     Uploaded by    nclaw
 CoffeeAndCigs: Is there a dolphin in the left buttock?
 buds420: @Prostata It WAS cool once or twice; 'taint no more.
 Prostata: this really is the perfect metaphor for burning man now
 Mr Bleak: Fractal butts. We should investigate further, captain.
 piranharama: Bet it smells great in there
 when so: -prrrt-
 Not A Bot: You have tripped the F.R.O.G. security system. RIIIIIIBIT! RIIIIBIT! RIIIIIBIT!
 Nope: @Mr. Whiskers I had that expunged from the record!!!!
 Mr. Whiskers: Yo dawg, heard you like butts
 peeper: Buttception
 Mexico: *hangs from nose* I'm a booger! *hangs from butt* I'm poop!
Image 231663   02-09-18 10:37pm     Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 Not A Bot: Destroy any nutritional benefit you may have gained from your vegetables!
Image 231684   02-10-18 12:55pm     Uploaded by    HairyNips
 Aufziehvogel: Totally buzzed and spaced-out
 Amy Housewine: That's clearly a robot in a feeble disguise.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The opposite of booze isn't weed
 Shay: Robo Jesus does not care, beep boop.
 Ulillillia: Beep boop we get it
 toolbag: Lol at the USA Capitol building on top of a Mayan pyramid on top of a Euro castle
 Dr Awkward: Bender in Denver?
 bug: Was gonna enslave all humans, but then I got high.
 charlemagne: this looks remarkably like my hippie friend angus
 Side Boob: Stonedbot
 funny in the wall: sounds like my kind of robot
 Yurishiro: Get a job!
 hanky: Whoa ... it's Gregg Allman robot.
 Peter Pantsless: The opposite of @Sadbot
Image 231389   02-08-18 12:31pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Annoying Vegan : Im thinking about those beans
 minigoat: Whenever I've had success, I never learn from it. Success usually breeds a degree of hubris. When you fail, that's when you learn. Moby
Image 231309   02-07-18 11:00pm     Uploaded by    meh
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