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 White Rice

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 White Rice's Aggro-Gator

 Rocky XLVII: Rad for Benguiat
 Shay: @Urn BooUrn It''s her "time" of the month...
 Urn BooUrn: Is your girlfriend going through some things?
Image 200109   08-28-17 6:09pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"
 White Rice: @Borkf it's true (I thought I had commented on your post with something along the lines of "I see your axe weilding chameleon & raise you a sword weilding one...whenever it posts!" but I must have only thought about making the comment)
 Borkf: Apparently, chameleons grab anything you give them #198085
 Warrax: The most deadly assassin.
 Cami: Mushin.jpg
 Zukero: New security feature in Suse Linux?
 karmakat: you WON'T get me easily human
 confession: Now I know what a chameleon on salvia looks like
 Meow: Seriously though, play the new Zelda
 Sandor: It swings its sword, it swings it swo-o-o-o-ord @sparename
 sparename: " # Combat Combat Combat Combat, Combat Cham-eee-eleon.. "
Image 198637   08-21-17 07:47am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 mrwiffler: Spoiler....They kill you.
 taiko: Colour me dubious.
 Borkf: @Theta Zero but only until 6 o'clock. We've got to go home for dinner.
 Zukero: ...yet.
 addend: ...but our dolls might.
 Ment Thorp: Come play with us
 tib gubb: you can trust us
 Fancy Clown: I'd still rather not take any chances
Image 196047   08-08-17 02:03am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Ronick: Cropped classic
 White Rice: @WaffleIron yes, that was it exactly! I forgot the name, and apparently only saw the first page, so I didn't see 2-4. Such a fun little throwback, and in a very good interpretation of Watterson's style (though none of the watercolors, I haven't seen anybody try to emulate those). I didn't notice/remember the Mr. Bunn reference the first time I saw it good.
 WaffleIron: @White Rice : Hobbes and Bacon. Excellent work
 Prombom: Things are not so bad; he still has his hair and is in shape, and evidently has a white-collar job. Hopefully the end of the ledge doesnt mean hes going to jump to his death
 White Rice: There was this little fan comic I saw a while ago, with adult Calvin, except instead of the usual "everything is bleak & childhood is lost" stuff like above, it focused instead on passing the torch, as it was (or, passing the tiger). It was him dealing with his daughter having some issue (forgot if it was nightmares or fear of what's under the bed or what) so he told her about his same issues, and how he had a trusted friend/guardian to help. Hobbes gets brought out (stuffed form) the tiger is passed, then when Calvin is out of frame, "real" Hobbes is with the daughter, presumably telling embarrassing stories about Calvin's youth. It was cute, and didn't redo the whole "once you grow up you can't have fun" message that's oft repeated.
 Kraken: Its not often you see Calvin without Hobbes somewhere nearby.... this is just really sad. And I'm in the same boat (or should I say wagon) with @Ulillillia
 Ihminen: Yea this is kinda sad
 ThoughtlessGentleman: no reason to stop doing ridiculous shit and if your job gets in the way of your life to much burn it.
 Ulillillia: I just imagine Hobbes is in the briefcase and is going to surprise him at work.
 WaffleIron: This always inspires sadness in me.
Image 194983   08-02-17 6:26pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 fanny: @White Rice ok NOW we need to find mad mascot when an image has been removed and add him!
 White Rice: @fanny always happy to give someone something to laugh about :-D
 fanny: @White Rice I knew it was coming but it still made me laugh out loud!
 WTF: Who knew that 'Network' and 'UHF' would transition from satire to documentary of modern television.
 Dr. Bathroom: Rad for Weird Al/UHF.
 Sadbot: @a robot Do whatever, just be sure to return your library books ontime
 a robot: Well I mean I don't think I can NOT radvote Weird Al
Image 189654   07-06-17 8:26pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Catcat: He's sleeping on an even bigger white cat.
 Rat-Butt: I plot the down fall of this hooman...but nothing! Nothing effects it! I tear at his hand and he thinks I am playing with him. I bring dead things to show my skill and ruthlessness and he thinks I think he doesn't eat enough! He eats like a freaking horse...
 Rat-Butt: Uhg! What a day I have had with that...that...that DOG!
 Rat-Butt: Damn! I got an eye booger that I can't rub out...
Image 188152   06-29-17 08:31am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 marxist: Mr Jowls gettin' funky.
 Mad Collager: It looks like someone swiped right a little too hard.
 Mr. Shine: Frame left: "Hmmmm" Frame right: "AWHRGBLBGRFFFF"
 El Barto: *burp*
Image 185989   06-18-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 wolfpk: Now you know the identity of the online gamer that keeps kicking your ass.
 Aemuli: Is a cute cat, and yet still had sex with your mom last night, newb
 scribbs: @Mr. Shine He's gold farming and he knows it. Uses the scratch to get fat on tuna and sardines.
 SpaceCow: "Goddamn campers."
 Mr. Shine: He has no idea what he is doing
Image 185052   06-13-17 5:09pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image HTC   06-12-17 03:17am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 whaleshark: Wow, that's only day 6..
 White Rice: Holy shit, I hope that this is 100% real, because it's too funny to not be. Just imagine if there was video of it.
 DrinkMixMan: [X-Files theme]
 cenecia: God almighty.
 Peter Pantsless: This happened during the Apollo 10 mission. To this day, none of them has fessed up to it. Also, space auto-rad
Image 183507   06-05-17 8:49pm     Uploaded by    trees
 White Rice: @Zampano I was not fully emotionally prepared for that scene. Have you seen those little comics people made showing young Ben & uncle Chewie? Adds layers to the betrayal.
 Zampano: Always rad for Chewbacca. (Spoiler Side Note: still upset about Han's demise in 7)
 Jonananathan: This was funny.
 Natch: If a borg cube appears she morphs into Data
Image 183431   06-05-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 sassysass: Rad for petticoat
 White Rice: @Spazstatic all the major villains decide to team up, and actually win consistently, so they need a name. First, the Silver Beat-Alls (joke on The Beatles, as they started as The Silver Beatles). Schenanegans until they find a female monkey criminal (spoofing Yoko Ono) and her weird, impressionistic "evil plans" tear the team apart (and Mojo-Jono falls for her, further prophesying the Beatles parody). And that's all from memory after seeing the episode once (I have a stupid memory for random media stuff like that). Oh, and at one point they beat up The Beatles as part of a montage.
 Spazstatic: @White Rice I don't remember that specific episode, but I can agree with the rest of your comment
 White Rice: @grizzly @Spazstatic oh, I'm not saying it was a requirement to watch the show, but that was the target demographic (at least after the weird, "let's have the promo playing in the background of Blade because it's great/mature" start to everything) when it got picked up. They hid some really innapropriate/good jokes/references in there, along with some painfully awesome puns (the entire "Beat-Alls" episode was pretty excellent)
 grizzly: @Spazstatic @White Rice I had no sister and watched this show all the time!
 Spazstatic: @White Rice you can admit you watched it.
 duckfarts: dude is on point
 tritium: That's a really good rendition. I hope he can do the voice.
 White Rice: @WaffleIron you obviously didn't have a younger sister of grade school age in the late 90's/early 00's, that's clearly HIM.
 WaffleIron: Why not sexy zoidberg?
Image 180627   05-23-17 12:44pm     Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 Mr. Shine: Lazy birb.
 raditzu: Not fat! Fluffy!
 grizzly: Tennis ball
 ThatGuy: ChickaDont
 el jefe: Do ya feel lucky, punk?
 scribbs: "Gimme all your birdseed, punk."
 WaffleIron: This bird is angry, it is an angry bird.
Image 177636   05-07-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Red
 piranharama: My friend lives there. The owl is not that powerful, he just has good press, funding and a massive inferiority complex.
 SunWukong: This is not what it seems.
 Warrax: More powerful than most of his kin, yet far less wise with that power. It's an issue.
 tokyopig: the Powerful Owl's wings makes almost no sound at all, while whupping yur butt.
 Prostata: or maybe hungover.
 Prostata: the owl looks more stoned than powerful
 Knice: He delivers an owlerful pow!
Image 169883   03-27-17 07:26am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Holy crap I just figured out why wikipedia links don't work: no underscores on AG! Try this…
 Peter Pantsless: Go the Daryl Davis route instead: seems to be pretty effective…
 Spazstatic: "I ain't fraid of no ghost." "But we're not ghosts!" "Not yet, you aren't."
 scribbs: Get your finger off the trigger.
 mwoody: This is what I think about when I play pac-man.
 whiplash: Replacing Steve Urkel with Winston Zeddmore was the move that saved the original "Ghostbusters."
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Ulillillia Bustin' makes EVERYBODY feel good
 Lestrange: Hooray! Stereotypes!
 annterland: I like the one ghosty man looking at the ceiling
 Ulillillia: Bustin' makes me feel good
Image 162994   02-18-17 3:59pm     Uploaded by    Handyman
 square44: looks like hyperdrive is on the fritz again
 Zampano: i just had a flashback
 werterland: STOP. STAAHHPP!
 ping: Fnord.
 grizzly: @Knice you rang?
 Heroin Bob: Thanks for the seizure, dick.
 Annoying Vegan : OW OW OW OW
 Knice: Jesus, I can hear it. [GRRRZZZZZZZRRZZRRZZRRZZ...]
Image 162216   02-14-17 3:54pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 ruiner: @Bu7Z Nastier.
 namename: is an albino peacock radder or badder than a regular one?
 Butcherboy: Biggest dandelion I've ever seen
Image 161622   02-11-17 12:31pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 jochenau: Cancer isn't very nice.
 luxbu: Next panel in this comic should be interesting
 Mr. Whiskers: @Scoo Wheelchair-bound couples enjoy a nice 52
 BaconCake: It's *a* sex number, but it's not *the* sex number
 Mr. Butt: *Knice
 Peach: HICE
Image 155532   01-10-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Dr. Bathroom: Rocko's sober life isn't as interesting.
 Ulillillia: @Frank herbert That's never stopped shippers before
 White Rice: @Frank herbert friendship is a type of relationship, but I can see what you're saying re: the text's implications. That said, the show did throw in more than a few jokes about possible relationships in there (such as Heifer running away from home & living with Rocko, then the nudist party bit) but yeah: those two were totes platonic.
 Frank herbert: They were friends not lovers
Image 154668   01-05-17 8:44pm     Uploaded by    god666
 SpaceCow: Thus Slimer was born.
 LaeMi: This makes me think of rage-faces.
 Noremak: @Mr. Butt Jabba the Snowman
 DrinkMixMan: He snowed me.
 raditzu: Whose You're gonna call?
 Mr. Butt: Bring me Solo and the Cookie.
 NoRagrets: Kill....meeeee...
 Cami: Snowmen of all kinds can't handle heat.
Image 152384   12-25-16 10:26am     Uploaded by    Himesama
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