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 White Rice

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 ping: [Swipes left.]
 Dr Awkward: Analog Tinder is weird
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like I may have a chance after all!
 barfolomew: They've improved speed dating I see.
 WTF: The Unknown dater
 Mad Collager: Make your next date a two-bagger!
Image 233680   02-21-18 07:05am     Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 Yurishiro: fluffy turkey
 Mr Bleak: A headless cat? How does he eat?
 Bill Rye: cause this is THRILLERRR
 WTF: Just thinking about those beans...
 hajjpodge: Cat.exe is working as intended.
 ignatz: Paws to reconsider
Image 232517   02-14-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Felicity: @Wooden Spoon There was a great /Basic Instructions/ strip where it was ways to make people think youre crazy, and one was to have conversations with your cat, but you also do the cats voice.
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: there was an episode of Futurama like that, but the cats were using human puppets
 Felicity: Also, I could see a race of /Star Trek/ aliens that carry cats around with them, and you have to talk to the cat, not the person holding it, or else its considered rude
 Felicity: But rad for cute cat, and lucky human to have his face right where he can nuzzle the cats ears!
 Felicity: I prefer to tuck the tail under the butt so my wrist isnt touching cat anus
Image 227797   01-19-18 4:03pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Yurishiro: That duck is quacking off!
 tib gubb: "Hey, you folks got any bread cr- WHOA... get a room!"
 addend: Well, take a gander at that.
 VoR: Quack me!
 Wooden Spoon: What the duck is going on over here!?
Image 225392   01-07-18 02:04am     Uploaded by    Liar tuck
 Skaalar: So I bought Skyrim for the fourth time, never got to play Dawnguard all the way through, so fingers crossed on quality..
 Scoo: Ugh, this level of Dragon's Lair was impossible
 PenguinBartender: Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
 Air Biscuit: "Trogdor the lazerator" didnt have the same ring to it.
Image 221889   12-19-17 3:09pm     Uploaded by    eider
 Hosebag: What do you say audience? Sassy?
 Rev80: For 88 cents, Jackie has the highest Sass per dollar ratio on the open market
 addend: " Action"? You'll find it at Sassy Jackie.
 WaffleIron: Jackie CAN be a boys name, and CERTAIN countries let people of any orientation and gender identity into their armies.
 Rent A Dog: Chelsea Manning?
 anonimos: but definitely fierce.
 jackthesmack: Porkchop sandwiches!
Image 219794   12-08-17 12:40pm     Uploaded by    Stoner
 Donut: "'s like I'm an incredibly huge bear..."
 tib gubb: have a rad you loveable weirdo
 White Rice: @Off Topic a little while ago he was touring Europe, apparently put together a $4,000 food expense while on the trip (if I recall the story correctly, and havent completely botched the to $ conversion)
 Off Topic: Just came back from Japan, Kumamon is everywhere.
Image 214520   11-10-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 trelyate: @Thyming I always pronounce it "dirty deeds and the thunder jeep"
 White Rice: Filthy tasks preformed at a reasonable price.
 WaffleIron: If youre drunk youll end up in Dunwith or Sheap.
 Thyming: Face it, this is how we all pronounce the lyrics.
Image 213549   11-05-17 10:36am     Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 SpaceCow: They really missed an opportunity with the slogan. "Your passport to flavortown."
 Fancy Clown: I still don't get why's he's famous. God damn America get your fucking shit together for fuck sake. It's getting embarrassing.
 Felicity: Fieid?
 White Rice: *sees proce* Nice.
 jochenau: It took me a bit to realize these weren't novelty scented candles.
 OldKentuckyShark: "You're the next contestant to burn your rectum out, come on down!" ( Nah, im just playin, i used to eat straight habaneros, chipoltes not that bad)
Image 211853   10-27-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 Rat-Butt: Tabby aint gots time for you...better step off, bitch
 Mad Collager: I hope this isn't a face-swap.
Image 209433   10-14-17 8:09pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 White Rice: Are hands gloves?
 Felicity: Chocolate ice cream goes in the freezer!
 OldKentuckyShark: no. going barefoot is not shoes. now those thin weird shoes with individual toes are the best of both worlds
 Dr Awkward: Are heads hats?
 Mexico: They're flesh shoes!
Image 207869   10-06-17 9:34pm     Uploaded by    RzK
 White Rice: @zrj235 you reveal that you are not committed to the mascot lifestyle. It's a whole thing, and somewhat absurd (but pretty entertaining too). While they might physically be able to do so, it would be admitting defeat, and no door, be it building, train, or ticket turnstile, will stand in a mascots way (even if they have to get someone to remove said obstructing door)
 zrj235: couldn't you just.. like.. get out of the suit and walk through the door, then pull it through after you? are you that committed to the illusion?
 charlemagne: gotta catch them all
 A duck: Things havent been going so well for Left Shark, I see
 Robespierre: Trapped in a word that he never made.
Image 206246   09-28-17 6:03pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 antipatterns: @WaffleIron Oh where the exit "wound" makes a mountain that extends many miles into space? Rad for Larry Niven.
 Robespierre: Can you feel the love? They all needed a permanent vacation anyway.
 charlemagne: we're jut lucky the lord was pleased when those scientists inflated the planet with the greenhouse gasses
 WTF: Oct 21, 2017. The dinos orbit intersects with Earth and they rain down to reclaim their rightful place.
 funny in the wall: what's compelling about this is that it implies a universal "down" direction, meaning there might be something underneath.
 Yurishiro: *kneeling down arms open* NOOOOoooooo
 Knice: I fucking knew it!
 WaffleIron: I thought it would punch a hole through. I think that was a plot point in ringworld.
Image 202785   09-11-17 08:26am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Felicity: Rad for Benguiat
 Shay: @Urn BooUrn It''s her "time" of the month...
 Urn BooUrn: Is your girlfriend going through some things?
Image 200109   08-28-17 6:09pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"
 White Rice: @Borkf it's true (I thought I had commented on your post with something along the lines of "I see your axe weilding chameleon & raise you a sword weilding one...whenever it posts!" but I must have only thought about making the comment)
 Borkf: Apparently, chameleons grab anything you give them #198085
 Warrax: The most deadly assassin.
 Cami: Mushin.jpg
 Zukero: New security feature in Suse Linux?
 karmakat: you WON'T get me easily human
 Dr Awkward: Now I know what a chameleon on salvia looks like
 Meow: Seriously though, play the new Zelda
 Sandor: It swings its sword, it swings it swo-o-o-o-ord @sparename
 sparename: " # Combat Combat Combat Combat, Combat Cham-eee-eleon.. "
Image 198637   08-21-17 07:47am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 mrwiffler: Spoiler....They kill you.
 Robespierre: Colour me dubious.
 Borkf: @Theta Zero but only until 6 o'clock. We've got to go home for dinner.
 Zukero: ...yet.
 addend: ...but our dolls might.
 Theta Zero: Come play with us
 tib gubb: you can trust us
 Fancy Clown: I'd still rather not take any chances
Image 196047   08-08-17 02:03am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Ronick: Cropped classic
 White Rice: @WaffleIron yes, that was it exactly! I forgot the name, and apparently only saw the first page, so I didn't see 2-4. Such a fun little throwback, and in a very good interpretation of Watterson's style (though none of the watercolors, I haven't seen anybody try to emulate those). I didn't notice/remember the Mr. Bunn reference the first time I saw it good.
 WaffleIron: @White Rice : Hobbes and Bacon. Excellent work
 Felicity: Things are not so bad; he still has his hair and is in shape, and evidently has a white-collar job. Hopefully the end of the ledge doesnt mean hes going to jump to his death
 White Rice: There was this little fan comic I saw a while ago, with adult Calvin, except instead of the usual "everything is bleak & childhood is lost" stuff like above, it focused instead on passing the torch, as it was (or, passing the tiger). It was him dealing with his daughter having some issue (forgot if it was nightmares or fear of what's under the bed or what) so he told her about his same issues, and how he had a trusted friend/guardian to help. Hobbes gets brought out (stuffed form) the tiger is passed, then when Calvin is out of frame, "real" Hobbes is with the daughter, presumably telling embarrassing stories about Calvin's youth. It was cute, and didn't redo the whole "once you grow up you can't have fun" message that's oft repeated.
 Kraken: Its not often you see Calvin without Hobbes somewhere nearby.... this is just really sad. And I'm in the same boat (or should I say wagon) with @Ulillillia
 Ihminen: Yea this is kinda sad
 ThoughtlessGentleman: no reason to stop doing ridiculous shit and if your job gets in the way of your life to much burn it.
 Ulillillia: I just imagine Hobbes is in the briefcase and is going to surprise him at work.
 WaffleIron: This always inspires sadness in me.
Image 194983   08-02-17 6:26pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 fanny: @White Rice ok NOW we need to find mad mascot when an image has been removed and add him!
 White Rice: @fanny always happy to give someone something to laugh about :-D
 fanny: @White Rice I knew it was coming but it still made me laugh out loud!
 WTF: Who knew that 'Network' and 'UHF' would transition from satire to documentary of modern television.
 Dr. Bathroom: Rad for Weird Al/UHF.
 Sadbot: @a robot Do whatever, just be sure to return your library books ontime
 a robot: Well I mean I don't think I can NOT radvote Weird Al
Image 189654   07-06-17 8:26pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Catcat: He's sleeping on an even bigger white cat.
 Rat-Butt: I plot the down fall of this hooman...but nothing! Nothing effects it! I tear at his hand and he thinks I am playing with him. I bring dead things to show my skill and ruthlessness and he thinks I think he doesn't eat enough! He eats like a freaking horse...
 Rat-Butt: Uhg! What a day I have had with that...that...that DOG!
 Rat-Butt: Damn! I got an eye booger that I can't rub out...
Image 188152   06-29-17 08:31am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Robespierre: Mr Jowls gettin' funky.
 Mad Collager: It looks like someone swiped right a little too hard.
 Mr. Shine: Frame left: "Hmmmm" Frame right: "AWHRGBLBGRFFFF"
 El Barto: *burp*
Image 185989   06-18-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    White Rice
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