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 White Rice

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 White Rice's Aggro-Gator

 silver: @FabricMan F.A.S.T. Face, Arms, Speech, Toast
 Dreforian: "We're hanging on the side of a refrigerator so it may be both"
 FabricMan: Know the signs
Image 261888   08-11-18 6:47pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 apoxia: @Peter Pantsless That is bizarre.
 SuedeOxford: I nearly crashed my car in Martinsville, IN because a peahen was in the road.
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless people are terrible sometimes.
 Mad Collager: @Peter Pantsless That's really sad! I hope those neighbors got some serious Karma over that one.
 Peter Pantsless: True Pantsless family story: We had a peafowl enclosure when I was a kid (my mother was a zookeeper). One day we came home from fishing and all the males were gone. Mysteriously, the neighbors had just acquired several new peacocks. You know, from the peacock store that every small town has. We asked, they denied, the cops were called, but ultimately the cops were too lazy and/or drunk to do anything about it. Sadly, all the stolen birds died soon after this because the neighbors didn't know how to care for them. My mother even offered to help
Image 261882   08-11-18 6:03pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
Image JYX   06-21-18 08:10am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 jazzjunkie: @White Rice Yeah, I misspoke. Can't edit my own comments anymore :-p
 Dresdenkeogh: @sparename who never knew his place, he should get up there's snakes
 White Rice: @jazzjunkie but he IS in portrait mode. Landscape, mayhaps?
 Slerzy: Sssssssquad
 jazzjunkie: He really should be doing it in portrait mode so he can capture more of the snakes!
 fanny: This was also the perfect selfie for his obituary.
 sparename: This Charming Man
 Yam: Got any gamesssss?
 Dresdenkeogh: Pwease no selfie
Image 243687   04-21-18 4:08pm     Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
 DrinkMixMan: OOOUCH
 lazySolver: thats someone's fetish
 Soaps Pierre: They take delivery orders by phone.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Youre killing him!
 Micro Jackson: Shoulda called 911
 Christina: He never got back home.
 sparename: "You want that with extra what?!"
 NoOneImportant: Welcome! To the Comedy Central Roast of... E.T.! With your Roast Master... Elliott!
Image 241987   04-11-18 08:40am     Uploaded by    meh
 Mentos Pormer: I like the dog s ears in panel three
 Ulillillia: "Oh my God. You can talk!"
 agentpaint: Told you - #240906
Image 241894   04-10-18 6:47pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 ping: [Swipes left.]
 Dr Awkward: Analog Tinder is weird
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like I may have a chance after all!
 barfolomew: They've improved speed dating I see.
 WTF: The Unknown dater
 Mad Collager: Make your next date a two-bagger!
Image 233680   02-21-18 07:06am     Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 dope: fluffy turkey
 Mr Bleak: A headless cat? How does he eat?
 Bill Rye: cause this is THRILLERRR
 WTF: Just thinking about those beans...
 hajjpodge: Cat.exe is working as intended.
 TheTakeDown: Paws to reconsider
Image 232517   02-14-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 mark64: @Wooden Spoon There was a great /Basic Instructions/ strip where it was ways to make people think youre crazy, and one was to have conversations with your cat, but you also do the cats voice.
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: there was an episode of Futurama like that, but the cats were using human puppets
 tea: Also, I could see a race of /Star Trek/ aliens that carry cats around with them, and you have to talk to the cat, not the person holding it, or else its considered rude
 edvard: But rad for cute cat, and lucky human to have his face right where he can nuzzle the cats ears!
 doggggggie: I prefer to tuck the tail under the butt so my wrist isnt touching cat anus
Image 227797   01-19-18 4:03pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 ironmaiden: That duck is quacking off!
 tib gubb: "Hey, you folks got any bread cr- WHOA... get a room!"
 addend: Well, take a gander at that.
 VoR: Quack me!
 Wooden Spoon: What the duck is going on over here!?
Image 225392   01-07-18 02:04am     Uploaded by    Liar tuck
 Skaalar: So I bought Skyrim for the fourth time, never got to play Dawnguard all the way through, so fingers crossed on quality..
 Scoo: Ugh, this level of Dragon's Lair was impossible
 PenguinBartender: Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
 Air Biscuit: "Trogdor the lazerator" didnt have the same ring to it.
Image 221889   12-19-17 3:09pm     Uploaded by    eider
 Hosebag: What do you say audience? Sassy?
 Rev80: For 88 cents, Jackie has the highest Sass per dollar ratio on the open market
 addend: " Action"? You'll find it at Sassy Jackie.
 WaffleIron: Jackie CAN be a boys name, and CERTAIN countries let people of any orientation and gender identity into their armies.
 Rent A Dog: Chelsea Manning?
 anonimos: but definitely fierce.
 jackthesmack: Porkchop sandwiches!
Image 219794   12-08-17 12:39pm     Uploaded by    Stoner
 Donut: "'s like I'm an incredibly huge bear..."
 tib gubb: have a rad you loveable weirdo
 White Rice: @Off Topic a little while ago he was touring Europe, apparently put together a $4,000 food expense while on the trip (if I recall the story correctly, and havent completely botched the to $ conversion)
 Off Topic: Just came back from Japan, Kumamon is everywhere.
Image 214520   11-10-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 trelyate: @Thyming I always pronounce it "dirty deeds and the thunder jeep"
 White Rice: Filthy tasks preformed at a reasonable price.
 WaffleIron: If youre drunk youll end up in Dunwith or Sheap.
 Thyming: Face it, this is how we all pronounce the lyrics.
Image 213549   11-05-17 10:40am     Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 SpaceCow: They really missed an opportunity with the slogan. "Your passport to flavortown."
 Fancy Clown: I still don't get why's he's famous. God damn America get your fucking shit together for fuck sake. It's getting embarrassing.
 Jonananathan: Fieid?
 White Rice: *sees proce* Nice.
 jochenau: It took me a bit to realize these weren't novelty scented candles.
 NanananananananaCATMAN: "You're the next contestant to burn your rectum out, come on down!" ( Nah, im just playin, i used to eat straight habaneros, chipoltes not that bad)
Image 211853   10-27-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 Rat-Butt: Tabby aint gots time for you...better step off, bitch
 Mad Collager: I hope this isn't a face-swap.
Image 209433   10-14-17 8:09pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 White Rice: Are hands gloves?
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: Chocolate ice cream goes in the freezer!
 bubbles: no. going barefoot is not shoes. now those thin weird shoes with individual toes are the best of both worlds
 Stephen Milkmus: Are heads hats?
 Mexico: They're flesh shoes!
Image 207869   10-06-17 9:43pm     Uploaded by    RzK
 White Rice: @zrj235 you reveal that you are not committed to the mascot lifestyle. It's a whole thing, and somewhat absurd (but pretty entertaining too). While they might physically be able to do so, it would be admitting defeat, and no door, be it building, train, or ticket turnstile, will stand in a mascots way (even if they have to get someone to remove said obstructing door)
 zrj235: couldn't you just.. like.. get out of the suit and walk through the door, then pull it through after you? are you that committed to the illusion?
 charlemagne: gotta catch them all
 A duck: Things havent been going so well for Left Shark, I see
 time is wastin: Trapped in a word that he never made.
Image 206246   09-28-17 6:03pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
 antipatterns: @WaffleIron Oh where the exit "wound" makes a mountain that extends many miles into space? Rad for Larry Niven.
 chelseachels: Can you feel the love? They all needed a permanent vacation anyway.
 charlemagne: we're jut lucky the lord was pleased when those scientists inflated the planet with the greenhouse gasses
 WTF: Oct 21, 2017. The dinos orbit intersects with Earth and they rain down to reclaim their rightful place.
 funny in the wall: what's compelling about this is that it implies a universal "down" direction, meaning there might be something underneath.
 poetrysucks: *kneeling down arms open* NOOOOoooooo
 Knice: I fucking knew it!
 WaffleIron: I thought it would punch a hole through. I think that was a plot point in ringworld.
Image 202785   09-11-17 08:26am     Uploaded by    White Rice
 Rocky XLVII: Rad for Benguiat
 Shay: @Urn BooUrn It''s her "time" of the month...
 Urn BooUrn: Is your girlfriend going through some things?
Image 200109   08-28-17 6:09pm     Uploaded by    White Rice
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