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 Hosebag: Share a coke with croco.
 Amy Housewine: New @LuxusLurch-brand beverage holder.
 sparename: @WaffleIron Cokeadile?
 WaffleIron: Soda-Gator is a socially progressive can holder.
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 tritium: @SoyUnPerdedor Sign of an art expert: impaired vision.
 Ihminen: definetly doesn't moonlight as a pirate
 a robot: The eyepatch really ties the outfit together
 SoyUnPerdedor: He seems like a trustworthy and honest art dealer
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 Felicity: Because of time zones
 Niels Bohr: @Amy Housewine I laughed til tears came to my eyes.
 enfanta: And you plow backwards!
 Wooden Spoon: Drop bears
 Annoying Vegan : Shouldn't the land of tomorrow have a self-driving tractor?
 Amy Housewine: "Onward, my mischevious-looking snaggle-toothed steed!"
 Sage: And spiders. And snakes. And sharks. And koalas. And kangaroos. And probably other things that will kill you.
 fanny: "Where the horses are drunk and the leaves are pink"
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 Whatever: @trelyate Yes, that's the drug-smuggling pigeon, probably getting booked at the police station...
 werterland: I have so many questions about this story. How did the smugglers know the bird would go to the right person? How did the cops know which pigeon to catch? How did they know there would be a pigeon carrying drugs? Actually, I guess that's all the questions.
 trelyate: is that the pigeon that was carrying ecstasy in its little backpack?
 scribbs: "Oh, don't get me wrong, that bird can code. But his TPS reports are abysmal."
 CrystallineEntity: The IRS would like to remind you to submit your taxes before the Pigeon Uprising. Any and all tax forms submitted after will not be handled due to lack of competent employees.
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 Teechur: "...stops and backs frequently" reminds me that the senior prom was last night.
 Derp Herpigan: You know, I am more satisfied with the trash pickup now that you mention it.
 dobbiesdoogs: that sounds like a threat
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 Amy Housewine: Cousin of Steamprawnk.
 duckfarts: runs on a clarified butter hydraulic system
 Mr. Shine: We were at the beach/ Everybody had matching towels/ Somebody went under a dock/ And there they saw a clock/ It wasn't a clock!/ It was a clock lobster!/ Clock Lobster!
 Warrax: Mechatidepooler. No longer harmless
 Dan Tagonistic: We can rebuild him..
 Nopetology: This mechanizes the lobster
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 wolfpk: @ch The only place I saw a story on it is my local paper. I will see if they have an online archives, but they are pretty pathetic so they might not.
 ch: @wolfpk cite, please ... would like to read the whole thing ...
 wolfpk: True story: A local liquor store has a Macaw for a mascot. They keep it in a cage towards the back of the store. One night, about three years ago, the burglar alarm went off. When the cops got there the front door had been broken out. The cops saw blood and followed it right to the macaws cage. When they looked in the macaw was still there, holding a severed finger. They found the would be robber at the Hospital. At first he lied and said he slipped with a knife. He only confessed when they told him they might be able to reattach it.
 el jefe: When i was younger, one of the local garden centers kept an African Grey that was "for sale" but mostly an attraction. MAAAAN that thing loved toddler fingers.
 Amy Housewine: Hueh hueh hueh
 Hosebag: This is an EX-Parrot.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yeah you can only handle your own bird as you see fit if you try to "handle" this bird he gonna put your eye out.
Image 177644   05-07-17 1:09pm     Uploaded by    Whatever
 Skaalar: Wenk.
 LKoroton: Guano white
 BavidDowie: On this site, in 1797, nothing of import occurred.
Image 177629   05-07-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    Whatever
 BavidDowie: stop staring at me, swan!
 duckfarts: please don't doxx me and my wife
 duckfarts: @Mexico that's what julie gets for getting the organic grass fed lemonade
 Mexico: After drinking her lemonade, Julie dove into the pool and began to float. Suddenly, she felt light, and as she opened her eyes, she could see her arms changing into swan wings. Julie screamed, but an inflatable beak had sprouted where her mouth was. It had to be Elise's work; she was always poised for the chance to remove Julie from the picture. Julie could do nothing to save herself from transforming into an inflatable swan. Elise sat on top of Julie and laughed. "Now that you're like this, your boyfriend is mine!"
Image 176959   05-03-17 7:47pm     Uploaded by    Whatever
 SpaceCow: Unlike the zeppelin, the monocycle doesn't seem to get love from the steam/diesel punk crowd.
 Mr. Shine: I want one!
 Mr. Shine: I want one!
 sparename: "Death from a hub (cap)"
Image 176522   05-01-17 2:31pm     Uploaded by    Whatever
 dangerkeith3000: got a few dingleberries there, pal...
 chhumphrey: I'll take two
 itskando: This is rad. Immature and positively perfect
 dangerous dave: Because office life isn't spirit-crushing enough already.
Image 176502   05-01-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Whatever
 addend: Tea is loose.
 itskando: Opa Geiger-Style
 itskando: Beauty and the Teast. Girl and the Earl.
 Noremak: That new game, Prey, is looking pretty good.
 msmstud: Just another post-tea-time hallucination at a Lewis Carroll tea party.
 Mr. Butt: Later, TeaLords!
 NoRagrets: @Sheikhjahbooty At first glance I expected spider legs or fingers.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Live action Beauty and the Beast really captured the horror of being attacked by furniture.
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 Wet farts: Meep meep!
 VoR: Something changed in the matrix
 Scoo: The first time I saw one of these in real life, I was shocked by how small they are. Cartoons had conditioned me to expect something much larger. Coyote-size, at least.
 jochenau: Radrunners
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