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 WaffleIron's Aggro-Gator

 Cami: Good weed.
 desertfox: More than a mouthful is wasted.
 tokyopig: Gene Simmons had a dog. This was his dog.
 Not A Bot: probably shouldn't call her that. she's just a woman with self confidence issues, probably all she needs is a compliment and a genuine smile of affection, none of this violent shit
 Ulillillia: I wanna borkf and roll all night
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 Mr. Shine: @glenalec I considered it, but my parents would definitely have noticed.
 glenalec: @Mr. Shine - I just killed my little brother. It was easier.
 Mr. Shine: When we first got dial-up, when I was on the internet, my little brother would pick up the downstairs extension and pick up/hang up the phone until I lost connection, then he would call his girlfriends, and act all innocent about it later. I finally ran a line down from a dummy light switch installed behind my bedroom door. Flip the switch, kill the phone lines to the lower half of the house.
 rubix1924: Okay, turn it off now, shall I?
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 Scoo: @Mr. Shine He developed a rare (and fatal) brain tumor at age 7, does that count as a special power? :'-(
 Dreforian: Translation: in male cats, mom's X chromosome determines fur coloration. In female cats, if both parents have the same coloration, the child is the same (solid) color). In Calicos, in each cell created early on the X chromosomes duke it out and whichever one is dominant determines the expression of the fur color genes. Have to have XX pairing in sex chromosomes (or like the previous post said, XXY) to get Calico coloration. Read a neat article that used this concept applied to humans as a hook.
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo Did he have, like, special powers?
 Scoo: @a robot I had a male calico in college. He was a rescue and had a 6 digit number tattooed inside his ear. My vet said that usually indicates a lab animal, so he may have been specially bred to be a male calico.
 a robot: I have met one or two female orange cats but I have never, ever, ever seen a male calico or tortoiseshell cat
 Ulillillia: Calicos are nice.
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 Mad Collager: @Mr. Butt And you have time for Aggro-gator posts? What dedication!
 Mr. Butt: @a robot Visiting my girlfriend/fiance/whatever-she-is, after being away for about 14 months (there's a long story).
 a robot: @Mr. Butt Rad! What are you doing in Brazil?
 Mr. Butt: Arrived in Brazil yesterday, saw a couple of these bad boys on the way back from the airport.
 tib gubb: i love you, strange rodent.
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 zrj235: middle school science textbook from texas
 Dr Awkward: Hmm, an iPad Mini from 1998? I KNEW it was alien technology!
 Rev80: MMMMmmm.. space hotdogs... *drool*
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Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
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 Mr Bleak: @Prostata Just did. You're right, they are. :thumbsup:
 Prostata: a shattercone! google that, it's awesome!
 wwwdotcom: Mini-Volcano, FREE in every specially marked box of Lucky Charms! Command an eruption of MIRTH wherever you go! Really breaks the ice at parties!
 VoR: Top of a mountain?
 Shay: Year 3017: As you see here kids, this is a fossilized wig from weirdo named Sia.
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 a robot: @Prostata Everyone gets to be the captain on this spaceship!
 fishsoup: Autorad for project cybersyn! - there's a great 99% invisible about this room.
 Prostata: Control room of the Friendly Spaceship
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 the snark: Stud.
 Yurishiro: He-man went through a lot.
 Felicity: Allrightallrightallright
 ASTER: Instagram Celeb or member of the Rolling Stones? You decide.
 Mr. Butt: MMMbop!
 Sadbot: Don't be messin' with this bad boy when he comes around with jeans...and schnapps...
 Greifer: tilda swinton?!
 Nope: "How old is he? 20, 30?" "Yes"
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 crazyfingers: I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
 Catcat: @WTF On the upside, you'll finally get a girlfriend!
 Bu7Z: ...Scotland yard would be londons third airport!
 WTF: Nooooo! All that stuff that was never supposed happen will now happen!
 Rat-Butt: Second, the first one s the pilot, amiright!
 Knice: Pork chopper
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 Mr Bleak: For sale: the world's largest disco ball. Buyer collects.
 SharkysMachine: So this is Bucky's balls?
 SharkysMachine: So this is Bucky's balls?
 Urn BooUrn: Where we are going, we don't need eyes to see.
 FabricMan: For years, science has wondered who had the biggest balls. Today gentlemen, we have found the answer
 fanny: first glance i thought it was a colander full of hair
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 Hosebag: I don't like spit-horses.
 Shay: This episode of Wishbone is weird.
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 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Pretty much the same in the UK, except for miles per hour, and pints of beer. petrol / diesel / gas is sold byu the litre, but fuel consumption is quoted in miles per gallon.
 Felicity: I live in Canada, so we switch back and forth randomly depending on what were used to. We think of height in feet and weight in pounds, but liquid in litres and speed in kilometres/hour and temperature in Celsius. I have no idea how tall I am or how much I weigh in metric unless I look at my drivers license.
 Bu7Z: So when it comes time to bolt together the international space station, there will be one module that doesn't quite fit....
 Rev80: A system based on 10 is too confusing.. I mean it's so much easier to remember that 1 furlong = 10 chains = 40 rods = 1000 links = 660 ft.
 Derp Herpigan: @Dr Awkward Sounds like you want to bury me 1.8288m under.
 Borkf: @Derp Herpigan We've got tonnes.
 Yam: Honestly, I could get on with Imperial/US customary measure if we used a dozenal number system...
 ignatz: Speaking as an occasional engineer, dealing with machine screw threads in the US is a nightmare
 addend: Couldn't they have made the text 10 lines long?
 Ulillillia: Any day now...
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan maybe you should walk a kilometer in my shoes before you make a comment like that
 Derp Herpigan: Well, how many idioms do the rest of the world have that uses metric units?
 Bluetocracy: I knew the metric system was all just an act
 a robot: "The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!"
 Christina: That's the difference between US and the rest of the world: in the US you are *authorized* to use the metric system; elsewhere you are *constrained* to use it.
 Yam: It's funny, all the US Imperial units are officially defined in terms of SI units. THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE THE METRIC SYSTEM WITH MORE STEPS
 Dresdenkeogh: Before that you were burned as a witch
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 kornisjon: This beats everything. This is now the best thing in the world!
 SunWukong: Pippa just rocks.
 Air Biscuit: @Urn BooUrn gotta cut in the local union. Nobody fetches on my turf.
 tib gubb: you done good, pippa
 Urn BooUrn: Who says dogs and mailmen have to be enemies.
 dobbiesdoogs: goode human, goode dogge
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 addend: proof f reader dot com.
 NoOneImportant: Bigly.
 Teechur: Someone probably got paid to research this. Why didn't I think of doing that?
 Science: Zazzy!
 Mr. Shine: piZZa
 Amy Housewine: 'W' has no staying power.
 Bu7Z: I can't imagine the King James Version of the bible is still a useful tool when it comes to this type of statistical analysis.
 DrinkMixMan: a-g-g-r-o-g-a-t-o-r. Yeah, pretty much checks out.
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 Ulillillia: Silicon Power
 a robot: "Do it NOW or I'll PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE"
 Urn BooUrn: I read that as Ted Nugent and was briefly very confused.
 Skinr: "I'm Dr. TED NELSON!"
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