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 WaffleIron's Aggro-Gator

 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy Well, Ziggy is sans trousers, and I've never seen them together at the same time.
 Butcherboy: Peter pantless is ziggy?
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 Kaviri: Neckbeard.
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 Hyphae: Ah yes, a rare photo of young Sir Winston Churchill back in his warlock LARPing days
 Mr. Shine: I can see the resemblance.
Image 256229   07-07-18 5:03pm     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 trelyate: does this cat have a side quest for me?
 a robot: There are some who call me......Tim.
Image 256121   07-06-18 10:58pm     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 wolfpk: @Teechur No, veal
 Teechur: A baby bull is a bullet, right?
Image 255034   06-30-18 09:34am     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 Bohab: My state bird
 necronomicon: One day Ill be pope
 Wooden Spoon: @Mad Collager: I read that as -virus- and my best guess was a scarlet fever joke.
 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager I think he like Cardinal pleasures.
 redmonkey3: Beautiful
 Micro Jackson: Bird sucks at camo
 Mad Collager: I wonder what kind of virtues this bird has?
 a sedated moose: Bird.
Image 253455   06-20-18 10:40am     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 Tremayne: Self cleaning potty-box
Image 252885   06-16-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 ignatz: Pink Freud - Dark Side of Your Mom
Image 252489   06-13-18 2:47pm     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 TurkeyVulture: @Donut too depressed to dress.
 Donut: Hey...this guy is nude.
 VoR: Obvious plant? Aint that obvious.
 Dick Inspector: Ah, my old nemesis.
 KnifeySpooney: Kang the conqueror.
Image 251593   06-08-18 02:03am     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 TurkeyVulture: @PenguinBartender I went to my university and tutored students until they shut the college down. For me the movie was some "three Musketeers" thing.
 PenguinBartender: I remember vividly when I saw the coverage on TV and then going to work at the university help desk. I worked until they shut down the college that day. My friends and I ended up going to a movie. I remember going to the movie, I remember seeing the cars lined up down the road at each gas station (there was a fear there would be a run on gasoline) and getting back home. To this day I have no idea what movie we saw.
 Kaviri: "Not my job."
 raditzu: yeah, he would stare at it a bit and later it would be "I don't care if the world goes to hell, you have to deliver ON TIME or you're fired!"
 redmonkey3: Classic "New Yorker"
 Butcherboy: Someone is getting a dachshund!
 dangerkeith3000: "just another day....just another day...just another day..."
Image 251567   06-07-18 10:45pm     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 entropy: @redmonkey3 Its a joke
 redmonkey3: "Whatever it was / is - the cat did it"
 addend: (whispering) "I'm starting to suspect that /you know who/ is up to no good."
Image 248945   05-23-18 02:03am     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys
 Otterman: @Sadbot In actual fact, my daughter and I shared the deep-fried lobster tail from the SFoT.
 Sadbot: I think this is from the year at the Texas State Fair where someone deep fried the actual concept of deep frying
 dangerkeith3000: @Otterman LOL
 GiveMePlus: @Otterman dayum
 Mad Collager: They, ...they, ...deep-fried my hydrangea!
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 JAM IT IN MY MOUTH
 dangerkeith3000: It's all that crap from the bottom of a Long John Silver's fish basket.
 trelyate: Kentucky Fried Cortex?
 sparename: Huge-ey Bhaji?
Image 248701   05-21-18 5:03pm     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 DrinkMixMan: @Otterman dancing name
 Otterman: Now I'm aroused.
 Otterman: Obligatory: Texcock Mextails
 Mr. Shine: I say we just keep reposting this until it's the only image on the site!
Image 247565   05-14-18 10:46pm     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 hapi papi: For his crimes, Bill Cosby will be turned to stone
 bromide: "no thanks I' ll use a paper tissue"
 Amy Housewine: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, a mouse"
 jochenau: "My gracious, what is that you're wearing?! Begone, and let your frumpiness never darken these halls again!"
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 Cami: Good weed.
 desertfox: More than a mouthful is wasted.
 tokyopig: Gene Simmons had a dog. This was his dog.
 Not A Bot: probably shouldn't call her that. she's just a woman with self confidence issues, probably all she needs is a compliment and a genuine smile of affection, none of this violent shit
 Ulillillia: I wanna borkf and roll all night
Image 222517   12-22-17 8:31pm     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 Mr. Shine: @glenalec I considered it, but my parents would definitely have noticed.
 catheter: @Mr. Shine - I just killed my little brother. It was easier.
 Mr. Shine: When we first got dial-up, when I was on the internet, my little brother would pick up the downstairs extension and pick up/hang up the phone until I lost connection, then he would call his girlfriends, and act all innocent about it later. I finally ran a line down from a dummy light switch installed behind my bedroom door. Flip the switch, kill the phone lines to the lower half of the house.
 rubix1924: Okay, turn it off now, shall I?
Image 218106   11-29-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 Scoo: @Mr. Shine He developed a rare (and fatal) brain tumor at age 7, does that count as a special power? :'-(
 Dreforian: Translation: in male cats, mom's X chromosome determines fur coloration. In female cats, if both parents have the same coloration, the child is the same (solid) color). In Calicos, in each cell created early on the X chromosomes duke it out and whichever one is dominant determines the expression of the fur color genes. Have to have XX pairing in sex chromosomes (or like the previous post said, XXY) to get Calico coloration. Read a neat article that used this concept applied to humans as a hook.
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo Did he have, like, special powers?
 Scoo: @a robot I had a male calico in college. He was a rescue and had a 6 digit number tattooed inside his ear. My vet said that usually indicates a lab animal, so he may have been specially bred to be a male calico.
 a robot: I have met one or two female orange cats but I have never, ever, ever seen a male calico or tortoiseshell cat
 Ulillillia: Calicos are nice.
Image 212487   10-30-17 6:54pm     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Image JDL   10-16-17 09:51am     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 Mad Collager: @Mr. Butt And you have time for Aggro-gator posts? What dedication!
 Mr. Butt: @a robot Visiting my girlfriend/fiance/whatever-she-is, after being away for about 14 months (there's a long story).
 a robot: @Mr. Butt Rad! What are you doing in Brazil?
 Mr. Butt: Arrived in Brazil yesterday, saw a couple of these bad boys on the way back from the airport.
 tib gubb: i love you, strange rodent.
Image 209435   10-14-17 8:31pm     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 zrj235: middle school science textbook from texas
 Dr Awkward: Hmm, an iPad Mini from 1998? I KNEW it was alien technology!
 Rev80: MMMMmmm.. space hotdogs... *drool*
Image 205774   09-26-17 10:31am     Uploaded by    WaffleIron
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