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 Jabberwikket: @Yurishiro, "McDonuuuu I've come to bargain."
 ping: @Felicity Thanks. Not knowing was really bothering me. :)
 charlemagne: it's cheaper then the nearest rival and it tastes the same
 Felicity: @addend Qnyedul and Bkbnitapnnn
 barfolomew: I Love the It (tm)
 Robespierre: How does Absurdoodles write in Impact font?
 ping: @addend I was wondering that myself. I'm in the UK, so was thinking they might be US-centric.
 addend: What are the last 2 on the top row?
 Yurishiro: McDonuuuu
Image 234197   02-24-18 02:38am   Views: 10236   Uploaded by    virtualman
 VoR: Why is this mouse ..
 ping: So what are we? Some kind of happy vase?
 charlemagne: I believe it was used in the edwardian era, as they had not been able to obtain the secrets of the oriental touchscreen
Image 233565   02-20-18 4:26pm   Views: 114831   Uploaded by    virtualman
 grizzly: @drtofu it's a lot of horsepower.
 Demon Universe: Those two elephants are killing each other!
 drtofu: Check out that fucking motorcycle
 glenalec: @Sage - I will assume that the newlywed couple is planning to ride off on it.
 bug: RIP Gary... He died doing what he loved.
 bug: We are gathered here today to solemnly remember all these glorious animals fucking.
 Greifer: Looks like a funeral
 Sage: Context?
Image 232533   02-14-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 Christina: Hi there!
Image 231032   02-06-18 12:59pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Felicity: Oualdeau
 Ulillillia: Waldo Sheen
 minigoat: @a robot maybe cas the other hand was busy dramatically smoking a french cigarette?
 Dr Awkward: Is Waldo not French enough?
 a robot: The lighting choice on this image is very strange. Why couldn't you have moved the whole book into the sun for the picture?
Image 229872   01-30-18 9:55pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 hot hot dog: @Yam hahah!!!
 Jabberwikket: They're all good doogs... doods... Oggs
 Eleftheros: @Yam I could only find 'doggo'.
 antipatterns: do they have to be in a straight line?
 kornisjon: Easy. Top right corner.
 Dr Awkward: Gogg Doog Good
 Micro Jackson: So much goo...........
 Yam: @Amy Housewine the best part is, its not just dog, its doggo
 VoR: Think out the box
 Amy Housewine: @Yam You are the greatest amongst us.
 Robespierre: DOOD!
 GoGo Robotto: @Yam I will look this up now... be damned if you fool me!!
 Yam: Row 3, column 8 to Row 5 column 10
 barfolomew: @ignatz nuh uh, found it!
 GoGo Robotto: He's a G O O D D O D? ...whatever, close enough
 ignatz: There is no dog..
Image 229781   01-30-18 12:07pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 tokyopig: Suspended for "digital blackface" again, rats.
 charlemagne: yeah? what happens when the teacher does this
 Yurishiro: I find this expression repulsive.
Image 228685   01-24-18 06:48am     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Yurishiro: Stop hogging the hedge!
 Shay: A bustle in the hedgerow.
 San DoDo: A+
 Ulillillia: by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Image 228602   01-23-18 7:41pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 tib gubb: @duckfarts is this a fucking farce? seriously.
 duckfarts: @tib gubb i'm pretty sure they're doing this because people aren't
 Ulillillia: What glip let's talk up, glops?! about ... my
 tib gubb: could we please take *something* seriously, for fuck's sake
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Cause getting schwifty is all about positivity.
 AlexDeLarge: Rick Sanchez doesn't exactly work as a spokesman for sexual assault awareness...or anything else.
Image 226865   01-14-18 7:44pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Yurishiro: Great place, but no atmosphere.
 Robespierre: @Sparkle Bucket I saw Mickey Moose.
 Sparkle Bucket: Anyone else see a dog wearing sunglasses?
 VeeKay: rnoon
 Robespierre: There's a moon in the sky called The Moon.
 Ulillillia: @gibbousmoonmoon
Image 225692   01-08-18 6:10pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 piranharama: So this is a cubit
 Robespierre: You say potato, I say potahto; the police come, things get awkward...
 Mad Collager: Well, it just fits on the couch.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Solanum tuberosoumuamua
 addend: "Once you have the main ingredients, set a large pot of water to boil..."
 dangerkeith3000: Pototo mandingo.
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 jochenau: This must be where those occasional absurdly long french fries come from.
 weed poop: That potato is the same size as OP's foot.
 Extreme Locorito: This makes me insecure about the size of my potato. Not just the length, but the girth as well.
 pawsies: This pornography gives people unrealistic expectations of real life potatoes.
 huskyboy: Is the potato long or does OP have tiny arms?
Image 225395   01-07-18 02:37am     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Ulillillia: @hammy Yes, and the lion has since passed away :(
 SpaceCow: The Three Murder-migos!
 Sage: They look so hug-able. They'd probably kill you if you tried, but still...
 Chaplin: The classic BLT.
 hammy: Are these the ones that belonged to a drug kingpin and had to be reunited because they were sad when separated?
 EndlessVanity: "Oh my!"
Image 224469   01-02-18 06:42am     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Kaviri: Thats just bizarre.
 jazzjunkie: @tib gubb It's got six strings, though...
 tib gubb: it's called a ukelele, brad.
 addend: (Continues scrolling through Facebook page.)
 DrinkMixMan: I also hear he has a 9 inch pianist
 DrinkMixMan: Haha
Image 224416   01-01-18 10:26pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 grizzly: It seems that I have failed you.
 Yurishiro: You are whale cum.
Image 224124   12-31-17 11:44am     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Robespierre: He's been to Helado and back.
 Scoo: They're from Canada; you wouldn't know them
 Warrax: @topcity Are you sure you didn't just go to high school with a picture of that kid?
 addend: Waaait a minute... These aren't salads.
 topcity: Why do I feel like I went to highschool with that kid...?
 ShamWOW: I was very confused at first glance. Didnt realize that kid's not in the poster with those girls
Image 223845   12-29-17 9:14pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Chest Rockwell: Well there's your problem.. you're hanging out with douchebags.
 apoxia: Mr potato head
 duckfarts: SAWG
 Dr Awkward: Wut?
 tib gubb: hail to thee, bean person
Image 222143   12-20-17 9:07pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 mammal883: You're going to have to spend a little more than that to get a faucet to fit. Might I suggest a stem rebuild kit with new washers? the position of your handles, along with the running water suggests worn out washers
 ignatz: Hope you kept the receipt..
Image 221999   12-20-17 02:48am     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Austin: Blue blue
 raditzu: This looks gluesome.
 tokyopig: WE GET IT PIXAR, YOU'RE TAOISTS, THERE CAN BE NO JOY WITHOUT SADNESS. wait you mean people don't actually understand inside out? Are you serious? Jesus.
 Niels Bohr: Looks like they're a little over-joyed.
 kornisjon: You know, like, when you pee yourself laughing?
 ignatz: Need to sort out their joy division
 Teechur: There was plenty of mud in Joyville.....
 Felicity: Happy happy
 glenalec: Oh Joy!
Image 220472   12-12-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 E. HONDA: "Manolo... shoot that piece of shit"
 sparename: I've been in hotels with constant birdy-tweeting coming through the speakers..
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo I hope it reveals a velociraptor
 Scoo: I expect the back of the elevator cab is painted the same way
Image 219001   12-04-17 08:07am     Uploaded by    virtualman
 UnknownSample: Rather than saying cool I say coolio... it's coolio.
 sirgallium: @XLY no but that seems to make sense somehow
 Ulillillia: @XLY Better than Pence
 XLY: did you hear this guy is like vp running mate to a porn chick that put in to be a presidential candidate in 2020
 BlarfyB: Also: Amish.
Image 218751   12-02-17 9:40pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
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