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 virtualman's Aggro-Gator

 Yurishiro: When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight.
Image 203283   09-13-17 7:06pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Cami: It's just a quarter! Let it go, it's not worth it!
 Rat-Butt: Quick, hide under the cushion! My wife will never fine you there...
Image 201752   09-05-17 11:55pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 LancesLeftNut: FUPA is now a FLPA
 Robespierre: There IS no good caption for this one.
Image 199120   08-23-17 5:40pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 a robot: @Scoo I'm just gonna assume your name is Macaulay then. Now and forever.
 RainbowTornado: @Scoo I have no idea who these people are
 Scoo: I share one of my names with one of these guys
 Bu7Z: Some goose... @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: I recognize the home alone kid but who's the other nozzle?
 Teechur: Ok, let's see who gets a tattoo of that last image and posts a picture of it.
Image 199017   08-23-17 03:38am     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Mr Bleak: You have wonder what happened that this was created for "next time". But not so much that I want pictures, thanks.
 addend: Poogo stick... or unstick, probably.
 piranharama: This would make the tentacle "walking" sound effect from Day of the Tentacle!
 Dr Awkward: This is what leads to a literal shit show
 Psymon: My taco bell bathroom
Image 198406   08-20-17 12:44pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Mr Bleak: Yuck! This donut tastes like ... oh, right. Yes, that would explain it.
 savvoy: Choking hazard
Image 198194   08-18-17 10:45pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Chest Rockwell: What the fuck is DA FUQ?
 Felicity: Its on the secret menu. Ask for the four-by-four, vegetable style
 BavidDowie: I'm a meatitarian, so I cannot, in fact, eat vegetables.
 Warrax: Vegetarians have friends and family that eat meat, and they may want to eat with those people. Also, you can eat vegetables and they can't eat meat. No need to thank me, glad I could straighten that out for you.
Image 197951   08-17-17 6:56pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 GroanWorthy: *sigh* He's behind me doing that thing again, isn't he?
 Air Biscuit: A cat upside down is a tac
 SharkysMachine: None shall pass for tummypets
 Himesama: Even the most hostile cats let my son near them. I think it's cause he is soft footed. He gives a great bellyrub too.
Image 197744   08-16-17 6:15pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Side Boob: :snoop:
 WaffleIron: He's not your dog, you lie!
Image 195585   08-05-17 7:07pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 illBilliam: Yeahhh. Office cat wants you to come in on Saturday.
 Nope: Office cat wants your tps reports by noon!
Image 194242   07-29-17 11:05pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 karmakat: he is READY TO CHEER THE TEAM!
 addend: In support of the hind-legs hypothesis of pants-wearing dogs.
 Catcat: Boop Dogg
Image 193472   07-26-17 01:48am     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Air Biscuit: Burnt coffee from the last pot and grinds will still inhabit the pots nether regions.
 ignatz: Cappucino?
 dangerkeith3000: @A duck you know it
 A duck: @dangerkeith3000: Can't get through the day without the special sauce.
 A duck: Oh you rascal!
 dangerkeith3000: Dammit, the spit was what made it 'special'!
 SomeCanadian: Coffee is suddenly less flavourful
 Knice: Teabaggin' still on the table, tho.
Image 192147   07-19-17 12:59pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Cami: Day drinking and free diving are an awesome pairing.
 raditzu: Bahubeerli? Beerubaali?
 square44: if you thought shower beers were RAD
 Skinr: "I know now why you drink, but it is something I can never do."
 Urn BooUrn: The Lady of the Lake has chosen me. The once and future king of Shady Pines trailer park.
 dangerkeith3000: The ending of Titanic: Director's Cut
 dobbiesdoogs: her sacrifice will not be in vain (chugs)
Image 191993   07-18-17 5:10pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Mr Bleak: @fanny Oh man! My first was a Lancia Beta HPE 2000 - a three door hatchback rust machine. Loved that car ... pity they all melted before they got to the age of five.
 Felicity: @a robot My first car as a 1982 Corolla that I got in 1996, but it still worked great. Sadly I crashed it in 1998. :-(
 Jabberwikket: Becky fuel-injected the marijuans, now she is a uber hooker at Comicons
 Dr Awkward: @fanny wait, there's a car named "Citation?!" Awesome. Gives a new meaning to the term "needs citation"
 Teechur: @a robot @fanny My favorite car was an '81 VW Rabbit diesel. Two clips and the back seat came out. Awesome for moving crap to and from college at 45 mpg. Also at 45 mph.....
 a robot: @fanny I feel ya, my first car was a tiny 1984 Toyota Corolla. I see ones like it on the road and I miss it, even though it was a piece of crap. It's probably the freedom of being 18 and having little responsibility that I really miss :/
 piranharama: NO this is Patrick!
 fanny: @a robot i had a hatchback... 85 chevy citation my grandparents gave me, first car. man i miss that car. (i'm drunk and rambley pls excus)
 a robot: No, you're a hatchback.
Image 191249   07-14-17 9:00pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 dangerous dave: Zombeaver, the sequel.
 duckfarts: @WaffleIron Canavy
 WaffleIron: Canadian Navy on point as usual.
Image 190498   07-11-17 02:04am     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Rat-Butt: That not how this works! That's not how any of this works!
 Rat-Butt: Listen, if my dick is that big and hard to open a bathroom door, I am going to need a blood transfusion!
 Rat-Butt: That's not what dildos are for, you moron! Use your arm and bend at the needs.
 Warrax: You don't know where my forearm has been.
 Scoo: Instructions unclear...
 Urn BooUrn: @Prostata Seriesly, I can't believe that was a problem until they put up the sign.
 Prostata: challenge accepted!
 Urn BooUrn: Disagree.
 dobbiesdoogs: is this on a stall door? if so, why? i'm going to wash my hands in like 3 seconds
Image 190245   07-09-17 8:41pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Spazstatic: Looks like a gutter ball
 Scoo: Did she just throw a strike on the adjacent lane?
 fanny: I like bowling! (but not that new england candle pin shit fuck that)
Image 190065   07-08-17 9:55pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 Skaalar: "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow."
 Bob: I like to straighten out the pasta before I eat it.
 a robot: Gotta comb those pubes.
Image 189877   07-07-17 10:32pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 kornisjon: I would have rad voted this had I gotten here in time.
 dangerous dave: These are some of the weirdest tweets I've ever seen.
 redmonkey3: I aporove of Furrys! - but, No. Just No.
 ignatz: ..and baklava?
 ignatz: Duck off!
Image 188782   07-02-17 1:32pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
 FireBreathingMarmot: where are they going to get a real baby on such short notice? the cheetah seems easy by comparison
 werterland: Yo...I think your kid is The Zodiac Killer...
 Aemuli: Sure, here's your etch-a-sketch. Now 'make' whatever you want.
 Scoo: Your real cheetah's gonna eat that real baby - just sayin'
Image 188422   06-30-17 4:41pm     Uploaded by    virtualman
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