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 VeeKay's Aggro-Gator

Image KCM   08-18-18 8:03pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.
 Gazden: Reach for the sky
 E. HONDA: Good morning, dickshrooms
 Robespierre: Stargazy fungus looks legit
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit now that i look it up, those ones had pink flowers tho.
 Air Biscuit: These things were in that one episode of stargate. They retreated into the ground whenever SG1 walked by and all the weird pale local people got sick. Turns out they feed off the sound waves these things emit and they all got better after the team left. Spoiler alert.
 Skinr: Behind the scenes of Army of Darkness?
Image 262647   08-16-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 redmonkey3: @Shay - i prefer Barking Spell; less chance of local constabulary ruining the magic
 Robespierre: @jochenau It's pronounced as it would be in Welsh
 jochenau: I'm having trouble with the magic word in step 6, I really wish these arcane languages came with pronunciation guides.
 Shay: Bark at the Moon
Image 261493   08-09-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 hajjpodge: [intense screeching] - Yeah, pugs fucking screech and it's awful. They're awful.
 AdaMan: Desire to know more intensifies
 NoRagrets: *strained heavy breathing*
Image 260760   08-04-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 WannaBee: It's the Knight bus!!
 savvoy: I always wondered why some buildings had doors on the upper floors
 Mr. Shine: Got me for a moment.
 WTF: @apoxia It's a sextuple-decker!
 Air Biscuit: Good thing the entire street has guide-wires to keep that thing upright.
 Amy Housewine: Finally an appropriate aut-o-mobile for the tall man from The Simpsons who punished Nelson.
 Hyphae: @apoxia it's an omnibus
 apoxia: That's one tall bus.
Image 260478   08-02-18 11:54pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Sadbot: @hajjpodge I did the reading on this, and yeah, so much worse. It's cool that we live in an age where "should people have access to clean water" is now a contentious political issue. And by cool I mean it's a hellscape dystopia.
 iCEy: try it on "cold"
 Side Boob: Fire your plumber.
 BavidDowie: That's what you get for bundling your utilities.
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot What's worse is that ORSanCo is the regulatory body that coordinates the protection and implementation of regulations across the length of the entire Ohio River. Several million people are at risk. And of course ORSanCo is not an elected body or appointed by local governments. It is an inter-state and federal body.
 tib gubb: should you call the super, a plumber, the city, or superman?
 Sadbot: @hajjpodge Yeah, eastern Coloradoans have this going on, but they keep voting for clearly energy interest backed legislation, so...enjoy your fire, morons.
 Sadbot: I asked for specifically the opposite of this
 Nope: The stove spouts water and the sink spouts fire!
 hajjpodge: I can't wait for this to happen in Cincinnati once ORSanCo repeals all the regulations so the mining and energy barons sitting on the commission get some fat fucking paychecks! Hell yeah!
 addend: "...and your hands will be germ-free!"
 bug: Meanwhile, in Michigan (again - look it up)
 E. HONDA: personal hygiene: challenge edition
 Scoo: fracking.jpg
Image 260128   07-31-18 8:47pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
Image KBM   07-28-18 8:10pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 raditzu: Too much botox.
 Dick Inspector: @Otterman Could be Yakutsk
 teletub: This seems familiar. Isn't this in Siberia?
 entropy: Same lady, same place #259260
 sparename: Frosted Glance (Foster Grants)!
 FabricMan: It's the Muppet Show!!!
 Side Boob: Baby it's cold outside...
Image 259547   07-28-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Snow Plow: Fishing for compliments..
 claphands: Everybody knows that all sharks are named Bruce.
 Call Of Pooty: You're doin' great! I believe in you! Nice butt!
 ChubbyBuddy: incidentally, since we both stopped swimming to have this conversation, we should suffocate right. about... now
 Knice: @Knice That was dumb but I don't regret it.
 Knice: A little seago-boost.
Image 259349   07-27-18 12:03pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Amy Housewine: @Mr Bleak Shit. (BRB, hiding in small cupboard for a bit)
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine Not going to work - the prohibition only applies to those cubes trying to kill the shop owner. All other floating sentient glow cubes sent from the future are OK, provided they wear a shirt and shoes.
 Side Boob: The mariachi band restriction has gone too far, imo.
 Warren G Hardon: Hosers
 redmonkey3: Ssso - bicyclists in a tamborine circle tossing Mexican street slang welcome ? I need to make a phone call or thres...
 Amy Housewine: I go there for shelter from The Cube.
 Whatever: Thank goodness guns are allowed
 Dr Awkward: Dang, 6 of these apply to me, but I cant disclose which ones
Image 259342   07-26-18 11:03pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 VoR: Meh
 Mr Bleak: YOu can start with the Big Bee: #259292
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Side Boob: Wi-fi not even listed? What charlatan made this?
 tib gubb: safety is arguably more important than food and shelter, but less important than air and water
 a robot: @WannaBee YES! :D
 WannaBee: @a robot even me?
 a robot: All bees are my friend
Image 259281   07-26-18 4:26pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Teh Simpson: Straight back #259547
 Hokie333: If frogs go extinct, you'll notice. #231883
 wolfpk: Her name is Buffet!
 a robot: I'm all itchy now
 FabricMan: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
 Borkf: "Maybe I'm just having drug withdrawal, but I feel like there are insects crawling on my skin"
 Robespierre: This dengue party's finally starting to happen - big-time!
 Warrax: AHHHH!
 Ihminen: wait... hanging you earbuds on your necklace when you are not using them? genius!
 WTF: Do you want West Nile? Because this is how to get West Nile.
 tib gubb: bugs don't bother me -- except mosquitoes; mosquitoes can fuck right off.
 WannaBee: Those ones suck fat.
 Baby Jesus: She did an alternative image in winter.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't like this.
 Side Boob: No, I've never heard of "Off!"
 sparename: I don't think they're Love Bugs..
Image 259260   07-26-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 dangerkeith3000: Cool Cat, Daddy-o
 Robespierre: Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to...
 Soviette: Beauty of North Vietnam.
 Side Boob: Chairman Meow bids you good tidings.
 Mr. Shine: This cat is either going to sell me a rare quest item, or teach me some advanced fighting styles. Either way, I'm in!
Image 259241   07-26-18 11:47am     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 anaerob: Is it closed with a key?
 Robespierre: Unbreachable. For an ant. One ant.
Image 259104   07-25-18 2:47pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 looch: Picture of the Year
Image 258836   07-23-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 The Turks: @redmonkey3 Why yes, yes, it's real. This is the Liebian International Building in Guiyang, southwest China. It operates on rainwater and run off collected on site, so no great waste of water. The waterfall is 305 feet tall.
 redmonkey3: So - it's real ? (grotesque waste of h2o tho it looks super cool!)
 Scoo: @a robot Pedantic nerditry aside, TaleSpin (and Darkwing Duck) were the bedrocks of my childhood tv existence. TaleSpin was a major factor in my learning how to fly! Somewhere there is a Disney executive who thought it was a good idea to take Jungle Book characters, base them on Cheers interpersonal dynamics, and set them in the Golden Age of Aviation that I should really find and thank.
 a robot: @Scoo I vaguely remember that, so I went to look it up to see if you are right (you are), but I got distracted with how really needlessly detailed the TaleSpin Wikipedia page is. Someone (a furry) has dedicated a lot of time to making sure we know what the puns in the names mean (Cape Suzette is a parody of the dessert Crepes Suzette!), the combination of three real-life planes that make up Baloo's fictional one, and the fact that Baloo and Rebecca's relationship is suppsed to be like Sam and Diane on "Cheers." Whew.
 reagan: The toilets on 19 are overflowing again
 Scoo: This was the building that Rebecca lived in in TaleSpin
 Teechur: "Hey, Frank. What's the weather like?" "Dunno. Looks like it's rainin' again just like yesterday."
 Side Boob: Does Immortan Joe live here?
 HandBanana: I think your building had too much to drink!
Image 258835   07-23-18 8:47pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Knice: Well, not HERE here; just kinda *vague gesture* here...
 bug: I think I found my dream job.
 barfolomew: To serve you better
 sparename: * on Wednesday's we break for a hour for an early lunch
Image 257552   07-15-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 White Rice: @Solemn it's just some random individual who decided to emulate the hand/eye position of the painting, but not the face, for "teh lulz". You can get the hoodie pretty much anywhere online for about $20, unless you want color, then you're looking at $50.
 Solemn: I don't know who this is, but I want one of those hoodies.
 Shay: @savvoy "It, please."
 savvoy: Jesus be like, "Girl, please."
Image 257242   07-13-18 9:47pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Science: I believe this was a joke, but if someone did it with Trump today, it would be the height of conservative pride.
 raditzu: @Felicity thanks
 east bay: @raditzu He played saxophone on 'The Arsenio Hall Show' during the 1992 campaign
 raditzu: I would understand "sex", but "sax"?! wtf?!
 White Rice: @bug correction: Ronald McDonald with a shotgun. Also, I believe those are some Golden Arches in the background to the right.
 dangerkeith3000: Have a cigar!
 bug: Is that... Ronald McDonald back there?
 Micro Jackson: Very topical
 Soy Peso: RAD for gator with radioactive backpack
Image 256034   07-06-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 tib gubb: congrats on being a huge crybaby
Image 252379   06-12-18 9:26pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
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