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 VeeKay's Aggro-Gator

 tib gubb: congrats on being a huge crybaby
Image 252379   06-12-18 9:26pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 DrNinjaman: STUCK!
 Shay: MISSED!
Image 250165   05-30-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I know what you mean - who wants to have to shake the bottle each time you use it?
 VeeKay: @Mr Bleak Turns out I'm as lazy as I always have been!
 Mr Bleak: @VeeKay "Take two hundred walnuts at the season for pickling, beat them very small on a marble mortar, add about six handsful of salt; put them into a clean earthen pan, and stir them two or three times a day, for ten days, or a fortnight. Then strain them through a cloth, pressing them very dry. Then boil up the liquor with mace, cloves, sliced nutmeg, and whole pepper. When nearly done, add six cloves of shalot; bottle and cork it closely. The bottle should be shaken when the ketchup is used." --- 'A New System Of Domestic Cookery' by 'A Lady' (1807) Let me know how it turns out!
 VeeKay: @Mr Bleak Walnut ketchup intrigues me strangely.
 Mr Bleak: @Demon Universe Prepare to have the mystery ruined ... Originally, ketchup didn't have tomatoes: "ketchup" just meant a sauce, normally vinegary. You can still get Walnut, and Mushroom ketchups if you look hard enough.
 ani625: hahaha @sparename
 Knice: I've seen worse on waffles.
 Demon Universe: What is non-tomato ketchup? Ive always wondered and googling it will ruin the mystery.
 a robot: Seems legit
 Mad Collager: @OldKentuckyShark My son would. (Sssh!, don't tell him!)
 Furniture: Cursed image.
 avemaria: Wait, who the hell puts ketchup on waffles?
 sparename: Bottled Blood-Bogeys
 tib gubb: congrats on being awful
 funny in the wall: That certainly is strange
Image 250051   05-29-18 6:54pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 the snark: Fish: "Shit."
 Joseph: This fish is not happy
 grizzly: Death from above.
 a robot: Whoa that's pretty cool
 sparename: What? It's just a bird on a perch (?)
Image 249697   05-27-18 3:54pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 VoR: @Butcherboy lol
 Butcherboy: Bring me Tasha yar
 sparename: As much use as a fart in a mudbath
 Knice: [BLORP]
Image 247320   05-13-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Fiveninety: only $449 at Crate and Barrel
 Korrok: Convenient....
 VeeKay: Theres room on this planet for everyone, tracing a helix through space, around the sun, towards the perimeter of the universe, into the void.
Image 247266   05-13-18 04:07am     Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
 Mr. Shine: Ayyyyy!!
 VoR: Rejected mascot #12
 Butcherboy: Some day well find it, the rainbow connection
Image 247145   05-12-18 1:03pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 VeeKay: And return! #247092
 jazzjunkie: Dogs love it!
 mexican: well, the dog did bite that (presumably) instead of other things.
 Warrax: I bet the kid did it.
 Christina: It can't help itself.
Image 246863   05-10-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 chunk norris: @square44 Wow, and it's per 100,000!
 Side Boob: @Peter Pantsless But thats what the media tells me to think!
 a robot: Measurable decreases in violent crimes and increases in children's IQs and test scores happen after leaded gasoline is phased out. It was a fucking scam that was known to be poisonous but it made money for lobbyists so they kept adding it to gas.
 square44: "battle deaths" has been consistently low except for when, very suddenly, it isn't
 waaaaaat: Disaster seems to have leveled out, actually.
 glenalec: @Nope - If it involves giving stormfront users smallpox, I'm with ya!
 tib gubb: battle deaths would be a good name for a metal band
 Zarathustra: How to regain faith in humanity.
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless Id risk small pox coming back for having stormfront shut down.
 Peter Pantsless: But by all means, keep bitching on the Internet about how awful everything is.
Image 246676   05-09-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Minnesotan: @piranharama: yes, officially the "Thunderbolt" it was nicknamed "Juggernaut" because while there wasn't yet a supervillain with a relevant quote, y'know, nothing stops the Juggernaut.
 Stumpwiz: Dude, never stand in a prop arc!
 piranharama: You just couldnt kill those P-47s, brute of a plane.
 Zarathustra: He landed without bra.
 Minnesotan: nothing stops the Juggernaut!
 sparename: "Holy Airscrew, Batman!"
 glenalec: Your propeller is shot.
Image 246668   05-09-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 petepuma: gotta get your own ass to Hogwarts, I guess
 Side Boob: This is the second time!
 dorian: chooch.
 Knice: DONK]
 when so: The National Railroad Association says to always store your coal apart from your steam engine
 Psymon: Go home train, you're drunk.
 Air Biscuit: The mysterious brake master cylinder strikes again
 Minnesotan: The Fat Controller WAS cross! "People are going to say this a bad railroad!"
 glenalec: History-club's recreation of #246139
Image 246213   05-06-18 11:03pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 VeeKay: Can you guess who this is?
 Micro Jackson: You missed a spot...
Image 245792   05-04-18 11:47am     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 DrinkMixMan: Seize the means of relaxation
 Theta Zero: Ah, the communal bench.
Image 244714   04-27-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 burritos: That witch has a gun AND can turn into a cat. Beware.
 a robot: Jiji waiting for Kiki to come back
 Robespierre: Mr Boots, stymied by the whole concept of curling
 VeeKay: Is that your firebolt Harry?
 anonimos: That's how cats play quidditch
Image 241047   04-05-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Whatever: Actually this is a trick fisherman use to fix and maintain the hull below the waterline- moor the boat next to a dockpost or pier and let the tide go out.
 Telkwa: A rising tide floats all ships. Still waiting...
Image 240744   04-03-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Shay: One orange soda away from switching sides and becoming a *shudder* juggalo.
 itskando: Death Nosse
 Christina: Someone give her an apple.
 Christina: Gah! A Shinigami!
 fridaynight: This little girl is awesome
Image 240219   03-31-18 3:03pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Stumpwiz: My grandson (yeah, I'm old) has a Karl Marx sticker on his back bumper.
 White Rice: Best part of this (unless it was already proven false, but I havent bothered to check) is that these commemorative bills, while unusable as legal tender, were being sold for 3 euros. Something about the government making money off of effectively worthless paper featuring Marx just seems painfully ironic.
 Darmstadtium: All you need is a 1 euro bill, and 5 more like that one
 Mr. Shine: Fitting.
 Beef Supreme: The true value of all paper currencies.
 Scoo: So meta!
Image 239047   03-24-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 BavidDowie: Who farted?
 mexican: @dobbiesdoogs It said 'Crack of Doom' not 'Yawning Chasm of Infinite Horror.'
 dobbiesdoogs: well, we made it frodo, though i'm a bit underwhelmed
 joxxuh: The floor IS lava
Image 237782   03-16-18 8:03pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Ulillillia: If all the peeing Calvins were there, they could have stopped the fire
 Mentos Pormer: F451 not hot enough
Image 237769   03-16-18 6:47pm     Uploaded by    VeeKay
 savvoy: that fish is so dinner
 Teechur: *impending bloop*
 charlemagne: pull up pull up pull up
Image 236697   03-10-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    VeeKay
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