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 tokyopig's Aggro-Gator

 Peach: @tokyopig Thanks for sharing, that was super cute!
 tokyopig: From a recent music video from Japanese electronic group 'Wednesday Campanella' called "Aladdin." Hope someone can dig it.
 jazzjunkie: Over the line!
 jochenau: Foul!
 Skinr: that's not how you do a 7-10 split
 Dr Awkward: You want a broken wrist? Because that's how your get a broken wrist.
Image 170607   03-31-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 scribbs: @Coolguy Thanks!
 Coolguy: @scribbs I Believe it's a New Years thing. If I remember those colors have particular meaning at that time of year. They have "red vs white" competitions on the TV etc. there is more to it I'm sure but it's been a while since I've studied Japanese festivals
 scribbs: Is this a sad thin? Don't know the culture.
Image 169759   03-26-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.
 itskando: If you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
 Robespierre: The '70s were a super-hot time for The Trash Pandas
Image 169353   03-24-17 11:47am     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 tokyopig: Proof that there's is no great art without great self destruction... though there is a lot of perfectly competent art with great ego. On a side note, I recently learned that canned beverages (see beer) were not always 'pop top.'
 Niels Bohr: Thank you @tokyopig, Townes Van Zandt is the raddest.
 Shay: Be a real man, chase a bottle of Devil Springs with that Seagram's.
 WaffleIron: @BavidDowie : Don't knock it if you havn't tried it!
 Robespierre: Seagrams, eh? Try Jack with your Coke. You'll be happier.
 skillet: RAD for Townes Van Zandt!
 BavidDowie: Whisky AND Coke, not THEN Coke
Image 168990   03-22-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 Mad Collager: Not even once!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Dammit, I wish I would've read this before going out Saturday night
 Bob: So that's all it would take for people to pay attention to me? Maybe I'll write my own song...
 Coolguy: His swag level is over 9000!
 Amy Housewine: * Takes notes *
Image 167119   03-12-17 3:03pm     Uploaded by    tokyopig
Image FAJ   03-12-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 Wooden Spoon: I'm still waiting for season 2
 tib gubb: whoa, mister fancy over here
 Yam: Gus Dunsch at the counter of Gus Lunch
 Sadbot: Yay Mission Hill
Image 167022   03-11-17 11:26pm     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 a robot: I thought we were supposed to kill all humans, not convert them to robot-ness. I guess either one is ok.
 SunWukong: @when so The Monkey King offers his salutations comrade.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 tokyopig: @Bu7Z I am American but I married Japanese. I live and work here now for a Japanese company.
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig so you are in Tokyo, do you travel for work because I'm sure you've made comments about being in the US... see @when so how lurkers bring us together? I'm in perth, Western australia by the way, perthinians represent!
 questionable: maybe never sleeping again is actually a good idea
 Bu7Z: Hello @when so , good timing, just as the metropolis robot is lurking in my mind you're lurking on my spaceship.
 tokyopig: Howdy When So. Tokyopig here in Tokyo. Its 11:48 though and the baby just fell asleep so, oyasumi nasai. [hopes his meme that he made earlier today doesn't tank now that its finally up]
 when so: Hi, I'm When So. Thought I'd say something before lurker week ends
Image 166696   03-10-17 07:47am     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 SpaceCow: This is how you tell a building you hate it and wish it was a tree house.
 Cami: I've given it some thought; we should hire a gardener.
Image 166506   03-09-17 07:47am     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 tib gubb: based on a true story
 AverageJoe: can't wait for the purge...
 Scoo: Uh, technically correct?
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
Image 165186   03-02-17 07:31am     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 Knice: Return flight: #167492
 Knice: Return flight #166012
 Teechur: "Combos beat snack boredom 'cuz they have what other snacks lack."
 a robot: @jazzjunkie This definition is partly false, as Combos are not delicious. They look and taste like dog treats
 SpaceCow: The pretzel ones are acceptable when you cannot find pepperoni pizza. But only just.
 jazzjunkie: Huh. Apparently this is a real thing; #4 definition of 'combo' on Urban Dictionary is "A delicious snack distributed by MasterFoods USA"
 Jaunty Shrimp: Now that's a jaunty combo
 Donut: That is not Tokyo or a Pig. I don't understand your humor, sir.
 Science: Username upload COMBO! (Not applicable in this case.)
 WaffleIron: @Knice I think the salty sprinkles represent the mascot
 Knice: Baked snack? I don't get it.
Image 165000   03-01-17 08:26am     Uploaded by    tokyopig
Image ETM   03-01-17 07:27am     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 tokyopig: Baby fingers for scale.
 Dr. Bathroom: Nintendo Game Infant.
 FabricMan: Mom really wanted a Game Girl
 DarkTeddy: If you can beat Pokemon Gold for me, I won't abandon you.
 Micro Jackson: Jesus, mom, you are so fucking cheap!
 Coolguy: Already beat your high score
 VoR: Branding wars! Game gear never stood a chance.
 tib gubb: gross
Image 163717   02-22-17 1:09pm     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 smarkles: @tokyopig Enhance!
 tokyopig: I wrote 'sup friendly spaceship' on the white board. Sadly its not legible. Next time.
 jochenau: @smarkles wtf those are horrible
 tokyopig: @Derp Herpigan Its not just tiny, its also cold as fuck.
 smarkles: @Derp Herpigan Google Hong Kong small apartment and this image will look like a manion. The cage houses are especially rough.
 Derp Herpigan: That, is one cramped working space, and here I complained about my tiny house.
Image 161734   02-12-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    tokyopig
 augustus: @scribbs my sides hurt
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless I was just thinking about those today :-)
 Peter Pantsless: I think we all remember this, though #132647
 scribbs: @Knice FWIW, I'm waiting for the day you tell a complete story with no text other than to link together a long string of images, one leading to the next leading to the next and so on.
 a robot: @Knice I regret that I have but one rad to give for your weird-ass comment :D
 fanny: Mmmmmmmmmm
 Micro Jackson: Can't be any worse than Col Sanders'
 Knice: That's where you put the chicken in your shorts and cook it with twerk-friction. It takes a while, but totally worth it.
 Scoo: Right next door to Ass Burgers
Image 159347   01-30-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    tokyopig
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