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 ThoughtlessGentleman's Aggro-Gator

 Scoo: Fun fact: "humectant" is the opposite of "desiccant"
 Robespierre: Link Bros in Minong used to have it all when I was in college up that way - groceries, cars, forest fashions. But since then they've allied themselves with a sasquatched and backed themselves into being a one-trick jerky pony.
 trelyate: don't give the tide pod generation ideas.
 Shay: Wanna protect yourself from Sasquatch? Throw him a pack of these.
 Amy Housewine: Meat snacks, if you will.
 dangerkeith3000: The moisture packs are my favorite part!
Image 256848   07-11-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Not A Bot: i hate furries
 White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.
 itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti
 dangerkeith3000: Say "Will make you strong like metal" in a Russian accent.
 WTF: Water sourced exclusively from Charles Aluminum.
 jochenau: Not to be confused with aluminium water, which is just tea with a dash of diluted marmite.
 VeeKay: Rad for Michegan
 a sedated moose: Is this the real life?
Image 253613   06-21-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Dobly
 Cami: Maximum moustache width allowed.
 WTF: Can I see the data used to calculate those error bars?
 addend: Sally played both roles in the ventriloquist act. Boy, is her arm tired!
 frankie: How emoticons are made.
 Peach: Turn that parabola upside-down
Image 214263   11-09-17 02:45am     Uploaded by    bubbles
 ppr4: @Donut Lead bicycle
 Donut: And how does the bicycle not get radiated?
 grizzly: Did he make on for Dogmeat?
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Great news, Leo! Now, where we gonna ride in the aftermath, anyway?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: little known fact lead is great as a seasoning and can sustain life in emergency situations for years.
 silver: His son was played by a young unknown Michael Dudikoff
 Sadbot: Even if you survive nuclear war, life will be shitty, and quite possibly ending with intimate knowledge of what it's like to die from radiation poisoning. Meaningful survival was always a lie
 Mr Mumble: But if it does, then sweet sassy molassy!
 Catcat: You'll get pestered to death by annoying Doctor Who fans.
Image 207711   10-06-17 01:48am     Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Gomi Day: bleak is my favorite cliche.
 Zukero: Cost-effective.
 bug: I am trash man
 Air Biscuit: "Are you planning to go outside?" "Only if its raining."
 XLY: Starting at $599 for the kids size
 Niels Bohr: Heroin chic making a comeback I see.
 AstoriaBum: Dead Boys concert circa 1980.
 Shay: Fall fashion for hurricane season.
 WaffleIron: Derelicte
Image 192242   07-19-17 9:31pm     Uploaded by    rory
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yes!!!!!! that!!!!!!! now!!!!!! me!!!!
Image 190844   07-12-17 8:38pm     Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 Otterman: With a name like that, it has to be good!
 whiplash: This seems fishy to me.
 AverageJoe: smells like... stuff
 Musician: That ill-fitting label with its bad graphics and cheesy font that comes free with Windows is totally a real thing.
Image 156814   01-17-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    ThoughtlessGentleman
 SpaceCow: Joel's first iteration of Crow wasn't the lovable lacrosse mit we know today.
 ch: you pass birdseed
 SomeCanadian: Why did you program me to feel pain?
 Zukero: Linux circa 1998
Image 146790   11-27-16 07:31am     Uploaded by    ThoughtlessGentleman
 Borkf: That's not how you wear a hat.
 Wookiee: Conway Twitty had some of the most awesomely wrong song titles ever.
 Butcherboy: So did Jodie Foster and Ronald regan @Warrax
 Skaalar: @SunWukong Meh. Probably work on me.
 smusher: " ...and I'm loving you again right now..."
 Warrax: Carrie Fisher has problems with people like this.
 SunWukong: Sorry Conway, no matter how you sing it "I wanked over you" is not too romantic.
 sparename: I prefer the poetry of Derek and Clive's "I Love You So Much I Can't Shit"
Image 146428   11-25-16 12:26pm     Uploaded by    ThoughtlessGentleman
 scribbs: It'd be funny with Phillips-head screws, too :-)
 Mr Blah Blah: someone has a foot fetish
 WhyThis: So happy he's floored! Get it? Get it? Eh? Eh?
Image 146346   11-24-16 11:26pm     Uploaded by    ThoughtlessGentleman
 Scoo: I think your Mascot's broken
 duckfarts: @3ravens no, you're thinking of the butt tattoo
 Christina: @3ravens Especially with the right eye.
 3ravens: Our mascot has seen some shit
Image 129966   09-06-16 09:26am     Uploaded by    ThoughtlessGentleman
 sparename: Fuck the dog, beware of dumbass owners
 redmonkey3: Why is there a photo of every other front porch in Houston doing here ?
 Fiasco: Heritage not hate! You know! The heritage of greed and slavery! How are you not getting th- ohhhhh
Image 128038   08-27-16 8:03pm     Uploaded by    ThoughtlessGentleman
 Frank herbert: Wax?
 msmstud: We made you a happy. The only thing that can stop the happy is your interaction with the happy. You're not going to kill the happy, are you?
 Firm Buttocks: Mellow Birds Will Make You Smile
 Otterman: Now jab a knife into its face.
 Magma Safe: This fleshlight is weird
 Science: Can't read my, can't read my, No he can't read my peanut butter face
 sparename: " # We are drowning in your shit, Shit # "
 tib gubb: peanut buddy
Image 127068   08-23-16 05:47am     Uploaded by    ThoughtlessGentleman
 tib gubb: said no man ever
Image 127027   08-22-16 11:26pm     Uploaded by    ThoughtlessGentleman
 Remp Wulgus: Looks like a bedpan.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @dobbiesdoogs I see an obese flamingo in a tutu
 duckfarts: @dobbiesdoogs ho ho HNGGGHHHH
 Mr. Shine: Plots-R-Us
 dobbiesdoogs: do i see santa claus taking a shit?
Image 125209   08-14-16 04:26am     Uploaded by    ThoughtlessGentleman
 A duck: Teetillating
 A duck: Teeties
 Scoo: Tectscavating
Image 125182   08-14-16 12:26pm     Uploaded by    ThoughtlessGentleman
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