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 ThatGuy's Aggro-Gator

 ThatGuy: @WotGives Rumplestiltzkin
 ThatGuy: @WotGives Rumplestiltzkin
 WotGives: But what is his name?
Image 178115   05-09-17 10:37pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 tokyopig: the april fools anime club should be required reading in high schools.
 Gomi Day: Deleting all Animes...
 Mr. Shine: I loved this series.
 Scoo: The tentacles may make it hentai, but the penetration still makes it porn
 grizzly: KC Green
 fakeusername: @Derp Herpigan hey guys I found the nerd
 Derp Herpigan: Thought anime was read right to left? Or am I confusing that for something else (that's not Hebrew)
Image 175602   04-26-17 4:09pm     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Nopetology: Yep, that's a perfect Fiborkfnacci spiral
Image 175604   04-26-17 4:26pm     Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
 tokyopig: Remember, there's no I in penis. Oh wait. Yes there is. heheheheh
 some guy : Don't apologize to dad. Apologize to Tom Hanks.
 grizzly: Basebawl
 tritium: oooooh. What a lovely moment.
 Meow: @Amy-Housewine the neighbors keep calling the police when I play cryball
 Amy Housewine: You are, however, allowed to base in cryball.
 SomeOtherCanadian: What about all those Lou Gehrig fans?
 Scoo: Literally, there isn't. None of the letters in 'crying' are in 'baseball'
Image 175587   04-26-17 2:54pm     Uploaded by    cenecia
 Beef Supreme: A little artwork to enjoy before dropping an upper decker.
 Teechur: I've created quite a few things in those. No Adams, though.
 enfanta: Michaelcangelo.
 SomeCanadian: Kinda shitty
Image 175594   04-26-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    gary
 enfanta: Hm. I knew a lot of these kids but the names are wrong.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Lynda Barry is in my top 5 authors of all time. Love her!
 Flarmie: If you have a cup or jar taped to the back of your leg, you best watch your back around Jeff and Ricky.
 FabricMan: Josh Silver: Endlessly taunts that one kid who's on the spectrum. It was kinda funny at first but it got weird after he bit his own arm.
 Scoo: As long as Ricky Deever uses appropriate containers, I don't see the issue
 copunter: all maintain purple status religiously, all secretly envied by the rest of us
Image 174475   04-20-17 4:23pm     Uploaded by    metallica
 piranharama: Hey Red! Just gotta practice my stabbin!
 tib gubb: oh my god, what have they done to roberto?
 Kim: Don't be a frayed of fetish.
 cenecia: Am I an incredibly happy person flipping the bird? No. I'm a frayed knot.
 ignatz: This is a great example of this kind of thing
Image 174311   04-19-17 6:40pm     Uploaded by    steve
 rinaldi1337: @Noremak i used to br purple once...but that, that was a long time ago.
 Noremak: @thecraftywolf I remember when I was purple at 16K xp. I still have the screenshots.
 Wooden Spoon: Iron City Beer
 trelyate: feel the Bern
 thecraftywolf: @Bu7Z i'm back! to blue
 enfanta: @Bu7Z yeah, that's not an option right now but once I'm employed again I'll probably donate.
 Bu7Z: @enfanta I'm pretty sure the jump from blue to purple is best achieved by way of cash donation. It's on my list of things to do with disposable income, just after subscribe to RTRFM, my local community radio station.
 Bu7Z: @thecraftywolf I've been there, i just asked for many +1's on a comment with no relevance to the image to bump me over the line. It worked (I gave you +1 on this comment already so post another for more)
 enfanta: @thecraftywolf here's some encouragement fer ya: I'm at 160K+ and I'm still blue. Enjoy your journey!
 thecraftywolf: of course the same day i reach blue the amount of xp needed for blue goes up...
 Scoo: Bottled last year, somewhere in Brooklyn, and sold for way more than it's worth
 funny in the wall: ooh, my hipster sense is tingling
Image 171598   04-05-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Darmstadtium: Is this a metaphor for diabetes medication?
 FatTigerWoods: That's why I don't swim. Wait, what're we talking about?
 BavidDowie: because what most people describe as the happiest day of their lives is totally like drowning
 SomeCanadian: Mostly the consumption of all the combustible materials till you're just a smoking pile of ash, grease, and that gum you swallowed in elementary school. @Throwbot
 ThatGuy: Poor analogy
 LogicKitty: Also, if they have something that makes them float, how can we tell who's a witch
 tokyopig: I'm confused, does this mean that I'm drowning in fatherhood?
 Throwbot: Also, If the human body catches fire, there's natural processes which can shut that whole thing down.
Image 171562   04-05-17 02:55am     Uploaded by    Natch
 ThatGuy: Cockatail?
 ThatGuy: I wish there was a satisfying portmanteau for cocktail and cockatiel...
 jazzjunkie: Way classier than #170418
 jazzjunkie: Birb? RAD!
 Prostata: Absinthe?
 Wet farts: Cockatiel tail
Image 170562   03-30-17 7:48pm     Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
 piranharama: @Wooden Spoon I too learned this, and how to "sled" on ice in power armour.
 Wooden Spoon: "Fins"
 Wooden Spoon: this book taught me that if I'm going to lean against a hydrogen ice boulder in deep space I should make sure that my radiator find don't touch the ice, or I'll blow everyone to hell.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau A lot of them are not in the best condition, but to be honest I kinda like them that way
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless I'm gonna be super pissed if they sold those without getting new editions. The entire point of a library is to hold on to the old, good stuff. You can look at the new crap anytime at Barnes and Noble or whatever.
 piranharama: Damn, I really like that cover for this book!
 Warrax: Good series of books.
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt I'm glad you think so. My local library had a sale where they sold all of their old books; I bought out their entire sci-fi section, and this was one of the prizes. Another one was a first edition of "The City and the Stars." I also got first editions of all the "Foundation" books and most of the Disc- and Ring-world books...for less than $100. Assholes didn't even know what they had. I made out like a bandit.
 tokyopig: Yeah I really loved this book... but at the same time I think its really lame that anything Haldeman or his generation farts out these days get so much blind praise. You see I feel very strongly about fiction, which is why I changed careers to Engineering and drink whiskey.
 Mr. Butt: This is magnificent.
Image 168765   03-21-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 KingTrebek: I have a feeling I'll be saying "Shut the fuck up, Donny!" a lot over the next 4 years...
 Dresdenkeogh: First Order, christ... say what you want about the tenants of the sith order, at least it's an ethos.
 thebiglutovsky: The Dude abides.
 Mr. Butt: Okay, I fucking love this.
Image 156967   01-17-17 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Kraken: Akira? I feel like the only one who has no idea what this is.
 Mr. Shine: @Beer 30 Cool hero with a legendary weapon, a shape-shifting animal girl, "grappler ships" - starships that fight with harpoons and robotic arms trying to tear chunks off of each other.
 Beer 30: why? @Mr. Shine
 Peter Pantsless: @Peach I have not, but I have heard that and am definitely interested. It's hard to compress 2000+ pages into a two-hour movie. On your suggestion, I'll read that next after I finish "Lone Wolf and Cub"
 Peach: @Peter Pantsless Have you ever read the comics? There is so much story that couldn't fit in the movie, so they're definitely worth a read.
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless Outlaw Star is a favorite of mine.
 Peter Pantsless: Hell yes. I know what I'm watching tonight. Been needing to scratch that japanimation itch. I really want to watch the Star Blazers remake but it's like $400 to import the whole thing, so I guess I'll never get to watch it :(
 Mr. Shine: Tetsuoooooo!
 raditzu: definitely rad!
 Scoo: @Peach O Kaneda, our home and native land!
 Peach: *hears "Kaneda's Theme" in his head*
Image 156862   01-17-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 hearsegirl: i live with a gray. this is truth.
 addend: I want to comment "U mad crow?", but that's a parrot, so I won't.
 Hiddentigerma: Sometimes im baleful. Somtimes im cynical. Sometimes im filled with disdain.
Image 155117   01-08-17 05:27am     Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
 Otterman: I like to kiss them on the vulva
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo Yay!
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom **Give Steve a tumor. C'mon! It's right there!***
 Radstarboom: @SomeCanadian What an intensely Canadian thing to say. Not that that's bad or anything.
 Radstarboom: Give Steve cancer.
 Headoftheclass: Todo, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
 Lestrange: Go to work and not try to be a fucking dick for once.
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian 4) kiss pretty boys on the mouth
 San DoDo: 4.profit
 Noremak: @SomeCanadian Could have been written by a girl.
 a robot: @SomeCanadian Ahh, an old-fashioned Canadian romance
 SomeCanadian: Urgh. More straight-privilege. What if I want to kiss @a sedated moose?!? Huh? Think of that?
 Theta Zero: @LaeMi 3.) Become president
 LaeMi: Young Donald would have a slightly different number 3.
Image 154634   01-05-17 5:37pm     Uploaded by    psyops
 whiplash: The gym doubles as a church on Sundays.
 Frank herbert: Missing the lock pins
 Prostata: Sweet Apple-Hammock Jesus
 Peach: What would Jesus bench?
 a robot: Crossfit.
 Knice: King of the He-bros.
 Peter Pantsless: @Warrax Only reason I'm rooting for Jesus. Also hoping for a great rock and roll scream
 Warrax: I can't wait until he comes back and runs through places like this with a bullwhip, flipping over all the machines.
 Yam: Died for our gains
 WaffleIron: Jesus got swole for your sins.
Image 152856   12-27-16 6:07pm     Uploaded by    pig 3
 Peter Pantsless: Heard that song for the first time in a while yesterday, and then this pops up. Funny ol' world, innit?
 Frank herbert: Im curious to see the baby
 RiderFan: MadTV made a much better parody of the song.
 Go Lingan: Eels up inside ya
 A duck: (that was funnier before Infowars dot com helped get Trump elected :( )
 A duck: I'm sorry Ms Jackson (oooh) / But chemtrails are real / Planes release gas way up in the sky / Infowars dot com will tell you why
 A duck: I love this
 DarkTeddy: I am four eeeeeell.
 AverageJoe: this kind of reminds me a certain movie...
 a robot: This is really dumb and I'm proud to say I radvoted it
 jazzjunkie: Octodad sympathizes; loving father, caring husband, secret octopus.
 LaeMi: I guess you had to be there.
Image 151544   12-21-16 02:03am     Uploaded by    Warrax
 Lestrange: Really shouldn't have banged that shitshoe...
 EvilOtter: I thought he threw the ball but it was a lie. There's nobody I can trust anymore. I am adrift in a malevolent universe. And my testicles have been removed.
 Annoying Vegan : A good dog.
 a robot: Someone pet this sad soft doggo right now!
 whcvgre78: auto rad for the noble german shepherd
 Knice: Rad for semaphore ears.
 Yttermayn : Now where's my shitsshoe?
Image 148911   12-07-16 9:03pm     Uploaded by    DarkTeddy
 Minx: Mistakes were made...
 Teechur: Do you want lice? Because that's how you get lice.
 Peach: The family that braids together poops together.
 tib gubb: I see this and I think of my family... this would be the thunderdome of hairstyles.
 Mad Collager: That's the first time I've seen a French braid as part of a menage a trois.
 Frank herbert: Now throw a spider at them
 fumbduck: One of the girls or the person who wrote the caption?
Image 148575   12-06-16 05:47am     Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
 Flirb Dampumple: aggro-gator.jpg
Image 148408   12-05-16 11:59am     Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
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