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 Teechur's Aggro-Gator

 Felicity: @Robespierre Pleather can be sexy too
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: I'm not pro-gun, @Bu7Z, but what we don't do here is have a long, drawn-out argument. Keep yourself under control, please.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: We don't use Aggro-Gator for shitfights. Deleted a chunk of arguments. Thank you, pull through.
 tib gubb: cute. indoor carbine.
 Robespierre: @RainbowTornado It's Sears "leather."
 RainbowTornado: Do you think she's wearing real leather??!?!?!
 Science: @Bu7Z: Not to put words in their mouth, but I think AG is more suited to witty comments on fun photos, and less toward arguments about religion, politics, or guns. I'd be happy if all us Aggronauts could just scroll past the gun photos and concentrate on the stuff that makes AG fun.
 Wet farts: *grabs handful of popcorn*
 Mr. Shine: @Bu7Z I don't feed trolls. Sorry/not sorry.
 Mr Shifty: She looks exceptionally nice.
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Ear and eye protection, at an actual range, good trigger and muzzle discipline, all good. Rads all around.
 Side Boob: RAD for people enjoying firearms responsibly!
 Cami: *I will SAY*
 DangitBobby: @El hefe welcome to tristate gun legislation, where the laws are made up and the logic doesn't matter!
 El hefe: Illegal in NJ due to the large number of people killed in bayonette attacks
Image 201994   09-07-17 07:33am     Uploaded by    lavender
 Skaalar: This picture is giving me a panic attack, just thinking about getting old...
 fanny: @WTF aww i feel sad for how hard i laughed about that!! well done!
 Robespierre: I'm having a difficult time discerning his Mr. Peepers era from his Mr. Limpet era from these tiny photos.
 RainbowTornado: @WTF and the first was a baby pic
 Rev80: worn for 40 years.. washed twice
 sparename: Fifty Shades Of Beige
 WTF: The best would be if the last picture was a tombstone with that shirt stretched over it.
 addend: Wanted for crimes against fashion and excessive dad humor.
 Derp Herpigan: All these years, and he hasn't changed his shirt.
Image 201600   09-05-17 08:26am     Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Mr Bleak: What they actually asked for was a "Decaff Colon" - it's a form of irrigation, I am told.
 Felicity: From the Athaletics Department
 Teechur: This rather ironic misspelling is only one reason my daughter wants to return her yearbook and get her money back.
 ASTER: @WaffleIron *Three seconds left, sweating* Uhhh!! Cathy! *a buzzer sounds and I am dropped through a trap door*
 WaffleIron: Blue users are invited to this years commentathon. Images will be displayed on the overhead project and each user has 10 seconds to come up with a witty comment.
Image 201256   09-03-17 2:47pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Ted Hebert: Can't mess with perfection. Just give my Rad and move along.
 Ihminen: HA
Image 201193   09-03-17 04:48am     Uploaded by    cybeq
 Knice: I like this.
 Warrax: Sure. Why the fuck not?
 Mr. Shine: "Hey Grif! Chupa-thingy, how 'bout it?!"
 LurkedMoar: Goats blood? Aw shucks
 Niels Bohr: Still would.
 Donut: Does the pat of melting butter mean that it's a male or female?
Image 200555   08-30-17 10:31pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mr. Shine: This was a performance piece, how VERY droll!
 Ulillillia: I hear that's new
 karmakat: that's new...
 Micro Jackson: They don't see eye to eye
 karmakat: now that's new
Image 200066   08-28-17 2:27pm     Uploaded by    kate2point0
 Science: While I fully agree with the sentiment here, Asimov kind of went off the rails with this article, shouting about how people can't read and how street signs with symbols, rather than words, were part of the problem...
 Ted Hebert: @Catcat people think Einstein is responsible for the "definition of insanity" quote that people love to parade hither and yon on the Internet. The joke is that we should be careful what we choose to believe. Just because someone puts some words you agree with on top of an image of someone you respect, does not make you exempt from doing your own thinking and, ideally, research.
 Catcat: @Scoo @Ted Hebert I don't get it
 Ulillillia: He was from Russia, maybe the President will take his advice
 Ted Hebert: It does kind of suck that Einstein is now synonymous with brilliance, as well as the malleability of internet folk when presented with unsourced facts.
 Scoo: And that insightful pontificator? Albert Einstein!
 Ted Hebert: ...and the hamster loved his little blue wheel so much....
Image 199848   08-27-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Donut
 Teechur: @Felicity It's like the difference between watching a sports event live from way far away from the action, or watching it on TV, with close-up shots, at home in comfort, without lines for the restroom and high prices for food.
 Felicity: @Teechur I was talking about this with my mom who is a dedicated amateur photographer and she said that the eclipse can also damage cameras. On balance I think Ill skip the whole thing and let other people who are more competent film it. I may go outside, keep my head down, and film what it looks like at ground-level when its the dark in the middle of the day
 Teechur: @Felicity I would imagine your doctor is concerned about the old-style viewfinders. The other concern is that if you're not careful and open your eyes before the phone is blocking the sun, you'll look directly at the sun inadvertently. I think that common sense is not so common anymore.
 Teechur: @jazzjunkie It's just a monocular. Step 1: get a box. Step 2: Cut a hole in the box. Step 3: Stick your monocular in the hole. I can turn the body of the monocular to focus the image, too.
 Felicity: My eye doctor sent out an e-mail with advice for watching the eclipse. He doesnt want any of his patients to damage their eyes. I understood everything up until he said not to put on the protective sunglasses and then look at the eclipse on a camera, as the concentrated light could damage the eye. I can only assume hes thinking of an old-style camera with a viewfinder, not a modern digital camera where I would be looking at the screen while also wearing the protective sunglasses
 grizzly: I'm just gonna stare at the sun like I usually do.
 jazzjunkie: Nice. Is that some sort of viewfinder poking out the front? I've got 1:40 of totality where I live, but haven't got a proper contraption rigged together yet...
 Aufziehvogel: Step 1: throw away 2500 sheets of A3 paper.
 Teechur: We're not even in the 100% path and all the glasses were sold out around here, so I threw this together for my son to take to school on Monday.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want the one they have at the smithsonian.
 Scoo: I think I'll stick to my eclipse glasses, but I could see this as an excellent tool for education and/or photography!
 savvoy: arm's gonna get tired holding that for the whole eclipse
Image 198190   08-18-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Often, children help us get perspective when things get too crazy. They also tend to remind us to be nice. I'm so glad you posted this!
 Spazstatic: Puzzle peaces
 Not A Bot: Into the toilet with you.
 Teechur: I cut these jigsaw pieces (about 11" square") for our church's Peace Camp this year. Each of the kids and counselors decorated their own piece. With current events such as they are, I decided to post this.
 Warrax: Peace pieces
Image 197672   08-16-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 SpaceCow: If it comes away bloody, see a doctor.
 Meow: shouldn't have dumped on him in the first place. He's pissed
 Dr Awkward: I suppose a sphincter is a type of seal.
 Not A Bot: Thanks, AG switcherino, but I meant literally clas-sic
Image 197669   08-16-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mr Bleak: The Animals reunion tour is going well.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia I told my wife that we should turn it into a Christmas card and for once she took me seriously.
 dangerkeith3000: They released a christmas album!
 Supermansbrother: #194507
 Ulillillia: Timely
Image 194905   08-02-17 10:31am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 carpwoman: @Spazstatic - It got me through the day. Haven't needed it since.
 Spazstatic: @carpwoman does it hold up well on the bike?
 carpwoman: @scribbs - I got a whole suit for 25 bux. Good stuff.
 scribbs: I've heard that Frogg Toggs is top-notch stuff at its price point.
Image 190109   07-09-17 02:54am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 San DoDo: @Teechur Is that a scorpion? My bro..uncle in law was stung in the nipple by once while drying off from a shower... ;)
 Side Boob: Now I know why personal flamethrowers exist.
 Rat-Butt: Not. Even. Once.
 Rat-Butt: Not. Even. Once.
 tib gubb: "noticed a mite infestation, thought i'd help you out."
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur well I'm glad this isn't your own residence... because you'd have to decide between burning down your own house or... we'll I guess that'd be the only option
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward No, just a big spider. I couldn't believe the size of the spiders we saw in the mountains in Kentucky. I was there on a mission trip to help out a community school. These were my accommodations.
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Is that a scorpion? My brother in law was stung in the nipple by once while drying off from a shower...
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Is that a scorpion? My brother in law was stung in the nipple by once while drying off from a shower...
 a robot: @Teechur AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
 Warrax: Sexy.
 jochenau: Well that's happens when you use public showers.
 Ulillillia: Sometimes I hate living in a place with cold winters but it has its benefits
 Teechur: Didn't notice her until I shut off the water. She must have been hiding behind the plumbing.
 dobbiesdoogs: pretty clever, considering how hard it is to burn down a shower
Image 189494   07-06-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 satoshi: Getting ready for his anteater girlfriend.
 jochenau: I becuine w TEACHER
 Bluetocracy: got to grade those semester finals, got to turn in those SATs
 Butcherboy: Money, fame? A Jedi craves not these things
 Mr. Butt: *munny
Image 189482   07-05-17 10:54pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 fanny: @Horatio :) I wouldn't expect it any other way!
 Horatio: Can I also yell that? @fanny
 VoR: I'll go to the AG camp...
 fanny: @Horatio sounds great! @Mad Collager just come pick me up and i'll yell "Later, shitlord!" as we are leaving :-D
 Teechur: vvv Ok, not THIS type of tent camper, duh!
 Teechur: @fanny My wife and I grew up as tent campers. We decided that we were finished with having to fight gravity first thing in the morning. But modern RVs kept us from seeing the nature that was the reason we camped in the first place! This is a perfect compromise.
 Horatio: @fanny, We can go, and we'll leave our husbands with civilization.
 a robot: I just found out yesterday that there will be a total solar eclipse in August, and it will be fully visible in Casper, Wyoming, which is only about a four hour drive from me! I am already planning a camping trip up there. Need something like this.
 redmonkey3: RAD!
 Mad Collager: @fanny I'd go, but your husband would probably object (as he should!).
 fanny: that's super cool. i wish i could talk my husband into camping, it's just not his thing and i miss it :(
 Teechur: This was an orphan at the local RV store. They didn't know what it was. It has the original mattresses! Needed one repair in the canvas. That's a historical vehicle plate on it, too, so it never has to be renewed. We've only taken it to 5 states so far. The car doesn't even know it's there.
 Nopetology: That's amazing. Museum-grade badassery. How is it still functional? My first pop-up was eaten by carpenter ants. So we got another..
Image 186758   06-22-17 07:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless @Mr. Butt @Teechur @fanny @Borkf BOOM!! I'll see your phone and raise you another phone, a Kindle, and a 3DS. #184522
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur @Mr. Butt @fanny @Borkf I've got one coming, and it's a hum-dinger!
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless @Mr. Shine @fanny @Mr. Butt @Teechur I'm up for this. Love it!
 Peter Pantsless: In the span of two weeks, the friendly spaceship will be recursive versions of this and nothing else
 Mr. Shine: Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes!
 fanny: @Mr. Butt haha i guess you are answering my prayers!
 fanny: oh god, someone please take a picture of this and upload it!!
 Mr. Butt: @Teechur I'm going to take a picture of this photo and upload it
 Teechur: I TOLD you I would! #184366
Image 184399   06-10-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mr Shifty: Fiddy cents my sweaty ass
 Air Biscuit: Wear shoes.
 Mr. Shine: Seriously, though, what does one do when Mommy and Daddy stop paying your way?
 Mr. Shine: Just like everybody else!
 Teechur: I had this book when I was a kid. It's a tongue-in-cheek look at the late 1960s "counter culture."
 redmonkey3: @enfanta - i am non-conforming by conforming to your conformity
 enfanta: No one else has left a comment! I'm a non-conformist by commenting!
Image 184361   06-10-17 02:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Oh my! (best George Takei impression) And gatin's ok if the kids are away!
 Teechur: @Annoying Vegan That is a student's work. But she misspelled my username! I gave her extra credit anyway.
 Teechur: @Himesama Thanks! I've had 25 years to perfect "the look."
 Peter Pantsless: #Everybody knows that gatin' ain't allowed in school#
 Peter Pantsless: And now we're all hot for @Teechur!
 Peter Pantsless: Damn, @Teechur just schooled us all!
 Annoying Vegan : Self-portraiting skills on fleek. A+ 10/10
 Himesama: You totally look like a teacher @Teechur. (That's a good thing!)
 Teechur: @scribbs You probably thought I look like Clark Gable. Or Clark Griswold. Or a Clark bar. Man, I could go for a Clark bar right now!
 Teechur: @NoRagrets I deny nothing!
 scribbs: It's always weird when somebody doesn't look like I pictured them, even though I couldn't have described how I pictured them. Anyway, Rad :-)
 NoRagrets: @Teechur So you do not deny the other allegations?
 Teechur: @NoRagrets Hey! I'm not a dinosaur!
 Teechur: @fanny I have one more day of final exams to proctor, and a year-end faculty prayer service and luncheon on Friday. Professional Development on Tuesday and Wednesday and I get to start my summer! Good luck with the art show! Post some pics! I once built a functioning Snoopy dog house for You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. I've built sets for quite a few plays and musicals. I LOVE it!
 Teechur: @VoR It sure was! One of my sophomores finished her final early. She got extra credit for this!
 Teechur: @Shay Notice the bulletin boards. I spent my afternoon cleaning my room. Hasn't been this clean since the LAST time it was this clean!
 Teechur: @Knice It's nice to know I rate as "fridge-worthy!" Thanks!
 NoRagrets: I always imagined you as a cyborg dinosaur alien teacher from space.
 fanny: Very RAD!! I love having faces to names. I still have a couple more weeks of students, @Teechur! jealous that you're done! right now i'm busy putting together an end of the year art show... was asked last week to build 3 little pig houses for a play this week... good stuff!
 VoR: Please say that's from a stuudent
 Knice: Oh, @Teechur, I love it! I'm putting it right here next to the shopping list! *posts drawing on fridge* :-D
Image 183841   06-07-17 3:09pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Bluetocracy: For what one of those costs, my entire block could live the rest of their lives with extra at the end.
 UltraBeverly: When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
 jazzjunkie: I have HAD it with these mother-lovin' tanks on this monkey-fightin' plane!
Image 183012   06-03-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Felicity: Corn Palace should be the name of a restaurant in my fictional universe
 Theimposter: That was the most roaches I have seen in my life, and I live in a bad neighborhood in Texas. Gross.
 Knice: @Teechur :-D
 Teechur: @Knice I am just astonished at the synchronicity with #182920
 Teechur: @Knice You were absolutely why I posted this :P
 Ulillillia: In other news, the US capitol has been relocated to Mitchell, South Dakota.
 BavidDowie: Hell yes Mitchell, SD!
 square44: wait, what country is it in again?
 Knice: *shits self*
Image 182921   06-02-17 10:31pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
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