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Image FDA   03-17-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 redmonkey3: Ariel Surveillance has come a long way!
 Cami: Speckled Jim!
 Whatever: Preparing to spy on Trump I see
 Dr Awkward: Analog drone.
 Scoo: Fuckin' tourists
Image 167392   03-13-17 11:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
Image FBI   03-13-17 10:13pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
Image FBH   03-13-17 10:13pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 ch: I predict I am going to be rolling in cash and get away with it todally
 Flarmie: "You will experience financial distress in your near future"
 Skaalar: Airhorns all the time forever.
 Skaalar: @WaffleIron *AIRHORNS*
 WaffleIron: NO ONE SAW THAT COMING! *badumtis*
Image 166942   03-11-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Hosebag: Alright, we've taken enough shit from you.
 addend: "No, sir, only dogs. It doesn't matter if you pay extra."
 enfanta: How much do they charge if you get $15 off the first service?
 kazzy94: Late stage capitalism.jpeg
Image 165635   03-04-17 4:31pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mr. Butt: Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
 Lestrange: Moobs
 A duck: Basketball Hoop Base is extremely upset at this
Image 156441   01-15-17 02:54am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Knice: @Peach *sweats profusely* That was close!!
 Peach: @Knice just can't think straight when it comes to corn.
Image 155732   01-11-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 a sedated moose: @a robot I grew up eating spam; it is pretty darn tasty. I think it mostly has a bad rap mostly from people who've never actually had it.
 Borkf: @jochenau "We ground up the whole damn pig and legally have to delineate between the two types of meat."
 Nwcorset: What fresh hell can this be?
 jochenau: I am unclear on what "pork with ham" means exactly. Is that like "beef with steak"?
 a robot: @Coolguy To be fair, basically everything is better with Sriracha!
 Coolguy: @a robot actually delicious AF. Even better with Sriracha!
 a robot: The internet says: "Spam musubi is a popular snack and lunch food in Hawaii composed of a slice of grilled Spam on top of a block of rice, wrapped together with nori." I have actually never eaten Spam in my life, but I would try this. Maybe it's the Hello Kitty influence.
Image 154304   01-03-17 11:47pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Teechur: Return trip #185537
 jochenau: Tchaikovsky, Super Mario, and Lord of the Rings? Sounds pretty awesome!
 Dresdenkeogh: apples to apples, mutts to mutts
 scribbs: Wins every game.
 Mr. Butt: @Hiddentigerma Okay.
 Hiddentigerma: @Mr. Butt *Cough* German *Cough*
 Mr. Butt: I've never seen Tchaikovsky spelled with a W.
Image 154034   01-02-17 5:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak Just shoot the intruders and it'll solve your problem. No need to make things complicated.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Lethal? No. Nonlethal? Hell yeah. Get some martial arts lessons and learn some bo staff, nunchuks, whatever.
 Hiddentigerma: @mariofart They could just kill the intruder and sell the organs to the black market. You forget that.
 Hiddentigerma: @Nope But it is....
 Noremak: From Prosser on Torts, as quoted in Katko v. Briney, "The law has always placed a higher value upon human safety than upon mere rights in property, it is the accepted rule that there is no privilege to use any force calculated to cause death or serious bodily injury to repel the threat to land or chattels, unless there is also such a threat to the defendant's personal safety as to justify a self-defense."
 Nothing: I'm really not, though
 Yam: @Cami Bingo
 Cami: What I read: Frightened people live in here.
 mariofart: Nowadays in some areas these stickers make you more likely to be robbed with the black market value of firearm.
 Amy Housewine: Doggo is a crack shot, apparently.
 Nope: Haha, property is worth more than lives!
Image 154001   01-02-17 2:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Peter Pantsless: Guys the war's over. Go home
 LaeMi: Dootwaggon.
 Lestrange: I like what I see and would renovate the living crap out of that.
 ch: shit did you hit a giant spider pull over pull over
 Cami: You can't drive around OSHA with tires like that.
 Dresdenkeogh: The fast and the dootiest
 beep: "Wait until you see image #3!"
 sparename: "Yeeeuuuggh, bo.ners with creepy-crawlies on their Willy's"
 Derp Herpigan: where are the other three images?
 Hosebag: This gives me the Willys.
Image 153596   12-31-16 12:31pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 WaffleIron: @Air Biscuit : Don't blame me for windows 10. I was standin on a corner (in winslow arizona) yelling that the end is nigh! But alas, they did not listen - and thus windows 8 came to be. I ran XP up until I bought an i5 with a valid 7 license. I like 7.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron wanted to play Interstate 76 again after seeing this. My disc doesent work, and downloading it from makes it run... funny. I dont think it likes Windows 10. What have you young people done!?!
 WaffleIron: @Air Biscuit : Yes it was, dad.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron 1997 wasent that long ago was it?
 WaffleIron: @Air Biscuit : ... are you my dad?! I don't think I've met anyone else who's played that game.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron steal it for the purpose of doing a badass groove(or jade) champion cosplay?
 WaffleIron: I want this badly. Clearly I have to steal it.
 Cami: He has big plans for that.
 FabricMan: Now sir, be reasonable. I think you'll find my offer quite generous
 Wet farts: No just let it rot on top of two saw horses that makes perfect sense.
 Pizza: Not that I 1ted it anyway.
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
Image 153595   12-31-16 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 hat thrab: I played THE SHIT outta that game.
 Scoo: Haha, this classic children's game has components that slightly resemble buttplugs!
 Jaunty Shrimp: This plus Don't Break the Ice and Ants in thr Pants is a board game trifecta!
 Dresdenkeogh: Nostalgia horn
Image 153580   12-31-16 10:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 SomeCanadian: Schizophrenia is sad. Making fun of it is bad
 Shay: Bad scan: not sure if intentional or not.
Image 149278   12-09-16 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 jochenau: Also is that avocado ranch dressing? Why?
 jochenau: @Linda (+)
 Linda: You motherfucker.
 Amy Housewine: If you steal the Friendly Farms stuff then the Friendly Spaceship crew will not be fed.
 Dresdenkeogh: If Linda is on this site you're in trouble. @Teechur
Image 149212   12-09-16 11:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 a sedated moose: Is that Starlord?
 Cami: RAWR!
 tamarindo: @jochenau high voltage!
 WTF: Taking his purple ranking to a whole level.
 Wookiee: Alright. I thought I destroyed all these. Who found my high school picture stash?
 Ulillillia: lace me up homeslice
 jochenau: Danger rating: Very high.
Image 146801   11-27-16 09:31am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Wookiee: It's Christmas in Paisley Park.
 mwoody: Pimpin' ain't easy. You've got to take a holiday now and then.
 SkidSolo: Is this something to do with christmas? Isn't that in December - the end of December?
 LaeMi: Have a very aggro holiday.
Image 146775   11-27-16 03:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 SpaceCow: No, they hide in the box hoping not to end up coloring some tolder's diaper.
 tamarindo: Where's my sharpener?
 MythBaron: They also all strive towards the same goal... to color a piece of paper... wait...
 Scoo: Whatever you say, wrinkly paper
 Sadbot: Box warming is a myth
 Derp Herpigan: *combats urge to post comment that could be seen as racist*
 Warrax: My new life goal is to be eaten by a dog and then pooped out as a rainbow.
 Butcherboy: And a lot of them aren't all that sharp
 AverageJoe: yeah, but then crayons mix and stain each other
Image 146697   11-26-16 7:09pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 trelyate: this fleshlight cover doesn't look too appealing
Image 146631   11-26-16 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
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