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 Teechur's Aggro-Gator

 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak Just shoot the intruders and it'll solve your problem. No need to make things complicated.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Lethal? No. Nonlethal? Hell yeah. Get some martial arts lessons and learn some bo staff, nunchuks, whatever.
 Hiddentigerma: @mariofart They could just kill the intruder and sell the organs to the black market. You forget that.
 Hiddentigerma: @Nope But it is....
 Noremak: From Prosser on Torts, as quoted in Katko v. Briney, "The law has always placed a higher value upon human safety than upon mere rights in property, it is the accepted rule that there is no privilege to use any force calculated to cause death or serious bodily injury to repel the threat to land or chattels, unless there is also such a threat to the defendant's personal safety as to justify a self-defense."
 Nothing: I'm really not, though
 Yam: @Cami Bingo
 Cami: What I read: Frightened people live in here.
 mariofart: Nowadays in some areas these stickers make you more likely to be robbed with the black market value of firearm.
 Amy Housewine: Doggo is a crack shot, apparently.
 Nope: Haha, property is worth more than lives!
Image 154001   01-02-17 2:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Peter Pantsless: Guys the war's over. Go home
 LaeMi: Dootwaggon.
 Lestrange: I like what I see and would renovate the living crap out of that.
 ch: shit did you hit a giant spider pull over pull over
 Cami: You can't drive around OSHA with tires like that.
 Dresdenkeogh: The fast and the dootiest
 beep: "Wait until you see image #3!"
 sparename: "Yeeeuuuggh, bo.ners with creepy-crawlies on their Willy's"
 Derp Herpigan: where are the other three images?
 Hosebag: This gives me the Willys.
Image 153596   12-31-16 12:31pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 WaffleIron: @Air Biscuit : Don't blame me for windows 10. I was standin on a corner (in winslow arizona) yelling that the end is nigh! But alas, they did not listen - and thus windows 8 came to be. I ran XP up until I bought an i5 with a valid 7 license. I like 7.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron wanted to play Interstate 76 again after seeing this. My disc doesent work, and downloading it from makes it run... funny. I dont think it likes Windows 10. What have you young people done!?!
 WaffleIron: @Air Biscuit : Yes it was, dad.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron 1997 wasent that long ago was it?
 WaffleIron: @Air Biscuit : ... are you my dad?! I don't think I've met anyone else who's played that game.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron steal it for the purpose of doing a badass groove(or jade) champion cosplay?
 WaffleIron: I want this badly. Clearly I have to steal it.
 Cami: He has big plans for that.
 FabricMan: Now sir, be reasonable. I think you'll find my offer quite generous
 Wet farts: No just let it rot on top of two saw horses that makes perfect sense.
 Pizza: Not that I 1ted it anyway.
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
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 hat thrab: I played THE SHIT outta that game.
 Scoo: Haha, this classic children's game has components that slightly resemble buttplugs!
 Jaunty Shrimp: This plus Don't Break the Ice and Ants in thr Pants is a board game trifecta!
 Dresdenkeogh: Nostalgia horn
Image 153580   12-31-16 10:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 SomeCanadian: Schizophrenia is sad. Making fun of it is bad
 Shay: Bad scan: not sure if intentional or not.
Image 149278   12-09-16 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 jochenau: Also is that avocado ranch dressing? Why?
 jochenau: @Linda (+)
 Linda: You motherfucker.
 Amy Housewine: If you steal the Friendly Farms stuff then the Friendly Spaceship crew will not be fed.
 Dresdenkeogh: If Linda is on this site you're in trouble. @Teechur
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 a sedated moose: Is that Starlord?
 Cami: RAWR!
 tamarindo: @jochenau high voltage!
 WTF: Taking his purple ranking to a whole level.
 Wookiee: Alright. I thought I destroyed all these. Who found my high school picture stash?
 Ulillillia: lace me up homeslice
 jochenau: Danger rating: Very high.
Image 146801   11-27-16 09:31am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Wookiee: It's Christmas in Paisley Park.
 mwoody: Pimpin' ain't easy. You've got to take a holiday now and then.
 SkidSolo: Is this something to do with christmas? Isn't that in December - the end of December?
 LaeMi: Have a very aggro holiday.
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 SpaceCow: No, they hide in the box hoping not to end up coloring some tolder's diaper.
 tamarindo: Where's my sharpener?
 MythBaron: They also all strive towards the same goal... to color a piece of paper... wait...
 Scoo: Whatever you say, wrinkly paper
 Sadbot: Box warming is a myth
 Derp Herpigan: *combats urge to post comment that could be seen as racist*
 Warrax: My new life goal is to be eaten by a dog and then pooped out as a rainbow.
 Butcherboy: And a lot of them aren't all that sharp
 AverageJoe: yeah, but then crayons mix and stain each other
Image 146697   11-26-16 7:09pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 trelyate: this fleshlight cover doesn't look too appealing
Image 146631   11-26-16 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Jaktai: What does that tiny line of text say, I better go closer to have a look.
 redmonkey3: It's a trap!
 Wookiee: Inner-city school bus
 ClockworkJackalope: Today is approach the vehicle day
 square44: do not approach vehicle...please? ok fine
Image 146616   11-26-16 10:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 SpaceCow: "This sculpture of the killer is the only remaining likeness we have."
 mexican: Paddle faster, I hear banjos!
 BlarfyB: @sparename Well, the are, by definition, sinister.
 carpwoman: Ah, 1966....
 sparename: Are left-handed banjo-playing clowns even more evil??
 Mr. Whiskers: Mentally Imbalanced Clown Solo Act
 Mr. Butt: I didn't think Deliverance could be any more uncomfortable...I was wrong.
 Knice: They Wonderwall float down here.
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 Cantmiss evershot: Ahhhhhhhh chicken I want to eat it
 Lestrange: @Amy Housewine *plagiarism intensifies*
 Headoftheclass: I'd rather fight off facehuggers than deal with my brother's kids. Sheesh...
 Amy Housewine: *slapstick intensifies*
 Lestrange: Oh Mr Bean!
 Knice: Oh, God, I need to wash EVERYTHING.
Image 146245   11-24-16 2:31pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
Image DRL   11-23-16 5:05pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Not Sam: @Warrax What is that supposed to mean
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax still do.
 Warrax: I thought these were the coolest thing ever when I was a kid. Used to want one so bad.
Image 127983   08-27-16 3:03pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 trelyate: chump day?
 Blackheart223: Every day is hump day.
 DrinkMixMan: @Rorel I thought it was 100 litres.
 Rorel: Then they're called heckleleader. Or heckleader. Which is just a management job in a kind of hot place.
 Amy Housewine: Rebel rebel, you've torn your dress
 Rorel: The only way a cheerleader can rebel is by booing their own team.
 ping: Cheerlead, you rebel scum.
Image 127980   08-27-16 2:47pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 midnightmosesuk: Abracadabra, fuck off.
 DrinkMixMan: Abracadabra! I think you have a problem.
 Firm Buttocks: Hocus Pocus I need WINE to Blot out this stinking reality
 Lestrange: Like a chocoholic but for alcohol? I get it.
 Scoo: Hooray for self-medication!
 Mr. Butt: Good username/upload combo
Image 127959   08-27-16 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 luxuslurch: "future"
 breadtoaster: wtf man
 Eleftheros: Cugohit AF
 fanny: :)
 Ulillillia: Baby's Day Out 2: Lost in Istanbul
Image 127957   08-27-16 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
Image CDL   08-27-16 11:52am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 peedurr: They must charge per letter
 hurr: here comes the spain
 duckfarts: @Mr. Butt meinsa
 SS Keith: sorta funny
 trelyate: did you also go to collage?
 Mr. Butt: also in b4 peggy hill
 Mr. Butt: lol u mensa bro?
 Peter Pantsless: That's not an official anything
 Warrax: @kalligrapher geat theaim whiilee theay'rea hout
 DrinkMixMan: So I'm guessing English is your second language?
 kalligrapher: You think they were doing a special on the cost of printing vowels?
 dobbiesdoogs: christ almighty
Image 127392   08-24-16 6:31pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
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