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 Teechur's Aggro-Gator

 Greifer: bonenana meatbags blaahwoar
 redmonkey3: "Oh My" said George Takei, shortly before being devoured
 fanny: probably the only minions i'll ever RAD
 Wooden Spoon: But who will approve of this?
 Yurishiro: @Off Topic get closer, you'll find they like you too.
 Off Topic: I think I like minions now.
Image 218455   12-01-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    eider
 jochenau: @Sadbot Oh my that's heinous.
 WTF: "Can we do more Gahoon?"
 mrd0t: @Sadbot So it sounds like strangling the life out of a cat.
 Teechur: @Sadbot Not having a bassoon reed, I will be experimenting with a trumpet mouthpiece later. It's not too late to start practicing Christmas carols.
 Sadbot: Enjoy…
 Amy Housewine: *Does not play Boogie Woogie
 Amy Housewine: Is that an asterisk after Boogie Woogie, or just a white blob?
 tokyopig: Racist against whistling gadgets, pfhttt!
Image 218225   11-30-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 jazzjunkie: Cannibal? How is that any more cannibalism than me eating a fellow mammal such as a pig?
 Whatever: Technically Woodstock was being a cannibal in that special...
 Warrax: "Seriously, dude?"
 tib gubb: savage
Image 216871   11-22-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mad Collager: I hear chemists are a close-knit group.
 FabricMan: Dis is de cutest widdle meth wab in da whoole world!
 petepuma: organic chemistry
 Teechur: Roly Poly Oly's chemistry set.
 Wooden Spoon: Princess Bubblegum's lab
 Queen K: I must have have this
Image 216431   11-20-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Queen K: I'll protect you baby
 WTF: A little "Just friends" spooning
 totaljihad: Oh god I thought the puppy's ear was it's little hideous mouth contorted in agony from its obvious facial defect boy am I glad I was wrong
 tina: Very cute. Don't get me wrong, but I think you should trim her nails.
Image 214862   11-12-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
 Teechur: That happens more than I'd care to admit.
 Micro Jackson: Maybe I'll just sit here. Forever.
 boxboxbox: Which is nice
Image 214320   11-09-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Bu7Z
 well duh: Asshole just did this on purpose.
 copunter: even the bricks line up. your callous inversion only highlights the devotion of our unsung mason
 Felicity: OK...
 Mr. Shine: Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 Sage: You monster.
 cenecia: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
 Derp Herpigan: No. NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Image 212814   11-01-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    veryblue
 Catcat: @Teechur did you turn German there for a minute?
 charlemagne: my bones aren't nearly hollow enough
 Teechur: I should print this and hang it in my klassrume at skool.
Image 212018   10-28-17 06:47am     Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
 El hefe: No oxy's for you Walter
 Yurishiro: You might have something else.
 Knice: The face of negative pain! ;-P
Image 211459   10-25-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mr Bleak: Shit rainbow: all the colours of poop.
 Felicity: Like the sherbet
 tib gubb: well that's just great. now i want cookies.
 RiderFan: It looks like the neogaf logo?
 Air Biscuit: Organic rainbow cookies. No artificial coloring added.
 Christina: Not a colorful rainbow.
 WTF: Maybe these cookies are just LGBT friendly.
 petepuma: these are for dogs
 Catcat: Polish rainbow.
Image 211446   10-25-17 06:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 jochenau: What is this nonsense? Get yourself some actual umeshu, that stuff is delicious.
 kazzy94: When you ask a Southerner how fuki something is
 ignatz: HaHa 'Plum'
Image 211444   10-25-17 06:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 SpaceCow: Nope, still not feeling anything. How about you, wavy house?
 Cami: Only one plus for that? Stop pretending you didn't see Wayne's World because I know you have.
 VeeKay: The message that the immediate danger has passed will be given by the sirens and repeated on this wavelength. Make sure that the gas and all fuel supplies are turned off and that all fires are extinguished.
 ignatz: This one of those rolling shutters?
 brian greene: win 10
 Cami: doodly do doodly do doodly do doodly do...
 glenalec: Summertime here.
Image 211428   10-25-17 02:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 cArdent: @Warrax Only if you carve a whole vine full of pumpkins.
 Warrax: Shouldn't they be disemboweling a whole human?
 trelyate: in soviet russia...
 Bill Rye: so that's what's in human heads!
 Dr Awkward: The Great Pumpkin cometh
 VoR: Seedy mind
 when so: His name must've been Jack
Image 209976   10-17-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 grimes: It's always rough to go into work afterwards a long holiday weekend--another reason to call in "sick".
 brian greene: boarder collies as well
 McMuff: Is heterochromia more common in Huskies than other dogs? I've seen quite a few a lot that have it.
Image 207807   10-06-17 4:07pm     Uploaded by    9mm
 stunt nuts: If you can get three different angles, it's not a photobomb.
 Semaphore: Living in central america we have lots of butterflies. What I didn't expect was how friendly they are. workaday I have them land along me while doing yard work or tinkering with my motorcycle yes I have a yard and garden in the jungle. I often find myself talking to them like little helpers that keep my spirits bright.
 well duh: Frederik Meijer Gardens?
 Liar tuck: Why did so many people have cameras out?
Image 207810   10-06-17 4:26pm     Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
 Mr Bleak: See also Randall Munroe's "Thing explainer" : Complex things explained using only the thousand most common English words. Brilliant stuff!
 Uncle Phil: Dr. Seuss usually has a restricted vocabulary. Green Eggs and Ham was written on a challenge to write a book with no more than 50 unique words.
 a robot: @Mr. Shine Yeah I somehow doubt Dr. Seuss ever used the phrase "bumping your junk"
 Mr. Shine: This doesn't seem like actual Dr. Suess. Kinda like the way Kazaa and Bear share used to attribute lots of Jamaican marijuana songs to Weird Al.
Image 208305   10-09-17 03:03am     Uploaded by    weed poop
 tib gubb: i can't say "salty"? this is fucking bullshit!
 WaffleIron: This was at a Chick-fil-A.
 Teechur: @rachel @metallica As a Teechur, I use my classroom as a training ground for a career or for higher education. How else will they learn how to behave and speak when it is crucial to do so?
 jazzjunkie: When did I get a weak back? Oh, about a week back.
 Amy Housewine: Meanwhile, this is an invitation for the staff to start using Vine quotes that aren't on the list yet. You can guarantee I'd be saying "Shout out to all the PEARS" as much as possibly to the boss the next day.
 Amy Housewine: The concept of 'professionalism' pisses me off no end. It gets used to draw a false equivalence between silly unimportant rules and genuine things.
 Ulillillia: @rachel Talk to the hand
 Commodore 64: Why? So we don't use slang anymore?
 ASTER: I think whether Eric is the asshole or not depends on if these are white employees who use black slang as memes, or just people speaking.
 Not A Bot: What movie is this?
 TrumpyTrump: Where do you live such that this is common slang?
 rachel: This is stupid, I understand it for work but for school? No. Let people talk how they want. Its merely modern day slang I bet if it were 90's or 80's slang you wouldnt be posting this.
 metallica: It makes sense at a job, but at school or anywhere that is unprofessional, this language is fine.
Image 207489   10-04-17 11:09pm     Uploaded by    livelovebarf
 Mad Collager: That Radio Flyer has some reception!
Image 206914   10-02-17 02:03am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 grizzly: Booooo
 Side Boob: Paid for by the letter "O"
 Felicity: Oh. Planck. Ha ha
 Teechur: I'll save this for next September 19th.
 SharkysMachine: Math jokes do not belong with pirate jokes.
 illBilliam: Rad for h.
Image 206877   10-01-17 9:58pm     Uploaded by    beckybecky
 Mr Bleak: HDMI: High Definition Moisture Interface.
 tib gubb: waterproof for if you use a liquid-cooled system
 Sandor: Stop! Hama time.
Image 206613   09-30-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    winwolf
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