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 cArdent: @Warrax Only if you carve a whole vine full of pumpkins.
 Warrax: Shouldn't they be disemboweling a whole human?
 trelyate: in soviet russia...
 Bill Rye: so that's what's in human heads!
 Dr Awkward: The Great Pumpkin cometh
 VoR: Seedy mind
 when so: His name must've been Jack
Image 209976   10-17-17 4:03pm   Views: 26781   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 grimes: It's always rough to go into work afterwards a long holiday weekend--another reason to call in "sick".
 brian greene: boarder collies as well
 McMuff: Is heterochromia more common in Huskies than other dogs? I've seen quite a few a lot that have it.
Image 207807   10-06-17 4:07pm     Uploaded by    9mm
 stunt nuts: If you can get three different angles, it's not a photobomb.
 Semaphore: Living in central america we have lots of butterflies. What I didn't expect was how friendly they are. workaday I have them land along me while doing yard work or tinkering with my motorcycle yes I have a yard and garden in the jungle. I often find myself talking to them like little helpers that keep my spirits bright.
 well duh: Frederik Meijer Gardens?
 Liar tuck: Why did so many people have cameras out?
Image 207810   10-06-17 4:26pm     Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
 Mr Bleak: See also Randall Munroe's "Thing explainer" : Complex things explained using only the thousand most common English words. Brilliant stuff!
 Uncle Phil: Dr. Seuss usually has a restricted vocabulary. Green Eggs and Ham was written on a challenge to write a book with no more than 50 unique words.
 a robot: @Mr. Shine Yeah I somehow doubt Dr. Seuss ever used the phrase "bumping your junk"
 Mr. Shine: This doesn't seem like actual Dr. Suess. Kinda like the way Kazaa and Bear share used to attribute lots of Jamaican marijuana songs to Weird Al.
Image 208305   10-09-17 03:03am     Uploaded by    weed poop
 tib gubb: i can't say "salty"? this is fucking bullshit!
 WaffleIron: This was at a Chick-fil-A.
 Teechur: @rachel @metallica As a Teechur, I use my classroom as a training ground for a career or for higher education. How else will they learn how to behave and speak when it is crucial to do so?
 jazzjunkie: When did I get a weak back? Oh, about a week back.
 Amy Housewine: Meanwhile, this is an invitation for the staff to start using Vine quotes that aren't on the list yet. You can guarantee I'd be saying "Shout out to all the PEARS" as much as possibly to the boss the next day.
 Amy Housewine: The concept of 'professionalism' pisses me off no end. It gets used to draw a false equivalence between silly unimportant rules and genuine things.
 Ulillillia: @rachel Talk to the hand
 Commodore 64: Why? So we don't use slang anymore?
 ASTER: I think whether Eric is the asshole or not depends on if these are white employees who use black slang as memes, or just people speaking.
 Not A Bot: What movie is this?
 TrumpyTrump: Where do you live such that this is common slang?
 rachel: This is stupid, I understand it for work but for school? No. Let people talk how they want. Its merely modern day slang I bet if it were 90's or 80's slang you wouldnt be posting this.
 metallica: It makes sense at a job, but at school or anywhere that is unprofessional, this language is fine.
Image 207489   10-04-17 11:09pm     Uploaded by    livelovebarf
 Mad Collager: That Radio Flyer has some reception!
Image 206914   10-02-17 02:03am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 grizzly: Booooo
 Side Boob: Paid for by the letter "O"
 Felicity: Oh. Planck. Ha ha
 Teechur: I'll save this for next September 19th.
 SharkysMachine: Math jokes do not belong with pirate jokes.
 illBilliam: Rad for h.
Image 206877   10-01-17 9:58pm     Uploaded by    beckybecky
 Mr Bleak: HDMI: High Definition Moisture Interface.
 tib gubb: waterproof for if you use a liquid-cooled system
 Sandor: Stop! Hama time.
Image 206613   09-30-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    winwolf
 zrj235: warning only usable on earths with perfectly straight transoceanic highway
 Mad Collager: Well of course. If it turned on red, you couldn't call it the red diamond bus anymore.
 tib gubb: fucking with the bus you're riding on is like punching yourself in the wang.
Image 205772   09-26-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Teechur: @Robespierre The first Sunday of each month they have "Ask a Scientist" from 1pm to 4pm. Put it on your itinerary for your next trip to Chicago!
 Robespierre: @Teechur Very cool - in the years of my yoot I don't believe we would have been allowed to visit. Not to mention it would have been a bit of a haul down from Wilmette.
 Teechur: @Robespierre Fermilab had an open house on Saturday. My 13 y-o son wants to work there, so we made the pilgrimage so he could talk to a particle physicist. It was fun to watch even though I had NO idea what they were talking about!
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, somewhere out near Batavia...
 chhumphrey: @PenguinBartender Sign says "All drinks can be made hot or iced"
 PenguinBartender: @chhumphrey You monster.
 chhumphrey: I'll take the Nitro Cold Brew, hot please.
Image 205755   09-26-17 07:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 johnnyc: @Donut You got me
 Micro Jackson: Who can blame the aliens?
 Robespierre: FLOOFY FLOOFER
 DrinkMixMan: By "aliens," he means Mexican immigrants.
 Donut: At least they could have given you a haircut as well.
 jochenau: Dropped off By Taco Need Aliens
Image 205568   09-25-17 09:37am     Uploaded by    Dank Means
 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 I just downloaded Microsoft Office!
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Thanky Matey! metro.co.uk/2017/09/19/international-talk-like-a-pirate-day-pirate-phrases-to-say-to-ye-crew-mates-6937117/
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 It billows me sails that ye be mindful of the day!
 dangerkeith3000: Arr! I be diggin' for gold, mateys!
 dangerkeith3000: And it's talk like a Pirate Day today. Timely!
 Dr Awkward: Plundering the caverns
 Dr Awkward: Plundering the caverns
 Yurishiro: "I know you are looking at me right now, but i don't give a shit." "arrrrr"
 RiderFan: Digging for treasure.
 Niels Bohr: Captain Hook must remember to never pick his nose.
 Side Boob: Pick a winner!
Image 204364   09-19-17 07:31am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Felicity: @Robespierre Pleather can be sexy too
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: I'm not pro-gun, @Bu7Z, but what we don't do here is have a long, drawn-out argument. Keep yourself under control, please.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: We don't use Aggro-Gator for shitfights. Deleted a chunk of arguments. Thank you, pull through.
 tib gubb: cute. indoor carbine.
 Robespierre: @RainbowTornado It's Sears "leather."
 RainbowTornado: Do you think she's wearing real leather??!?!?!
 Science: @Bu7Z: Not to put words in their mouth, but I think AG is more suited to witty comments on fun photos, and less toward arguments about religion, politics, or guns. I'd be happy if all us Aggronauts could just scroll past the gun photos and concentrate on the stuff that makes AG fun.
 Wet farts: *grabs handful of popcorn*
 Mr. Shine: @Bu7Z I don't feed trolls. Sorry/not sorry.
 Mr Shifty: She looks exceptionally nice.
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Ear and eye protection, at an actual range, good trigger and muzzle discipline, all good. Rads all around.
 Side Boob: RAD for people enjoying firearms responsibly!
 Cami: *I will SAY*
 DangitBobby: @El hefe welcome to tristate gun legislation, where the laws are made up and the logic doesn't matter!
 El hefe: Illegal in NJ due to the large number of people killed in bayonette attacks
Image 201994   09-07-17 07:33am     Uploaded by    lavender
 Skaalar: This picture is giving me a panic attack, just thinking about getting old...
 fanny: @WTF aww i feel sad for how hard i laughed about that!! well done!
 Robespierre: I'm having a difficult time discerning his Mr. Peepers era from his Mr. Limpet era from these tiny photos.
 RainbowTornado: @WTF and the first was a baby pic
 Rev80: worn for 40 years.. washed twice
 sparename: Fifty Shades Of Beige
 WTF: The best would be if the last picture was a tombstone with that shirt stretched over it.
 addend: Wanted for crimes against fashion and excessive dad humor.
 Derp Herpigan: All these years, and he hasn't changed his shirt.
Image 201600   09-05-17 08:26am     Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Mr Bleak: What they actually asked for was a "Decaff Colon" - it's a form of irrigation, I am told.
 Felicity: From the Athaletics Department
 Teechur: This rather ironic misspelling is only one reason my daughter wants to return her yearbook and get her money back.
 ASTER: @WaffleIron *Three seconds left, sweating* Uhhh!! Cathy! *a buzzer sounds and I am dropped through a trap door*
 WaffleIron: Blue users are invited to this years commentathon. Images will be displayed on the overhead project and each user has 10 seconds to come up with a witty comment.
Image 201256   09-03-17 2:47pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 SomeCanadian: DONT GENDERSHAME ME.
 Ted Hebert: Can't mess with perfection. Just give my Rad and move along.
 Ihminen: HA
Image 201193   09-03-17 04:48am     Uploaded by    cybeq
 Knice: I like this.
 Warrax: Sure. Why the fuck not?
 Mr. Shine: "Hey Grif! Chupa-thingy, how 'bout it?!"
 LurkedMoar: Goats blood? Aw shucks
 Niels Bohr: Still would.
 Donut: Does the pat of melting butter mean that it's a male or female?
Image 200555   08-30-17 10:31pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mr. Shine: This was a performance piece, how VERY droll!
 Ulillillia: I hear that's new
 karmakat: that's new...
 Micro Jackson: They don't see eye to eye
 karmakat: now that's new
Image 200066   08-28-17 2:27pm     Uploaded by    kate2point0
 Science: While I fully agree with the sentiment here, Asimov kind of went off the rails with this article, shouting about how people can't read and how street signs with symbols, rather than words, were part of the problem...
 Ted Hebert: @Catcat people think Einstein is responsible for the "definition of insanity" quote that people love to parade hither and yon on the Internet. The joke is that we should be careful what we choose to believe. Just because someone puts some words you agree with on top of an image of someone you respect, does not make you exempt from doing your own thinking and, ideally, research.
 Catcat: @Scoo @Ted Hebert I don't get it
 Ulillillia: He was from Russia, maybe the President will take his advice
 Ted Hebert: It does kind of suck that Einstein is now synonymous with brilliance, as well as the malleability of internet folk when presented with unsourced facts.
 Scoo: And that insightful pontificator? Albert Einstein!
 Ted Hebert: ...and the hamster loved his little blue wheel so much....
Image 199848   08-27-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Donut
 Teechur: @Felicity It's like the difference between watching a sports event live from way far away from the action, or watching it on TV, with close-up shots, at home in comfort, without lines for the restroom and high prices for food.
 Felicity: @Teechur I was talking about this with my mom who is a dedicated amateur photographer and she said that the eclipse can also damage cameras. On balance I think Ill skip the whole thing and let other people who are more competent film it. I may go outside, keep my head down, and film what it looks like at ground-level when its the dark in the middle of the day
 Teechur: @Felicity I would imagine your doctor is concerned about the old-style viewfinders. The other concern is that if you're not careful and open your eyes before the phone is blocking the sun, you'll look directly at the sun inadvertently. I think that common sense is not so common anymore.
 Teechur: @jazzjunkie It's just a monocular. Step 1: get a box. Step 2: Cut a hole in the box. Step 3: Stick your monocular in the hole. I can turn the body of the monocular to focus the image, too.
 Felicity: My eye doctor sent out an e-mail with advice for watching the eclipse. He doesnt want any of his patients to damage their eyes. I understood everything up until he said not to put on the protective sunglasses and then look at the eclipse on a camera, as the concentrated light could damage the eye. I can only assume hes thinking of an old-style camera with a viewfinder, not a modern digital camera where I would be looking at the screen while also wearing the protective sunglasses
 grizzly: I'm just gonna stare at the sun like I usually do.
 jazzjunkie: Nice. Is that some sort of viewfinder poking out the front? I've got 1:40 of totality where I live, but haven't got a proper contraption rigged together yet...
 Aufziehvogel: Step 1: throw away 2500 sheets of A3 paper.
 Teechur: We're not even in the 100% path and all the glasses were sold out around here, so I threw this together for my son to take to school on Monday.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want the one they have at the smithsonian.
 Scoo: I think I'll stick to my eclipse glasses, but I could see this as an excellent tool for education and/or photography!
 savvoy: arm's gonna get tired holding that for the whole eclipse
Image 198190   08-18-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
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