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 Mr Bleak: As used by McVomits!
 Mr Bleak: Considered "food" in 36 states! Pork ingredients not flammable! Odor can be masked with room spray! Lowest bug part and droppings content allowed! 60% real "meat" plus filler from recycled carpeting! Costs less than dirt (excluding contaminated or cemetery dirt)! Will pass harmlessly through normal people!
 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Pssstt...Spam, is that you??
 tib gubb: woo woo!
 Christina: "Enough to sustain a wing of invalids, students or prisoners for days."
 tib gubb: meat food and also meat siding for your house
 wolfpk: I am not sure what I find more disturbing. The fact that it is only 60% real "meat", or the fact meat is in quotes.
 Micro Jackson: Mmmmmmmmmm Institutional Meat Food!
 a sedated moose: First Dickman boned me, then he rolled me! Woo-woo!
 Amy Housewine: Dickman's Meatmaster is my institutional name.
 Side Boob: "Legally edible" I'm in!
 FabricMan: @Butcherboy What are you talking about? It stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!
 Robespierre: @Butcherboy In institutional settings, it just might. Who knows what goes on in there?
 Yam: @Butcherboy especially when that seems to be fibreglass insulation
 Butcherboy: Ok Im going to say its a joke. Advertising fire resistance doesnt add up
Image 248999   05-23-18 12:03pm   Views: 61249   Uploaded by    Teechur
 jazzjunkie: Hello Johnny, you are a good boy. (Yes?) Yes. (Yes?) Yes. [S'alright?] You be quiet. (Okay) Not you, him. (Sorry) [S'alright]
 Ironass: ... And still smarter than the current administration.
 tib gubb: "cheer up mister president; give us a kiss"
 petepuma: "This is Senor Pepe"
 dangerkeith3000: Biden memes are the best
 Side Boob: Taco taco burrito. Jennifer Lopez needs kisses
 azazel: *sigh* sometimes i forget just why you are here Joe... but you remember me, thx
 Christina: Gimme a kiss.
Image 247461   05-14-18 09:40am     Uploaded by    Pront Remp
 Robespierre: Doreerier than most.
 when so: I prefer Cheeritos
 Christina: Tastes good with milk.
Image 247301   05-13-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 jochenau: I lack whatever power of vision enables biologists and doctors/medical technicians to interpret what they see in microscopes, on X-rays, in dissections, etc. "Oh, this vaguely dark patch in the middle of 500 other dark patches is clearly cancer."
Image 247213   05-12-18 9:03pm     Uploaded by    BaconCake
 Felicity: Even as a child, he had the combover
 charlemagne: once he reaches purple he'll be radimir
 Yurishiro: Wait wait wait...So Boromir was Vladimir but made of borosilicate glass?
 Yurishiro: y u putin dis her
 Zarathustra: I'm in love with that madimir.
 itskando: No Comradimir? I am disappoint
 ignatz: Radimir? No, Badimir.
Image 246933   05-11-18 05:41am     Uploaded by    duckybox
 SpaceCow: "Of course, considering these are Fly Agaric, how much he weighs, and how much he's eaten already, I'd say he's a walking corpse unless we call EMS."
 dangerkeith3000: The mushrooms make him feel like a big man.
 Not A Bot: I bet an alarm clock playing Alex Jones would be pretty good at waking you up, actually.
 Yurishiro: Yeah, 'glove box'.
Image 246934   05-11-18 05:47am     Uploaded by    rockkstar
 FabricMan: *Thus Spoke Zarathustra plays*
 raditzu: DIY kid from IKEA, 19,99$
 Zaxxoff: commander data's family photo album
 WannaBee: This is how babies are made in Westworld.
 Annoying Vegan : And here I always thought babbys came pre-assembled. Learn something new every day.
 glenalec: I (doobidoobidoobido) ain't got no . . booooooooody.
Image 246862   05-10-18 7:47pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Prostata: I love this picture so much
 Air Biscuit: They call him the capybara kid...
Image 246867   05-10-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    Yam
 Knice: You should see the waffle game.
 Christina: The best part is that you can eat the pancake after playing.
 Peter Pantsless: Pretty sneaky, IHOP
 Prostata: I LOLed hard
Image 246872   05-10-18 8:58pm     Uploaded by    daisy picker
 jochenau: There's nothing inherently binary about electricity. You could set up a trinary system where 0 volts means 0, between 0 and 10 volts means 1, and 10 or more volts means 2, for instance. That said, binary is much more practical than trinary or decimal or whatever else, for a number of reasons.
 Hokie333: I don't recall my 6809 having a PICKAX op-code. Must be an X86 thing.
Image 245994   05-05-18 4:40pm     Uploaded by    vape station
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 Teechur: One of my coleeg's stoodints found the answer document online. I wonder if the kid's name is "Key"
 savvoy: The internet has made kids bad at cheating
 DrinkMixMan: Well, that makes one of us.
 barfolomew: Did a teacher mark up a rubric? Is it a teacher education class?
Image 245497   05-02-18 4:03pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 tib gubb: does this mean we're going to start spaying and neutering people? i'm asking for a friend
 Mr. Whiskers: When they passed a similar law (for humans) where I live, I would often overhear debate. I was amazed at how much people thought about the genitals of their bathroom-mates. I'm always too concerned with the threat of potent deuce-monsters to worry about someone's potentially refinished basement.
 Side Boob: We should ask the dog what gender it identifies with first!
 ignatz: It's more about territory..
Image 245428   05-02-18 04:37am     Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
 addend: by SalvaD'oh Dali.
 ch: Lisa's the only one who's stable
 Teechur: PerSimpsons of Memory
 White Rice: That's some mighty fine username/upload synergy right there, I tell you what.
Image 169827   03-26-17 10:09pm     Uploaded by    El Barto
 Ulillillia: txt.jpg
 ThoughtlessGentleman: haHA!! i was just talkin bout this cause of the oops all tarantula eggs.
 Yurishiro: @John Blender Indeed. Ha.
 John Blender: This joke is funny.
Image 242952   04-17-18 03:35am     Uploaded by    bag o bones
 Teechur: We're also anxiously awaiting Spring weather so we can have her groomed.
 Teechur: This is where Bella the Wonderdog monitors the dastardly Mr. Nutz the WereSquirrel who maliciously taunts her with his mere presence.
 Annoying Vegan : Hi Bella!
 Teechur: Return trip: #242613
Image 242693   04-15-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Stumpwiz: @Teechur, dang, you look almost as old as I :-).
 Teechur: Return trip: #241514
Image 241792   04-10-18 02:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Teechur: And if the war HAD been lost, the French would have assisted the Confederate Army and the US would all be French-speaking slave owners. (Don't mind me, I just love riding slippery slopes wherever they take me.)
 FireBreathingMarmot: I can't hear this over the whooping and bottles smashing.
 a robot: @OldKentuckyShark Nothing is stopping you from doing that TODAY!
 mexican: @dangerkeith3000 A surprising amount of people do not, in fact, know this.
 barfolomew: No timely like Friendly Spaceship timely.
 dangerkeith3000: Dear Mexican who did this - I know all of this.
 OldKentuckyShark: But i can still pick up a six pack of Corona and some tacos on my way home from work, right?
Image 240512   04-02-18 10:07am     Uploaded by    shwoarty
 Skaalar: @antipatterns Mostly yaoi manga for me.
 Teechur: @fanny Ok, now it's at 375. I am full-blown Gonzo confuzzled.
 fanny: @Teechur that happened to me on an image too... it was over 500 last i remembered and the. vanished, comments removed (it was a Big Lebwoski pic, nothing inappropriate)
 Teechur: I'm confused. I got a message saying my upload hit 300 points. I clicked on it to see what comments were posted and found it had been badded to oblivion. Hmmm...
 Butcherboy: Nope just the two of you@antipatterns
 antipatterns: Good to know others are getting that ad.
 WTF: Synergy
Image 237882   03-17-18 11:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Peter Pantsless: *independent thought alarm*
 VoR: @mexican oh. Not heard that before. Cool.
 addend: "Have a knife day." (Earns an administrative detention.)
 mexican: @VoR "Beware the Ides of March"
 VoR: ...there's no link to context
 a robot: +1000 for homegrown rad!
 Teechur: @Annoying Vegan @Dr Awkward You both are correct! And @fanny It must be a "Dad" thing.
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan I'm suspicious that this might actually be @Teechur
 Butcherboy: The one suspender look is nice. Oh wait....
 fanny: lol i love it. and my dad has that exact tie.
 Annoying Vegan : I am suspicious that @Teechur might actually be a dad in disguise.
 Christina: Marge doesn't wear bifocals.
Image 237546   03-15-18 11:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
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