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 Teechur: @Felicity It's like the difference between watching a sports event live from way far away from the action, or watching it on TV, with close-up shots, at home in comfort, without lines for the restroom and high prices for food.
 Felicity: @Teechur I was talking about this with my mom who is a dedicated amateur photographer and she said that the eclipse can also damage cameras. On balance I think Ill skip the whole thing and let other people who are more competent film it. I may go outside, keep my head down, and film what it looks like at ground-level when its the dark in the middle of the day
 Teechur: @Felicity I would imagine your doctor is concerned about the old-style viewfinders. The other concern is that if you're not careful and open your eyes before the phone is blocking the sun, you'll look directly at the sun inadvertently. I think that common sense is not so common anymore.
 Teechur: @jazzjunkie It's just a monocular. Step 1: get a box. Step 2: Cut a hole in the box. Step 3: Stick your monocular in the hole. I can turn the body of the monocular to focus the image, too.
 Felicity: My eye doctor sent out an e-mail with advice for watching the eclipse. He doesnt want any of his patients to damage their eyes. I understood everything up until he said not to put on the protective sunglasses and then look at the eclipse on a camera, as the concentrated light could damage the eye. I can only assume hes thinking of an old-style camera with a viewfinder, not a modern digital camera where I would be looking at the screen while also wearing the protective sunglasses
 grizzly: I'm just gonna stare at the sun like I usually do.
 jazzjunkie: Nice. Is that some sort of viewfinder poking out the front? I've got 1:40 of totality where I live, but haven't got a proper contraption rigged together yet...
 Aufziehvogel: Step 1: throw away 2500 sheets of A3 paper.
 Teechur: We're not even in the 100% path and all the glasses were sold out around here, so I threw this together for my son to take to school on Monday.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want the one they have at the smithsonian.
 Scoo: I think I'll stick to my eclipse glasses, but I could see this as an excellent tool for education and/or photography!
 savvoy: arm's gonna get tired holding that for the whole eclipse
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 Mad Collager: @Teechur Often, children help us get perspective when things get too crazy. They also tend to remind us to be nice. I'm so glad you posted this!
 Spazstatic: Puzzle peaces
 Not A Bot: Into the toilet with you.
 Teechur: I cut these jigsaw pieces (about 11" square") for our church's Peace Camp this year. Each of the kids and counselors decorated their own piece. With current events such as they are, I decided to post this.
 Warrax: Peace pieces
Image 197672   08-16-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 SpaceCow: If it comes away bloody, see a doctor.
 Meow: shouldn't have dumped on him in the first place. He's pissed
 Dr Awkward: I suppose a sphincter is a type of seal.
 Not A Bot: Thanks, AG switcherino, but I meant literally clas-sic
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 Mr Bleak: The Animals reunion tour is going well.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia I told my wife that we should turn it into a Christmas card and for once she took me seriously.
 dangerkeith3000: They released a christmas album!
 Supermansbrother: #194507
 Ulillillia: Timely
Image 194905   08-02-17 10:31am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 carpwoman: @Spazstatic - It got me through the day. Haven't needed it since.
 Spazstatic: @carpwoman does it hold up well on the bike?
 carpwoman: @scribbs - I got a whole suit for 25 bux. Good stuff.
 scribbs: I've heard that Frogg Toggs is top-notch stuff at its price point.
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 San DoDo: @Teechur Is that a scorpion? My bro..uncle in law was stung in the nipple by once while drying off from a shower... ;)
 Side Boob: Now I know why personal flamethrowers exist.
 Rat-Butt: Not. Even. Once.
 Rat-Butt: Not. Even. Once.
 tib gubb: "noticed a mite infestation, thought i'd help you out."
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur well I'm glad this isn't your own residence... because you'd have to decide between burning down your own house or... we'll I guess that'd be the only option
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward No, just a big spider. I couldn't believe the size of the spiders we saw in the mountains in Kentucky. I was there on a mission trip to help out a community school. These were my accommodations.
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Is that a scorpion? My brother in law was stung in the nipple by once while drying off from a shower...
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Is that a scorpion? My brother in law was stung in the nipple by once while drying off from a shower...
 a robot: @Teechur AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
 Warrax: Sexy.
 jochenau: Well that's happens when you use public showers.
 Ulillillia: Sometimes I hate living in a place with cold winters but it has its benefits
 Teechur: Didn't notice her until I shut off the water. She must have been hiding behind the plumbing.
 dobbiesdoogs: pretty clever, considering how hard it is to burn down a shower
Image 189494   07-06-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 satoshi: Getting ready for his anteater girlfriend.
 jochenau: I becuine w TEACHER
 Bluetocracy: got to grade those semester finals, got to turn in those SATs
 Butcherboy: Money, fame? A Jedi craves not these things
 Mr. Butt: *munny
Image 189482   07-05-17 10:54pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 fanny: @Horatio :) I wouldn't expect it any other way!
 Horatio: Can I also yell that? @fanny
 VoR: I'll go to the AG camp...
 fanny: @Horatio sounds great! @Mad Collager just come pick me up and i'll yell "Later, shitlord!" as we are leaving :-D
 Teechur: vvv Ok, not THIS type of tent camper, duh!
 Teechur: @fanny My wife and I grew up as tent campers. We decided that we were finished with having to fight gravity first thing in the morning. But modern RVs kept us from seeing the nature that was the reason we camped in the first place! This is a perfect compromise.
 Horatio: @fanny, We can go, and we'll leave our husbands with civilization.
 a robot: I just found out yesterday that there will be a total solar eclipse in August, and it will be fully visible in Casper, Wyoming, which is only about a four hour drive from me! I am already planning a camping trip up there. Need something like this.
 redmonkey3: RAD!
 Mad Collager: @fanny I'd go, but your husband would probably object (as he should!).
 fanny: that's super cool. i wish i could talk my husband into camping, it's just not his thing and i miss it :(
 Teechur: This was an orphan at the local RV store. They didn't know what it was. It has the original mattresses! Needed one repair in the canvas. That's a historical vehicle plate on it, too, so it never has to be renewed. We've only taken it to 5 states so far. The car doesn't even know it's there.
 Nopetology: That's amazing. Museum-grade badassery. How is it still functional? My first pop-up was eaten by carpenter ants. So we got another..
Image 186758   06-22-17 07:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless @Mr. Butt @Teechur @fanny @Borkf BOOM!! I'll see your phone and raise you another phone, a Kindle, and a 3DS. #184522
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur @Mr. Butt @fanny @Borkf I've got one coming, and it's a hum-dinger!
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless @Mr. Shine @fanny @Mr. Butt @Teechur I'm up for this. Love it!
 Peter Pantsless: In the span of two weeks, the friendly spaceship will be recursive versions of this and nothing else
 Mr. Shine: Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes!
 fanny: @Mr. Butt haha i guess you are answering my prayers!
 fanny: oh god, someone please take a picture of this and upload it!!
 Mr. Butt: @Teechur I'm going to take a picture of this photo and upload it
 Teechur: I TOLD you I would! #184366
Image 184399   06-10-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mr Shifty: Fiddy cents my sweaty ass
 Air Biscuit: Wear shoes.
 Mr. Shine: Seriously, though, what does one do when Mommy and Daddy stop paying your way?
 Mr. Shine: Just like everybody else!
 Teechur: I had this book when I was a kid. It's a tongue-in-cheek look at the late 1960s "counter culture."
 redmonkey3: @enfanta - i am non-conforming by conforming to your conformity
 enfanta: No one else has left a comment! I'm a non-conformist by commenting!
Image 184361   06-10-17 02:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Oh my! (best George Takei impression) And gatin's ok if the kids are away!
 Teechur: @Annoying Vegan That is a student's work. But she misspelled my username! I gave her extra credit anyway.
 Teechur: @Himesama Thanks! I've had 25 years to perfect "the look."
 Peter Pantsless: #Everybody knows that gatin' ain't allowed in school#
 Peter Pantsless: And now we're all hot for @Teechur!
 Peter Pantsless: Damn, @Teechur just schooled us all!
 Annoying Vegan : Self-portraiting skills on fleek. A+ 10/10
 Himesama: You totally look like a teacher @Teechur. (That's a good thing!)
 Teechur: @scribbs You probably thought I look like Clark Gable. Or Clark Griswold. Or a Clark bar. Man, I could go for a Clark bar right now!
 Teechur: @NoRagrets I deny nothing!
 scribbs: It's always weird when somebody doesn't look like I pictured them, even though I couldn't have described how I pictured them. Anyway, Rad :-)
 NoRagrets: @Teechur So you do not deny the other allegations?
 Teechur: @NoRagrets Hey! I'm not a dinosaur!
 Teechur: @fanny I have one more day of final exams to proctor, and a year-end faculty prayer service and luncheon on Friday. Professional Development on Tuesday and Wednesday and I get to start my summer! Good luck with the art show! Post some pics! I once built a functioning Snoopy dog house for You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. I've built sets for quite a few plays and musicals. I LOVE it!
 Teechur: @VoR It sure was! One of my sophomores finished her final early. She got extra credit for this!
 Teechur: @Shay Notice the bulletin boards. I spent my afternoon cleaning my room. Hasn't been this clean since the LAST time it was this clean!
 Teechur: @Knice It's nice to know I rate as "fridge-worthy!" Thanks!
 NoRagrets: I always imagined you as a cyborg dinosaur alien teacher from space.
 fanny: Very RAD!! I love having faces to names. I still have a couple more weeks of students, @Teechur! jealous that you're done! right now i'm busy putting together an end of the year art show... was asked last week to build 3 little pig houses for a play this week... good stuff!
 VoR: Please say that's from a stuudent
 Knice: Oh, @Teechur, I love it! I'm putting it right here next to the shopping list! *posts drawing on fridge* :-D
Image 183841   06-07-17 3:09pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Bluetocracy: For what one of those costs, my entire block could live the rest of their lives with extra at the end.
 UltraBeverly: When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
 jazzjunkie: I have HAD it with these mother-lovin' tanks on this monkey-fightin' plane!
Image 183012   06-03-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Felicity: Corn Palace should be the name of a restaurant in my fictional universe
 Theimposter: That was the most roaches I have seen in my life, and I live in a bad neighborhood in Texas. Gross.
 Knice: @Teechur :-D
 Teechur: @Knice I am just astonished at the synchronicity with #182920
 Teechur: @Knice You were absolutely why I posted this :P
 Ulillillia: In other news, the US capitol has been relocated to Mitchell, South Dakota.
 BavidDowie: Hell yes Mitchell, SD!
 square44: wait, what country is it in again?
 Knice: *shits self*
Image 182921   06-02-17 10:31pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Demon Universe: You know I do.
 karmakat: be fluent in SCRAT-FU!
Image 182536   06-01-17 02:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
Image HJN   05-22-17 11:05am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Demon Universe: I'm still with her, that's just how she looks now.
 XLY: Dee from always sunny broke his heart bad
 Entertainmentalist: When life gives you poor life choices, make that tatt way more awesome than it was before so it doesn't look like a poor life choice.
 karmakat: WIFE, divorced...
 SomeCanadian: I'm guessing you fed it after midnight or you got it wet.
 CastleBravo: Plastic Surgery?
 ch: tell us how you really feel, chad
Image 180296   05-21-17 2:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Teechur: @Teechur Did a little research on the company. Opened in 1898. Believe it or not, these flags are accurate for that year! Teechur becomes the stoodint!
 Teechur: Ah HA! This box has bothered me since we started getting paper from this company. I couldn't put my finger on it until just now! The US flag has alternating rows of 6 and 5 stars. The stars on these flags are screwed up. At least they have the proper number of stripes.
 dangerkeith3000: Really 98? You couldn't make it 99 or 101? smh
 Shay: Who But Who But Mason?
 Aspirin: Did I say Second Sheet?
 KrazyKat: Tom of Finland takes the USA.
Image 178448   05-11-17 6:03pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Felicity: You know he aint gonna die
 dangerkeith3000: You're a cock. sir.
 Sage: Yes. Yes you are.
Image 175616   04-26-17 5:31pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Felicity: Sashbusters
 Otterman: @Fancy Clown Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
 Fancy Clown: Undertaking Badge
 dobbiesdoogs: i wanna know what merit badge this is a part of
Image 175320   04-25-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 werterland: Happy Easter if you do that, or if you don't, have a good day anyway, Space Friends!
 CastleBravo: Must remember to get to the store and grab all of the on sale Easter candy early tomorrow....
 sparename: Diabeester Bunny
Image 173662   04-16-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    Teechur
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