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 Teechur's Aggro-Gator

 glenalec: You haven't lived until you bite into what looks like a chocolate ice-cream and discover it is red-bean! (First week an a Westerner living in China).
 VeeKay: Baaaaaaaarf!
 Robespierre: Still thinking about thos beans - *sigh*
 Dresdenkeogh: Brussels sprouts
 Scoo: Yawn - call me when they have Pea Juice
 dangerkeith3000: Roll that beautiful bean footage.
 Mr. Butt: Im drinking about those beans.
Image 233873   02-22-18 09:31am   Views: 81572   Uploaded by    caitelyn
 dobbiesdoogs: i see the confederate army has upgraded their armored personnel carrier
Image 233449   02-19-18 10:54pm   Views: 160502   Uploaded by    Teechur
 Commodore 64: @Robespierre say it again!
 Robespierre: Party 'til the pugs come home.
Image 231540   02-09-18 07:32am     Uploaded by    chemical
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay @mrd0t nice
 mrd0t: 2018.jpg
 Shay: Very accurate.
Image 228786   01-24-18 7:46pm     Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
 Science: Time to order a pizza on the Net!
 tib gubb: "1 or 2" look pal, not all of us are made of RAM, alright?
 Skinr: Cleveland Rocks!
 UltraBeverly: They hosted my first internet email account in the late 80's! Whoot whoot!
 Teechur: OMG! That is where I met my wife 23 years ago! On our first date, we walked by the building that housed the servers! Her father taught me how the find that glitch that would allow you to telnet out!
 funny in the wall: pseudo-graphic design is my passion
 GoGo Robotto: get lamp
 GoGo Robotto: '#]'
 dangerkeith3000: 1 or 2
Image 228745   01-24-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Dr Awkward: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; [...] I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost
 FabricMan: "And that was when I carried you, my son
 Ulillillia: And that has made all the difference.
 Butcherboy: I feel as though John Cleese could do this
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro practice your splits every day.
 Yurishiro: but- the- how- *explodes*
Image 227546   01-18-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    Psymon
 Teechur: @Amy Housewine #223527 was my inspiration
 Ulillillia: Jermajesty
 Robespierre: No Tito? Sacrilege.
 Spazstatic: Rad for @Teechur and (semi) original content.
 Amy Housewine: I'm not sure what led up to this, but I would've thought that making a distinction between them would be fairly easy.
Image 223587   12-28-17 2:54pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Felicity: Its wien is hanging out
 jochenau: Just start using the German name for Austria, Oesterreich.
 VeeKay: Austrian speak a weird derivative of a European language that baffles it's orginators, as do Australians.
 Uncle Phil: Next time, Euro-stralia needs to be drawn with North down.
 Aufziehvogel: You mean that new wave band. Austra.
 Not A Bot: FIGURE 42: By the Spring of 2018 the Helios Cargo Cart ($399 w/ Bluetooth and Cy-Fi) was the most popular hipster bike model in most urban cities.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Ya got me. Good job.
 Yurishiro: This explains the kangaroos I saw crossing Italy borders.
 Robespierre: Stupid Austrians - put Sydney on the wrong side of the continent.
 Ulillillia: Austria? Well then...g'day, mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
 In The Pocket: Which one uses the dolleriedoos as currency?
 mrmrmr: Well, spell it differently, fuckers.
Image 223527   12-28-17 06:07am     Uploaded by    eurotrash
 Yurishiro: Hipster, before hipster was hipster? Or hipster before hipster, was hipster?
 deeeeeeeez: before it had credentials...
 Spazstatic: Hipstest
 DarkTeddy: This is jibberish
Image 222322   12-21-17 7:58pm     Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 petepuma: 4 for $27
 iCEy: That reminds me of a shop I saw once advertising a leather jacket at 100% off.
 joxxuh: One would assume it's .ea
 Troll: Plot twist: only Hello Kitty t-shirts.
 celebgate: stupid people sometimes make it by having even stupider customers.
Image 220313   12-11-17 06:08am     Uploaded by    demonius
 Teechur: @charlemagne Will do! Thanks!
 tokyopig: ...and deal with the burden of day-to-day admin.
 charlemagne: @Teechur also, look up toast of london
 Teechur: @Extreme Locorito @kristy Thanks for the recommendation! I've been looking for something to watch while I log miles on the treadmill!
 morrissey: Blood. Blood. Crimson copper-smelling blood, his blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick.
 mrmaestro: Is this on Netflix?
 Extreme Locorito: Yep... found it after being turned on to the IT Crowd and went looking for other things those idiots were in... Darkplace is hilarious.
 kristy: Everyone should watch Garth Marenghi's Darkplace!
Image 220479   12-12-17 01:09am     Uploaded by    phil
 Air Biscuit: @a robot dont go down tbe slide!!!!! Woooohhhhhhhhh!!!!
 Felicity: @Hosebag The word Chichenitza always makes me think Little Caesars came out with a new chicken pizza
 Hosebag: I threw up on Chitzenitza once! 10/10. Would barf there again.
 Yurishiro: Still better than Alien vs Predator.
 Side Boob: They went full ziggurat!
 Catcat: @antipatterns Has anyone seen the hamster?
 a robot: @antipatterns A snackrifice, if you will
 antipatterns: All you need now is a tiny sacrifice
Image 218440   12-01-17 07:47am     Uploaded by    ratwa
 Greifer: bonenana meatbags blaahwoar
 redmonkey3: "Oh My" said George Takei, shortly before being devoured
 fanny: probably the only minions i'll ever RAD
 Wooden Spoon: But who will approve of this?
 Yurishiro: @Off Topic get closer, you'll find they like you too.
 Off Topic: I think I like minions now.
Image 218455   12-01-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    eider
 jochenau: @Sadbot Oh my that's heinous.
 WTF: "Can we do more Gahoon?"
 mrd0t: @Sadbot So it sounds like strangling the life out of a cat.
 Teechur: @Sadbot Not having a bassoon reed, I will be experimenting with a trumpet mouthpiece later. It's not too late to start practicing Christmas carols.
 Sadbot: Enjoy…
 Amy Housewine: *Does not play Boogie Woogie
 Amy Housewine: Is that an asterisk after Boogie Woogie, or just a white blob?
 tokyopig: Racist against whistling gadgets, pfhttt!
Image 218225   11-30-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 jazzjunkie: Cannibal? How is that any more cannibalism than me eating a fellow mammal such as a pig?
 Whatever: Technically Woodstock was being a cannibal in that special...
 Warrax: "Seriously, dude?"
 tib gubb: savage
Image 216871   11-22-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mad Collager: I hear chemists are a close-knit group.
 FabricMan: Dis is de cutest widdle meth wab in da whoole world!
 petepuma: organic chemistry
 Teechur: Roly Poly Oly's chemistry set.
 Wooden Spoon: Princess Bubblegum's lab
 Queen K: I must have have this
Image 216431   11-20-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Queen K: I'll protect you baby
 WTF: A little "Just friends" spooning
 totaljihad: Oh god I thought the puppy's ear was it's little hideous mouth contorted in agony from its obvious facial defect boy am I glad I was wrong
 tina: Very cute. Don't get me wrong, but I think you should trim her nails.
Image 214862   11-12-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
 Teechur: That happens more than I'd care to admit.
 Micro Jackson: Maybe I'll just sit here. Forever.
 boxboxbox: Which is nice
Image 214320   11-09-17 12:40pm     Uploaded by    Bu7Z
 well duh: Asshole just did this on purpose.
 copunter: even the bricks line up. your callous inversion only highlights the devotion of our unsung mason
 Felicity: OK...
 Mr. Shine: Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 Sage: You monster.
 cenecia: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
 Derp Herpigan: No. NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Image 212814   11-01-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    veryblue
 Catcat: @Teechur did you turn German there for a minute?
 charlemagne: my bones aren't nearly hollow enough
 Teechur: I should print this and hang it in my klassrume at skool.
Image 212018   10-28-17 06:47am     Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
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