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 Teechur's Aggro-Gator

 tib gubb: hire a sex worker to influence the teacher on your behalf; that or just relax and let it happen
 WTF: @Teechur My response always was invent a time machine, go back to the start of the semester and do the homework.
 Scoo: Flash, Flash, hundred-yard dash!
 Teechur: I shall print this and hang it in my klassroom
 VoR: Sloths eat shit
Image 262681   08-16-18 5:13pm   Views: 103396   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
 Science: Yeah, except the Dragon Ball poster came out after the Avengers poster.
 Scoo: The key to being lazy is passing it off as "an Easter Egg"
Image 260025   07-31-18 08:47am     Uploaded by    whipwing
 Psymon: @Knice And a Bose-Einstein condensate to drink, please.
 Hyphae: Why is Tesla a GND voltage node? Could have gone for an AC voltage source for the 's'... Am I missing something here? Did he supposedly invent the Model T, and Henry Ford stole that patent from the poor guy, too??
 Sadbot: Sagans, but with a weed leaf or something
 Knice: Welcome to McInstein's; would you like hash-Brownians with that?
Image 259183   07-25-18 11:41pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Robespierre: Expiry date clearly past
 Ihminen: same
Image 257482   07-15-18 12:40pm     Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 Robespierre: @Hokie333 Whoa ... talk about Exurbia...
 Hokie333: I don't trust house numbers with more than four digits. Pass.
Image 257304   07-14-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Mr. Shine: How many joggers can it hold? Asking for a friend.
 Chest Rockwell: Probably more like a shanty on wheels.
 Munkybut: As advertised.
Image 256196   07-07-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 E. HONDA: If you're an only child playing this you can hit 'mute' and do something else while halfway listening to the call
 tib gubb: @Felicity it most absolutely is not -- stability and security are BORING
 WTF: "Well, there went 2 hours of my childhood I can never get back but, hey, at least we planned the next three meetings to plan the big meeting we have at the end of the week."
 Brain Thoughts: How sad is it that in this modern world that actually seems kind of idyllic
 RiderFan: There is a country where for one day a year children are made to recreate civil and government duties to show them what their parents have to do. They sit at desks, fill out forms, and such.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot just like real meetings!!
 jochenau: Playing: at least as productive as meetings, and a lot more fun.
 a robot: I like that the one kid has a pen but is just pretending to write on the table
 tib gubb: learn to synergize your core competencies
Image 255251   07-01-18 4:26pm     Uploaded by    steve
 Teechur: I swear to Omnipotent Being that this is about Mrs. Teechur.
 FireBreathingMarmot: How I Complain about Things and Label Illustrations in Sentence Case.
 Dr Awkward: @hammy "accidentally"
 Ihminen: she seems fun.
 hammy: I'm pretty sure you accidentally married a grizzly bear.
Image 253730   06-22-18 08:14am     Uploaded by    demonius
 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott
 smusher: Three men and no baby
 Weather: Here's some more background info "He soon shared a story about having dinner at Patrick Stewart's flat on Saturday night with Stewart, Michael Dorn and Scott Bakula. Stewart told the guys that he had just become active on Twitter. "Patrick said, 'My goal is to have 250,000 followers by New Year's.'" Spiner recounted. "I said, 'Just take a photo of us and it'll go viral.' Have any of you seen it?" Spiner peered into the crowd. "See, there's six people! It's already gone viral."
 grizzly: @a robot I just retweeted a five year old tweet!
 Butcherboy: Thank you for finding that. Made my day@a robot
 a robot: This has made my day like 1000% better @Side Boob :D
 a robot: I found the context and I love this so damn much…
 dobbiesdoogs: @mammal883 michael dorn (worf)
 mammal883: Who's the guy in the background?
 dobbiesdoogs: the galley set was a little underwhelming and never made it onto the show
Image 253636   06-21-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Side Boob
 White Rice: By Grabthars Hammer, what a savings.
 redmonkey3: @WTF - i wanna wear Vans again but Big Foot @ 14ee is no go (sads monkey)
 Shay: Damnit DSW! How could you give your own customer the ol' spicy price trick?!?!
 WTF: Sizes 8-12... Oh, and 13
 sparename: Hot Shoe Shuffle
 Butcherboy: This shoe will self destruct
 Magdra: Act now to lock in that sale price!
Image 253312   06-19-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Dr Awkward: The winter of our discontent.
 WTF: Timely
Image 252767   06-15-18 2:40pm     Uploaded by    waterudoin
 Mr. Shine: F#ck you, 9gag!
 Himesama: Jokes on you I am poor unmarried,AND I have three kids!
 Dr Awkward: A list of the equivalencies that are likely true: 1,2,3,7,8,9(with caveats) & 12. I find logical flaws in the rest of them (I'm open to debate on these, though).
 kinggheedra: this sanctimonious but can't spell 'lose'
 Mr. Butt: TurboBAD for 9gag!
 Dreforian: Loose my pen on what?
 tib gubb: the moral of the story is to never take a risk, ever
 TurkeyVulture: For want of a pen the republic was lost.
 Not A Bot: Games of Monopoly can end?
Image 252508   06-13-18 5:03pm     Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
 UltraBeverly: @Spazstatic It's our entire society, unfortunately.
 Winterneuro: @Spazstatic as a teacher, I would have to give this notion serious thought if a majority of the class failed an assignment. Then again, in todays day and age, if the assignment is based on a reading, and most students fail because American college students dont like to read, well, thats on them.
 Wooden Spoon: This reminds me of a professor I had who admitted after 50% of the class failed that he had graded our homework, tests and quizzes based on effort instead of answering correctly despite giving percentage grades and specific comments on some questions. He looked at 1-2 answers and took off from 100% if we missed something on the 1-2 answers he checked.
 Spazstatic: If everyone failed so miserably, the problem might not be the students...
Image 252256   06-12-18 02:47am     Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 tib gubb: props to whoever made this
 tib gubb: but grandma, the time gem goes on the first knuckle and the space gem goes on the third knuckle. god!
 White Rice: Shouldn't it be for the left hand?
 Peach: I don't know, this looks like the work of a millennial to me.
Image 251826   06-09-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    rockkstar
 tib gubb: now he's full of regretti
 DrNinjaman: Father, NOOOO!
 Mr. Shine: Suuuuuure.
 Scoo: He's been possessed by Vigo, right?
 Greifer: cause donald told me so
 Prostata: believable
Image 251373   06-06-18 7:08pm     Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Image JXV   06-02-18 09:21am     Uploaded by    Teechur
Image JXT   06-01-18 07:56am     Uploaded by    Teechur
Image JXR   05-31-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    Teechur
 Micro Jackson: Stairway to Borkin'
 charlemagne: spirited away is still one of my favourite films
 dangerkeith3000: Arf! I'm stuck!
Image 250326   05-31-18 11:47am     Uploaded by    Teechur
 savvoy: Hair club for men: economy membership (chopped badger fur & glue)
 Springbok: At least he has nice chompers
 Himesama: Nobody loved this man enough to tell him his haircut was shit :(
 WTF: I question the dentistry of a man who thinks this looks good in private, let alone the look he'd want on a public display.
 antipatterns: nothing can ever explain this
Image 249562   05-26-18 7:07pm     Uploaded by    redpeepee
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