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 square44's Aggro-Gator

 Dick Inspector: @Teechur You can go ahead and add an 'I' to LGBTQ - it stands for Intersex, and there is your Increase.
 Teechur: And also LGBTQ; Let's Get Bills To Quickly increase.
 rip odb: YKINMK
 Coolguy: Oh, well then....
Image 214683   11-11-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    square44
 Mr. Shine: Metal AF
 Urn BooUrn: Full Throttle was an awesome game, but kinda short.
 SharkysMachine: *as voiced by Patrick Warburton*
Image 214678   11-11-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    square44
 Mr Bleak: It's pizza-breaded-cats-with-Taco-Bell-on-a-taco-turtles all the way down!
 iatemyhomework: Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself The Departed
 addend: No way I can hustle that hard.
Image 214662   11-11-17 06:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 BlarfyB: @BavidDowie *slams door, cries and posts about it on my Livejournal page*
 BavidDowie: @BlarfyB pretty ugly!
 Mr. Shine: "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion." -Wash, 'Firefly'
 ChubbyBuddy: speaking as a former pizza guy, any "funny" special instructions will be read as "teabag my garlic bread"
 Magic Bullets: Sometimes a guy just needs to feel pretty, OK?
 BlarfyB: Tell you that you are pretty what? Instructions unclear.
Image 213602   11-05-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    square44
 zrj235: i had forgotten how intelligent this comic was. i had all the books when i was a kid. this makes me want to find them..
 nimbus: @BlarfyB Im shocked at how not shocking it is! :-)
 BlarfyB: @Felicity And you don't find that shocking?
 CompletelyJoking: When I was in my 20s, I thought it would be fun to see what kind of music the kids would be into that would shock me when I was in my 40s. Turns out its just bland corporate pop
 Mr. Shine: This didn't need the color background. Don't presume to Photoshop C&H.
 Ihminen: Calvinwave
Image 213597   11-05-17 4:09pm     Uploaded by    square44
 UltraBeverly: Whelp, national anthem's over, time to desecrate the flag. Not shown: flag thong underwear.
 a robot: Get a brain, moran!
 WTF: It took this second posting for me to notice the shirt text. Oh the irony!
 zrj235: @apoxia nope, just with a mandatory t-shirt
 apoxia: So you American's are pretty weird about your flag. I guess sitting on it comes with a mandatory life sentence?
Image 211045   10-23-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 Not A Bot: "Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent?" "No, I don't think we'll be telling them that."
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 DrinkMixMan: Classic Newkirk II
Image 207918   10-07-17 03:03am     Uploaded by    square44
 wolfskin: I Like You Use Tact When Tell Truth
 iatemyhomework: I Threw It On The Ground
 Air Biscuit: @Uncle Phil You cant handly the truth!
 Uncle Phil: You want the truth? YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DO!
 WTF: "Yes Mr. President, that would be a nice change."
Image 206553   09-30-17 07:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 kinggheedra: Video games are like weed. Nothing inherently wrong with them, but you can't trust most of the people you meet through them.
 antipatterns: I mean, I think Minecraft is inherently fascist, for what it's worth
 chhumphrey: This slippery slope brought to you by people who want to see monsters under every bed.
 Not A Bot: the man with 6 ribs.
 XLY: @Ihminen gamer gate is a thing, and the people involved in it are the same ones pushing the BS about Jennifer Lawrence and the hurricane blaming
 Ihminen: ok ill just put it this way:i think the people at 4th step and down are just idiots who are mad at the world because girls didn't talk to them in school
 Ihminen: i don't know how to feel about this to be honest... i wouldnt want to put videogame/nerd culture and atheism for example hand in hand with those nasty things that start going at the way to the bottom but... they do exist sadly
 PenguinBartender: Triggered.
 queezy farm: Instructions not clear. Fascism happening.
Image 203570   09-15-17 05:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 SS Keith: *whom u would naturally dismiss (no w/) or *w/ whom u would naturally disagree
 Lantry: @WaffleIron National Review is a conservative news source
 WTF: She knows who he is. She just gets her news from a REAL source like Info Wars.
 San DoDo: I don't even like dancing, I0m just here cos someone said there will be tacos
 Relp: hahahahahahah (nobody suspects a thing!)
 WaffleIron: ...I bet this is funny if I knew more.
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 VoR: Looks sticky
 Hokie333: Michelin Man's arch-enemy
 Bernie 2016: Masochistic Inuksuk
 Mr. Shine: "This hurts!"
 Skinr: *WarioWare music*
 greenbean: I'm a rock-et maaaaaaan.
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 Ulillillia: You've never heard a sound like the fart band, man
 Bubo: Feck it, fart band celebrates everything in our house.
 DrinkMixMan: brown notes
 Shorts Leng: The Booty Band! I LOVE them!
 jochenau: Hey maybe those are bosoms wearing pants backwards.
 Spazstatic: I didn't realize @Mr Butt had his own band!
 Prostata: how i feel every day
 Air Biscuit: TOOT!!
 Teechur: Whatever they play should become my new ringtone.
 Father Goose: Ok I warn you in advance for this. THEY HAVE SHEET MUSIC. ROFL
 Amy Housewine: Oh I just got the Spacehip reference. Heh. I'm just not that quick.
 Amy Housewine: 'Ass Band' is what the youngin's call a belt, nowadays.
 eumoria: Don't be an ass.
Image 203559   09-15-17 02:54am     Uploaded by    square44
 Shay: Perfect advertising for stool looseners.
 DangitBobby: @Yurishiro that sounds like something Apollo Gauntlet would say
 GoodSir: "dude, you know that's bright AF right? Because you are kinda slapping my eyeballs with it."
 Derp Herpigan: Not a single entity passed that day.
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 DarkTeddy: Nobody else will be there
 Ulillillia: Fozzie rules
 Scoo: Wakka wakka wakka wakka
Image 202723   09-10-17 10:31pm     Uploaded by    square44
 blue shoes: @DarkTeddy It's a BEAUTIFUL chin. The most beautiful chin EVER.
 DarkTeddy: Its the greatest chin. It does a terrific job. @Robespierre
 EndlessVanity: That's his CHIN, @DarkTeddy.
 DarkTeddy: Donalds gotta sick goatse
 bug: "DUCK season!" "DICK season!"
 DrinkMixMan: So basically, Rad and Bad
Image 202722   09-10-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 Spazstatic: Always a rad for this one.
 Mr. Whiskers: Where are the @@echoes?
 Pront Remp: Bats and trucks - who ever would have thought?
 Gomi Day: @El hefe an anthropomorphic fig visits his sister in the penitentiary?
 El hefe: How would you draw config.sys
 FabricMan: Damn kids today won't even get this joke
Image 202611   09-10-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    square44
 PenguinBartender: Damnit Solid Snake, stop distracting the birds.
 Gomi Day: what... IS this?!
 Urn BooUrn: What is a crow? We just don't know.
Image 199038   08-23-17 08:31am     Uploaded by    square44
 Mad Collager: Take a bite out of our premium control surfaces, for whatever ailerons you.
 grizzly: @dangerous dave looks like it!
 FabricMan: I was hungry!
 Scoo: @dangerous dave Might be a small part of a wing, or wing control surface
 dangerous dave: Wait, that's not the wing of an airplane, is it? Please tell me we're not looking out the window of an airplane, at the wing.
 Koopa: The Aggrogation is worldwide, apparently.
 VoR: @fanny So do I, and my wife does...
 fanny: now I do, too
Image 199030   08-23-17 06:47am     Uploaded by    square44
 NoRagrets: Switch edition using a PS4 controller....
 Not A Bot: Teaching bad habits right there...
 Scoo: I prefer Yard Work Simulator myself
 dangerous dave: As someone who grew up on a farm, I think I speak for everyone who grew up on a farm, when I say that farm-simulation games are absolutely *unimaginable* in the eyes of anyone who grew up on a farm. ("Aw! Daddy wrenched his back when he couldn't stop the hitch on the manure spreader from swinging across his pelvis and knocking him against the power take-off! So it looks like *you'll* be doing all of your own chores *and* his, for the next ... gosh, however long it takes! Oh, and it doesn't actually matter because the whole operation is shipping red ink faster than ice-water in the forepea of the Titanic, so you'll all end up living in a two-bedroom-one-bath manufactured home that your grandfather bought for you out of his retirement money! Isn't this ... *FUN*?!?!?!?")
 Koopa: Now you can farm on the GO. Take that, PC elitists! Though... you still can't play Nuclear Throne anywhere, so I guess they have that going for them.
Image 199028   08-23-17 06:26am     Uploaded by    square44
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