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 square44's Aggro-Gator

 hanky: Those clowns in congress amirite
Image 237666   03-16-18 02:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 Wooden Spoon: Block-chain? Quick, give them all your money!
 sparename: "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK - now sod off!"
 ping: [squints at note] "Something something something Crypto something something something Blockchain something something..."
 Yam: Wombat beads
 Sadbot: @Side Boob Early humans had square buttholes
 mexican: @Side Boob You know that there are impressionable persons (or people sufficiently masochistic) to take you up on that right.
 Teechur: @Side Boob OUCH! x 51
 Dr Awkward: @Side Boob Gah, no!
 tib gubb: this must be the blockchain i've heard so much about
 Side Boob: Early anal beads
Image 237550   03-15-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 sparename: @Yam Years ago at school, my friend and I learnt how to undo the cheap combination bike-locks that were "in" at the time, we would amuse ourselves by moving all the locks onto different bikes and laugh whilst everyone else had to wait for all the other lock-owners to arrive before they could ride home
 Kaviri: Why doesn't anyone feel sorry for me?
 aeroaero: Death to bike thieves
 Yam: Man, I recently learned how to pick locks just for funzies. Im not very good at it yet, but let me tell you, 90% of bikelocks are just ABSURDLY easy to pick. Like, a lot of them can be raked open in 4-5 seconds by a novice.
 hajjpodge: If you want to steal from people that deserve it, become a hedge fund manager.
 Sadbot: The trick is to hurt people who definitely deserve it...for instance, this guy.
 Ulillillia: asshorn
 Albo Grungus: Oh well, end of the inner monologue. Back to turning my society into a piece of shit.
Image 237539   03-15-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    square44
 twitter: The Russians are pulling back to their towns. We must be winning!
Image 237482   03-15-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 trelyate: @White Rice yeah, it's a shame that some people aren't giving the game a chance just because the fanbase. I mean, I get it, but it's still a shame.
 Teechur: Took my daughter and her friends to a costume convention today. Mrs. Teechur and I stayed in the Parent Daycare area.
 White Rice: @barfolomew I mean, the game itself was fine, but the whole fandom/following for it was beyond anything scociety has ever needed, or ever will need.
 magicmormon: "Real" what?
 Ulillillia: Real terrible
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but it was a mistake
 barfolomew: I hate that I get the reference.
 Side Boob: Anime is cartoons
Image 231792   02-10-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    square44
 a robot: Cat is disappointed none of those bags contained treats OR catnip, you monster
Image 231789   02-10-18 5:31pm     Uploaded by    square44
 Seven Eight Nine: @Chest Rockwell Ha :-)
 SomeCanadian: Program running on a computer from back when anime was good
 Chest Rockwell: Basically.
 Nope: Anime is real and was a mistake
Image 231788   02-10-18 5:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 Mad Collager: @square44 I'm so glad you've uploaded this!
 Ulillillia: I can't believe you've uploaded this
 rubix1924: My wife works hard. Incredibly hard. 12-hour shifts. Unthinkable! So I think that motivates me to work harder even if shell never come to accept that me lying on the couch in my World Cup 1998 Brazil shorts, staring at the ceiling, is me being creative.
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 kornisjon: Trump divorce cake.
Image 231774   02-10-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    square44
 hammy: @Teechur I was drunk and decided to comment by using irrelevant quotes. That one is from don't trust the b* in appartment 23.
 Borp Mento: @VeeKay You weren't dedicated enough.
 Teechur: @VeeKay Is your alter username @Not A Bot?
 Mextreme Enchirito: We dated for a while and then decided we are better off as friends. We weren't really compatible genitally. Imagine trying to fit a cucumber into a coin purse.
Image 231771   02-10-18 3:31pm     Uploaded by    square44
 SuedeOxford: This moistens the nugget
 BavidDowie: *pew pew*
 well duh: At least it's not spaghetti.
 Side Boob: Is Mosin. Still shoots.
 illBilliam: Stop or I'll toot.
 Hokie333: The more you eat the more you shoot
 Shay: Bean shooter.
 Big Beagler: Damn thing's jammed wait, what? It's recently bean fired?
 Teechur: I've seen some dumbass shit, but this is shitass dumb.
 kornisjon: Stop thinkin about thos so much.
 sparename: Refired beans?
 carpwoman: Fucking stupid.
 Peter Pantsless: You would not like the smell that comes out the other end
Image 231770   02-10-18 3:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 avemaria: Romantically Apocalyptic?
 Demon Universe: Christine 2: This Time Its Trains
 Aufziehvogel: "Los Angeles November, 2019" if you know what I mean...
Image 222000   12-20-17 02:47am     Uploaded by    square44
 Murdertaco: My erotic riot cop fiction is dinaly coming true!
 SaltLick: ANTIFA: SVU
 Catcat: Down with the man - in bed!
 Mr. Shine: Oh yeahhhhhhhh
 Sadbot: Woop woop, commit seduction errday
Image 216904   11-23-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 Dick Inspector: @Teechur You can go ahead and add an 'I' to LGBTQ - it stands for Intersex, and there is your Increase.
 Teechur: And also LGBTQ; Let's Get Bills To Quickly increase.
 rip odb: YKINMK
 Coolguy: Oh, well then....
Image 214683   11-11-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    square44
 Mr. Shine: Metal AF
 Urn BooUrn: Full Throttle was an awesome game, but kinda short.
 SharkysMachine: *as voiced by Patrick Warburton*
Image 214678   11-11-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    square44
 Mr Bleak: It's pizza-breaded-cats-with-Taco-Bell-on-a-taco-turtles all the way down!
 iatemyhomework: Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself The Departed
 addend: No way I can hustle that hard.
Image 214662   11-11-17 06:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 BlarfyB: @BavidDowie *slams door, cries and posts about it on my Livejournal page*
 BavidDowie: @BlarfyB pretty ugly!
 Mr. Shine: "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion." -Wash, 'Firefly'
 ChubbyBuddy: speaking as a former pizza guy, any "funny" special instructions will be read as "teabag my garlic bread"
 Magic Bullets: Sometimes a guy just needs to feel pretty, OK?
 BlarfyB: Tell you that you are pretty what? Instructions unclear.
Image 213602   11-05-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    square44
 zrj235: i had forgotten how intelligent this comic was. i had all the books when i was a kid. this makes me want to find them..
 nimbus: @BlarfyB Im shocked at how not shocking it is! :-)
 BlarfyB: @Felicity And you don't find that shocking?
 CompletelyJoking: When I was in my 20s, I thought it would be fun to see what kind of music the kids would be into that would shock me when I was in my 40s. Turns out its just bland corporate pop
 Mr. Shine: This didn't need the color background. Don't presume to Photoshop C&H.
 Ihminen: Calvinwave
Image 213597   11-05-17 4:09pm     Uploaded by    square44
 UltraBeverly: Whelp, national anthem's over, time to desecrate the flag. Not shown: flag thong underwear.
 a robot: Get a brain, moran!
 WTF: It took this second posting for me to notice the shirt text. Oh the irony!
 zrj235: @apoxia nope, just with a mandatory t-shirt
 apoxia: So you American's are pretty weird about your flag. I guess sitting on it comes with a mandatory life sentence?
Image 211045   10-23-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 Not A Bot: "Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent?" "No, I don't think we'll be telling them that."
Image 210048   10-17-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
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