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 square44's Aggro-Gator

 RiderFan: Kafka was incredibly good at his insurance job.
 Dr Awkward: Nice Stan Lee cameo.
Image 246266   05-07-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    square44
 VoR: Elbow's are dumb
 WannaBee: Ooooh it*s their leg! I thought it was their arm with the sleeve pushed up.
 jochenau: And this accomplishes...what?
 Telkwa: Couldn't hurt to shave your legs before your trip to Disneyworld - just sayin'.
 Robespierre: Have a nice trip!
 Christina: Same.
Image 243800   04-22-18 08:47am     Uploaded by    square44
 Mr Bleak: @Jabberwikket Please ignore the fact that I can't spell Nigeria. Or royalty.
 Amy Housewine: I've been waiting for them to take me to the internet for years. I'm still just looking at these pictures they put on the screen to keep you occupied while you wait for them to come and collect you.
 Peter Pantsless: No, I bought it to look cool
 Jabberwikket: Church: So just remember, the Internet can be a very scary place if you're not prepared. Grif: How do you recommend they prepare? Church: I don't know. Try going to your local middle school chess club. Hand out crystal meth and guns. That might be good practice. (From RvB Real life vs. the Internet)
 tib gubb: the only people ready for the internet are horrible, horrible nerds
 filthylaw: 1. Rad for the days when ITC Garamond Narrow was the official font of Apple. 2. Rad for correctly capitalising Web and Internet
 Bacon Train: Bottom option should be read (and middle green?) and dialog read by Morpheus.
 Christina: Are you ready for pr0n?
 Fiveninety: nobody was ever ready for the internet but we all selected the first option anyway.. and here we are, trapped inside the glowing rectangles
 grizzly: My body was ready. My soul was not.
 barfolomew: Were we ever so young? So innocent?
 Robespierre: In hindsight...
 fanny: I'm not ready! I'M NOT READY!
 Nope: Weird I read this and a spectral form of myself came and tried to click the 3rd option.
Image 238562   03-21-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    square44
 Mad Collager: Hitler's signature moustache actually was shortened to allow a good seal on his gas mask in WWI…
 Not A Bot: not this time, now where did I put those seashells...
 duckybox: Achtung!
 Captain Marsupial: You know he wishes he were holding a little toothbrush.
Image 238497   03-21-18 02:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 john dough: Spock band
 Robespierre: "I've got an uncontrollable urge..."
 TurkeyVulture: Of course Sulu is on drums.
 dangerkeith3000: This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
 Ihminen: sweet! also... that is definetly Tommy Aldridge's drum kit photoshopped back there he had a silver yamaha kit with wood hoops on the toms like that years ago and the cymbal placement checks out too it's definetly Tommy's!
Image 237712   03-16-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 Cory Trevor: With the boys
Image 237668   03-16-18 02:47am     Uploaded by    square44
 VeeKay: Those clowns in congress amirite
Image 237666   03-16-18 02:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 Wooden Spoon: Block-chain? Quick, give them all your money!
 sparename: "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK - now sod off!"
 ping: [squints at note] "Something something something Crypto something something something Blockchain something something..."
 Yam: Wombat beads
 Sadbot: @Side Boob Early humans had square buttholes
 mexican: @Side Boob You know that there are impressionable persons (or people sufficiently masochistic) to take you up on that right.
 Teechur: @Side Boob OUCH! x 51
 Dr Awkward: @Side Boob Gah, no!
 tib gubb: this must be the blockchain i've heard so much about
 Side Boob: Early anal beads
Image 237550   03-15-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 sparename: @Yam Years ago at school, my friend and I learnt how to undo the cheap combination bike-locks that were "in" at the time, we would amuse ourselves by moving all the locks onto different bikes and laugh whilst everyone else had to wait for all the other lock-owners to arrive before they could ride home
 Kaviri: Why doesn't anyone feel sorry for me?
 aeroaero: Death to bike thieves
 Yam: Man, I recently learned how to pick locks just for funzies. Im not very good at it yet, but let me tell you, 90% of bikelocks are just ABSURDLY easy to pick. Like, a lot of them can be raked open in 4-5 seconds by a novice.
 hajjpodge: If you want to steal from people that deserve it, become a hedge fund manager.
 Sadbot: The trick is to hurt people who definitely deserve it...for instance, this guy.
 Ulillillia: asshorn
 Albo Grungus: Oh well, end of the inner monologue. Back to turning my society into a piece of shit.
Image 237539   03-15-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    square44
 twitter: The Russians are pulling back to their towns. We must be winning!
Image 237482   03-15-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 trelyate: @White Rice yeah, it's a shame that some people aren't giving the game a chance just because the fanbase. I mean, I get it, but it's still a shame.
 Teechur: Took my daughter and her friends to a costume convention today. Mrs. Teechur and I stayed in the Parent Daycare area.
 White Rice: @barfolomew I mean, the game itself was fine, but the whole fandom/following for it was beyond anything scociety has ever needed, or ever will need.
 magicmormon: "Real" what?
 Ulillillia: Real terrible
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but it was a mistake
 barfolomew: I hate that I get the reference.
 Side Boob: Anime is cartoons
Image 231792   02-10-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    square44
 a robot: Cat is disappointed none of those bags contained treats OR catnip, you monster
Image 231789   02-10-18 5:31pm     Uploaded by    square44
 Seven Eight Nine: @Chest Rockwell Ha :-)
 SomeCanadian: Program running on a computer from back when anime was good
 Chest Rockwell: Basically.
 Nope: Anime is real and was a mistake
Image 231788   02-10-18 5:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 Mad Collager: @square44 I'm so glad you've uploaded this!
 Ulillillia: I can't believe you've uploaded this
 VeeKay: My wife works hard. Incredibly hard. 12-hour shifts. Unthinkable! So I think that motivates me to work harder even if shell never come to accept that me lying on the couch in my World Cup 1998 Brazil shorts, staring at the ceiling, is me being creative.
Image 231775   02-10-18 3:54pm     Uploaded by    square44
 kornisjon: Trump divorce cake.
Image 231774   02-10-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    square44
 VeeKay: @Teechur I was drunk and decided to comment by using irrelevant quotes. That one is from don't trust the b* in appartment 23.
 Borp Mento: @VeeKay You weren't dedicated enough.
 Teechur: @VeeKay Is your alter username @Not A Bot?
 VeeKay: We dated for a while and then decided we are better off as friends. We weren't really compatible genitally. Imagine trying to fit a cucumber into a coin purse.
Image 231771   02-10-18 3:31pm     Uploaded by    square44
 SuedeOxford: This moistens the nugget
 BavidDowie: *pew pew*
 well duh: At least it's not spaghetti.
 Side Boob: Is Mosin. Still shoots.
 illBilliam: Stop or I'll toot.
 Hokie333: The more you eat the more you shoot
 Shay: Bean shooter.
 VeeKay: Damn thing's jammed wait, what? It's recently bean fired?
 Teechur: I've seen some dumbass shit, but this is shitass dumb.
 kornisjon: Stop thinkin about thos so much.
 sparename: Refired beans?
 carpwoman: Fucking stupid.
 Peter Pantsless: You would not like the smell that comes out the other end
Image 231770   02-10-18 3:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 avemaria: Romantically Apocalyptic?
 Demon Universe: Christine 2: This Time Its Trains
 Aufziehvogel: "Los Angeles November, 2019" if you know what I mean...
Image 222000   12-20-17 02:47am     Uploaded by    square44
 Murdertaco: My erotic riot cop fiction is dinaly coming true!
 antipatterns: ANTIFA: SVU
 Catcat: Down with the man - in bed!
 Mr. Shine: Oh yeahhhhhhhh
 Sadbot: Woop woop, commit seduction errday
Image 216904   11-23-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 Dick Inspector: @Teechur You can go ahead and add an 'I' to LGBTQ - it stands for Intersex, and there is your Increase.
 Teechur: And also LGBTQ; Let's Get Bills To Quickly increase.
 rip odb: YKINMK
 Coolguy: Oh, well then....
Image 214683   11-11-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    square44
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