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 square44's Aggro-Gator

 Darmstadtium: It only works when it is combined with skin
 VeeKay: You're fake news! You're fake news! And you!
 barfolomew: Strike one, corporate liars.
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 VeeKay: Wish people would use wikipedia shit like that before they meme. Come on people, educate yourselves.
 FabricMan: And the 20th floor will be nothing but horrors
 Sage: Ha Ha, millions of people died during that period of history.
Image 264276   08-26-18 2:54pm     Uploaded by    square44
 VeeKay: That could have been a 15 line email.
 Hyphae: Not-so-obivious Plant?
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 well duh: It's a "couple" of sandwiches.
 waaaaaat: Do Not Fist Android Girls
 Robespierre: ... and this is pretty much what The Loafs looked like.
 Mad Collager: D'ough
 Mr. Whiskers: @Sadbot You got it. It was "coupling hoagie"
 Sadbot: I'm trying to find the pun in this. Coupling hoagie? Iron sandwich? Subway?
Image 264258   08-26-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    square44
 apoxia: I'm a clinical psychologist. This isn't how we do it.
 jochenau: @Mr. Butt In a way, that's how it works for everyone, it's just that a lot of people have to follow that up by going to the doctor and putting up with medication roulette until they get something that works, putting effort into working with a therapist, making lifestyle changes, or even just waking up every day and choosing to want to get better when it's tempting to give up.
 Springbok: ...He has Ninja Turtle hands.
 Mr. Butt: What I'm trying to say is: envy me, sad people.
 Mr. Butt: Not that I'm saying that that's an option for everybody, but it worked for me.
 Mr. Butt: Real talk: I was super depressed for a couple years, and then one day I woke up and decided that I didn't want to feel that way any more. I gradually got better from just wanting to get better.
 kayjay: And if that doesn't work?
 VeeKay: Oh wow, my depression is cured!
 Sadbot: The bootstraps approach to therapy
 Mad Collager: If you can't fly, try falling with style instead!
 Scoo: Big Pharma hates this one weird trick!
 Prostata: If you want a punch in the mouth tell someone to try feeling happy instead
 sparename: Seven Dwarfs in the bath all feeling happy but Happy got out so they all felt Grumpy instead
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 Mr. Shine: Am duck. Throw bred.
 fanny: your duck doesn't look so good
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Cooowack!"
 BavidDowie: Throw Bred On Me
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 Passive: Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!
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 LurkedMoar: Some tired sole, nailed it
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 edgarallendoh: @White Rice FF's Cat by Gilbert Shelton: one of my fave cartoon cats, despite my username..
 isosceleswaffle: @Laree has made me aware of an amazing switcherino
 well duh: They remembered Bill. ACK!
 Laree: @White Rice Oh wow the Catillac Cats! I forgot all about them!
 White Rice: @Laree for some reason I got Top Cat mixed up with the other protagonist cat from Heathcliff (just checked, he was Riff-Raff, and while he also had a hat, he had a scarf & not a vest).
 Laree: Stimpy and Hobbes! And she's listening to Josie and the Amazing grandmothercats. Top cat is behind the couch @White Rice
 White Rice: @ignatz 2 Garfields? I only see the one (unless you mean 2 from the collected Garfield works, then yeah, but then we need to call doubles on the 2 snowballs (snowball and snowball II) and on two from the aristocats being there). Also, who/what is Fat Freddie's cat"? Also also, no Heathcliff or Top Cat?
 charlemagne: furries
 a robot: Fuck off Batman, Selena can do whatever the fuck she wants
 booger: 2 Garfields but no Fat Freddie's cat? Null point.
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 RiderFan: Kafka was incredibly good at his insurance job.
 Dr Awkward: Nice Stan Lee cameo.
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 VoR: Elbow's are dumb
 joxxuh: Ooooh it*s their leg! I thought it was their arm with the sleeve pushed up.
 jochenau: And this accomplishes...what?
 Telkwa: Couldn't hurt to shave your legs before your trip to Disneyworld - just sayin'.
 Robespierre: Have a nice trip!
 Christina: Same.
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 Mr Bleak: @Jabberwikket Please ignore the fact that I can't spell Nigeria. Or royalty.
 Amy Housewine: I've been waiting for them to take me to the internet for years. I'm still just looking at these pictures they put on the screen to keep you occupied while you wait for them to come and collect you.
 Peter Pantsless: No, I bought it to look cool
 Jabberwikket: Church: So just remember, the Internet can be a very scary place if you're not prepared. Grif: How do you recommend they prepare? Church: I don't know. Try going to your local middle school chess club. Hand out crystal meth and guns. That might be good practice. (From RvB Real life vs. the Internet)
 tib gubb: the only people ready for the internet are horrible, horrible nerds
 filthylaw: 1. Rad for the days when ITC Garamond Narrow was the official font of Apple. 2. Rad for correctly capitalising Web and Internet
 Bacon Train: Bottom option should be read (and middle green?) and dialog read by Morpheus.
 Christina: Are you ready for pr0n?
 Fiveninety: nobody was ever ready for the internet but we all selected the first option anyway.. and here we are, trapped inside the glowing rectangles
 grizzly: My body was ready. My soul was not.
 barfolomew: Were we ever so young? So innocent?
 Robespierre: In hindsight...
 fanny: I'm not ready! I'M NOT READY!
 Nope: Weird I read this and a spectral form of myself came and tried to click the 3rd option.
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 Mad Collager: Hitler's signature moustache actually was shortened to allow a good seal on his gas mask in WWI…
 Not A Bot: not this time, now where did I put those seashells...
 duckybox: Achtung!
 Captain Marsupial: You know he wishes he were holding a little toothbrush.
Image 238497   03-21-18 02:26am     Uploaded by    square44
 john dough: Spock band
 Robespierre: "I've got an uncontrollable urge..."
 TurkeyVulture: Of course Sulu is on drums.
 dangerkeith3000: This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
 Ihminen: sweet! also... that is definetly Tommy Aldridge's drum kit photoshopped back there he had a silver yamaha kit with wood hoops on the toms like that years ago and the cymbal placement checks out too it's definetly Tommy's!
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 Cory Trevor: With the boys
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 VeeKay: Those clowns in congress amirite
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 Wooden Spoon: Block-chain? Quick, give them all your money!
 sparename: "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK - now sod off!"
 ping: [squints at note] "Something something something Crypto something something something Blockchain something something..."
 Yam: Wombat beads
 Sadbot: @Side Boob Early humans had square buttholes
 mexican: @Side Boob You know that there are impressionable persons (or people sufficiently masochistic) to take you up on that right.
 Teechur: @Side Boob OUCH! x 51
 Dr Awkward: @Side Boob Gah, no!
 tib gubb: this must be the blockchain i've heard so much about
 Side Boob: Early anal beads
Image 237550   03-15-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 sparename: @Yam Years ago at school, my friend and I learnt how to undo the cheap combination bike-locks that were "in" at the time, we would amuse ourselves by moving all the locks onto different bikes and laugh whilst everyone else had to wait for all the other lock-owners to arrive before they could ride home
 Kaviri: Why doesn't anyone feel sorry for me?
 aeroaero: Death to bike thieves
 Yam: Man, I recently learned how to pick locks just for funzies. Im not very good at it yet, but let me tell you, 90% of bikelocks are just ABSURDLY easy to pick. Like, a lot of them can be raked open in 4-5 seconds by a novice.
 hajjpodge: If you want to steal from people that deserve it, become a hedge fund manager.
 Sadbot: The trick is to hurt people who definitely deserve it...for instance, this guy.
 Ulillillia: asshorn
 Albo Grungus: Oh well, end of the inner monologue. Back to turning my society into a piece of shit.
Image 237539   03-15-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    square44
 twitter: The Russians are pulling back to their towns. We must be winning!
Image 237482   03-15-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    square44
 trelyate: @White Rice yeah, it's a shame that some people aren't giving the game a chance just because the fanbase. I mean, I get it, but it's still a shame.
 Teechur: Took my daughter and her friends to a costume convention today. Mrs. Teechur and I stayed in the Parent Daycare area.
 White Rice: @barfolomew I mean, the game itself was fine, but the whole fandom/following for it was beyond anything scociety has ever needed, or ever will need.
 magicmormon: "Real" what?
 Ulillillia: Real terrible
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but it was a mistake
 barfolomew: I hate that I get the reference.
 Side Boob: Anime is cartoons
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