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 Spazstatic's Aggro-Gator

 Skaalar: Yeah, I checked it out... Surprisingly hot read.
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - could make you verrry more attractive to then
 Yurishiro: I'm an officer of the law! release me!
Image 232763   02-16-18 02:47am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 Mr Bleak: Or ... metric measures. No contest, really.
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Oooooh, yeah. Now that I think about it, I think I misunderstood it the first time I saw it too.
 barfolomew: @Spazstatic oh I misunderstood the plus. That makes sense!
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew Maybe I'm not following but looking at google and wolfram alpha, this looks correct. 1 cup equals 48 teaspoons or 16 tablespoons, therefore 1 tablespoon is 3 teaspoons, and so 1/3 cup would be 1 teaspoon + 5 tablespoons and 2/3 cup would be twice that, 2 teaspoons + 10 tablespoons.
 Skaalar: Im gonna save this and promptly forget about t.
 barfolomew: The ratios of teaspoon:1/3-cup and 2/3-cup are off.
 UltraBeverly: Fuck you, Edward Tufte!
 glenalec: This summons the pre-metric Satan.
 Felicity: Confusing. Too spatial
 Teechur: @mexican But the memes! The MEEEMES! Why would they lie?
 mexican: @Teechur By using metric.
 Not A Bot: Early cherubim ideas for 40K were kinda lazy.
 Teechur: And yet we made it to the moon.
 Sadbot: This makes me want 44ml of whiskey
 El hefe:
 Ulillillia: Dividing by ten makes too much sense
 ignatz: gonna take this with a pinch of salt..
 Amy Housewine: Mug = bit bigger than a cup.
 Side Boob: This makes so much more sense than the metric system! *cries*
 Robespierre: The Tree of a Measured Life
Image 232093   02-12-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 Spazstatic: Saw this in a Scott Manley video and wanted to share.
 Teechur: And use random capital letters. Let's not forget those.
 Demon Universe: The Internet is being a little too sociopolitical this week. Is this really what the Olympics want from us?
Image 232041   02-12-18 02:26am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 Ulillillia: @glenalec In the 21st century they're still a thing. :(
 glenalec: Grammar Pirates, because before the 20th century Nazis weren't a thing.
Image 229684   01-29-18 8:59pm     Uploaded by    qazwsx
 VeeKay: Happy children are the best children.
 a robot: Kids are ok, occasionally
 Mr. Shine: Apropos
Image 229276   01-27-18 2:59pm     Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
 Prostata: Dragon spews donkey sauce. Roll to save vs sickness or 3D6 damage
 barfolomew: Uh... jinx. Sorry.
 Not A Bot: It could be worse... She could be dressing it up for a pageant...
 Mr. Shine: I'd play it.
 Diogenes: "Your spell of Mozzarella Missile fizzles into harmless smoke as it strikes the Fier Dragons hide. It has immunity to marinara, remember?"
 glenalec: Ah, The ol' Basic-Set.
Image 229288   01-27-18 4:26pm     Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 jochenau: Linguistics is the science of discovering patterns and rules we have zero conscious awareness of, yet use and manipulate effortlessly every day as we communicate.
 Skaalar: Hmm. Gonna save this for reference.
 Aufziehvogel: Ich wuesste wirklich gerne, ob es auch eine deutsche Version dieser Regel (und dieses Buches) gibt.
 Scoo: Oh, Bill Bryson, you rascal!
 apoxia: Yep I've read the book that is from. Very interesting.
Image 227660   01-18-18 9:10pm     Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
 FireBreathingMarmot: tuner octopus
 SpaceCow: Octopus got themselves some sweet ground effects.
 glenalec: Show us some ankle!
 Peter Pantsless: Everybody loves discopus!
 apoxia: Lovely
 Yurishiro: Humans cant be this graceful, only disgraceful.
 Robespierre: All dressed up, and nowhere to go but the bottom.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Fractopus
Image 227236   01-16-18 6:03pm     Uploaded by    Bagels
 john dough: "You will fall before my mighty potato blade forged in corn oil."
 Felicity: Its Tuesday
 Prostata: the epic battle is about to begin!
 Yurishiro: Sir Ronald Mc Donald
 Side Boob: Shits about to get real
 duckfarts: HEAVEN OR HELL
 Air Biscuit: Whos the buisness suit guy supposed to be?
 dangerkeith3000: Winner has to fight The Burger King
 Mr. Butt: From that banned issue of Judge Dredd.
 raditzu: Another typical day in Japan. Still, the idea is awesome. RAD AF.
 Ulillillia: Seven days
Image 223875   12-30-17 12:08pm     Uploaded by    sumo
 2Berries: M. E. T. H. O. D. Act
 Cami: He's worried about the "unsimulated" sex scene they're shooting next.
 ignatz: Knew I should have chosen med school..
 Not A Bot: Neither cats nor dogs like Ferengi
Image 223817   12-29-17 6:31pm     Uploaded by    Slug Wind
 Skaalar: This should have been part of that Queen music video: Dont Stop Me Now.
 a robot: This Power Rangers villain is RAD
 savvoy: That's the most metal thing I've seen all day
 White Rice: Now THATS a tiger tank.
 Ulillillia: Sweet fursuit
 Felicity: This is the definition of rad
 a sedated moose: I don't know what's going on here, but it's pretty rad.
Image 223044   12-25-17 5:31pm     Uploaded by    flying sheep
 Sadbot: "Why do you follow people's directions when you could literally pick them up and throw them out the window?" -Jake Peralta,16 INT 14 CHA 6 WIS
 Scoo: Sir Terry
 a sedated moose: Great, now I need to start a new game so I can play through as Terry Crews instead.
Image 223048   12-25-17 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Skinr
 Prostata: diiiiiicks
 raditzu: This was made by a damn good artist. I'm in awe. Rad AF.
 BavidDowie: This is the type of person who fails a Rorschach.
 Greifer: Well i guess prior to drawing this you have to see it... this is some fucked up shit
 Ulillillia: I;m thinking about thos balls
 kazzy94: haha gross
Image 221943   12-19-17 8:07pm     Uploaded by    eurotrash
 glenalec: Well that sucks goats!
 Spazstatic: @redpeepee I just looked it up on Google Maps. There is an animal hospital with that phone number on Marbach Rd in San Antonio, Texas.
 duckfarts: is that a euphemism
 tib gubb: does the chupacabra know about this?
 Whatever: But theyre an endangered species
 redpeepee: San Antonio?
 Pikachu: "Here's my cat, Chupacabra, I've come to get her spayed for free like the sign says."
Image 218907   12-03-17 6:54pm     Uploaded by    greenbean
 Christina: Shingeki no Kyojin.
 Sage: It thinks it's scary! That's cute.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: the bearded multi appendaged horror? hes over in the garden center.
 Annoying Vegan : Happy Halloween!
Image 212604   10-31-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 dangerkeith3000: Might wanna get that Greyscale checked out.
 Christina: Some people can do magic with make-up.
 Not A Bot: so tumblr is ok with people exposing themselves to strangers?
 charlemagne: contact the clinic. quickly
 Knice: Holy shit that's awesome!
Image 212603   10-31-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 ThoughtlessGentleman: watch out ichabod!!!
Image 212597   10-31-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 male anon: Interesting. What kind of ink would they use for this effect? How quickly does it fade?
 hoobleton: Well I've now seen this image on four subs today.
 Side Boob: I really dislike tattoos, but this is really badass.
 jochenau: It's a clever idea and very well done but it's really friggin' creepy.
 addend: One weird trick - Tattoo removers hate her!
 NoRagrets: Thats badass.
 younglink: Damn, now I really want some uv ink.
Image 210420   10-19-17 7:54pm     Uploaded by    flying sheep
 Spazstatic: Return flight: #233338
 UltraBeverly: My opinion is unwanted.
 dangerkeith3000: my kink!
 Felicity: And thats why there are eight notes in a scale
 Amy Housewine: J.S. Bach - the 'S' stands for 'Squiddly'.
 Yurishiro: This pirates of the Caribbean prequel is weird.
 kazzy94: @Prostata but not how he played piano so good.
 Prostata: that would explain a lot
Image 209716   10-16-17 09:07am     Uploaded by    buds420
 StuporFly: and THAT's enough for me.
 harpooneer: @morakdais yep, might as well go for broke
 Warrax: @Korrok tHis wOrked tHank yOu
 Skaalar: ........................................................................Would.
 Korrok: @CuriouSir @White Rice My bad! There was an minor accident at our facility, one of the prototypes got loose. As for your problem, try updating the main system drivers and clear his cache. The you'll want to turn him off and leave put him in the fridge for about a half hour. After that you can boot up in safe mode to make sure everything is still there, then reboot normally.
 White Rice: @CuriouSir baby hands, eh? Like, freshly formed baby hands, or one that looked like they recently were removed from their original owner? Every little detail is important here.
 CuriouSir: @White Rice already tried that, got a blue sky of death, then it started raining baby hands.
 CrustyDusty: The nose makes her look like Jamie Kennedy. I'd prefer any udder porn.
 Warezlock: Whatever floats your boat...or finds your lost remote.
 XLY: This... This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to try cowgirl!
 White Rice: @CuriouSir I honestly don't know. Sacrifice a goat in a lightning storm?
 A duck: My penis is standing by...
 CuriouSir: @White Rice can we just reset him, or do we need to do a backup/format?
 chhumphrey: Human cow hentai gone Horribly wrong
 willowsprite: Argh, this is udderly confusing.
 Darkasnoon: Well, that's enough internet for one lifetime.
 willowsprite: This is udder
 morakdais: hopefully she is futanari under there
 Knice: I feel like this is my fault for asking on #88403.
 Fiasco: I've been on the Internet too long, get back to me when those nipples start shitting or she's vore-eating a miniaturized Hermione Granger.
 becca: @hnnngh it's not furry... it's just beautiful
 hnnngh: Get this fucking furry shit outta here.
 Wet farts: Moo?
 misterjoe: Dafuq am I looking at?
 square44: Is this a photoshop or a cos...fuck it I don't wanna know.
 a robot: This is just confusing.
 White Rice: Aww jeeze, you broke @Warrax.
 ruiner: Prepping for the Warcraft movie release
 Scoo: Um, that's not how teats work...
 duckfarts: is your girlfriend a co....oooohhhhhhhh my god
Image 89191   03-09-16 9:26pm     Uploaded by    wordjones
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