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 Wet farts:
 San DoDo:
 Mr. Shine:
 Bolt Vanderhuge:
 Bolt Vanderhuge:
 Jeannie C:
 Trick Question:
 Trick Question:
 Frank herbert:
 Peter Pantsless:
 Air Biscuit:
 Grandmas Ghost:
 Mr. Shine:
 Bountiful Tumescence:
 Bountiful Tumescence:
 Lil Buddy:
 Poop van Pants:
 Frank herbert:
 A Decent Fellow:
 Bountiful Tumescence:
 A duck:
 Darth Bater:
 Lump Flomple:
 an ass kicking:
 a robot:
 Lil Buddy:
 Jeannie C:
 Flulm Dampumple:
 Kool Aid Man:
 A duck:
 Last AGer:
 your nana:
 Urn BooUrn:
 Mr. Shine:
 5 Headed Snake God:
 El Barto:
 Drunk Orc:
 Soy Peso:
 Frank herbert:
 Lousy AI:
 San DoDo:
 Rent A Dog:
 Fruft Grongus:
 Stephen Milkmus:
 Grep Jelly:
 melted plastic:
Image 54484   09-18-15 3:00pm     Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
 questionable: 'your office is too dark, I can't find the RAM chips.' it's DIMM
 karmakat: hereby lives a GEEK
 SomeCanadian: This is why you don't let the IT people out of their crates.
 Shay: 'member your memory?!?!
 whiplash: The Grinch Who Stole My Circuit Boards
 scribbs: Merry Geekmas.
 ignatz: Thankth for the memowreath
Image 167066   03-12-17 07:49am     Uploaded by    namaste
 wolfpk: POWER Rangers have hit a new low
 Skinr: I'm glad to see that Charge Man is still getting work after Mega Man 5
 Fett4life: Rad for steampunk cosplay.
 a robot: Choo choo motherfucker!
 KrazyKat: Thomas returns and is ready to kiss ass with his sack of uranium dust. #116167
 whiplash: I choo-choo-choose a life of crime!
 chhumphrey: This Power Rangers copy went off the rails
 SunWukong: One of the Great Train Robbers.
 cizhiresb: Thomas?what's happened?!
 Knice: A highly-trained assassin.
Image 166323   03-08-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Micro Jackson: It's raining memes
 jochenau: @tritium This is glorious on so many levels. Possibly all of the levels.
 LogicKitty: That was one of the funniest things I've watched in a long time. I really needed that today. Thank you Friendly Spaceship
 SpaceCow: And so, Darth Vader was assumed into heaven with C3PO and Jar-Jar Binks.
 Sadbot: @Mr. Butt @tritium That's the stuff, good work 'gators.
 Mr. Butt: @tritium Also, this is a fucking nightmare. I love it.
 Mr. Butt: @tritium Got your back, fam:…
 tritium: Oh hey, it's apparently reuploaded! I don't have the purple power of linking, but a search for "French Star Wars dance" should find it.
 tritium: French Star Wars dance. Tragically taken off of YouTube due to a copyright strike.
Image 166140   03-07-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    tritium
 Side Boob: We know you are smuggling bacon, so give it up now!
 carpwoman: @Warrax -Ah.
 Warrax: @carpwoman That's Brent Spiner, "Data" from Star Trek. The TSA is scanning Data. I... I thought it was funny at the time.
 carpwoman: What am I missing here?
 ottorongo: it's funnier if you think of him as the hillbilly from night court
 Eleftheros: @Hosebag Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
 Sheikhjahbooty: I didn't know Brent Spiner had a cameo in Firefly. And how did the blue glove dudes catch him?
 Hosebag: Please place your hands in the yellow circles. Thank you for your cooperation.
 a robot: @Winterneuro I know this pain all too well
 Dreforian: "Some old presidents will be hearing about this and I'll see you in nightcourt!"
 sparename: Just a normal, Data-Day occurrence
 Winterneuro: Well duh. Of course an android is going to set off the metal detector; No matter how human he tries to be.
 ignatz: 'Timewarp' dance lessons
Image 165766   03-05-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    Warrax
 Teechur: So, do I change my password to "correct" or "incorrect?" The prompt will tell me, "Your password is incorrect." but the answer must be "correct." I'm just going to go over here and look at the crazy angel with the big ears.
 ignatz: Are you sure you don't not want to vote for GW Bush? Do Not Press Yes/No
 Spazstatic: @Scoo #152001
 Aemuli: You are wrong because you are wrong. QED
 SpaceCow: What are you going to do, stab me?
 PenguinBartender: "I will be hanged!" That's the answer to this riddle right? Or is that a different one?
 questionable: given the choice between being incorrectly correct and correctly incorrect, the incorrect choice is the only correct one. anything other than that is correct, which as this example makes clear, is incorrect
 Scoo: Online Quizzes by Mojo Jojo
 a robot: "Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed 'you,' referring to me. The correct answer is 'you.'"
 Bu7Z: That statement is correct
 Knice: Done.
Image 164624   02-27-17 09:05am     Uploaded by    chelseachels
 duckfarts: your cat's incontinent?
 jochenau: He actually bought you the cat a year ago, you just didn't notice it until yesterday.
 Thurb Grunombies: Cuttlecat watches you poop
 Peach: Khajiit is master of stealth.
 Ulillillia: At least you won't have to sweep as often
 WaffleIron: That's your bathroom floors fault.
Image 164364   02-25-17 9:07pm     Uploaded by    chelseachels
 UseYourName: @Snake Jesus Hi Hungry
 Snake Jesus: Thanks, dad.
Image 163753   02-22-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 WaffleIron: Looks like another vote is coming...
 Mr. Shine: WIN IT!!! WIN IT RIGHT NOW!!!
 Ulillillia: Patreon rewards
 Mr. Whiskers: Put 'em on the glass
 SomeCanadian: I've been FRAAAAAMED!!!
 Peter Pantsless: Better call the aggro-lawyers
Image 163406   02-20-17 7:47pm     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 Spazstatic: #162930 return flight, Pink Floyd - The Division Bell
 Albatross: Maybe don't have a cigar if your that flammable
 ch: lookit me I'm DANCIN' I'm DANCIN'
 whiplash: This is Casual Friday, jerk!
 EH: "This was the last one left, we'd better not fuck up!"
 tib gubb: he got fired
 Spazstatic: Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here album cover reenactment needs work.
 ChubbyBuddy: musta got a breifcase full of mixtapes
 VoR: Hot stuff
Image 161758   02-12-17 03:49am     Uploaded by    9mm
 ignatz: @Knice @Peter Pantsless Truth be told, I would love a new set..
 Peter Pantsless: @ignatz @Knice My grandmother is on her third set as well
 ignatz: @Knice Does this make you lucky or unlucky?
 addend: How long are they staring at each other?
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic also, #161758 for Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
 Spazstatic: Pink Floyd - The Division Bell album reenactment needs work.
 carpwoman: Fuck me sideways.
 CastleBravo: @scribbs @Prostata I agree. This sort of thing always squicks me out something fierce. I feel BAD for the person, I just don't handle "body horror" well.
 scribbs: Ew.
 Annoying Vegan : Do you lose teeth when you sneeze?
 wolfpk: What you don't see is the dentist dancing singing "I'm into money."
 Prostata: FUCK
 Knice: Just when I start to fear that the future is lost, along comes an uplifting story like yours to buoy my faith in the next generation. Thank you, @fanny, for sharing a kernel (!) of hope. :-D
 fanny: @Knice but just imagine how fast you could eat an ear of corn if you had them all at once! And since we are now talking of corn... yesterday was career day at the school i teach in. an EMT was in my pre-k class, and asked the kids "does anyone know what oxygen is?" one kid raised his hand and said "I LIKE CORN." at the end of the presentation, the EMT asked the kids what they learned, the same kid yelled "CORN!!" I thought of you :-D
 bug: Shark man! -not as good of a superhero as imagined.
 Knice: @ignatz I'm on my third set, with a couple fourths. I last lost/ re-grew one when I was 21. It didn't seem like this picture, though; they were polite and took turns.
 Mr. Whiskers: Yo dawg...heard you like teeth
 ChubbyBuddy: Who am I? well they call me Teeth Malone, because I always carry a comb
 tokyopig: To tell you toof I've got a bit of a lifp.
 SomeCanadian: Guessing this is cleidiocranial dysostosis. Genetic condition that causes, among other things, retention of baby teeth and hyperdontia (extra teeth). This looks painful regardless.
 ignatz: Kid from my neighborhood claimed he was on his third set of teeth. Nobody believed him, but now..
Image 162930   02-18-17 07:33am     Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
 Bu7Z: Ninja turtle
 itskando: Bender, eat your shiny metal ass out
 San DoDo: The Matrix has you Raddy!
 Micro Jackson: My favourite part of Electric Boogaloo II
 chhumphrey: @Knice I definitely see excessive extension on this one though, I don't think the judges are going to be too generous on that.
 tib gubb: didn't anyone ever tell you that it's unwise to anger a turtle?
 SomeCanadian: @Knice *polite clapping*
 ch: [SFX: "Rockit" (1983)]
 Knice: There was a little slip on the takeoff; but there was excellent height, rotation, and air position. Nice extension & turnout on the landing, and he really held on to that outside edge. The jump will get full points, and I bet at least a +2 grade-of-execution!
Image 161039   02-08-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 Spazstatic: Return flight: #168960 also @trelyate
 trelyate: Would you rather fight 1 duck-headed horse, or 100 horse-headed ducks?
 hearsegirl: this is what those "evollutootionists" believe
 Robespierre: Quack, damn you.
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend @a duck?
 AverageJoe: majestic as duck
 Scoo: Duck-billed Girlfriend
 Zampano: The triumphant goose nosed stallion
Image 161033   02-08-17 10:31am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 Dick Inspector: Hope that doesn't happen with a blue ringed octopus.
 raditzu: Strange place to be looking for oysters. Oh well...
 radar racer: that must feel funky as hell
 mexican: True love.
 PenguinBartender: @PenguinBartender (NSFW google search vv)
 PenguinBartender: Oh, Daizha Morgann's tattoo, stop fraternizing and GET BACK THERE.
 ch: i like you.
 tokyopig: MGM Copyright takedown ensues over obvious James Bond reference.
 Skinr: if you ink it, they will come
 tritium: Usually you can only see this kind of filth in old Japanese woodblock prints.
Image 160941   02-07-17 8:47pm     Uploaded by    Musician
 fanny: I can't even look at the color purple any more without thinking of the mascot!
 Butcherboy: Can we get a separate page for aggro fan art? Just like the top 50 page
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : You have discovered the glitch in the matrix as well! You get plus.
 LaeMi: Don't tell me I have to go into work on my day off just to rad this again!
 Micro Jackson: Finally, a craft you can do with the whole family
 Mr. Butt: Samurai Mascot
 ignatz: Meshcot
Image 158604   01-26-17 2:47pm     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 werterland: By the way, I hope you all come to my one-woman act: "Uterine Derangement."
 werterland: Is "carbonic acid gas" an old-timey euphemism for room-clearing farts?
 Hosebag: Are we supposed to be checking these off? Ok, bad whiskey, woman trouble, congestion of brain... Hold on let me get my glasses...
 Hosebag: OK Don, I'm going to go with "deranged masturbation" for $500.
 Kim: Supression of memes
 Snake Jesus: @a robot It's allegedly a list of reasons women were admitted to sanitoriums in the time period given. "Novel reading" might be thought to indicate the patient's living in a fantasy world. And I say allegedly bc I've never seen this given any kind of source, though the various ailments fit loosely with the time period.
 XLY: suppression of memeses
 hearsegirl: regular sexual abuse is ok, but excessive sexual abuse is just not on.
 Warrax: I need this framed and on my wall. All my walls.
 Beef Supreme: I'm so admissible it's scary. I wonder how they knew about Bad Company in the late 1880s though. Good albums.
 Science: Also, "Excessive sexual abuse." Apparently there is a threshold somewhere where sexual abuse is no longer something you can just brush off?
 Science: "Suppressed masturbation." Apparently, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Wondered the same thing. This is a gold mine
 a robot: Seriously though, what the fuck is this list? And why did someone single out "novel reading" as noteworthy when there are so many more interesting things listed?
 Telkwa: What college were they applying to???
 a robot: "Seduction and Disappointment" is the name of the new dating app I'm working on
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless me and my "Vicious Vices" will be there for your show!
 thecraftywolf: salvation army and hard study, wat?
 well duh: "Bloody Flux" is the name of my twee ukulele hip-hop cover band
 Peter Pantsless: "Exposure and quackery" is written on all my police reports
 grizzly: I havent masturbated for 30 years because that would be too long.
 Peter Pantsless: "Imaginary female trouble" is my current relationship situation
 winwolf: So many great punk band names!
 Zampano: "tobacco and masturbation", lol what? You can smoke. And you can jerk off. But if you jerk off while you're smoking that's frowned upon...
 Uncle Phil: Masturbation for 30 Years, Deranged Masturbation, and Suppressed Masturbation. Just do regular masturbation!
 tritium: Seduction & disappointment
 Peter Pantsless: "Deranged masturbation" is the name of my dancing show
Image 159909   02-02-17 12:08pm     Uploaded by    horny horn
 LogicKitty: Help me
 a robot: Same.
Image 159002   01-28-17 4:31pm     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 wolfpk: Have you ever got that crap in your eyrs? If you did, yoi would have tears too.
 trelyate: duckhorn
 Jennerator: The green means he killed a man
 Amy Housewine: Don't be sad, @a duck
 Dr. Bathroom: @Scoo 21.6 oz is about 650 grams. That's as close to a round number as I can figure.
 2Berries: @Scoo this makes the duck cry
 Scoo: That volume doesn't make any sense in any unit system. Did they run some crazy profit-maximizing algorithm and it spat out "21.6 oz"?
Image 158981   01-28-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 Dreforian: @bug What REALLY happened to Dexter Douglas!
 Queeblo: It keeps out the bugs.
 Mr. Shine: I have a backlit keyboard. They rule.
 bug: How to become Nerd-Spiderman
 a robot: *laughs microscopically*
 Scoo: SysRq is my hacker name
 Cami: I never have this problem...I have spiders but they would never fit inside my keyboard...I put out mouse traps ro get them.
 hajjpodge: Looks like your mechanical keyboard is great for spiders. Seeing as that you never clean it, you cretin.
Image 158958   01-28-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 a robot: He looks like a wax figure
 LaeMi: Or a presidential order.
 LaeMi: @funny in the wall @Spazstatic - Russian hackers!
 funny in the wall: @Spazstatic I don't get it either. I think it's kind of funny
 Spazstatic: Why did this get bad voted away? I'm still laughing.
Image 158441   01-25-17 5:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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