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 Spazstatic: #162930 return flight, Pink Floyd - The Division Bell
 Albatross: Maybe don't have a cigar if your that flammable
 ch: lookit me I'm DANCIN' I'm DANCIN'
 whiplash: This is Casual Friday, jerk!
 EH: "This was the last one left, we'd better not fuck up!"
 tib gubb: he got fired
 Spazstatic: Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here album cover reenactment needs work.
 ChubbyBuddy: musta got a breifcase full of mixtapes
 VoR: Hot stuff
Image 161758   02-12-17 03:49am     Uploaded by    9mm
 ignatz: @Knice @Peter Pantsless Truth be told, I would love a new set..
 Peter Pantsless: @ignatz @Knice My grandmother is on her third set as well
 ignatz: @Knice Does this make you lucky or unlucky?
 addend: How long are they staring at each other?
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic also, #161758 for Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
 Spazstatic: Pink Floyd - The Division Bell album reenactment needs work.
 carpwoman: Fuck me sideways.
 CastleBravo: @scribbs @Prostata I agree. This sort of thing always squicks me out something fierce. I feel BAD for the person, I just don't handle "body horror" well.
 scribbs: Ew.
 Annoying Vegan : Do you lose teeth when you sneeze?
 wolfpk: What you don't see is the dentist dancing singing "I'm into money."
 Prostata: FUCK
 Knice: Just when I start to fear that the future is lost, along comes an uplifting story like yours to buoy my faith in the next generation. Thank you, @fanny, for sharing a kernel (!) of hope. :-D
 fanny: @Knice but just imagine how fast you could eat an ear of corn if you had them all at once! And since we are now talking of corn... yesterday was career day at the school i teach in. an EMT was in my pre-k class, and asked the kids "does anyone know what oxygen is?" one kid raised his hand and said "I LIKE CORN." at the end of the presentation, the EMT asked the kids what they learned, the same kid yelled "CORN!!" I thought of you :-D
 bug: Shark man! -not as good of a superhero as imagined.
 Knice: @ignatz I'm on my third set, with a couple fourths. I last lost/ re-grew one when I was 21. It didn't seem like this picture, though; they were polite and took turns.
 Mr. Whiskers: Yo dawg...heard you like teeth
 ChubbyBuddy: Who am I? well they call me Teeth Malone, because I always carry a comb
 tokyopig: To tell you toof I've got a bit of a lifp.
 SomeCanadian: Guessing this is cleidiocranial dysostosis. Genetic condition that causes, among other things, retention of baby teeth and hyperdontia (extra teeth). This looks painful regardless.
 ignatz: Kid from my neighborhood claimed he was on his third set of teeth. Nobody believed him, but now..
Image 162930   02-18-17 07:33am   Views: 35718   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
 Bu7Z: Ninja turtle
 itskando: Bender, eat your shiny metal ass out
 San DoDo: The Matrix has you Raddy!
 Micro Jackson: My favourite part of Electric Boogaloo II
 chhumphrey: @Knice I definitely see excessive extension on this one though, I don't think the judges are going to be too generous on that.
 tib gubb: didn't anyone ever tell you that it's unwise to anger a turtle?
 SomeCanadian: @Knice *polite clapping*
 ch: [SFX: "Rockit" (1983)]
 Knice: There was a little slip on the takeoff; but there was excellent height, rotation, and air position. Nice extension & turnout on the landing, and he really held on to that outside edge. The jump will get full points, and I bet at least a +2 grade-of-execution!
Image 161039   02-08-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 trelyate: Would you rather fight 1 duck-headed horse, or 100 horse-headed ducks?
 hearsegirl: this is what those "evollutootionists" believe
 Robespierre: Quack, damn you.
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend @a duck?
 AverageJoe: majestic as duck
 Scoo: Duck-billed Girlfriend
 Zampano: The triumphant goose nosed stallion
Image 161033   02-08-17 10:31am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 Dick Inspector: Hope that doesn't happen with a blue ringed octopus.
 raditzu: Strange place to be looking for oysters. Oh well...
 radar racer: that must feel funky as hell
 mexican: True love.
 PenguinBartender: @PenguinBartender (NSFW google search vv)
 PenguinBartender: Oh, Daizha Morgann's tattoo, stop fraternizing and GET BACK THERE.
 ch: i like you.
 tokyopig: MGM Copyright takedown ensues over obvious James Bond reference.
 Skinr: if you ink it, they will come
 tritium: Usually you can only see this kind of filth in old Japanese woodblock prints.
Image 160941   02-07-17 8:47pm     Uploaded by    Musician
 fanny: I can't even look at the color purple any more without thinking of the mascot!
 Butcherboy: Can we get a separate page for aggro fan art? Just like the top 50 page
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : You have discovered the glitch in the matrix as well! You get plus.
 LaeMi: Don't tell me I have to go into work on my day off just to rad this again!
 Micro Jackson: Finally, a craft you can do with the whole family
 Mr. Butt: Samurai Mascot
 ignatz: Meshcot
Image 158604   01-26-17 2:47pm     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 werterland: By the way, I hope you all come to my one-woman act: "Uterine Derangement."
 werterland: Is "carbonic acid gas" an old-timey euphemism for room-clearing farts?
 Hosebag: Are we supposed to be checking these off? Ok, bad whiskey, woman trouble, congestion of brain... Hold on let me get my glasses...
 Hosebag: OK Don, I'm going to go with "deranged masturbation" for $500.
 Kim: Supression of memes
 Snake Jesus: @a robot It's allegedly a list of reasons women were admitted to sanitoriums in the time period given. "Novel reading" might be thought to indicate the patient's living in a fantasy world. And I say allegedly bc I've never seen this given any kind of source, though the various ailments fit loosely with the time period.
 XLY: suppression of memeses
 hearsegirl: regular sexual abuse is ok, but excessive sexual abuse is just not on.
 Warrax: I need this framed and on my wall. All my walls.
 Beef Supreme: I'm so admissible it's scary. I wonder how they knew about Bad Company in the late 1880s though. Good albums.
 Science: Also, "Excessive sexual abuse." Apparently there is a threshold somewhere where sexual abuse is no longer something you can just brush off?
 Science: "Suppressed masturbation." Apparently, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Wondered the same thing. This is a gold mine
 a robot: Seriously though, what the fuck is this list? And why did someone single out "novel reading" as noteworthy when there are so many more interesting things listed?
 Telkwa: What college were they applying to???
 a robot: "Seduction and Disappointment" is the name of the new dating app I'm working on
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless me and my "Vicious Vices" will be there for your show!
 thecraftywolf: salvation army and hard study, wat?
 well duh: "Bloody Flux" is the name of my twee ukulele hip-hop cover band
 Peter Pantsless: "Exposure and quackery" is written on all my police reports
 grizzly: I havent masturbated for 30 years because that would be too long.
 Peter Pantsless: "Imaginary female trouble" is my current relationship situation
 winwolf: So many great punk band names!
 Zampano: "tobacco and masturbation", lol what? You can smoke. And you can jerk off. But if you jerk off while you're smoking that's frowned upon...
 Uncle Phil: Masturbation for 30 Years, Deranged Masturbation, and Suppressed Masturbation. Just do regular masturbation!
 tritium: Seduction & disappointment
 Peter Pantsless: "Deranged masturbation" is the name of my dancing show
Image 159909   02-02-17 12:08pm     Uploaded by    horny horn
 LogicKitty: Help me
 a robot: Same.
Image 159002   01-28-17 4:31pm     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 wolfpk: Have you ever got that crap in your eyrs? If you did, yoi would have tears too.
 trelyate: duckhorn
 Jennerator: The green means he killed a man
 Amy Housewine: Don't be sad, @a duck
 Dr. Bathroom: @Scoo 21.6 oz is about 650 grams. That's as close to a round number as I can figure.
 2Berries: @Scoo this makes the duck cry
 Scoo: That volume doesn't make any sense in any unit system. Did they run some crazy profit-maximizing algorithm and it spat out "21.6 oz"?
Image 158981   01-28-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 Dreforian: @bug What REALLY happened to Dexter Douglas!
 Queeblo: It keeps out the bugs.
 Mr. Shine: I have a backlit keyboard. They rule.
 bug: How to become Nerd-Spiderman
 a robot: *laughs microscopically*
 Scoo: SysRq is my hacker name
 Cami: I never have this problem...I have spiders but they would never fit inside my keyboard...I put out mouse traps ro get them.
 hajjpodge: Looks like your mechanical keyboard is great for spiders. Seeing as that you never clean it, you cretin.
Image 158958   01-28-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 a robot: He looks like a wax figure
 LaeMi: Or a presidential order.
 LaeMi: @funny in the wall @Spazstatic - Russian hackers!
 funny in the wall: @Spazstatic I don't get it either. I think it's kind of funny
 Spazstatic: Why did this get bad voted away? I'm still laughing.
Image 158441   01-25-17 5:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Robespierre: "It's elementary, dear Watson."
 wolfpk: @Thurb Grunombies "Bend Her" season 4 episode 13
 Thurb Grunombies: Genderbender?
 ninetailorochimaru: I believe...Bender can enslave humanity
 Skaalar: Saving this one. Saving it HARDCORE.
 Scoo: @wolfpk My head asplode
 wolfpk: Binder would rule the avatar world because he would just pull out the heavy artillery and waist everyone. Bender does not know the meaning of the word fair fight.
 sparename: Just made me watch Yotub of someone doing 'Hellbender' from Win95.. I ran the demo (in 1995!), couldn't be bothered to play it but liked the music
Image 158281   01-24-17 8:26pm     Uploaded by    LogicKitty
 WTF: Combine with #123405 to be irreversibly blinded.
 Jabberwikket: Marvel's Dazzler movie looking good
 smusher: subtle
 Jennerator: I too am a daughter of the 80's
 Cami: Imagebot blocked the picture of her boyfriend.
 Peach: I've seen the future, mortal, and the future is LASERS.
 addend: My eyes are... Never mind.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: lazertits dot biz* @prostrata
 Nothing: Good thing she's got that visor. This could be dangerous otherwise
 Peter Pantsless: #155356 better step up her game
 Prostata: lazertits dot com
 El hefe: This is what everyone looks like to Geordi Laforge
 Wookiee: Fembot from the new Austin Powers? At least it's got frickin' laser beams.
 WaffleIron: Is this a religion? I want to believe in this religion.
Image 158089   01-23-17 8:26pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 SpaceCow: The only song he gets on the radio is Horse with no Name.
 Spazstatic: Me now that I've been promoted to blue!
 Cami: A roof is good when you're in bat country.
 Scoo: Doot out on the highway, looking for adventure!
Image 157980   01-23-17 08:31am     Uploaded by    Warrax
 whiplash: The swingers party turned tragic when Roland realised he was a third wheel.
 San DoDo: vv this was a good read
 Peter Pantsless: @LaeMi You misspelled AWESOME
 LaeMi: @LaeMi @Annoying Vegan @Peter Pantsless @Peach us people are awful!
 Peach: @LaeMi And after the divorce he just felt so deflated.
 Peach: @LaeMi His wife left him because he would always rubber the wrong way.
 Peter Pantsless: @LaeMi He just couldn't get a grip
 Annoying Vegan : @LaeMi He didn't have a very Goodyear.
 LaeMi: He was just tired of life.
Image 156722   01-16-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Cerberus
 SpaceCow: Snake Armor v0.1
 hearsegirl: Danger Noodle: this is fine.
 whiplash: "Mr. Snake, I'll help you if you promise not to bite me when I pull the can off your head." "No deal!"
 Kim: Whoever to this has no decency. Can't you see it's in the can?
 Yttermayn : Herrm. Should I help it?
 raditzu: Solid Snake?!
 2Berries: Teeth with tail says "leave me alone, it's a disssseassssse asssssssshole!"
 ClockworkJackalope: " hear we see the Australian beer snake. Viewed as a pest, it steals thousands of beers a year."
 square44: those weren't peanuts
 Bast Relief: Me on a Saturday night. No really. I like to get drunk in the desert and take LSD so I can turn into a snake.
 Teechur: Safety first! Now where's my bicycle?
 scribbs: Canned Le Snoot, available in fine stores near you.
 LaeMi: Drinking problem.
Image 156011   01-12-17 8:42pm     Uploaded by    DerMantis
 Life Whacker: @Spazstatic this made me vote rad...
 Spazstatic: @Dreforian to explore strange new images, to seek out new posts and new conversation, to boldly go where no user has gone before.
 Dreforian: These are the voyages of the radship, Friendlyprise. It's ongoing mission...
 scribbs: To boldly split an infinitive...
Image 155615   01-10-17 7:41pm     Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 155417   01-09-17 7:09pm     Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 LaeMi: Apparently 6 people a year die from doing this!
 tib gubb: "Now that I've been given emotion, this is all I can think about doing."
 Prostata: his new girlfriend?
 Peter Pantsless: I always thought it was funny when they tried to impress us by showing Data reading things at super speed when he should have just been able to wirelessly download the information
 Sandor: Is that like android vampirism?
 Scoo: Captain, I believe I am feeling... pleasure. It is an intriguing sensation.
 WTF: He's jacking on.
 mariofart: The beginning of Data's crippling battery abuse.
Image 155419   01-09-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Marsh Darsh: I nearly spat out my teats
 Prostata: which is good 'cause her ass it haunted
 duckfarts: you're talking about sam & max, i presume
 tankadillo: you owe me a new keyboard, good sir!
 Warrax: @Warrax (...of my dick, I guess.)
 Warrax: My monocle fell right the fuck off at that one.
 Ulillillia: I nearly spat out my tea
Image 155206   01-08-17 5:31pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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