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 sparename's Aggro-Gator

 Mr Bleak: @E. HONDA It's SO HOOL! That's how hool it is.
 Entertainmentalist: It'd be easy enough to turn that "O" into a "C".
 Skinr: Be Corool To Your Sohool
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur and they all want to cross the street at once.
 Teechur: From the other sidewalk, it says 700HOS That's a lotta hos.
 fanny: this is why you should stay in sohool kids.
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, in Solihull...
 Scoo: Ehr mer gerd, they think they're *SO* *HOOL* (eye roll)
 OldKentuckyShark: There's no 'C'. Well just use an O and not spray the whole thing. ... How's it look. ... Shit
Image 251958   06-10-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    sparename
 Wooden Spoon: The Barbie episode of the NetFlix documentary The Toys That Made Us was fascinating.
 Not A Bot: DickButt's shy cousin.
 Mad Collager: Thank Goodness Barbie has normal proportions this time!
 Zaxxoff: yes, its true. this man has no dick.
 Dreforian: Rebooting Scooby Doo one too many times...
 Mr. Shine: *walks up in GI-Joe costume, sweeps Barbie off feet, leaves*
 itskando: Aqua
 Scoo: Beauty of North Europe
 wwwdotcom: Come on, Barbie, let's go party.
 eevee: Hapless Barbie and Creep Nasty Ken
 alex: This is creepy as fuck. I love it.
 Vanna: Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
Image 251794   06-09-18 09:18am     Uploaded by    suckit
 DrNinjaman: That's why Einstein wasn't an engineer.
 Air Biscuit: But then what am i gonna do with all my solutions?
 Mr. Butt: And those negative people? Albert Einstein!
 tib gubb: so true.
Image 250751   06-02-18 11:38pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
Image JXN   05-27-18 08:48am     Uploaded by    sparename
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 dad: @Air Biscuit I aggro-gate from my desktop computer. In this case, I had been tossing and turning and got up to check the spaceship or a few minutes while I waited for the trazodone to kick in
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity have you tried turning on the blue light filter on your phone when aggro-gating right before bed time?
 wolfpk: Refer to #248622
 Wolfy21: I m having trouble sleeping right now as I type this
Image 248614   05-21-18 03:03am     Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 Shay: Nicki Minaj and her posse tried to crash the royal wedding.
Image 248390   05-19-18 8:03pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 glenalec: I missed most of it as ABC (the real one in Australia) decided to re-arrange their RSS feed locations and it took me weeks to find the new address!
 Air Biscuit: You guys hear about that beer rain?
 itskando: Must be from the last royal wedding
 itskando: How the hell did this appear so timely on the friendly spaceship?
 wolfpk: I really don't give a damn about the royal wedding, but all the sudden I have the urge to discuss it!
 Sadbot: Nah, I like hearing about royal British nonsense, a rare opportunity for me to get all "more patriotic than thou" with other Americans
 Yam: Its sort of like people who complain about Vegans/Crossfitters. If you hate hearing about it, maybe dont bring it up yourself.
Image 248202   05-18-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 Mad Collager: The name is Jones. Spike Jones.
 Air Biscuit: Just a glowing eye
 Zarathustra: Camouflage level: 9000
Image 246111   05-06-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    sparename
 UnknownSample: Is that David Blaine in there?
 trelyate: spider car, spider car, does whatever a spider car does
 Micro Jackson: Hey! What kind of bait were you using?
 VeeKay: On ten pound breaking strain line too! Never been so proud!
 bug: Another victim of Accord-erotic asphyxiation.
 Zarathustra: Dont you hate it when you go fishing and you just catch a car?
 grizzly: Go go gadget bumper whench!
Image 245794   05-04-18 12:03pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 Side Boob: Well that's a yes.
 Zarathustra: Once youre an ethanol addcit, you call everyone Ethan.
 Telkwa: Classic Helicopter Parent.
 jazzjunkie: Classic Ethan
Image 245393   05-01-18 11:26pm     Uploaded by    franktank
 Mr. Shine: "Quank!"
 Shay: A Danish mallard.
 Side Boob: *quacks mechanically*
 Dr Awkward: I like duk.
Image 245324   05-01-18 3:03pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 lecj07: Ah, the orange bellied foot destroyer
Image 245201   04-30-18 8:03pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 FabricMan: Ermehgerd!
 charlemagne: I just quit my job at lidl. feels good
 TurkeyVulture: Where baby carrots come from?
Image 244980   04-29-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 wolfpupy: Eventually the shit will get through the roof.
 Teechur: No, you don't need new shingles. But a cat might help.
 Joseph: Beauty of North Belgium.
Image 244963   04-29-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    sparename
 Whatever: What do you mean the flat tyre is in the front?
 Not A Bot: chicken fried steak is, funnily enough, not steak
 Warrax: Technically correct.
 charlemagne: you know what I'm not even angry. I'm impressed
Image 244849   04-28-18 5:26pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 chhumphrey: @Christina guess that depends on your mythos.
 Aspirin: Dave *could* save us all.
 Christina: @chhumphrey Nor is Jesus.
 lecj07: No ball gaes in this are.
 chhumphrey: But Dave's not here
 itskando: I dunno. Dave seems pretty high to me
 Butcherboy: Ya damn right
 Paint Chips: Even no ball was higher
 glenalec: Classic Dave.
Image 244612   04-27-18 06:26am     Uploaded by    winwolf
 Not A Bot: I don't know why that posted twice!
 Teechur: Pomegrentist.
 Shay: Dr. Giggles Meets Veggie Tales
 AstoriaBum: A powerful dramatization of Poe's "Berenice".
 WannaBee: I like how it's sitting on a pad.
Image 244180   04-24-18 4:07pm     Uploaded by    toad
 Zarathustra: Lab teacher jokes vs. Dad jokes
 Not A Bot: Captain Kangaroo was a real creeper.
Image 243785   04-22-18 05:48am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 jazzjunkie: "Not my problem"
 Christina: His secret is probably his huge dick.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia This one is a lemon (Citroen)
 Ulillillia: Is your van an egg?
 Robespierre: Happened when they redid our street. Thankfully, they came back.
 Mad Collager: Well paved. Well paved.
 Side Boob: Russia.jpg
Image 242990   04-17-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    sparename
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