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 sparename's Aggro-Gator

 Robespierre: @Shay "You've got snails!" "Where? WHERE!??!"
 Shay: The punchline: people still use AOL mail.
 Robespierre: Almost as tragic as when the hopped on Pop
Image 262196   08-13-18 5:07pm     Uploaded by    tears as lube
Image KBH   07-26-18 10:44am     Uploaded by    sparename
 dangerkeith3000: @dangerkeith3000 500 calories.
 dangerkeith3000: What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
 Shay: A dead baby joke IRL.
 Dresdenkeogh: This is why we use practice-baby. Why is the only exam you have to pass to have children the practical exam?
Image 258771   07-23-18 1:47pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 tib gubb: everyone can fuck off [this will be rescinded, monday morning]
 dangerkeith3000: Inspirational.
 Korrok: I can dig it.
 Austin: cue Dawson's creek music
Image 258362   07-20-18 9:58pm     Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
 Shay: So after seeing those frogs on top of my roof, I walked in to my house and saw THIS *Large Marge noise*
 Amy Housewine: Synaesthesia cat can hear colours.
 Off Topic: Messing around in the Spore creature creator I see.
Image 256842   07-11-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Teechur: Congratulations on winning the contest! If you can call it winning to be named the world's ugliest dog.
Image 254489   06-26-18 9:26pm     Uploaded by    sparename
Image JZJ   06-23-18 07:16am     Uploaded by    sparename
 Mr Bleak: Which one? Aren't there two at the moment?
 Robespierre: @Shay Extreme mootness
 Shay: @Robespierre No one, making the joke even more moot.
 Shay: Liverpool lost in the 2018 finals, so Pope Francis is safe. Joke/prophecy is moot.
 Robespierre: Which Prince of England got married in 1978? Wasn't Chazz; he married in 1981.
Image 253535   06-20-18 8:58pm     Uploaded by    clayjar
 AlexDeLarge: how'd safari make it to the end without crashing?
 Whatever: But IE is a great browser - for downloading a better browser. Then you keep it to use on websites that will only work on IE because of orders from some old boss who thinks the internet is made of pipelines
 addend: Edge-y.
 Ihminen: i learned at a young age that watching shitty flash animations on newgrounds was so annoying with the long loadtimes just because i was using explorer...
Image 252882   06-16-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    Sprinkles
 PenguinBartender: Do not fuck with Betty White.
 tib gubb: catty old ladies is kind of my thing
Image 252506   06-13-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    p nut
 Wooden Spoon: The Barbie episode of the NetFlix documentary The Toys That Made Us was fascinating.
 Not A Bot: DickButt's shy cousin.
 Mad Collager: Thank Goodness Barbie has normal proportions this time!
 Zaxxoff: yes, its true. this man has no dick.
 Dreforian: Rebooting Scooby Doo one too many times...
 Mr. Shine: *walks up in GI-Joe costume, sweeps Barbie off feet, leaves*
 itskando: Aqua
 Scoo: Beauty of North Europe
 wwwdotcom: Come on, Barbie, let's go party.
 eevee: Hapless Barbie and Creep Nasty Ken
 alex: This is creepy as fuck. I love it.
 Vanna: Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
Image 251794   06-09-18 09:18am     Uploaded by    suckit
 DrNinjaman: That's why Einstein wasn't an engineer.
 Air Biscuit: But then what am i gonna do with all my solutions?
 Mr. Butt: And those negative people? Albert Einstein!
 tib gubb: so true.
Image 250751   06-02-18 11:38pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Mad Collager: The name is Jones. Spike Jones.
 Air Biscuit: Just a glowing eye
 Zarathustra: Camouflage level: 9000
Image 246111   05-06-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    sparename
 Mr. Shine: "Quank!"
 Shay: A Danish mallard.
 Side Boob: *quacks mechanically*
 Dr Awkward: I like duk.
Image 245324   05-01-18 3:03pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 FabricMan: Ermehgerd!
 charlemagne: I just quit my job at lidl. feels good
 TurkeyVulture: Where baby carrots come from?
Image 244980   04-29-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 chhumphrey: @Christina guess that depends on your mythos.
 Aspirin: Dave *could* save us all.
 Christina: @chhumphrey Nor is Jesus.
 lecj07: No ball gaes in this are.
 chhumphrey: But Dave's not here
 itskando: I dunno. Dave seems pretty high to me
 Butcherboy: Ya damn right
 Paint Chips: Even no ball was higher
 glenalec: Classic Dave.
Image 244612   04-27-18 06:26am     Uploaded by    winwolf
 Zarathustra: Lab teacher jokes vs. Dad jokes
 Not A Bot: Captain Kangaroo was a real creeper.
Image 243785   04-22-18 05:38am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Whatever: Trying to decide if hair remover would help here
 Skinr: "It rubs the lotion on its fur, or else a hosing will recur."
 Niels Bohr: I'm pretty sure that beam is wood.
Image 241914   04-10-18 8:58pm     Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
 Robespierre: In the future we will communicate in memes alone
 Amy Housewine: I like Butthairn.
 Teechur: Oh, that younger generation nowadays. You just can't talk to me.
Image 241482   04-08-18 06:26am     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 wolfpk: A fale shit-ass little bark machine
 VeeKay: This looks very familiar. Very familiar. Almost like it was part of my childhood.
Image 229818   01-30-18 4:31pm     Uploaded by    sparename
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